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JAVIER
01-27-2007, 10:12 PM
:choc2: Hello friends :love:

My name is Javier, I am from Mexico, I come to United States and MUST LIKE WOMAN!!!!! Today is my birthday, you are my internetpresents!!! I like chat before but I just find WEB MASSAGE BOARDS...I LOVE ALREADY!!!!!!!!

I come here for friendly chat and lots of game, play the game, with the chat, and there is always YES?

I make many gas ;)

MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS BIRD

:choc: :moomba: :choc2:

MY favorite web site is my chat box, eyesonff.com slashchat!! It is come at http://www.eyesonff.com/chat/ CHAT HERE ESPECIALLY WOMAN

:smash: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!

HAVE HAPPY DAYS,

JAVIER

Old Manus
01-27-2007, 10:14 PM
Congratulation, internet has you won.

Xaven
01-27-2007, 10:15 PM
I can see that.

Psychotic
01-27-2007, 10:16 PM
JAVIER...will you be my friend?

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
01-27-2007, 10:17 PM
I can see you like typing in caps..

Hi :D Welcome I guess.

JAVIER
01-27-2007, 10:17 PM
THANK YOU FOR POSTING ON MY THREAD


I can see that.

HOW DO YOU MAKE IMAGE BY YOUR NAME

Sergeant Hartman
01-27-2007, 10:23 PM
What the hell?

Welcome anyway.

Vincent, Thunder God
01-27-2007, 10:24 PM
HOW DO YOU MAKE IMAGE BY YOUR NAME

Go to User CP and click "Edit Avatar." You can pick an image from the forum's selection or one from your own pictures on your PC.

Welcome to Eoff.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
01-27-2007, 10:24 PM
Silly me! I thought I was in London

Xaven
01-27-2007, 10:24 PM
:o

Go to User CP at the top of this page.

Click Edit Avatar.

There you go.

Edit: Too slow. I do believe this is a joke, though.

McLovin'
01-27-2007, 10:25 PM
Bye Javier! http://www.spmccord.com/images/smilies/waving.gif

JAVIER
01-27-2007, 10:28 PM
Thank you but I do not want avatar, I want picture, but I have now!!!

I am sorry for capital

Vikeve
01-27-2007, 10:31 PM
Hello, I'm a girl.:)

JAVIER
01-27-2007, 10:32 PM
Hello, I'm a girl.:)

are you ALBA TROSS like in picture? :D :love: :choc2:

i like BIRD but not for woman!!!!!

Shauna
01-27-2007, 10:34 PM
Welcome JAVIER! :D

Chloe.
01-27-2007, 10:34 PM
Welcome!! :bigsmile:

Vikeve
01-27-2007, 10:35 PM
Hello, I'm a girl.:)

are you ALBA TROSS like in picture? :D :love: :choc2:

i like BIRD but not for woman!!!!!

No, I'm not a bird or pelipper or alba tross whatever that is Im just a girl.:D Who happens to like pelippers.:cool:

JAVIER
01-27-2007, 10:37 PM
ASL

Cz
01-27-2007, 10:41 PM
Howdy, Javier. :)

Markus. D
01-27-2007, 10:58 PM
welcome...

Bunny
01-27-2007, 11:01 PM
Oh dear lord.

Hello.

Roto13
01-27-2007, 11:02 PM
What a wonderful first post.

f f freak
01-27-2007, 11:04 PM
Hello
You scare me so I'm going to walk out of this thread now.

Disco Potato
01-27-2007, 11:08 PM
Hi! :D

And :happybday

Shauna
01-27-2007, 11:08 PM
The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

Vincent, Thunder God
01-27-2007, 11:11 PM
I hereby proclaim that Javier is the Mexican Devil Man.

The overuse of smilies, the obsession with women... and something about his writing reminds me of Devil Man.

JAVIER
01-27-2007, 11:11 PM
The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

f f freak
01-27-2007, 11:12 PM
The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

Shauna isn't saying you are. She's saying that it is okay to be friends with boys but not in the sick perverted way you think.

Yeargdribble
01-27-2007, 11:12 PM
The exuberance is OVERWHELMING!!


HI!!!

Kenji Longaway
01-27-2007, 11:14 PM
Mi casa is su casa.

Roto13
01-27-2007, 11:14 PM
The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

:(

Jowy
01-27-2007, 11:15 PM
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME

hi javier. :monster:

Giga Guess
01-27-2007, 11:16 PM
The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

Awww...and I bet you're so cute, too. :(

Welcome aboard bud!

Shauna
01-27-2007, 11:17 PM
The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

Shauna isn't saying you are. She's saying that it is okay to be friends with boys but not in the sick perverted way you think.

Well, the ;D can change the meaning of what I said completely!

