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Dagga
01-14-2007, 07:51 PM
Ok firstly the human fruitbowl...

1. Apple Martin
2. Peaches Geldof...

Celebs naming their kids terrible names:
1. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily... (Micheal Hutchence)
2. Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
3. Ross (Diana Ross, so it would be Ross Ross)
4.Blue Angel (The Edge U2)
5.Zowie (David Bowie so it would be Zowie Bowie)
6. Fifi Trixibelle Geldof

This is David Gest's housekeepers name: Vaginaca Seaman

This is nuts people!!!

rih29
01-14-2007, 07:58 PM
Someone at the hospital my mother works at named their child ":skull::skull::skull::skull:head", only it was pronounced "Shiheed".

yumi
01-14-2007, 08:08 PM
The two (possibly threee) bizarrest babies names I've encountered at work are

Ace
Lucky
and possibly Anakin (not sure if the parents actually went through with it. The father and I were saying yes the mother was none to sure)

Also on there own the names Alfie and Frank aren't odd but one mum called her twin boys that. (For the non brits they are both well known soap characters from Eastenders)

:kaoyatta:

Mirage
01-14-2007, 08:10 PM
I'm gonna name my kids after fantasy and science fiction characters.

Polaris
01-14-2007, 08:21 PM
:exdee: Squallipoo! :bigsmile:

The most weird name I?ve heard so far was Apple!:rolleyes2

Kamiko
01-14-2007, 08:23 PM
Someone at the hospital my mother works at named their child ":skull::skull::skull::skull:head", only it was pronounced "Shiheed".

We have one of those too but we call him Sha-theed

EDIT: I actually wanted to named my child Kommyunizzuhm.
I thought it was cool.

McLovin'
01-14-2007, 08:24 PM
Audioscience.

Vincent, Thunder God
01-14-2007, 08:42 PM
Ok firstly the human fruitbowl...

1. Apple Martin
2. Peaches Geldof...

Celebs naming their kids terrible names:
1. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily... (Micheal Hutchence)
2. Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
3. Ross (Diana Ross, so it would be Ross Ross)
4.Blue Angel (The Edge U2)

This is nuts people!!!

You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:

-Moon Unit Zappa
-Dweezil Zappa

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
01-14-2007, 08:44 PM
You forgot Pilot Inspektor. :bigsmile:

blim
01-14-2007, 08:48 PM
I once knew someone called Richard Pumper, also a girl called Angelmouse.

Ryth
01-14-2007, 08:48 PM
I knew a kid named King Kong Zed.

Citizen Bleys
01-14-2007, 09:05 PM
You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:

-Moon Unit Zappa
-Dweezil Zappa

CURSE YOU! Those are the ones I was gonna mention ; ;

Erdrick Holmes
01-14-2007, 09:15 PM
People who's first name is Oscar. Anybody who names their kids that needs to be shot.

Rye
01-14-2007, 09:19 PM
You forgot Pilot Inspektor. :bigsmile:

Bwahaha, you stole mine. xD

Bunny
01-14-2007, 09:35 PM
Speck Wildhorse (John Mellencamp)
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (Bono)


You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:

-Moon Unit Zappa
-Dweezil Zappa

Bad.

Worse: Ahmet Emuukha Rodan.



P.S.
Audioscience

Two words.

SammieBabe
01-14-2007, 09:40 PM
I knew a set of twins years ago named Apple and Cherry Pye...

Vermachtnis
01-14-2007, 09:43 PM
I know this guy who named his kid Shinji.

Of course I wanna name my first kid Goku or Washu.

Levian
01-14-2007, 09:51 PM
Well, there's always Polly Esther.

Shlup
01-14-2007, 10:07 PM
One of my kindergartener's names is Mojave and his little brother's name is Saber. xD

Hambone
01-14-2007, 10:07 PM
I saw this show where this guy's name was Teflon.

Vincent, Thunder God
01-14-2007, 10:19 PM
You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:

-Moon Unit Zappa
-Dweezil Zappa

Bad.

Worse: Ahmet Emuukha Rodan.


That is worse. I was going to list "Ahmet Zappa", but I didn't think it was bad enough to mention on its own. I forgot the middle names; all together Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa is quite bad.

I still feel bad dissing Uncle Frank's name choices though, since I''m a huge fan of Zappa's music. :(

Madame Adequate
01-14-2007, 10:46 PM
I imagine it's the Suikoden talking, but I like the name Apple.

As for bad names, I knew a guy called Iayn Kiir Pyotr Opik. Tell me that's not totally lame? He changed it though, his new name is amazing :jess:

Black Magic Shopkeeper
01-14-2007, 10:51 PM
Cash...Orla...Una...

Then there were these two girls: Ima Pig and Yura Pig. Horrible names, for sure. They were twins, and quite pretty too.

Parker
01-14-2007, 10:54 PM
Moxie Crimefighter Gillette takes the trophy for best celebrity child name.

blim
01-14-2007, 11:21 PM
You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:

-Moon Unit Zappa
-Dweezil Zappa

Bad.

Worse: Ahmet Emuukha Rodan.


That is worse. I was going to list "Ahmet Zappa", but I didn't think it was bad enough to mention on its own. I forgot the middle names; all together Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa is quite bad.

I still feel bad dissing Uncle Frank's name choices though, since I''m a huge fan of Zappa's music. :(

I think those names are great, better than John or Sarah or something else normal. No offence to anyone called John or Sarah btw :) My parents were going to call me Mordekai but bottled it :(

Dreddz
01-14-2007, 11:23 PM
Anyone who names there child Ingrid is the devil, its a very common name in Germany, and not known to be an odd one. But it sounds horrible to me. Worst of all its a girls name O.o

Renmiri
01-14-2007, 11:34 PM
George Foreman named each one of his six boys "George".

"George, dinner is served! Go get George 1 to wash hands and make sure George 2 finished his homework!"

< rolls eyes >

Roto13
01-14-2007, 11:38 PM
I imagine it's the Suikoden talking, but I like the name Apple.

As for bad names, I knew a guy called Iayn Kiir Pyotr Opik. Tell me that's not totally lame? He changed it though, his new name is amazing :jess:

:P

I knew a guy named "Neil MacNeil"

Dr Aum
01-14-2007, 11:50 PM
Having read the OP, I can't help but say:

I am Peaches, the Dark Underlord!

DarkLadyNyara
01-15-2007, 02:22 AM
Crystal Chanda Lear. :(

I also knew someone named Orville. He used his middle name.

Laddy
01-15-2007, 02:47 AM
Su Purman, no, I'm serious.

Mo-Nercy
01-15-2007, 03:40 PM
A classmate of mine was named Jack Gough.

And Dick is a pretty retarded name. I can't imagine anyone having a preferred nickname of Dick.

fantasyjunkie
01-15-2007, 08:46 PM
My middle name is Tracy. Boy, did I get into a lot of fistcuffs in grade school over that...

Breine
01-15-2007, 09:19 PM
I remember seeing a TV Show where a guy's surname was Manlove. Man, he must've been teased a lot in elementary school.

DarkLadyNyara
01-15-2007, 10:13 PM
And Dick is a pretty retarded name. I can't imagine anyone having a preferred nickname of Dick.

It's really bad when someone has the nickname Dick, and their last name is Hopper. (No, I'm not making that one up.)

Dr. Acula
01-16-2007, 02:21 AM
Minnie Dick. I'm not sure if my friend made that up or not though.

thegirth
01-19-2007, 07:15 AM
read in the phone book "Harry Dick"

Carl the Llama
01-19-2007, 09:44 AM
I once heard on the news that some parents named the daughter Lala cause the loved the teletubbies

Iceglow
01-19-2007, 11:44 AM
Caitlin (pronounced Cat-lyn) on a guy in my tech class. Of course everyone called him Cait which is pronounced Kate.

LifeAsABullet
01-19-2007, 01:06 PM
I will never forget that one of my teachers name was Iona Pusey. Cept it isn't pronounced in the dirty way...hmm.

Zeldy
01-19-2007, 05:16 PM
aww, no one has any unique names where I live xD Only one I can remember was a lad called "Courtney" and our teacher assumed it was a girl.

tidus_rox
01-20-2007, 04:56 AM
How Long

Roto13
01-20-2007, 05:01 AM
Caitlin (pronounced Cat-lyn) on a guy in my tech class. Of course everyone called him Cait which is pronounced Kate.

I knew two people named Caitlin in high school. One of them used to freak out whenever someone pronounced his name the girly way by accident.

Ki Ki
01-20-2007, 05:02 AM
Kyi. :[
It's just impossible to pronounce because the spelling is so far off from what it sounds like. :kaocry:

Bunny
01-20-2007, 05:27 AM
Is it pronouced Key? It is, isn't it. I knew it.

My 7th grade physical education coach had the last name of Balls. He legally changed his name to something else because his first name was Harry. I can't remember what he changed it to though.

The other male coach had the last name of Longerbone. I'm not even joking around.

Meat Puppet
01-20-2007, 05:30 AM
Is it pronouced Key? It is, isn't it. I knew it.

I think it’s more like chii, or something. I’ve always thought it was a weird name.

Rinion
01-20-2007, 05:41 AM
My kid's name is going to be Alexander Sebastian Creel should he be a boy.

If it is a girl, I have no clue. But Alexander Sebastian would be very cool.

Three nicknames to choose from: Alex, Xander, Bastian. Badass.

Ki Ki
01-20-2007, 05:42 AM
Is it pronouced Key? It is, isn't it. I knew it.

I think it’s more like chii (This is correct), or something. I’ve always thought it was a weird name.

Yeah rub it in go ahead I dare you. :grumble:

aquatius
01-20-2007, 07:28 AM
In my dad's class there is someone called JESUS!

Quindiana Jones
01-20-2007, 12:16 PM
Seymour Butts. Seymour Butts.

Jessweeee♪
01-20-2007, 08:45 PM
I know of a Mortal Kombat fan that named the kids Katana and Raiden, but those are cool names :D

Well, maybe not in five or ten years....

Hambone
01-21-2007, 02:56 AM
I forgot to mention that my name is Jonathan Johnson.

Mittopotahis
01-21-2007, 11:27 AM
In my dad's class there is someone called JESUS!
I used to know a kid called Jesus. Also I knew a kid called Aladdin.