PDA

View Full Version : Funny parts of a song~!



Kanshisha
01-09-2007, 07:21 PM
What are some funny words in a song? you can write more than 1 song down and more than 1 funny thing...Please don't spam....anyway mine is the song Holiday In and this guy says " Don't call me ludacris don't call me mr. wiggles.."I found that hilarious the first time i heard it...How 'bout you?

Levian
01-09-2007, 07:32 PM
*Moves to The Lounge*

LunarWeaver
01-09-2007, 07:35 PM
I find all of the Black Eyed Peas' lyrics to be hilarious.

blim
01-09-2007, 07:36 PM
Bodilingus by Gong

(phone) "Hello!"
(body) "Hello! Is that my virtual you? This is your body speaking!

Ahh yeah...hah...my body!
My body is talking to me!
Uh oh! My flesh is stressing! Distressing!
Its creeping! Its crawling! My bones are knocking.
They,re clicking.They,re clackety clacketing!
My tongue is furrr...licky sticky wicketing! My tongue is flickering. My teeth
are gig gig gig gnashing! Gnashing!
They're racheting! Yick Yak Yak YUK! I have bad breath!
My bowels are wise. My wise old bowels!
Downloading. Downloading.
My eyes say:
WEBSITE! WEBSITE! WEBSITE!

CHORUS:
Speak with your body.
Feel with your mind.
Dance with your heart and soul.

My feet are very under-standing!!
My knees are very knowing!
They argue...They debate!
My kneecaps....My old school kneecaps!
Are scoffing! They,re quaffing! They're scuffling!
(theo sax)
My feet are carrying on regardless!
They,re carrying on regardless!
My ears are radiating. They're tintintabulating!
My skin is very rash. What's it insinuating?
Too much skin-up-ulating?

CHORUS:
My poor old bum! My bum!
Its dumbing down! Its numb! Its numb!
My scrotum is bitching, its tetchy, its twitching.
My prostate is postulating...
I think it's taking the p*ss!

My spermatoza goes eeek! Is that monsanto?
Is that the monsanto clause? The testicle my friends,
is very mystical. Or simply testy, testy.
Very very testy!

CHORUS
Now I remember my body..
Our body..my body..your body..
Every body!
What a surprise!
You,re very very wise!
I call it body language...
I call it body language...
I call it body language...
So thank you very very much!

MJN SEIFER
01-09-2007, 07:53 PM
"I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have piece of toast
And watch the evening news."

Can't remember who sang this but I'm not making it up!

Bunny
01-09-2007, 08:27 PM
When you were young
You were the king of carrot flowers
And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees
In holy rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet

And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder
And your dad would throw the garbage all across the floor
As we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for

And this is the room
One afternoon I knew I could love you
And from above you how I sank into your soul
Into that secret place where no one dares to go

And your mom would sink until she was no longer speaking
And dad would dream of all the different ways to die
Each one a little more than he could dare to try


Bolded for strange.

Also, while not exactly "strange" in a weird way, I have always found "Do You Realize?" by The Flaming Lips to be strangely beautiful:



Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize - we're floating in space -
Do You Realize - that happiness makes you cry
Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die

And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round

Do You Realize - Oh - Oh - Oh
Do You Realize - that everyone you know
Someday will die -

And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round

Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize

Griff
01-09-2007, 08:41 PM
From "Pinch Me" by Barenaked Ladies

We can hang out under there
I just made you say underwear

I found this funny the first time I heard it. Mind you I was 8 at the time...

blim
01-09-2007, 08:49 PM
Insect Nation by Bill Bailey

We must stop the destruction of the planet,
We need trees, not fac-trees.
Otherwise the creatures of this earth will take back what is rightfully theirs.
You know of whom I speak.
They are listening. They have ears.
Some of them have ears on their knees.

They will rise up, and reclaim this world.
They will take us and they'll make us,
human slaves, in an insect nation!
Arr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect nation!
Arr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect nation!
Arr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect nation.

The locus squats upon the leaf.
He's just biding his time.
The human world that he surveys,
he thinks one day all this will be mi-ee-i-ee-ine...

The spiders, are not insects,
but in a war they will side with the insects.
Traitors, traitors, spider traitors,
they'll betray us, and they'll make us...
human slaves, in an insect nation!
Arr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect nation!
Narr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect nation!
Arr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect nation...

Where did we all go wrong?
The insects used to be our brothers.
Along came pesticide,
and on that day our friendship died.
And pouring boiling water down ants' nests,
couldn't have helped.

We have betrayed the trust,
of the bee and the locust.
Out there are some angry bugs.
Too many salted slugs.
When will the madness end?

We can find, if we look inside,
a different world we thought we'd lost.
But if we look we're sure to find it,
in the place we thought it was.
It must be here, it's here somewhere,
I only put it down just now.
A kind of world that's not unkind,
but if we look we're sure to find it
There it is... no that's not it,
just behind it, next one down.
Keep going, behind the pringles.
Next one down... shelf, next shelf down,
that's it.

Then I know that I'll be free,
Cos I'll have found the insect in me.
The insect in me!

What about the worms?
They're eyeing up your car, yeah.
How can a worm drive a car you say?
Two on the pedals, two on the wheel,
one on the A to Z.
It could happen!

What about the crabs? Forgot about them.
Sideways..... quizzlings!

They will take us and they'll make us...
human slaves, in an insect nation!
Arr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect nation!
Arr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect nation!
Arr-arrrr-arruuaarrrr!
Human slaves, in an insect na...aaa...aaaa...tion

Also loads of Zappa's lyrics. I agree Do you realise is a beautiful song.

Parker
01-09-2007, 09:16 PM
"I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have piece of toast
And watch the evening news."

Can't remember who sang this but I'm not making it up!

I am pretty sure it was Gabrielles. That song often appears on "worst lyrics ever" VH1 shows. EDIT: It was Des'ree.

I remember laughing myself to tears the first time I heard that song.

Mythra
01-10-2007, 06:17 PM
Vicinity of Obscenity by System of a Down, 'nuff said.

MJN SEIFER
01-10-2007, 06:33 PM
"I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have piece of toast
And watch the evening news."

Can't remember who sang this but I'm not making it up!

I am pretty sure it was Gabrielles. That song often appears on "worst lyrics ever" VH1 shows. EDIT: It was Des'ree.

I remember laughing myself to tears the first time I heard that song.

That's it!!

I know what you mean Parker, It's aactually quite astonishing she got away with the lyrics, the whole songs pretty random.

Polaris
01-10-2007, 06:38 PM
It's a loser, a sinner a coc* in a dildo's desguise - Placebo: In the cold light of morning

*~Angel Wing~*
01-11-2007, 08:30 PM
"You're easy breezy, and I'm Japanesey"

:lol: