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Jowy
01-10-2007, 05:15 PM
I want to burn a mix CD of the most obnoxious songs I can think of for the intention of pure annoyance. This will be played at full volume from a four-speaker stereo, so it'll have some effect. I want some variation and suggestions of what to put on here. So far I just have "Dogs Bark Jingle Bells" and "Party Hard" by Andrew W.K. Your suggestions are appreciatd.

Bunny
01-10-2007, 05:23 PM
"Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

Agent Proto
01-10-2007, 05:36 PM
"Who let the dogs out" by the Baha Men
"MMMMBop" by Hanson

Raebus
01-10-2007, 05:39 PM
White lines

McLovin'
01-10-2007, 05:39 PM
"Its a hard knock life."

Levian
01-10-2007, 05:43 PM
http://www.bloomfield.me.uk/music/ilovehorses.mp3

and "Peaches - Rosa Helikopter" if you can find it. It's two 8 year old girls who made a trance song about a pink helicopter. You know It'll be worth it.

Trent
01-10-2007, 05:46 PM
I want to burn a mix CD of the most obnoxious songs I can think of for the intention of pure annoyance. This will be played at full volume from a four-speaker stereo, so it'll have some effect. I want some variation and suggestions of what to put on here.

Anything by Cannibal Corpse.

lolz ^^

escobert
01-10-2007, 05:55 PM
the beer song

Raebus
01-10-2007, 05:56 PM
the beer song

YES

Seriously, thats possibly the most annoying song ever, it'll drive them to the point of suicide.

I Took the Red Pill
01-10-2007, 05:57 PM
Nothing really tops Ice Ice Baby. You might want to put Can't Touch This on there as well, or perhaps some Will Smith.

Avarice-ness
01-10-2007, 06:00 PM
How about that Witney Houston song, the "ANDDD IIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!" and right when it gets to the "ANNNND III" make it skip, makes it 213456789x more annoying. :D

Polaris
01-10-2007, 06:00 PM
O-Zone album :bigsmile:
Pussycat Dolls :D
Paris Hilton (I had to say this one) :D

Mirage
01-10-2007, 06:21 PM
http://www.bloomfield.me.uk/music/ilovehorses.mp3

and "Peaches - Rosa Helikopter" if you can find it. It's two 8 year old girls who made a trance song about a pink helicopter. You know It'll be worth it.
dance/technopop, not trance >:O

blim
01-10-2007, 06:39 PM
No, No, No, youhave it all wrong. Pick one song (something like Teletubbies theme tune) and put it on repeat loop.

Cz
01-10-2007, 06:39 PM
That "Blue (Da-Ba-Dee, Da-Ba-Di)" song by Eiffel 65 would be a good bet, as would "Witch Doctor" by Sha Na Na/The Cartoons. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" should probably find its way onto your CD too. :D

Parker
01-10-2007, 06:44 PM
Rather than using music, make your own track. Just talk in a deep, creepy voice, then reverse it, maybe alter the speed a little. Then blast it through your wall. Your neighbors will think they have been infested with demon spawn.

Doomie
01-10-2007, 06:45 PM
My Humps.

Absconditus_Oraculum
01-10-2007, 06:56 PM
How about the dummy bears (or whatever they where called) from the rug rats song. Sing the happy happy happy happpy happy song... >.< that drove me nuts just hearing once. If you put it to keep playing that would be real bad.

Bunny
01-10-2007, 06:58 PM
...

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to every one
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

Loop'd.

Chloe.
01-10-2007, 06:58 PM
Lazy Town. :bigsmile:

Absconditus_Oraculum
01-10-2007, 07:00 PM
...

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to every one
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

Loop'd.


Thats just cruel.




But I like it.

Bunny
01-10-2007, 07:07 PM
No, if you wanted to be cruel, you would speed it up so as to give it a slightly whining-type vocal sound. And then play it on two different stereo systems, starting them two seconds apart from each other.

It's a (it's a) small world (small world) after al(aft)l(er) (all)

Do you see?

Confusion to the point of violent rage.

Absconditus_Oraculum
01-10-2007, 07:10 PM
Even better.

