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The Summoner of Leviathan
01-17-2007, 01:53 AM
If you had the power to do anything, in other words you were omnipotent yet you could only use this power to do one thing, then you become mortal again, what would you use the power for?

Myself, I am not too sure yet.

Shlup
01-17-2007, 01:57 AM
I would destroy the planet.

Xaven
01-17-2007, 01:58 AM
I would buy the internet.

Shlup
01-17-2007, 01:59 AM
That would be pretty tits too.

Bunny
01-17-2007, 01:59 AM
So we get to do anything, once, and then we become mortal again? So it is a one time deal, right?

Uh.. nothing. If I'm understanding this right, it seems kind of pointless.

Shlup
01-17-2007, 02:00 AM
No, wait! I would totally make myself multi-orgasmic.

ljkkjlcm9
01-17-2007, 02:00 AM
If I was omnipotent and could do whatever I want, the first thing I'd do is make it so I stayed that way. Then, eh who knows, I could do whatever I wanted. Probably teleport places to see some people.

schlup, you're a girl... you already are...

THE JACKEL

Shlup
01-17-2007, 02:01 AM
Cheating makes you a bastard.

ljkkjlcm9
01-17-2007, 02:02 AM
Cheating makes you a bastard.

cheating? Fine, I'd make it so I could teleport wherever I want, that's what I really want to be able to do.

THE JACKEL

Shlup
01-17-2007, 02:03 AM
That's better. You fail at life less now.

ljkkjlcm9
01-17-2007, 02:04 AM
That's better. You fail at life less now.

well you said you'd make yourself multi-orgasmic, when as a girl, you already are, be unselfish, make your man multi-orgasmic

THE JACKEL

Shlup
01-17-2007, 02:05 AM
He gets enough cookies. My turn!

The Summoner of Leviathan
01-17-2007, 02:08 AM
Guys can have multiple orgasms...

LunarWeaver
01-17-2007, 02:10 AM
I'd make myself crap money and solve my desire to be rich and my disgust with feces at once.

ljkkjlcm9
01-17-2007, 02:13 AM
Guys can have multiple orgasms...
not like girls, anyways, that's not the topic!

THE JACKEL

Christmas
01-17-2007, 02:46 AM
I thought this thread is about impotent. :(

NorthernChaosGod
01-17-2007, 04:08 AM
I'd make myself invulnerable.

The world would have a tyrant ruler. :cool:

Martyr
01-17-2007, 04:18 AM
I'd make myself a white mage - tut - that can wear any kind of attire (Just because those white robes, though cool, ain't much of a fashion statement).

It'd be nice to be able to do anything I want, knowing that if I get hurt, I could just heal myself.

But that might be a cheat thing. Barring that, I'd just like to fry the Middle East real quick.

See if we can handle the consequences of a wasteland better than a populated desrt.

Little Blue
01-17-2007, 10:39 AM
I'd make a spaceship. Then I can go home.

blackmage_nuke
01-17-2007, 10:44 AM
I'd probably want something like a pile of diamonds but someone would probably pressure me into making world peace or something. Its not hard for people to push me into doing something good if they keep bugging me.

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Heero Yuy NWZC
01-17-2007, 05:10 PM
I'd make myself able to melt diamonds down, then using smithing skills I could make a blade out of them, being able to produce the strongest weapons in the world.

Giga Guess
01-17-2007, 05:21 PM
Much as I'd love to give myself super powers, or infinite wealth, or the likes, I'd likely go for curing disease.

Quindiana Jones
01-17-2007, 05:24 PM
No, wait! I would totally make myself multi-orgasmic.

I could do that for you, sweetie.

I'd just blow up stuff.

Savern Volaco
01-17-2007, 05:48 PM
um one thing Infinite energy, that way I would be like never have to sleep. and never run out of energy stupids and by the way i could kil anyone in there sleep cause I wouldn't.

Iceglow
01-17-2007, 06:27 PM
I thought this thread is about impotent. :(

Damn so it's never going to be fixed? Nooooo! :bigsmile:

I'd be pretty dumb and not do anything for myself so to speak I'd benefit but everyone would with me I'd make the entire world use clean free energy so people didn't have to ever pay to use something to heat their houses or light up the night again. No old people dying just cause they couldn't afford to heat their houses or people suffering because Electricity is something they cannot afford.

I know I'm a sucker for the good deed but I can't help it I do too many bad things to pass up that one chance to repent myself.

Madame Adequate
01-17-2007, 07:35 PM
I'd create a device which transmutes matter (INTO AWESOME)!

No.78
01-17-2007, 07:46 PM
Give myself a luck stat boost of 1000

Yew-Yevon
01-17-2007, 09:04 PM
Make myself into a real Ninja and know all Ninjutsu. what more would you need after that?

ljkkjlcm9
01-17-2007, 09:07 PM
Make myself into a real Ninja and know all Ninjutsu. what more would you need after that?

ninja's actually can use anytype of magic, or did you not know?
www.askaninja.com

THE JACKEL

Dr Aum
01-18-2007, 12:35 AM
Nothing fancy, just start a new world order.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7817/bigbrother1al3.jpg

Owen Macwere
01-18-2007, 05:31 PM
I'd correct the situation in my country. Then, I'll be able to walk the street with no fear. :D

Madame Adequate
01-18-2007, 05:34 PM
Nothing fancy, just start a new world order.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7817/bigbrother1al3.jpg

You make me happy in ways Raistlin never could :jess:

Heero Yuy NWZC
01-18-2007, 05:48 PM
I'd correct the situation in my country. Then, I'll be able to walk the street with no fear. :D

I would love to see that happen.

Owen Macwere
01-18-2007, 05:49 PM
I'd correct the situation in my country. Then, I'll be able to walk the street with no fear. :D

I would love to see that happen.

Thank you, Heero. :)

Heero Yuy NWZC
01-18-2007, 05:51 PM
Anytime bro. :D

NeoCracker
01-18-2007, 05:58 PM
I would destroy the Republicans with the Shining finger.

Yew-Yevon
01-18-2007, 07:10 PM
I would sneez away all nuclear wepons into speace.:D