Aww, poor Giga Guess and Roto. =[ Look at their sad faces!

f f freak
01-27-2007, 11:18 PM
The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

Shauna isn't saying you are. She's saying that it is okay to be friends with boys but not in the sick perverted way you think.

Well, the ;D can change the meaning of what I said completely!

Yeah but he seems angry.

Giga Guess
01-27-2007, 11:30 PM
The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

Shauna isn't saying you are. She's saying that it is okay to be friends with boys but not in the sick perverted way you think.

Well, the ;D can change the meaning of what I said completely!

Aww, poor Giga Guess and Roto. =[ Look at their sad faces!

I'm sure we can convert him.

JAVIER
01-27-2007, 11:32 PM
what means convert? i am catholic, i am not jewish!!!!! you are nice people but i do not want HELL please

f f freak
01-27-2007, 11:34 PM
Umm they don't mean that Javier.

NINJA_Ryu
01-27-2007, 11:35 PM
I hereby proclaim that Javier is the Mexican Devil Man.

The overuse of smilies, the obsession with women... and something about his writing reminds me of Devil Man.


Let the polls begin!

Giga Guess
01-27-2007, 11:37 PM
what means convert? i am catholic, i am not jewish!!!!! you are nice people but i do not want HELL please

Uhmmm...not quite.

Freya
01-27-2007, 11:39 PM
Hee, you are entertaining Javier. Welcome to our message board. We needed some new FUN newbie light in here.



:chuckle:

Tifa's Real Lover(really
01-27-2007, 11:40 PM
wow, i like this kid alot, hope he stays atleast a year

Rye
01-28-2007, 12:20 AM
Is JAVIER like JAFFAR? <3

Rase
01-28-2007, 12:25 AM
I can't help but think of Borat when reading your posts.

http://www.vujer.com/material/files/Borat_Two_thumbs_up_yours.jpg

Very Nice!

Kenji Longaway
01-28-2007, 12:26 AM
Is JAVIER like JAFFAR? <3

"J" sounds like and "H" in Espanol.
Like Jalapenos.

Rase
01-28-2007, 12:32 AM
I believe she was referring to this fellow (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=17541).

Erdrick Holmes
01-28-2007, 12:45 AM
Oh no, it Rirse.

Ki Ki
01-28-2007, 12:55 AM
Lawlz! HAI JAVIER! I THINK I LOVE YOU! :kaolove2: ♥

Xaven
01-28-2007, 12:56 AM
Is JAVIER like JAFFAR? <3

"J" sounds like and "H" in Espanol.
Like Jalapenos.
You make me laugh.

You all make me laugh.

*laughs*

Eiko Guy
01-28-2007, 01:01 AM
I love this javier kid I wonder if he's cute....Naw Im just kidding I alrready got my Sexci man Super smoo- Nevermind

Mittopotahis
01-28-2007, 01:16 AM
Javier for Best Newbie!

Or most missed, whatever happens happens :p.

Goldenboko
01-28-2007, 01:31 AM
Oh god, another Devil Man :rolleyes2

Markus. D
01-28-2007, 01:42 AM
Mi casa is su casa.


:'( :quote:

Roto13
01-28-2007, 01:47 AM
Javier for Best Newbie!

Or most missed, whatever happens happens :p.

XD!

Goldenboko
01-28-2007, 02:02 AM
Javier for Best Newbie!

Or most missed, whatever happens happens :p.

XD!

Probably most missed seeing as J=D (Javier=Devil Man)

Think about it... All caps, overuse of smilies.... total Devil Man.

Roto13
01-28-2007, 02:07 AM
We can't keep accusing everyone of being Devil Man. :P

Goldenboko
01-28-2007, 02:08 AM
We can't keep accusing everyone of being Devil Man. :P

We can, and we will XD

Freya
01-28-2007, 02:08 AM
We can't keep accusing everyone of being Devil Man. :P

How many times has it happened now? Almost every newbie I think. Get over it people he's gone.

Odaisé Gaelach
01-28-2007, 02:11 AM
Get over it people he's gone.

He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

LoveArya
01-28-2007, 02:12 AM
yeah.......you scare me, but make me laugh :D welcome to EoFF

Goldenboko
01-28-2007, 02:12 AM
Get over it people he's gone.

He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

That's right, Javier is just a mexican Devil Man XD

Roto13
01-28-2007, 02:12 AM
Get over it people he's gone.

He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

He did come back. As that slutty girl account. Then he was tentacle raped four seconds later.

Goldenboko
01-28-2007, 02:14 AM
Get over it people he's gone.

He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

He did come back. As that slutty girl account. Then he was tentacle raped four seconds later.

Really? What account was that?

LoveArya
01-28-2007, 02:16 AM
Get over it people he's gone.

He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

He did come back. As that slutty girl account. Then he was tentacle raped four seconds later.

