Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[thegirth]

for those who dont know how this works , one person asks a stupid question, the other answers it with a stupid answer and posts another stupid question


How do you unlock Cloud?

[dennenappelke]

with the Prison Key, gained in Ultimecia Castle



If there's a Golden Saucer, dos that means there's also a Silver Saucer ?

[vorpal blade]

Yeah, but you need the Silver Chocobo to get there, and the prizes aren't as good.

How do you stop Meteor?

[Momiji]

You can't. You have to cast Ice3 on yourself to protect yourself from it. Cast it on other people to save them too.

How do I get the Masamune?

[BG-57]

Mug Sephiroth. Take his lunch money while you're at it.

What prize do you get for defeating the Cheese WEAPON?

[Momiji]

Mug Sephiroth. Take his lunch money while you're at it.

What prize do you get for defeating the Cheese WEAPON?

The Lactose Intolerance spell.

[thegirth]

which you use to defeat sephy , emerald , and ruby all in one hit

what if cloud peed in the lifestream

[vorpal blade]

When one dies, the body releases its bowels, so Cloud's done worse than pee in it. Why else would areas rich in mako be so fertile?

Where is Omega Weapon?

[Peter_20]

In my pants.

How do I start a new FF7 file?

[Slade]

With the candle stick, in the dining room.

How many cubic centermeters is Sephiroth's fringe?

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Five

Why did Cloud shave his underwear?

[dennenappelke]

to impress Aeris

Why does Aeris still lives with her mom?

[.:kerrod:.]

because she's actually a twelve year old who developed early, making cloud and/or zack potential pedophiles.

If Tifa had a baby, could the baby fit it's mouth on her breast to feed? (hoping this doesnt get reported)

[Peter_20]

Yes, anyone would do anything for Tifa's breasts.

Why are the Final Fantasy games always named "Final Fantasy"?

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

BECAUSE THERE WILL NEVER BE A FINAL FINAL FANTASY!!!!

given that god is infinite, and that the universe itself is also ifinite, how mnay cubic centimetres of mousse/gel/wax does cloud apply to his hair every hour? show your working.

[Peter_20]

Don't you know?
His hair is a huge wig, duh!!!

:D

Why do I have to defeat some evil guy in the FF games?
Just leave him alone.

[Levian]

65,2

Do you think they should make a board game called Midgar Zoloms & Ladders?

[Christmas]

THEY SHOULD MAKE A MMORPG! :bigsmile:

DO ANYONE THINK THAT MUKKI IS STILL A VIRGIN? :bigsmile:

[Peter_20]

Mukki is definitely a virgin; not even the brothel visitors want to have fun with HIM.

Why didn't Cloud take a chance on Barret?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

He doesn't believe in interracial relationships.

Which one do you think Cloud would've chosen: Aerith or Tifa?

[Peter_20]

Tifa or Aeris?!
Yuffie ftw.

Why is it that Meteor blows Ultima so often?

[thegirth]

because ultima is used to often and meteor knows how to respect it

why did i create this topic instead of playing ff7

[ReloadPsi]

You've completed it too many times, exhausted all the characters and are currently unable to come up with something new to try in it.

If Aeris hits Limit level 3, and you have her limit guage full just before she sets out to the Forgotten Capital, why doesn't she use Planet Protector just before Sephiroth hits her, thus saving her?

[senecawolf]

She tripped over her dress, thus leaving her vulnerable.

Why is there more than one Cait Sith?

[thegirth]

because, she used it to help defeat jenova, whom she met in the forest

what is final fantasy 7

[Hambone]

a show where this kid named ash catches and raises monsters.

What is Cloud's name?

[thegirth]

leon

why am i still posting here instead of playing FF7

[ReloadPsi]

Because Fidel Castro is coming to kill you.

What the hell, Cloud? Seriously, what the hell?

[Twilight Edge]

What the hell, Psi, what the hell?

How witten is Reeve?

[rih29]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why does Sephiroth have such a pain in the ass fan-base?

[ReloadPsi]

Because he is a pain in the ass, pun intended.

Who (or what) birthed Red's two kids?

[boys from the dwarf]

a rabbit did him in his sleep.

if weapons were created by the planet to protect it. why do they always seem so evil?

[Kanshisha]

because they're high...

Who does redVII use pins not toy balloons?

[thegirth]

turns out red VII does use toy baloons we just only ever see red XIII and not red VII

why isnt barret a professor of Ebonics

[ReloadPsi]

Because even in the world of FF7, the educational system is unspeakably, despicably racist. Despite Barret being the only black man around.

If you get Tifa killed instead of Aeris, how do you revive her?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Get rid of her boob job.

How much is Aeris' flowers?

[thegirth]

248935839834 gil, this is easily obtained by renovating the villa at costa del sol, including the time machine upgrade that you get at the silver saucer (afore mentioned) so that you can sell it and port the time traveler to the highwind, this gives you 98765432187656785765 gil, which you can use to do what ever you wish

why did i just type that unnecesarilly long answer

[ReloadPsi]

because in FF7, "aforementioned" is apparently NOT an adjective.

