Seceret desires

[The Rapping Raptor]

Seceret desires we all have them, whether it be a just a slight perversion or a full blown fetish, so come on people the time is nigh fess up :D

[Little Miss Awesome]

Er, at the minute, a song, You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon. I can't stop listening to it and it's driving me craaazy ;_;

EDIT: I realise this wasn't even the question, I'm really tired and such -_-
I used to have quite the thing for palm trees I suppose. They're so tropical and great :D

[Shiny]

If I told you what I secretly desire it wouldn't be a secret anymore. Trust me, you don't want to know. It has nothing to do with toe lint either.
:shifty:

[oddler]

Hello, little girl.
Do you want to know a seceret? (sick (sic))
'Cause I know one and it is so good to hear it.
Do you want to know what it schwas?

All right. Enough of that. I'll go with what Shiny said.

[Madame Adequate]

Are we talking desires like "I want a strawberry cheesecake" or "I want to [censored] a Nelf with [censored] up [censored] followed by some [censored] Raist and Ryelaxation"?

[Rye]

Are we talking desires like "I want a strawberry cheesecake" or "I want to [censored] a Nelf with [censored] up [censored] followed by some [censored] Raist and Ryelaxation"?

HuxD, sir, HuxD.

I agree with Huxsire's question though. As for very very secret desires... uh, I'd better not. xD

But I'd really like some freaking food because I'm starving. ;_____;

[Raistlin]

Both of you stay away from me.

[CimminyCricket]

Secret Desires? I LOVE days of our lives! I wish I was on it...SOOOOO much! ....oops

[KentaRawr!]

I want a Playstation 3.

:cry:

[vorpal blade]

Ice cream a la mode! With a big side of whipped cream!
...wait, that's never been a secret desire.

I secretly wish I needed glasses. They make people look smart.

[Martyr]

I wish I was RSL.

[Slothy]

My really secret desires shall remain that way. I'm pretty sure I could be banned for sharing them. At the top of the list of not so secret desires though would be the desire to conquer the world through brute force, crushing as many third world countries under my boot heel as necessary in the process. No ask yourselves; if that's the secret desire I will share, just what could I be hiding from you all? :evilking:

[Martyr]

Everybody's secret desire is to kill minorities, who have strange cultures, religions, body types etc, and then take their land and resources for our own.
Why do you think racism is so hard to get rid of?
Because it's a self control issue. Everybody wants to be racist. It's almost natural.

I want to hear a real secret desire. Something that not everybody has.

Like, if you're such a bloodthirsty, power-hungry guy, do you want to eat the raw genitals of your slain minorities, chopped up specifically with a filet knife, or something like that?

That would be perverted, unique, and something really impressively individual and strange and that ought to be kept a secret.

But wanting to violently conquer the world... That's, like, that's prety much the solution to all the world's problems, really. Supposing the right guy did it. I don't know if that right guy will ever come along, but, whatever.

[Kanshisha]

I want a gunblade Lionheart to be exact...wait what are you santa clause?hmmm still a gunblade and lionheart....and also instead of the light blue of the lionheart i'd like it to be black and ill wear a ninja outfit...

[Dr Aum]

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

[Doomie]

Mangos and legs. In fact, eating mangos off a supermodels legs would be heaven. She would have to be at least 5'8 to have the really nice long kind. And slightly tanned too. Oh my Gooooooooooooooooood...

[Avarice-ness]

I'd like to own people. :)

[Kanshisha]

I'd like to own people. :)Black market style?:D

[Martyr]

Yellow Market Style

[Kanshisha]

Tch rainbow market style very colorful full of hypo Japanese kids runny around in circles eating sugar sticks...

[Chemical]

The problem is if I told you I'd probably have to kill you and everyone else on this board. Then I'd have to BURN DOWN THE INTERNET before the government and United Nations could hunt me down for thought crime.

[Kanshisha]

?um ook c'mon i said my desire a GUNBLADE! you can say it...

[Bunny]

I want to be tied down and tickled with a feather for hours and hours.

[Dr Aum]

I want to be tied down and tickled with a feather for hours and hours.

This can be arranged.

[Araciel]

i can't think of any true secret desires...though i might just be saying that to protect the secrets

[Bunny]

Hello Dr Aum, would you like to come over and play some games with me?

[mooglebunni608]

I want to be tied down and tickled with a feather for hours and hours.

:)
j/k. I dunno what I want.

[Kanshisha]

Lol.
A desire not a favour!!!:D but i would like to get tied down...:D

[Dr Aum]

Hello Dr Aum, would you like to come over and play some games with me?

There's room for two in my
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[Madame Adequate]

I'm quite thin, can a third person be accomodated?

[Rye]

I'm quite thin, can a third person be accomodated?