You need to make it keep playing without even stoping to, then after a while give a bit of a pause so it seems like it finaly stoped then make it start again.

blim
01-10-2007, 07:12 PM
Just make sure you set it up then go out otherwise you will suffer just as much. My friend used Ace of spades on repeat through his marshall 4x12 in a similar situation

Absconditus_Oraculum
01-10-2007, 07:23 PM
If you were going to do something that bad you's have to plann to go away for the weekened or soemthing. As fun as it would be to do something that bad its not worth suffering through it yourself.

Bunny
01-10-2007, 07:25 PM
Yes, because leaving loud music on over the weekend while you are gone is a good idea. Especially when the neighbors can file a noise complaint.

I'd love to come back to a busted down door and a ticket for excessive noise.

No, you have to suffer through it as well. Or get a really good pair of noise cancelling headphones. That way when the cops come and ask you to turn down the noise you can say "Oh, I didn't realize it was that loud. Sorry officer."

Ignorance is bliss. And a very good excuse, too.

Absconditus_Oraculum
01-10-2007, 07:29 PM
Yes, because leaving loud music on over the weekend while you are gone is a good idea. Especially when the neighbors can file a noise complaint.

I'd love to come back to a busted down door and a ticket for excessive noise.

No, you have to suffer through it as well. Or get a really good pair of noise cancelling headphones. That way when the cops come and ask you to turn down the noise you can say "Oh, I didn't realize it was that loud. Sorry officer."

Ignorance is bliss. And a very good excuse, too.

Yeah. And do something to what ever you played it on to make it look like something happend to make it louder that you didn't notice. Or find a way to make something look messed up to explain it.

Vikeve
01-10-2007, 07:59 PM
My Humps.

You know whats sad I hate that song and yet I know most of the words since they play it all the time my brain was singing it in my head when after I read that.:( Its so annoying><:)

Bunny
01-10-2007, 08:05 PM
Yes, because leaving loud music on over the weekend while you are gone is a good idea. Especially when the neighbors can file a noise complaint.

I'd love to come back to a busted down door and a ticket for excessive noise.

No, you have to suffer through it as well. Or get a really good pair of noise cancelling headphones. That way when the cops come and ask you to turn down the noise you can say "Oh, I didn't realize it was that loud. Sorry officer."

Ignorance is bliss. And a very good excuse, too.

Yeah. And do something to what ever you played it on to make it look like something happend to make it louder that you didn't notice. Or find a way to make something look messed up to explain it.

The secret of a good lie is to provide as little information about said lie as possible. In other words, be as vague as humanly possible. If they ask for an explaination, give them an explaination that furthers the "I didn't realize it was too loud" excuse. Anything else will make you look guilty to any intelligent individual. Being short and sweet is key. This is why not a lot of people can lie very well.

Another suggestion is to play any heavy metal song that as extremely heavy vocals and thrash guitar-ing (or whatever it is you kids are calling it). I don't know who your neighbors are, but I'm pretty sure they will not like that kind of music unless they are 17-22 year old die hard metal fans.

But I'm guessing a typical 30-something couple.

Drift
01-10-2007, 08:09 PM
just buy a bbgun and wait for them to come home before jumping out and emptying a clip into them

Jowy
01-10-2007, 08:28 PM
just buy a bbgun and wait for them to come home before jumping out and emptying a clip into them

This is just to counteract the amount of noise they make on a daily basis. I'd like to exercise violence, but a b.b. gun isn't enough to unleash the fury.

rih29
01-10-2007, 08:34 PM
Put that "Smack dat all ova da flo" song on. Or that annoying "Does yo chain hang low do it wobble to da flo" song.

Drift
01-10-2007, 08:55 PM
beastie boys songs work well i think nice bass, that or the streets

Renmiri
01-10-2007, 09:03 PM
just buy a bbgun and wait for them to come home before jumping out and emptying a clip into them
That sounds more merciful than playing "It's a small world" on an endless loop. ;)

But it might get you in trouble with the police... :rolleyes2

Kanshisha
01-10-2007, 09:08 PM
The songs:
"why cant we be friends..."
Also go to um.. i think its www.justannoying.com
Give a try...If it dosn't work PM me...

Old Manus
01-10-2007, 09:08 PM
Ridin' Dirty and Crazy Frog Axel F all in one superdupertechnoremix. Backwards.