Why did the German translation suck so bad? I mean, halfway through the game, Rufus became Rufhaus then back to Rufus, Weapon started as Waffe then became Weapon again... WHAT WERE THEY DOING?

[.:kerrod:.]

well, in the words of 'Ooter' (the fat German kid on the Simpsons) 'Please dont chase me, i'm full of chocolate'

why dont lovers on final fantasy ever get jiggy before one of them dies? (FFVII, FFX, im looking at you!)

[Hambone]

Because they are too stupid to eat pie.

Why doesn't Cid spear everybody for being lame?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because the cigs cloud his judgment.

What is Jenova's maiden name?

[thegirth]

ifalna, this is coincedence


why dont girls like me

[Twilight Edge]

Because you are not asking something related to FFVII.

What is Barret's catchphrase?

[Cledarius]

What is Barret's catchphrase?

He doesn't have one, thats 'cause Barret himself doesn't know what a catchphrase is. He also spends more time in cleaning his gun with chocobo oil.

Is Heidegger really that fat?

[vorpal blade]

Actually, he's even fatter. He just wears a girdle.

Who is in charge of Shinra?

[Cledarius]

Chuck Nouris! because he roundhousekicks. Chuck also defeated the Weapons and Sephy.

How can I get Gilgamesh?

[Dr. Acula]

Gilgamesh? Easy! Simply complete FF7 5 times within 10 hours without saving it, kill Safer Sephy with Cloud only, equipped the Buster Sword and no materia, then beat FF5 within 5 hours and defeat both Gilgamesh and Ex-Death with a level-1 Bartz only. Then, of course, write to Square and they will be so impressed with your achievements that Gilgamesh will become unlockable in FF7.

Why are FF7's character graphics so bad?

[Twilight Edge]

Because we are talking past-century stuff here.

Who is cooler than Odin?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

That creepy chocobo sage...pwns all.

Why doesn't Elena just ask out Reno?

[ReloadPsi]

Because if she does, her shortcake will get wet in the rain.

Would Cloud hate chess pieces if he kept standing on them?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

No, he likes the sharp tops.

What's the point in getting Knights of the Round?

[Mercen-X]

Becoming one of them.

How do you summon Arthur or Lancelot as individual summons?


Number one best answer:
Mug Sephiroth. Take his lunch money while you're at it.

Funny as hell
What is Cloud's name?

leon

why am i still posting here instead of playing FF7


Because you touch yourself at night.
That was a coincidence



Who (or what) birthed Red's two kids?Actually, they found a way to de-stone his Seto


What is Jenova's maiden name?


ifalna, this is coincedencethat's a lie. Jenova is, in fact, Aeris's mother. Also Aeris was actually Sephiroth all along.

longest answer given yet:
Gilgamesh? Easy! Simply complete FF7 5 times within 10 hours without saving it, kill Safer Sephy with Cloud only, equipped the Buster Sword and no materia, then beat FF5 within 5 hours and defeat both Gilgamesh and Ex-Death with a level-1 Bartz only. Then, of course, write to Square and they will be so impressed with your achievements that Gilgamesh will become unlockable in FF7.

[Kenji Longaway]

How do I get the Masamune?[/QUOTE]
The Masamune is actually an obtainable item during disc two. It is obtained by wining a score over 30,000 on the shooter ride at the golden saucer. However, it remains just that. An item. It cannot be equiped or viewed.
No I am not kidding. You will usually get this item as a consolation prize when trying to obtain the "Scimitar" for Cid.

[Mercen-X]

You're no fun. I think the point of the question was "how can I use it?" I don't think there's anyone left out there who doesn't know you can get that worthless item.

[ReloadPsi]

How do I get the Masamune?
The Masamune is actually an obtainable item during disc two. It is obtained by wining a score over 30,000 on the shooter ride at the golden saucer. However, it remains just that. An item. It cannot be equiped or viewed.
No I am not kidding. You will usually get this item as a consolation prize when trying to obtain the "Scimitar" for Cid.
(I thought it was 3,000 points, and that 5,000 points would earn me an Umbrella/Parasol on disc 1, or a Flayer on discs 2 and 3; the Scimitar is available shortly after defeating Carry Armor in the Underwater Reactor. Anything between 3,000 and 5,000 points will earn you a Super Sweeper, a Masamune Blade or another 1/35 Soldier. But hey, this guy claims to know more about tha game than anyone so I'm probably wrong.) Now let's get this topic back on track.


You're supposed to take the Desert Rose to Aeris, keep offering it to her as she refuses it repeatedly and she'll eventually scream "ALRIGHT, I'LL TAKE THE BLOODY THING! GO AWAY!", and had you the Masamune. You can then use the blood staining it to clone her and revive her, in case you didn't know that.

How many Stargate DVDs does Sephiroth own, and why don't you win them after defeating him?! >=/

[Firo Volondé]

27, and the only way to get them is to beat Safer Sephiroth in 45 seconds or less without using materia, items, limits or attacking.

Cid has a weapon called the 'Javelin', does that mean Cid's real dream was to become the first person to win a gold medal at the inaugural Spacelympics for the Javelin throw?

