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Siegfried
01-10-2007, 05:24 AM
Ask any question you think is funny or simply unanswerable!

If you put a whole bunch of cats on top of each other, is it still a dog pile?

If you joined the Navy as Mr. Crunch, could you eventually be named Captain Crunch?

Sorry, should be called Question thread...

Martyr
01-10-2007, 05:27 AM
What rhymes with orange

cop out

blackmage_nuke
01-10-2007, 05:41 AM
door hinge

If you have a funny accent it would...

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Siegfried
01-10-2007, 05:44 AM
door hinge

If you have a funny accent it would...

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???
Please explain

DarkLadyNyara
01-10-2007, 05:53 AM
I think he's saying that "orange" and "door hinge" would rhyme if spoken in certain accents... which is true, oddly enough. ^_^

Siegfried
01-10-2007, 06:03 AM
oh ok

Sakura
01-11-2007, 12:07 AM
If online is one word then why is it AOL

If human ashes weigh aprox 6 pounds where did 6 million jewish ashes go

egg

Bart's Friend Milhouse
01-11-2007, 11:34 AM
what's bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

Gullick
01-11-2007, 12:07 PM
An oldie

Is This a Rhetorical Question? :shifty:

-Gull-

Big D
01-12-2007, 07:52 AM
If human ashes weigh aprox 6 pounds where did 6 million jewish ashes goBuried, spread around the surrounding area by wind, or not burned in the first place as shown by the awful numbers of bodies removed from mass graves.

Sorry to bust up the spirit of the thread, but I prefer debunking anything that strays close to 'holocaust denial' territory.

DarkLadyNyara
01-12-2007, 07:54 AM
Sorry to bust up the spirit of the thread, but I prefer debunking anything that strays close to 'holocaust denial' territory.

Thank you for that.


Back on topic-
Why is abbriviated such a long word?
Is there another word for synonym?

I'll think up more later. ^_^

NeoCracker
01-12-2007, 07:55 AM
Why does it hurt when I pee?

DarkLadyNyara
01-12-2007, 08:01 AM
Most likely a UTI. You might want to get that checked out. :(

Big D
01-12-2007, 08:02 AM
Gall stones apparently hurt like nothing on earth, but those seem less likely.

Question: If I try to fail and succeed with flying colours, which have I actually done?

Giga Guess
01-12-2007, 01:49 PM
Why does it hurt when I pee?

It was that $10 hooker.


Why does superman let the bullets bounce off his chest, but duck when the gun is thrown at him. More importantly, after a clip of bullets bouncing off someone, why would you bother throwing the gun in the first place?

Riana
01-12-2007, 01:55 PM
Why does superman let the bullets bounce off his chest, but duck when the gun is thrown at him. More importantly, after a clip of bullets bouncing off someone, why would you bother throwing the gun in the first place?

I'm guessing, Superman's eyes are one of his vulnerable points. So if a gun was thrown in his face, it would hit on of his eyes right?

Throwing a gun is a last resort. That's why I don't believe in projectile weaponry.

Question. Can you define time?

Bunny
01-12-2007, 02:14 PM
time is part of the fundamental structure of the universe, a dimension in which events occur in sequence.

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

DarkLadyNyara
01-12-2007, 04:02 PM
I already did that one. :(

Bunny
01-12-2007, 04:03 PM
Why is abbriviated such a long word?

Not quite.

>_>

Freya
01-12-2007, 05:50 PM
If my dog likes to hump my cat is it called beastiality?

Dagga
01-12-2007, 05:54 PM
Question or thought of the day: Whoever said Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

Question two: If con is the opposite of pro is congress the opposite of progress?

Question three: What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Question four: The person who came up with the word lisp is mean! Why the heck is there a "s" in Lisp!

oddler
01-12-2007, 06:13 PM
*Makes a note to shoot Superman in the eye if need be*

If all colors are part of a spectrum, what color has no opposite?

DarkLadyNyara
01-12-2007, 11:35 PM
The person who came up with the word lisp is mean! Why the heck is there a "s" in Lisp!

:lol: I had a friend who cut the underside of her tounge, and was lisping as a result, and she was wondering about that. Loudly, and with much irritation. It was quite funny. :lol:

Croyles
01-14-2007, 12:36 AM
Why do leg cramps hurt so bloody much.
And,
Whats so funny about the funny bone?

Lawr
01-14-2007, 12:40 AM
Do they have AOL in the UK?

Croyles
01-14-2007, 01:34 AM
Do they have AOL in the UK?

Yes :)


and they suck.

DarkLadyNyara
01-14-2007, 11:24 AM
Whats so funny about the funny bone?
The faces people make when it gets hit. :D