Jebus
01-10-2007, 10:30 PM
Just put Banana Phone on a loop.

Jess
01-10-2007, 10:36 PM
"I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves." (8)

Little Blue
01-10-2007, 10:38 PM
Pretty much anything by the Spice Girls (except perhaps Viva Forever and Goodbye).

I'm listening to Wannabe right now, and will be hurriedly looking for the skip button after I post this...

Sakura
01-11-2007, 12:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmLhav6aTqs

The sexy cute song

The gay boyfriend out of tune song

educational songs

Rocket Edge
01-11-2007, 12:28 AM
Crazy Frog Axel F all in one superdupertechnoremix.
I go for that one too. You can't go lower than that, seriously.

Anaisa
01-11-2007, 12:39 AM
If you've been unfortunate enough to encounter Gwyneth Paltrow's Estee Lauder perfume adverts, you'll know she has the most irritating voice in the world. She hums a little tune on one of them, an it annoys me that much, I have to mute the TV when it's on. You need to record that, an play it loudly an repetitively.

nik0tine
01-11-2007, 12:41 AM
The Association - Cherish

This one'll do em' in hardXcore.

StarlightAngel
01-11-2007, 12:46 AM
English opening to Sailor Moon.

Bunny
01-11-2007, 01:00 AM
Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Vrs1:
I know you want it...
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for,
They lose their minds, The way I wind,
I think it's time...

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Vrs2:
I can see you're on it...
You want me to teach the,
Technics that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know theives get caught,
Watch if you're smart,




Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Bridge:
Oh, Once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way so,
You must maintain your charm,
Sametime maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,

Spoken:
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Kanshisha
01-11-2007, 01:05 AM
Ugh why the hell did you have to sing it?!?! i hate that song....

Bubblekin
01-11-2007, 01:13 AM
Annoying songs? Christ, anything by The Tragically Hip. Go especially for "Ahead by a Century".

Also I don't know the name of the band but there's this really annoying emo song where the chorus goes "haaaaaaate me todaaaaaaaaaaaaay, haaaaaate me tomoooooorroooooooooooow"

Ben
01-11-2007, 01:21 AM
You gotta play White and nerdy, that'll drive em insane.

StarlightAngel
01-11-2007, 03:19 AM
I'm adding "Ice Cream and Cake and Cake" or whatever the heck it's called by the Buckwheat Boys. And the Peanut Butter Jelly song.

DarkLadyNyara
01-11-2007, 03:40 AM
Wow... Bunny is a sadist. :eek:

Childrens music. A friend had a CD for her three-year-old that's bassicly children singing nursery rhymes. It sends me into twitching fits. :whimper:

Martyr
01-11-2007, 03:47 AM
The Association - Cherish

This one'll do em' in hardXcore.

I love that song. No, Cherish is the word.

I would play...

Where's Your Head At, by Basement Jaxx. If that don't drive 'em nuts, nothing will.

Follow it up with something horrible, like Boy George.

Bunny
01-11-2007, 03:53 AM
Wow... Bunny is a sadist. :eek:

If the shoe fits.

Vermachtnis
01-11-2007, 03:57 AM
Find the Spongebob Squarepants song and on the second to last "Spongebob Squarepants" you loop it. Or the Campfire Song Song.

Kuroshima
01-11-2007, 03:58 AM
Buy a dog that frequently barks evey minute of every day and keep it outside some times.

Peegee
01-11-2007, 11:18 AM
I...like....big butts and I cannot lie

Bart's Friend Milhouse
01-11-2007, 03:23 PM
Play the 'neighbours' theme tune

blim
01-11-2007, 03:43 PM
Find the Spongebob Squarepants song and on the second to last "Spongebob Squarepants" you loop it. Or the Campfire Song Song.

But the spongebob tune is cool!

Bunny
01-11-2007, 04:00 PM
Man, you could always use "The Major-General's Song" from Pirates of Penzance. It isn't an annoying tune at all, for me at least, but I know a ton of people that just can't stand it. It's awesome though!


I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus' uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

SUCH A COOL SONG

I should stop suggesting things. I might get arrested for aiding in the death of a man.