[leader of mortals]

yes, but in the enemy aiming javelin contest

When Cloud took Tifa's underwear in the flashback, does that mean she doesn't have any on in the game

[.:kerrod:.]

yes, it means shes not wearing any, however, because they're game characters, they have no genitals, just a smooth flap of skin going all the way through (just like barbie or ken), so it doesnt really matter, hence why they never go to the bathroom. :)

somebody take my question.

[Kenji Longaway]

How do I get the Masamune?
The Masamune is actually an obtainable item during disc two. It is obtained by wining a score over 30,000 on the shooter ride at the golden saucer. However, it remains just that. An item. It cannot be equiped or viewed.
No I am not kidding. You will usually get this item as a consolation prize when trying to obtain the "Scimitar" for Cid.
(I thought it was 3,000 points, and that 5,000 points would earn me an Umbrella/Parasol on disc 1, or a Flayer on discs 2 and 3; the Scimitar is available shortly after defeating Carry Armor in the Underwater Reactor. Anything between 3,000 and 5,000 points will earn you a Super Sweeper, a Masamune Blade or another 1/35 Soldier. But hey, this guy claims to know more about tha game than anyone so I'm probably wrong.) Now let's get this topic back on track.


You're supposed to take the Desert Rose to Aeris, keep offering it to her as she refuses it repeatedly and she'll eventually scream "ALRIGHT, I'LL TAKE THE BLOODY THING! GO AWAY!", and had you the Masamune. You can then use the blood staining it to clone her and revive her, in case you didn't know that.

How many Stargate DVDs does Sephiroth own, and why don't you win them after defeating him?! >=/

Well I wouldn't know, because I have never scored under 30,000 points on the shooter game because I know a special area you target and shoot that instantly gives you 30,000 points. That was in the Prime strategy guide. I told them about it before they even made the U.S. version. Thats how good I am.

[vorpal blade]

How do you get the Tonberry summon and what does it do?

[Cledarius]

Getting Tonberry:
You have to find the "hug materia"! You get it when you talk to every dog in the game. the last dog you talk to will give you the materia. Then you have to fight Tonberry. You have to reduce his HP to exactly 1HP, then you must use the hug materia on him. Be sure you equipped Tifa with it. When she hugs Tonberry, it falls in Love with her and turn into Toberry summon materia. If you make the mistake to give hug Materia to Cloud or someone else, Tonberry will knife him down!
What does Tonberry do:
When summoning Tonberry it appears and at first it does nothing. Then after several seconds it first hugs Tifa, she appears out of nowhere if not in your party. After that it will go to the enemy and hug it. Tonberry will deal as much damage as was dealt to Tifa through the whole game! Attention, there is a minimal chance of 5:1 that Tonberry will hug every other partymember with the same effect. If Tifa is not in your Party = Game over.

That's Tonberry. Cool huh?

Next Question:

How can i get Barrets sailor outfit?

[Twilight Edge]

It's free with every purchase of Marshmellow Bears.

Where do Cloud and co. get that that much energy to cast Demi on their hair for 60 munites an hour, 24 hours a day, 30 days a month, and 365 days a year?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

They have a charger that they pulg in every night into an MP outlet.

Why would a ninja receive a sea monster as a prize?

[ReloadPsi]

Because they've been watching too much La Blue Girl; lots of the ninjas in that show have all kinds of monsters at their disposal it seems.

Why does the Odin Materia gallantly leap out of the safe onto the floor beside you while the Key To The Basement just sits there like a hopeless lemon?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because, materia love people and keys are kind of loners.

what did cloud have to sacrifice for his sanity after falling into stuff we call _____? (Yes, I left it blank on purpose, but I know what it is. :exdee:)

[Mercen-X]

It's called April Smurfs and Cloud had to sacrifice his left jellybean.

You warthogs skipped my damn question...


What's the point in getting Knights of the Round?


Becoming one of them.

How do you summon Arthur or Lancelot as individual summons?

Now you have to answer that question and this one: Where do you find Loony BoB in the game?

[thegirth]

Lancelot is not real, Arthur however you get when you revive Aeris as for looney BoB, he are sick, you see him in a pipe somewhere and Aeris notes it

final fantasy is the best 7 ever do you agree?

[vorpal blade]

...yeah.

How do you get the mooglemobile?

[Firo Volondé]

Easy, just obtain the Popemobile; this can be done by finding the "Pope" random enemy, found near Midgar, and morphing it into the Popemobile. Then just stick a moogle sticker on it and voila, you have a Mooglemobile!

If Barret was a wrestler and wore the sailor suit in the ring, what would his name be?

[Twilight Edge]

Because they've been watching too much La Blue Girl; lots of the ninjas in that show have all kinds of monsters at their disposal it seems. :love: Pure tentacle action.

Barret's name would be The Marshmellow Bear.

How catastrophic is Catastrophe?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Catastrophically catastrophic. (yay redundance!)

How do you get the silver chocobo?

[jammi567]

by mating a bronze and gold one together

how do you make Aeries survive?

