Richard Simons Vs. Sephiroth

[NeoCracker]

Please, just don't ask. Just don't ask.

In a battle of strenght, it's a toss up.

In a battle of style, it's still a toss up.

If its a battle of dance, Simons would tear Sephiroth to pieces.

If its a battle of the Fans, Sephiroth.

Who do you think would win?

[escobert]

Simons of course. he would dance and strut all of sephys sword and then he would dirty burito him to death. Simons ftw!

[Jessweeee♪]

I....I don't know!!!
Uhm......the fans would probably mob Sephy, handicapping him, but then again, they'd kill Simmons for attacking Sephy....

Simmons.

[kikimm]

There is just no way that Simmons can lose. It's impossible.

[Bahamut2000X]

I believe Simons would win easily. But for purposes of the poll I chose the last one as it made me chuckle.

[Meat Puppet]

Sephiroth would win all but the battle of the fans.

[LunarWeaver]

In a surprise plot twist, I'm going to vote for a Sephiroth win by overrated sword.

[Yar]

Seeing as one is fictional and the other isn't, it is impossible to answer. That being said, Simmons has changed the lives of many while Sephiroth has only changed the lives of 12-year old fanboys with nothing better to do.

Simmons.

[NINJA_Ryu]

They both win!

if by win you mean a freakfest of cosmic orgies and incredibly horrific love.