Drift
01-11-2007, 05:21 PM
the periodic table song :D

Chloe.
01-11-2007, 05:26 PM
the periodic table song :D

:eek: My old science teacher once made us try and sing that......

Trent
01-12-2007, 01:28 AM
How about that Witney Houston song, the "ANDDD IIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!" and right when it gets to the "ANNNND III" make it skip, makes it 213456789x more annoying. :D

More like, put the "YO-UUUUUUUUUUUU!!" part on repeat. ;3

Momiji
01-12-2007, 01:54 AM
Just play any sort of rap, hip-hop or country. If I was your neighbor, I would have put a bullet in my head within 2 minutes of it.

crono_logical
01-12-2007, 05:49 AM
http://www.bloomfield.me.uk/music/ilovehorses.mp3

and "Peaches - Rosa Helikopter" if you can find it. It's two 8 year old girls who made a trance song about a pink helicopter. You know It'll be worth it.That song's almost as bad as the Caramelldansen song :p What's with Swede's and technopop music anyway? :p

blackmage_nuke
01-12-2007, 10:54 AM
2000 billion bottles of beer on the wall, hip hop remix
(Norwegian version)

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Fatal Impurity
01-12-2007, 01:42 PM
Agadoo by Blace Lace should sufficiently do it........God help us all.....

Mittopotahis
01-12-2007, 11:15 PM
http://www.leekspin.com

How awesome that is, when repeated it annoys most people. But I love it <3.

GooeyToast
01-12-2007, 11:20 PM
Livin In The Sunlight by Tiny Tim on repeat will scar you for life.

Vincent, Thunder God
01-12-2007, 11:30 PM
I don't really condone doing this to your neighbors, unless you're prepared to possibly have them call the cops about your auditory disturbance. If you have problems with their own noise level, talk to them about it, or you can report them if it's really terrible. Nevertheless, if you're prepared for the consequences...

As much as I like a lot of Frank Zappa's music, a lot of my friends tend to find most of it highly annoying. Try anything from the album "Absoutely Free" (even I found it very difficult to listen to for quite a while) or the title track from "Weasels Ripped my Flesh" which is a terrible track. Or you could get all of the parts of "King Kong" on Uncle Meat, especially the part with what seems to be a modified saxophone. God, I can't stand that part.

Croyles
01-14-2007, 12:54 AM
Banana Phone should do well!

StarlightAngel
01-14-2007, 01:23 AM
http://www.leekspin.com

How awesome that is, when repeated it annoys most people. But I love it <3.

I have that song on my computer <3

Momiji
01-14-2007, 04:09 AM
Annoying songs? Christ, anything by The Tragically Hip. Go especially for "Ahead by a Century".

Also I don't know the name of the band but there's this really annoying emo song where the chorus goes "haaaaaaate me todaaaaaaaaaaaaay, haaaaaate me tomoooooorroooooooooooow"



That's 'Hate Me' by Blue October. They're an insult to emo music. But.. I did what their song told me to. I hate them. :)

NorthernChaosGod
01-14-2007, 05:50 AM
Tiptoe through the Tulips by Tiny Tim.

starseeker
01-14-2007, 11:11 AM
Just stick this one

YTMND Soundtrack (http://wiki.ytmnd.com/YTMND_Soundtrack)

Vincent, Thunder God
01-14-2007, 08:25 PM
Just thought of another:

"The Devil's Triangle" by King Crimson would do nicely as well.

FFfan7
01-14-2007, 09:31 PM
get the peanut song its awsome annoying and easily gets stuck in your head

daggertrepe
01-14-2007, 09:59 PM
shoes-by kelly

(Go to liamshow.com and watch shoes)

Drift
01-15-2007, 07:40 AM
all 12 parts of stuck in the closet by R Kelly

Mirage
01-15-2007, 08:10 AM
That 65daysofstatic stuff I sent to you should do the trick.

kikimm
01-15-2007, 08:47 AM
shoes-by kelly

(Go to liamshow.com and watch shoes)

YES. Although if I was your neighbor, I would love that.

Mo-Nercy
01-15-2007, 05:21 PM
The Barracuda - 5.6.7.8's

:D

Odaisé Gaelach
01-15-2007, 05:49 PM
Why would you want to irridate your neighbours? :confused: