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Azure Chrysanthemum
01-21-2007, 09:17 AM
So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.

What sins got you there in the first place?

vorpal blade
01-21-2007, 10:21 AM
I fed a lot of penguins hand grenades. Then I chucked 'em at a bunch of kids in the petting zoo. It was worth it.

Resha
01-21-2007, 10:33 AM
My terrible, terrible lies. :-)

escobert
01-21-2007, 10:37 AM
Things I wish not to speak of here.

Christmas
01-21-2007, 11:10 AM
I didn't wash my hands before dinner when I was 5. :(

Bart's Friend Milhouse
01-21-2007, 11:27 AM
I killed/tortured many ants when I was young

No.78
01-21-2007, 11:30 AM
Um, glaring at children?

Cz
01-21-2007, 11:36 AM
Great thread, dood.

Not believing in God would have to be the biggie. I hear he hates it when you do that. On top of that, I've told plenty of lies in my time, which doesn't go down too well either. I think I've been pretty good apart from that, but judgement is harsh, so I guess it's the netherworld for me. :(

Markus. D
01-21-2007, 12:22 PM
They be needin' a prinny buccanneer translator dood.

Quindiana Jones
01-21-2007, 12:50 PM
I was Behold the Void in a previous life.

Old Manus
01-21-2007, 01:12 PM
I'm right wing

Cz
01-21-2007, 03:00 PM
I'm right wingDamnation is too good for you. :mad2:

Ki Ki
01-21-2007, 04:42 PM
I killed/tortured many ants when I was young

Oh hey we should have been best friends hey! :D

StarlightAngel
01-21-2007, 08:02 PM
I downloaded music and anime ):

Psychotic
01-21-2007, 08:16 PM
Rape, mass murder, genocide, filesharing, y'know, the usual stuff.

Jebus
01-21-2007, 08:22 PM
I stole man's fire and put it in my pocket.

That was painful and dumb, so I had to become cleverer.

black orb
01-21-2007, 08:22 PM
>>> Download Communism..

Vikeve
01-21-2007, 09:26 PM
I threw my friend in the snow to get my cat poster cat back. She was goign to rip it and the poster had the most adorible pictures of cats i have ever seen. to bad went i jumped in the car to leave about an hour ago I left it behind. Good by cat poster.:(

Roto13
01-21-2007, 09:42 PM
I created a new type of abortion that involved sodomy.

The Summoner of Leviathan
01-21-2007, 09:46 PM
I WAS FRAMED! I SWEAR I DID NOT DO NOTHING!

Dreddz
01-21-2007, 09:49 PM
I went down a Crunchy Nut lane without a pass.

Mirage
01-21-2007, 09:54 PM
So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.

What sins got you there in the first place?

I'd just wait for someone to summon her and have her level reduced to 1.

fire_of_avalon
01-21-2007, 09:55 PM
I created a new type of abortion that involved sodomy.

xD!

Wrath wrath wrath. And dirty sex things.

DarkLadyNyara
01-21-2007, 09:56 PM
Hm... being an agnostic lesbian masochist has to count for something. :(


I created a new type of abortion that involved sodomy.
O_o

CimminyCricket
01-21-2007, 10:01 PM
Being me!
:cD

Rocket Edge
01-21-2007, 10:35 PM
Sneaking out to parties, & swatting wasp's like a Samurai.

Hambone
01-21-2007, 10:59 PM
Umm...I lie a lot. Heh heh...

Roto13
01-22-2007, 01:37 AM
And dirty sex things.
Well, I've been saying that for months.


I created a new type of abortion that involved sodomy.
O_o
It's affectionately nicknamed "In one end and out the other."

fire_of_avalon
01-22-2007, 01:42 AM
And dirty sex things.
Well, I've been saying that for months.


I created a new type of abortion that involved sodomy.
O_o
It's affectionately nicknamed "In one end and out the other."
omg xD xD xD

Saying what for months, exactly?

Also, I've always wondered if it could be sinful to laugh at things like this. Is it a sin to be amused by unfortunate or terrible things?

Roto13
01-22-2007, 01:50 AM
Saying what for months, exactly?
That you're a dirty, dirty girl. ;D

Also, I've always wondered if it could be sinful to laugh at things like this. Is it a sin to be amused by unfortunate or terrible things?
Unfortunate or terrible? My patients love every minute of it, thanks.

Azure Chrysanthemum
01-22-2007, 03:45 AM
So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.

What sins got you there in the first place?

I'd just wait for someone to summon her and have her level reduced to 1.

Pfft. Even if she was level one she'd still kick your ass. You're a freakin' prinny! ^_^

mooglebunni608
01-22-2007, 04:04 AM
Not sharing my exploding penguin :/

Wolf Kanno
01-22-2007, 04:22 AM
God told me once that I could never get into heaven unless baby Jesus broke my kneecaps. I've said some things he felt he could never allow to just slide.

I also used to feed quarters to ducks. If you feed them enough, they sink to the bottom of the lake.

Martyr
01-22-2007, 04:39 AM
Being "Prideful."

Is prideful even a word?

Bunny
01-22-2007, 04:49 AM
Yes, it means arrogant. It is an adjective.

A combination of all the sins has gotten me there, to be honest. I am not a perfect human being and I pretend to be nothing of the sort. There are very few people that I will honestly put above myself, and the rest of the lot I have cast down below me, without a worry or thought or care for.

Mirage
01-22-2007, 06:07 AM
So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.

What sins got you there in the first place?

I'd just wait for someone to summon her and have her level reduced to 1.

Pfft. Even if she was level one she'd still kick your ass. You're a freakin' prinny! ^_^
We'd gang up on her!

Araciel
01-22-2007, 06:17 AM
constantly waxing poetic about certain a appendage of mine to old ladies on the street

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
01-22-2007, 11:51 AM
Small children annoy me... I want to attach a few hundred balloons to everyone under 12 and see where they end up.

CimminyCricket
01-22-2007, 10:28 PM
Considering I'd love to be a Prinny, would someone help me commit mass amounts of sinful acts and then kill me?

Please?
I'll pay you.
Money is no problem where prinny-hood is involved.