I'm 5'0", I can squeeze in the trunk, please.

[Dr Aum]

And then there were four. Let it be done.

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[Chemical]

You people are twisted freaks... Twisted sexy freaks.

[Slothy]

Everybody's secret desire is to kill minorities, who have strange cultures, religions, body types etc, and then take their land and resources for our own.
Why do you think racism is so hard to get rid of?
Because it's a self control issue. Everybody wants to be racist. It's almost natural.

I want to hear a real secret desire. Something that not everybody has.

Like, if you're such a bloodthirsty, power-hungry guy, do you want to eat the raw genitals of your slain minorities, chopped up specifically with a filet knife, or something like that?

That would be perverted, unique, and something really impressively individual and strange and that ought to be kept a secret.

But wanting to violently conquer the world... That's, like, that's prety much the solution to all the world's problems, really. Supposing the right guy did it. I don't know if that right guy will ever come along, but, whatever.

When did I ever mention killing so-called minorities? I simply want to exploit third world countries for my own gain. It has nothing to do with race; those countries are just easily exploitable. It's not racism if you're willing to exploit, pillage, and plunder everyone equally. I'm just opportunistic. :D

And about the genital thing; please stop reading my diary.

[rih29]

My secret desire is to make a game. :)

[Bunny]

You people are twisted freaks... Twisted sexy freaks.

Would you like to come, Chemical? I know you want to come with us. You can come. My lap is comfy! :D

[Martyr]

When did I ever mention killing so-called minorities? I simply want to exploit third world countries for my own gain. It has nothing to do with race; those countries are just easily exploitable. It's not racism if you're willing to exploit, pillage, and plunder everyone equally. I'm just opportunistic. :D

And about the genital thing; please stop reading my diary.

I thought I read something about a boot that sounded bloody and violent toward minorities. Sorry. I get defensive.

Anyway... Back to Final Secret Fantasy. Uhhhh....

It's possible that I don't have anything crazy that I want to do in bed right now. How about actually being naked at school. That'd be something. I don't know if I'd enjoy it... But it's definitely a fantasy I've had. A nightmare, really. When I was, like, 6 years old.

[Christmas]

My Secret Desires is a secret. :bigsmile:

[Callisto]

I had a secret desire, once. I found out I couldn't handle it. :D

[Jojee]

What, to kill Xena? :</>D

[Yamaneko]

If I acted on my secret desire none of you would be here right now.

[Callisto]

What, to kill Xena? :D

:D Ha! No, to carry Kevin Smith's love child. But my tattoo would be ruined by stretch marks, and I dislike children. :rolleyes2 ;)

[The Real Dark Messenger]

Hmm, I'll never tell. It would probably result in my friends and family dying of shock.

[Agrias]

my secret desire is.....
its a secret ;D

[Ko Ko]

I'd like to own a spa someday :3

[Diango12]

My secret desire is way to secret to reveal. its the secretest secret of secrets kept by the secretest sectreters in all of secretdom!

[Madonna]

I encourage Yams to act out his desires.

[Agrias]

I encourage Yams to act out his desires.

seconded!

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Well, being as none of you really matter, I can totally tell you that it is my secret desire to be spanked. But not too hard. I want to be spanked just right.

And, I want to take over the world. Killing everyone in my path that does not comply with my wishes, and then a few who do comply, because that would be the right thing to do. Oh, and I would take out all the minorities, leaving only insects and plant life and me with a paddle to spank myself.:love:

[Callisto]

So running around spanking yourself, but not too hard, and just right, with nothing but the trees, and flowers, and irritating insects.....ya....no, I can't see the fun in that.

I have to agree with Dark Messenger, best kept a secret.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

So running around spanking yourself, but not too hard, and just right, with nothing but the trees, and flowers, and irritating insects.....ya....no, I can't see the fun in that.

I have to agree with Dark Messenger, best kept a secret.
Pfft. You just can't see the genuis and amazingness of my plan. :rolleyes2

[Callisto]

Oh yes, I can see where being sore from spanking (and I won't elaborate on that) and having insect bites is genius and amazing. But it is your secret desire, so off with you. I'll give you 50/50 on it. Killing those that do not comply sounds awfully fun.


Oh wait, I do have a secret desire. It involves a dressing room. (get your mind out of the gutter)

[LunarWeaver]

I secretly desire to wear one of those little Jewish hat things. What, I think they're cute D:

[Agrias]

my secret desire is for Iri to come stay with me before the canadian meetup trip and then we boil water, post the pick on eoff and become famous for our water boiling skillz! ;D

[Araciel]

odd.

[Madame Adequate]

I secretly desire to wear one of those little Jewish hat things. What, I think they're cute D:

Yarmulkes ftw!