[Mercen-X]

Aeris is the default for Cloud's date at Gold Saucer (lucky you). By arranging it so they do the nasty off-stage while the Dragon King is making nasty yet appreciative sounds as he watches your pure porno action, you'll ensure that Aeris will want to be as close to Cloud as possible throughout the game. Ya see? Now she can't get skewered by Seph's sword.

Where do you grow a bronze chocobo?

[Cledarius]

For a bronze Chocobo you have to melt down Mt.Nibel with Barrets Catastrophe. Form a chocobo with the molten mountain and use a phoenix down on it. Then it goes wark and you can ride it.

What is Red XIII??

[BG-57]

The dye used to make maraschino cherries.

Why does Cloud enjoy cross-dressing?

[leader of mortals]

hes not, he is a girl. No wonder there are so many cloud x aeris people:p

Why is cloud a girl and aeris a les

[senecawolf]

because she lives with her mother and never had any friends

How do you unlock Zack?

[f f freak]

By getting the black hair dye and using it on Cloud during battle. After battle it will be revealed that Cloud was Zack all along but he hated Aeris so much he never wanted to see her again so he had to dye his hair so she would not recognise him.

Why doesn't Tifa just smack Aeris to the floor and say "Cloud's mine hoebag!!" And then run off with Cloud leaving Aeris to get impaled by Sephi?

[Mercen-X]

She would ever admit, but secretly is more worried about the condition of her nails than any progress Aeris might make with Cloud.

Why is the sky grey?

[Cledarius]

Because the blue Sky is on vacation.

Where is Yuffie?

[Twilight Edge]

In that pot over there mon.

Where is Vincent?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

In the mystery machine, stalking Scooby Doo and the gang. XD

How can you get Bugenhagen as a character?

[ReloadPsi]

Well it's something you can do on the way to reviving Aeris: You can call the whole thing off and revive Bugenhagen instead, though you have to wait until Disc 3 to do it, and make sure you have everything in place before Red gets his Limited Moon.

How do you get a Platinum Chocobo? I mean, for God's sake, I've never done it: What the hell am I doing wrong?

[jammi567]

By mixing silver and steel together.

Why are Yuffie and Vincent optional characters?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because they're so awesome you need to work extra hard to get them.

Why does Yuffie have a giant shuriken instead of a katana or something?

[Mercen-X]

How do you get a Platinum Chocobo? I mean, for God's sake, I've never done it: What the hell am I doing wrong?
Really? I found it rather simple. Give Mythril to the Chocobo Sage . . . duh.

Why does Yuffie have a giant shuriken instead of a katana or something?Because she is the best of ninja in the whole frickin' universe. (her claims)

When do you meet Cid's dad, Kain?

[BG-57]

Play Blood Omen:Legacy of Kain, he appears as the main character.

Why does Rude always wear sunglasses?

[jammi567]

because he's blind and got his eyes gorged out.

why is sephiroth a one winged angel?

[vorpal blade]

He lost his other wing fighting Kefka.

Where did Jenova come from?

[f f freak]

Aeris's mum!!!

Where do you get the Turks to join your team?

[jammi567]

at the north creater after you beat sephiroth

where does the game start?

[vorpal blade]

Zanarkand.

What is Cait Sith made of?

[f f freak]

Chcocobo droppings.

How do you equip Tifa's underwear from the nibelheim flashback?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Find them in her dresser when you go into her house.

What is the best way to defeat Ultima Weapon?

[Rhi]

feed him donuts until he explodes.

how do i go on a date with Sephiroth?

[vorpal blade]

You buy the flower from Aeris and give it to Sephiroth with the black materia.

How do you get to the moon?

[jammi567]

by flying on the metior in Sephirophs attack

how does Red XIII talk?

[Twilight Edge]

Vibrating his vocal cord.

Who is the gay comparison of Cloud's emo-ness?

[thegirth]

Aeris, which is why she is always cheerful

why cant chocobos fly?

[senecawolf]

because they're secretly dodo birds

Where can I find the super-ultra materia?

[Cledarius]

In the super-ultra secret cave where you have to fight the super-ultra boss the super-ultra goblin!

What the hell is a Bahamut??

[Jiro]

A science experiment where u cross a ham and a Bat together.

Why doesn't Barret run for President of ShinRa?

[vorpal blade]

'cause then he'll be Mister Barret, which don't sound right.

Which character (good, bad or neutral) is the best disco dancer?

[Dr. Acula]

Rufus, hands down. That man can MOVE!

How can I get Vivi?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Go to Mideel Island and there is a secret Black Mage village, frozen in time. Go there and he's the chief.

How do you get the Chocobo Sage to join your party?

[Mercen-X]

how do i go on a date with Sephiroth?


You buy the flower from Aeris and give it to Sephiroth with the black materia.
Honestly, this only works if YOU want to date Sephiroth. To date Sephiroth as Cloud or anyone else, the requirements are much more complicated.

How do you get the Chocobo Sage to join your party?Unlock Nom Anor, the Yuuzhan Vong infiltrator.

What is Shinra's first name?

[Peter_20]

Gargle-blaster.

Why is it that Cloud and Aeris go "hmmmmmmm, that's how you'll fool them"?

[Twilight Edge]

Because one is emo while the other is gay.

Is the Omnislash in Warcraft 3: TFT DotA maps a ripoff of FFVII?

[Dr. Acula]

Probably.

How can I replace Cait Sith with Reeve?

[Mercen-X]

Gargle-blaster.Actually, it's "President."


How can I replace Cait Sith with Reeve?Reduce his HP to 7777 or 777 or 77 or just 7, then kill him. Repeat this exactly 77 times. If after dying with that amount of HP any more or less than 77 times, you'll never encounter Reeve at the base of Mt. Giyaya which replaces Mt. Nibel after a volcano erupts from out of nowhere.

Where is the \\\\ monster located?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Over in the non existent island called Grammar Isle, which is just off the coast of Mideel, so to be more precise in the section of your map where your icon showing where you are completely disappears.

How can you get Vincent to stay in his Limit Break form (any one)?

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I suggest posting that as a new topic, this is a stupid question/answer thread

Why did Cloud shave his underwear?

[hplvr]

he didnt want tifa to know tonight

Why does Sepiroth have extremly long hair?

[Levian]

Because there are no hairdressers in FFVII. There's also no fashion police, see Esther for further evidence.

What is a PHS?

[Polaris]

Potion Heal Store :tongue:

Why can't you kill the Cobra near the Chocobo farm?

[Acid Raine]

Because the status quo would go haywire and the planet would cry again.

h0w d0 y00 R3ViV3 A3Ri5?????/??????///?

[Cledarius]

Y0o h4\/3 70 g37 7h3 w007 1i/\/\i7 br34k f0r C10ud 4nd pwn 7h3 1337 /\/\0N573r w17h 17. 7h3N 43R15 wi11 b3 R3\/i3d.

Clear?:D

Why is Cid the only smoking character?

[Scream1008]

Use the time-travel materia, acquired by using the silver chocobo to fly to the southeast corner of the world. Then you must set the time to EXACTLY 4/26/1997 at 17:57.15. Then attack Sephiroth as she is praying. You must follow this to the letter, or you will fail in saving her and she will be lost from your file forever.

How do you get the Summon Aerith materia?

[leader of mortals]

Y0o h4\/3 70 g37 7h3 w007 1i/\/\i7 br34k f0r C10ud 4nd pwn 7h3 1337 /\/\0N573r w17h 17.

Clear?:D

Why is Cid the only smoking character?

He wants Cancer


Use the time-travel materia, acquired by using the silver chocobo to fly to the southeast corner of the world. Then you must set the time to EXACTLY 4/26/1997 at 17:57.15. Then attack Sephiroth as she is praying. You must follow this to the letter, or you will fail in saving her and she will be lost from your file forever.

How do you get the Summon Aerith materia?

By letting aeris die 1337 times in the time travel materia mode. The materia will turn into the summon Aeris materia. The summon Aerith materia is gained for using summon aeris 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times.

Why did I need to answer both of those

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

[quote=Cledarius;2080649]Y0o h4\/3 70 g37 7h3 w007 1i/\/\i7 br34k f0r C10ud 4nd pwn 7h3 1337 /\/\0N573r w17h 17.

Clear?:D

Why is Cid the only smoking character?

He wants Cancer


Why did I need to answer both of those

Because if u did it 1 more time for the third time, Aerith or Tifa might become real and hook up with u...

if that counts as one of those questions then i ask: who is the secret playable character you can unlock when you defeat the game equal to the number of flowers you bought from Aerith from the begining.
A.) Seto B.) Rufus C.) Clone of Aerith, or D.) Marlene

[Dr. Acula]

You don't get any of those characters: you can unlock Mukki, however.

How many tins of hair gel does Cloud go through in a week?

[vorpal blade]

About seven.

How do you get the Gelnika?

[Twilight Edge]

Buy a new one.

Will Tifa ever star in a hentai movie where the main male lead is a Malboro(aka tentacle sex movie)?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

(What is with you and this stuff? :O_O: Honestly, come on.)

Probably not because if they do use its tentacles they will be left anonymous or Malboro will sue.

Will Cloud ever stop acting solo?

[Cledarius]

Not 'til you make a clone of him.

What is Clouds ultimate weapon?

[Mercen-X]

His HAIR.

How can you get Vincent to stay in his Limit Break form (any one)?

Tell him to stay in his LIMIT break form.

Where is my golden bobsled?

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

His HAIR.

How can you get Vincent to stay in his Limit Break form (any one)?

Tell him to stay in his LIMIT break form.

Where is my golden bobsled?


What? you didn't know? It's in Tifa's shorts :D .

How many Chocobo eggs can one Cloud lay in a nice sunny mid-day?

[senecawolf]

On a sunny mid-day about four, but at night he can lay eight or nine.

Does Reno dye his hair?

[thegirth]

yeah, his natural color is mauve

why does cloud use mako gel for his hair

[vorpal blade]

His normal gel couldn't handle it (though this would explain his mako poisoning...)

Where do you get Bahamut?

[Twilight Edge]

Somewhere near Lefein, I think.

Lupa lupa lupa lupa lupa lupa lupa lupa lupa?

[Mercen-X]

Boma. Boma boma boma, boma boma. BOMA boma! BOMA!

Who started this thread?

[thegirth]

some one really stupid with way to much free time on there hands

wark wark warrrrrrrrrk

[Cledarius]

yeah it's getting really stupid here. But it's good. I can switch off my brain and write something brainless.


wark wark warrrrrrrrrk

ding dong doing bonk ouch


next question:

Why is Hojo so friggin' crazy?

[vorpal blade]

'cause Hojo lost his mojo, so now when he tries to Gogo, the ladies say no-no.

Who's the strongest Weapon?

[Twilight Edge]

Tifa's boobjob.

How did Hojo get back his mojo, so when he Gogo, the ladies say yo-yo?

[Mercen-X]

some one really stupid with way to much free time on there hands
Oh. So, Mukki then.

Tifa's boobjob.
T's Boobjob WEAPON. Beware it's wrath and destructive viscosity ... heh

How did Hojo get back his mojo, so when he Gogo, the ladies say yo-yo?He didn't. It was just a Mako-induced hallucination.

Where in-game can you find fandom art of the back of Cloud's head?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

In Tifa's room of course.

How can you get Cait Sith to seperate?

[Sain Cai]

have it marry my ex-wife :rolleyes2

Why did I marry my ex wife instead of Tifa anyway?!?

[BarelySeeAtAll]

because you had too many mushrooms (im sorry if that was mean!)
why is it no one knows why im Lady of the sheep? (this question really is to do with FF7, *coughcoughACcoughcough*

[Twilight Edge]

Because you live in a "Voodoo Materia", whose one ability is called "Sheep".

Why is the guy who are sick so poor he don't even have calcium deposits?

[leader of mortals]

because that guy are sick and him cant work

why isnt cloud a mortal(so I can control him:mwahaha:)

[Jessweeee♪]

If Cloud were a mortal, he wouldn't be able to sustain his human form for long and would eventually revert to a chocobo.

Why doesn't Sephiroth get a scratch on him when he uses Super Nova?

[Mercen-X]

If Cloud were a mortal, he wouldn't be able to sustain his human form for long and would eventually revert to a chocobo.Are you meaning to say IMMORTAL!? Because Cloud already is a mortal you dufuses.

Why doesn't Sephiroth get a scratch on him when he uses Super Nova?Because he's "a mortal," I mean immortal ... and because he's the one using the spell.

[vorpal blade]

Why doesn't Sephiroth get a scratch on him when he uses Super Nova?

'Cause, like all summons, Super Nova sent the caster (sephiroth in this case) to the waiting room until it was over.

Where are all the moogles?

[senecawolf]

They all got kidnapped by Aeris, but she died before she could release them.

Where does Rufus live?

[BG-57]

In the Junon lift, obviously. It has his name on the side and everything.

What is the rarest Enemy Skill?

[Dr. Acula]

The Omnislash Enemy Skill (for that secret part where Cloud decides to go evil for absolutely no reason and attacks you).

How do you get to the secret part where Cloud decides to go evil for absolutely no reason and attacks you?

[Jessweeee♪]

If Cloud were a mortal, he wouldn't be able to sustain his human form for long and would eventually revert to a chocobo.Are you meaning to say IMMORTAL!? Because Cloud already is a mortal you dufuses.

Why doesn't Sephiroth get a scratch on him when he uses Super Nova?Because he's "a mortal," I mean immortal ... and because he's the one using the spell.

No, I meant mortal, that's what was in the question. The question was asked by leader of mortals.

In response to the previous question:

You have to unlock Mukki as a character, then you get to see a secret ending.

My question:

Why is this the only game with several toilets in it (in the series)?

[Twilight Edge]

So I can see clearly now, now that the rain has gone.

Which warhammer cost 40k?

[senecawolf]

The shiny one.

How do I buy the honeybee inn?

[jammi567]

By managing to sleep with everyone in your group.

Why did Aeries die?

[Aqua Mage]

Because, Aeris refused to sell flowers to Sephiroth which led to her assassination.

Why does Hojo have glasses?

[thegirth]

people with glasses are obviously smarter, so all scientists in any game always have glasses, even psycho ones

what is AVALANCHE

[vorpal blade]

A group of snowchocobos that you see in the Great Glacier while snowboarding.

Where did the Midgar Zolom come from?

[Twilight Edge]

Mithril Mines. He simply mutated.

Gya haa haa?

[thegirth]

Kyaaa haa haa

this guy are sick?

[Mercen-X]

Tifa's 4th LIMIT: "I've got the wrong person"

Kweh?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

...Kweh.

How can you get Cloud to keep his female costume that he uses in the beginning of the game?

[jammi567]

By calling him Cloudinia

How old is Sephiroth?

[Mercen-X]

Three and a half this thursday.

What Smiley best describes...?

[jammi567]

....Areies? i don't know?

How do you get rid of the Buster Sword?

[BG-57]

Give it to the guys on Mythbusters.

If Cloud can compare a meal to dog food, does that mean he's tried dog food?

