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Rye
01-26-2007, 02:03 PM
I'm terribly bored, so I am going to make a cheesy thread. Name what another EoFFer's pokemon-esque power/attack would be. You can do as many as you'd like. :jess:

For example:

crashNUMBERS

DeBraga - CrashNUMBERS takes off the panties and
the bra at the same time, how skilled and agile!
Can heal for 100 pts. ;D ;D


Ki Ki

Squeeee Cute Beam - Can attack unsuspecting
posters with her cuteness and <3 for 30 pts.

Be creative, my socks and cawfee dawgs. <3

Bunny
01-26-2007, 02:10 PM
Bunny
Carrot Beam - Beam the other dude with a carrot. Causes confusion.

Rye
Bad Thread - Make a really bad thread and get ridiculed for it. Has no effect on anything.

<3@Rye

Rye
01-26-2007, 02:21 PM
Mik would definitely have some type of wrestling attack, like Machop. :D

It's kind of sad how I still know so much about Pokemon. ;o

No.78
01-26-2007, 02:31 PM
No.78- Universal Truth

I shoot pixellated random objects at the enemy.
The enemy becomes confused, they're accuracy is decreased and there's a 78% chance that they'll die instantly.

Nominus Experse
01-26-2007, 02:45 PM
Aralith:

DUMBFUCK RAY: Emanates a piercing sound that causes all present (including the caster) to drool until they drown in their own spit.

Leeza
01-26-2007, 04:08 PM
Some of you might notice your posts gone. Do not spam up threads. I don't care if they ARE in GC.

It's also probably best to stay away from using banned EoFFer's for this.

Renmiri
01-26-2007, 04:44 PM
Renmiri

Screech: Sings hymn of the fayth (X) so badly it casts "Deaf" on all your party. Which proceeds to bash their heads agains the wall and ignore your commands ;)

Heero Yuy NWZC
01-26-2007, 05:24 PM
Owen Macwere

Sig Attack: shoots one hundred original signatures made by himself out from his sleeves, bringing opponent's HP to one.

Ki Ki
01-26-2007, 05:59 PM
Lolz RYE! xD
Bread & Butter:
Rye makes like she is putting butter on the target causing massive damage!
Can last up to 12 consecutive hits!

themagicroundabout

No strings attached:
themagicroundabout tangles up target with the strings of his guitar causing target to FALL DOWN!

Yew-Yevon
01-26-2007, 06:08 PM
Munchstrosity

Heal chew:

anoyingly bites othe ppls heals untill they bleed profusly. does 150 hp damage.

Rocket Edge
01-26-2007, 06:57 PM
DUMBsmurf RAY:
:D

I Took the Red Pill
Main: I Took the Protein: Boost's attack power

Special: MC Beam: Kill's all surrounding 50 Cent's

Psychotic
Main: Psychotic Salsa: Goes slightly haywire, the opponent become's confused.

Special: Colchester Blast: Send's in a dose of Cureton & Iwelumo to inflict major damage to the opponent.

Ki Ki
Main: Toilet: Turn's Ki Ki into a Toilet. The opponent's naturally die of shock.

Special: Kikalot: Mass kiking that make's Hitmonlee look like Pikachu.

NeoCracker
01-26-2007, 07:42 PM
Devil MAn

Sexist Ridicule 5/5

Only useful against Female MEmbers. Sexist remarks reduce all enemy STats by 1/3 rounded up. Useable only once on each enemy pokemon a battle.

Leeza

Mind ban 10/10

Leeza bans Ideas from enemy Pokemon's heads. Eliminate all but one random enemy attack.

Yams

Cynicism Unlimited

Yams Never ending Cynicism destroys his enemy's Credibility and weakens all anemy stats by 3 every time its used in addition to doing a small amount of Damage.

I Took the Red Pill
01-26-2007, 07:55 PM
DK
Main: Sarcasm Ray: Confuses enemy, crushes the confidence of losers on the internet

Super effective against: Joel

Special: Feigned pedophilia: Stuns the enemy, with a slight recoil that will damage DK

Super effective against: Younger pokemon

Traffic
Main: Rocket Edge: Calls upon the power of his old username to land massive physical damage through rhymes, chance of confusing enemy

Super effective against: Everything

Special: Artist's Wrath: Enters a state of rage and draws all over the opponent with pencil.

Super effective against: Crappy artists

Endless
01-26-2007, 08:00 PM
<b>Devil Man</b>

<i>Assume identity</i>
Loses his attacks/skills and gains the opponent's pokemeon's instead.


<b>Loony BoB</b>

<i>Chocobo Rush</i>
Loony BoB always gets the first attack.

<i>Drunk Tank</i>
The opponent's pokemon is paralyzed. Only usable on drunk or mad pokemons.

<i>April's fool</i>
Opponent's pokemon becomes mad. Super effective against Oldbies.

escobert
01-26-2007, 08:00 PM
When you combine Neel And Dan together you get the super brown powers of leetness. I've seen it kill manya warrior.

Mercen-X
01-26-2007, 08:04 PM
Behold the Void: You Are My Story

Makes enemies believe they are in control of their own situation and surprises them with the knowlege they are mere puppets. (just kidding)

Heero Yuy NWZC: No What Zay Ciay

Transforms into a gigantic Gundam and stomps around asking "What does NWZC stand for?"
Drives enemies into a panic.

Vincent, Thunder God
01-27-2007, 12:47 AM
This attack requires two members

Raistlin and Chemical: Put these two anywhere near each other and they will begin a pointless debate that draws in all other members in a 20m vicinity, who will each in turn lose -5 HP (Healthy Patience) for every post they make.

Dr Aum
01-27-2007, 01:00 AM
Christmas

???: You cannot grasp the true nature of Christmas's attack!

(Hint: Use Pray.)

Roto13
01-27-2007, 01:12 AM
Rye

Erotica Beam: Come on, it speaks for itself.

Shiny
01-27-2007, 01:32 AM
Magical Pope
It's attack "holy" pretty much kills joo.
Infinite HP

Frenchie
It's attack "what the heck is that" causes extreme confusion and nausea.
Evolves into Jean Reno.
100000 HP

Giga Guess
01-27-2007, 02:11 AM
ROTO13
Scathing Remark: 50% chance of Burn

Madame Adequate
01-27-2007, 02:44 AM
Rye:
Frenchie's Tongue
Licks the enemy. Has a 90% chance to paralyse.
Bifurcate
Splits the tongue in two. All Frenchie's Tongue attacks hit 2x.

<!--b]Cloud No.9[/b]:
Guilt Ray
Blames target for a random disaster.
Marxist Dogma
The entire Red Army attacks the target.-->*snip* No banned members. ~ Leeza

Rye
01-27-2007, 02:51 AM
Rye:
Frenchie's Tongue
Licks the enemy. Has a 90% chance to paralyse.
Bifurcate
Splits the tongue in two. All Frenchie's Tongue attacks hit 2x.

<!--Cloud No.9:
Guilt Ray
Blames target for a random disaster.
Marxist Dogma
The entire Red Army attacks the target.-->*snip* No banned members. ~ Leeza

Bwahahaha. xD

Raistlin:
QQ Moar: Uses his whiny emo tears to drown the opponents... <3

rubah
01-27-2007, 02:56 AM
azziechu-- disarms opponents and friends alike with his ginger cuteness

Hambone
01-27-2007, 04:07 AM
Ki Ki

1337 BeAm.

WiPeS aLl Yo PaRty OuT, sUcKa!

:bigsmile:

Christmas
01-27-2007, 04:09 AM
Cid must be Mew Two.

Elite Lord Sigma
01-27-2007, 05:31 AM
Lost Number

Sharpshoot

Lost Number pulls out his sniper rifle and shoots the nearest enemy in the head. 50% chance of a critical hit. Super effective against noobs on Halo 2.

Maxx Power

IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!

Maxx Power turns into a Super Saiyan and uses his magic and rapier to deal massive damage. Super effective against noobs and anybody that's not a Pirate Red Mage.

Elite Lord Sigma

Ignorance

Elite Lord Sigma posts a post which is ignored by everybody on the board. Elite Lord Sigma then begins lecturing until everybody within hearing range is lulled into sleep.

Madonna
01-27-2007, 06:29 AM
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tan
01-27-2007, 10:22 AM
Shauna

Uses haggis from her haggis head to make disgusting haggis that poisons everyone that eats it. (Main point- Shauna is a haggis head :D)

Bart's Friend Milhouse
01-27-2007, 01:45 PM
BFM
I shoot poisonous milk at you through my nose