[Skyblade]

Not necessarily. He could be comparing smell, texture, and appearance rather than taste.

If Meteor falls in the forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?

[Stunt]

Only if you hear it........................................

If Jenova was a girl, you think she would be a domination type chick? :-D

[vorpal blade]

World domination, yes.

What's Cloud's favorite song?

[jammi567]

Remembrance

What's Aeries favorite activity.

[Dr. Acula]

Believe me, you don't want to know.

What movie did Cloud star in?

[Twilight Edge]

Advent Children.

IS Vincent having a mid-death crisis?

[jammi567]

yes, as he wants to look the age he really is, but can'tafford to have cosmetic surgery.

dd Aeries go through a midd-life crisis?

[Cledarius]

Ahem, she didn't go through it, she died in the middle of her crisis, because of sephi.

Why did Cid join the party?

[Mercen-X]

If Cloud can compare a meal to dog food, does that mean he's tried dog food?

Not necessarily. He could be comparing smell, texture, and appearance rather than taste.
That was too smart an answer; you're disqualified.

Why did Cid join the party?He really, really, really likes Cloud's big sword.

Why is everyone misspelling Aeris/Aerith?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because our language classes haven't been teaching us right.

After reviving Aeris, where can you find her final limit?

[Twilight Edge]

Shimmering Island.

How numbskull-like are Cloud and co.?

[vorpal blade]

Your skull would be numb too, if you used that much hair gel.

What color chocobo uses Choco-meteor?

[BG-57]

Chocolate.

Is Gongaga a mental illness, and if so, what would the symptoms be?

[Mavander]

Yes, it is, and the symptoms are being a hero wanna-be.

Why can't I get Cloud's first Limit Break?

[jammi567]

Because it's not avalible until you reach his final one.

how do i beat Sephiroph?

[Mavander]

You have to throw candies at him, and call him girly, yaoi and that stuff, until he goes back crying to his mother and stops coming to school.

Why did ShinRa build the Sister Ray?

[Mercen-X]

Because it's not avalible until you reach his final one.I like it.


Why did ShinRa build the Sister Ray?He was lonely.

Why is ShinRa's sister called Ray?

[jammi567]

Because she has laser beams when she's angry.

Where do i find Vincent?

[Cledarius]

You don't find him, he finds you! You wonder how. You ever noticed the red point on your forehead?

Why is there no other SOLDIER than Sephi or Zack??

[jammi567]

because they were the only two members.

how can i get aeries out of my party as soon of possible?

[Mercen-X]

Tell her you're Sephiroth and she'll let you stab her.

[Dr. Acula]

No question, so I guess I'll take it.

Cetra? That some kinda disease? :D

[vorpal blade]

Yeah. Symptoms include delusions, often making the victim think he/she can talk to the Planet, increased sex drive, and suicidal tendencies.

"Did you fight with Barret again?"

[Mavander]

"Yes, but the mud wasn't sticky enough, so we stopped, ending this at a nice inn in one bed"

Do you think Sephiroth has some personal problems?

[Twilight Edge]

If he doesn't, he won't be such a momma's boy.

PROUD CLOD: IM MA CHARGIN MAH LAZUR, U WAN IM MA TEH SHOOTIN MAH LAZUR??

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

...sure, go right ahead.

What event triggers the combining of all weapons into a single entity?

[jammi567]

When Cloud uses Omnislash version 2007.

What's the big deal with the wepons?

[Mercen-X]

They're angry because their "weapons" aren't big enough.

Damn! Could've sworn I wrote a question.

"Do you remember, Cloud?"

[Mavander]

"Yes, Vincent, and please, let's no talk about this... especially the hot details..."

Why does Barret have a gun for his right hand?

[jammi567]

"Because a gun comes in handy when i go on my murdering rampages"

Where do i find Vincents ultimate wepon?

[Cledarius]

Here's the same like before, 'cause it's Vincents Weapon. You don't find it, it finds you! Remember the red dot on your forehead?

Why does Yuffie steal materia?

[BG-57]

Because when she got her first Steal materia, she thought that was an order instead of the name.

Why does Cid like Shera's tea so much?

[jammi567]

Because it has lots of crack in it.

why does Sephiroth want to summon Meteor

[vorpal blade]

Some bullies made fun of him at school.

Wark?

[Mavander]

Nah, don't worry Choco, you will only make 600 eggs until I get River female.

"Why Yuffie? Why?"

[jammi567]

Because they needed to add someone sexy in the game.

Why did they have to have Red XIII in this game?

[Mavander]

Just for the scene in Hojo labolatory where he was supposed to rape Aerith.

By the way: It was someone asking "Why (did you do this) Yuffie? Why?"

Why is Ruby Weapon hiding in sand?

[vorpal blade]

'Cause he's the Son of a Sandworm.

Why's Emerald Weapon underwater, eh?

[Twilight Edge]

He would suffocate on the surface. He merely held his breath for as long as possible before finding the nearest ocean and diving in.

Kapow or Burzap for lightning materia?

[Sain Cai]

Actually that would be "Ka Chow!!!"

Is Meteor that Seph summons a relative of Comet that Cloud can summon?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Yes, they're second cousins, twice removed.

What other ability does the black materia have?

[jammi567]

Ummm, it locks you in a piece of solid Mako

What other propoties does the white matena have?

[Comet]

It allows you to bend over and give yourself oral sex.

When do you get to watch Tseng kill Sephiroth?

[Twilight Edge]

Buy the Honeybee inn for 999999 gil, and you can control Tseng. At the final battle, Tseng will replace Cloud(as in you can select Cloud as your party member) as compulsory party member. after you defeat Safer Sephy, Cloud will battle with Sephy but Tseng will suddenly come out and ask Sephy "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?" and when Sephy says "I dunno" he replies with "My ASS." and conjures up a Zangetsu zanpakuto and uses Turk-Slash. The end.

If JENOVA was a guy, would Sephiroth still call him 'mother'?

[Gabranth]

nah, he'd probably get even more confused and call him "uncle".


does cid do cocaine?

[Mavander]

You think that why he swear so much? He stopped and he's pissed.

I can't find Restorative materia. where is it?

[Gabranth]

cid crushed it up and sniffed it all...you just can't go completely cold turkey, you know?



how does red xiii talk?

[vorpal blade]

He swallowed a moogle that talks for him.

What happend if you enter the Honeybee Inn and push "A, B, A, A, Q?"

[Mavander]

You get Game Over from the overload of fun.

Why is Ultimate Weapon always running?

[jammi567]

Because it's trying to find a crapper

why does Diamand wepon stand in the way of the Sister Ray?

[KoShiatar]

Because it's in love with it.

Does Marlene pick her nose?

[Sidderz]

Yes she has the KotR materia up there.

Who is Sephiroth?

[KoShiatar]

A rabid N' Sync fanboy.

Is Cloud a virgin?

[BarelySeeAtAll]

Lord of the sheep
why does Red not try biting someone, and start eating everyone?
woops, that was in reply to law, sorry

[jammi567]

Because he's actually a vegan.

who's Aeries?

[Krzych]

She's one of the KoTR.

Who is Don Corneo?

[Mavander]

He's the leader of the Chocobo Ranch.

Where can I find Ultra Weak Chocobos, with are necessary to breed the Lagoona Moogle?

PS: Polak?

[jammi567]

Up Aeries' ass

where can i find her ultimate limit break?

[Krzych]

Chocobo Sage has got it

How long is Sephy's sword?

PS. Nie Polak. Koreańczyk :P

[jammi567]

too long.

how does Aeries die?

[Krzych]

too much cocaine

why is Barret black?

[KoShiatar]

He's dirty.

Does Vincent like to tell jokes?

[Mavander]

Only those that include killing you at the end of it.

Is Cloud and Sephiroth recompescating for something?

[jammi567]

Possibly....

are Vincent and Sephiroth related?

[Mavander]

Yes, they are but in a The Bold and The Beautiful way, so, you don't want to hear this.

Why did Cloud wanted to kill Aerith, but he was stopped?

[jammi567]

Because he noticed that she wasn't exactly the best person in battle

why was Aeries not exactly the best person in battle?

[Krzych]

she's a les

where's Tifa?

[vorpal blade]

Gold Saucer. She's a gambling addict.

What do the Turks do?

[KazexLisa]

absolutely nothing

Why was Hiedeggar hired?

[leader of mortals]

to laugh like a retard

why was scarlet hired?

[jammi567]

to laugh like a bitch

how did Jenova get to Gaia?

[KazexLisa]

She walked

Why is Nanaki (Red 13) red?

[Mavander]

He think it's sexy.

How can I not get Cait Sith?

[Twilight Edge]

Simply destroy him when he gives the third prediction.

Cait Sith: IZ M3 L0NGC4T??

[Mavander]

(explodes Cait Sith with a few hundred mastered Ultima Materia)

Why is Yuffie usually the best morpher?

[jammi567]

because shes a piece of Jenova

why has Vincent got a golden arm?

[KoShiatar]

Because Hojo thought it made him sexy.

Why has Lucrecia married Hojo?

[BG-57]

She thought he owned a motel chain.

Why does Sephiroth want to compress time?

[KazexLisa]

HE had to finish homework

why did Siefer kill Odin?

[jammi567]

because he hates people who can do instant death attacks when he can't.

why the hell is Cait Saith in this game?

[KazexLisa]

they always has to be someone to overshadow the cooler characters (Red XIII)

Why is Red Xiii have a red tail?

[Comet]

Because he's tired of all the head he gives.

What does Tifa say when Vincent offers a threesome with Lucrecia?

[KazexLisa]

GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!!!

Why did VIncent want to marry Lucrecia?

[KoShiatar]

Because she made the best moogle pies in town.

What do summons do when you're not calling them?

[KazexLisa]

PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY


Why does Ifrit have big ears??

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY


Why does Ifrit have big ears??

To listen to Shivas heart through her big breasts...lol

What would happen if Clousd was the baddie and Sephiroth was the goodie?

[Hazzard]

They would still fall for each other, but sephie would be more open with it
being a goodie.

Why doesnt that Aeris chick ever bleed?