Really? What account was that?
The BAD GIRL one

Goldenboko
01-28-2007, 02:18 AM
You mean this? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=26881)

Freya
01-28-2007, 02:19 AM
Get over it people he's gone.

He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

It's okay, just let it go. Maybe therapy will help. Roto13 will pay, he told me so. :shifty:

Roto13
01-28-2007, 02:20 AM
You mean this? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=26881)
That's the one.



Get over it people he's gone.

He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

It's okay, just let it go. Maybe therapy will help. Roto13 will pay, he told me so. :shifty:
Only if it's shock therapy.

LoveArya
01-28-2007, 02:21 AM
You mean this? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=26881)

lol yes

Freya
01-28-2007, 02:25 AM
You mean this? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=26881)

lol

Javier is prolly like (if he isn't Devil man) like "what these people talk about?"

LoveArya
01-28-2007, 02:27 AM
You mean this? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=26881)

lol

Javier is prolly like (if he isn't Devil man) like "what these people talk about?"

lmao thatd be great, eh, we accuse odd members of being Devil Man anyway, so........

Bunny
01-28-2007, 02:29 AM
You mean this? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=26881)

lol

Javier is prolly like (if he isn't Devil man) like "what these people talk about?"

It would be more like "WHAT THESE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT I ONLY WANT WOMEN AND SPEAK ENGLISH"

Goldenboko
01-28-2007, 02:29 AM
You mean this? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=26881)

lol

Javier is prolly like (if he isn't Devil man) like "what these people talk about?"

lmao thatd be great, eh, we accuse odd members of being Devil Man anyway, so........

Well Devil Man was pretty... odd.

escobert
01-28-2007, 02:30 AM
HELLO DO YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH ME? I LIKE TO DANCE WITH MEXICO PEOPLE!

Freya
01-28-2007, 02:35 AM
Javier is prolly like (if he isn't Devil man) like "what these people talk about?"

lmao thatd be great, eh, we accuse odd members of being Devil Man anyway, so........

Well Devil Man was pretty... odd.

True true.

Leeza
01-28-2007, 02:52 AM
Okay. I think we've had enough Devil Man posts in this thread.

Welcome to EoFF, Javier. Please do not post in all caps. Enjoy your stay...while you can. :cat:

Christmas
01-28-2007, 03:05 AM
HELLO JAVIER, HOW ARE U TODAY? DID YOU HAVE YOUR HAD A TURKEY WITH A APPLE IN ITS MOUTH AND A CARROT ON ITS HEAD FOR LUNCH? :bigsmile:

BY THE WAY, THE WEATHER FORECAST SAID IT WILL RAIN TODAY SO MOVE YOUR BATHTUB OUTDOORS AND BATH IN THE RAIN!!! :bigsmile:

Kenji Longaway
01-28-2007, 03:15 AM
Enjoy your stay...while you can. :cat:

Oooooooooo. Leeza is feisty. Growl.

4evarisha
01-28-2007, 03:27 AM
Welcome hope you like it here:)

JAVIER
01-28-2007, 03:28 AM
I do not understand :(

LoveArya
01-28-2007, 03:30 AM
Welcome to EoFF, as I (and we) said already

Kenji Longaway
01-28-2007, 03:31 AM
Whats all this about you not liking JEwS?
I pity the fool who hates a JEw!

Odaisé Gaelach
01-28-2007, 03:34 AM
Welcome to EoFF, Javier. Please do not post in all caps. Enjoy your stay...while you can. :cat:

Meow!

Roto13
01-28-2007, 03:34 AM
I do not understand :(

Just ignore everyone. They're weird.

JAVIER
01-28-2007, 03:35 AM
Whats all this about you not liking JEwS?
I pity the fool who hates a JEw!

I DO NOT :mad2:

I have never met, but they are always on tv, very funny!

Momiji
01-28-2007, 03:37 AM
I do not understand :(

Just ignore everyone. They're weird.

Including Roto13. ;)

Roto13
01-28-2007, 03:41 AM
Whats all this about you not liking JEwS?
I pity the fool who hates a JEw!

I DO NOT :mad2:

I have never met, but they are always on tv, very funny!
Meeting of the minds. :P



I do not understand :(

Just ignore everyone. They're weird.

Including Roto13. ;)
Especially Roto13!

Kenji Longaway
01-28-2007, 03:45 AM
what means convert? i am catholic, i am not jewish!!!!! you are nice people but i do not want HELL please

You think were all going to hell, though.
But thats okay, I forgive you.

JAVIER
01-28-2007, 03:46 AM
Your on tv?

DK
01-28-2007, 03:51 AM
Best member since Jaffar, imho.

stay pls :heart:

I Took the Red Pill
01-28-2007, 03:52 AM
Best member since Jaffar, imho.

stay pls :heart:He doesn't want man-friends like you. Just look at his signature.

DK
01-28-2007, 03:52 AM
Best member since Jaffar, imho.

stay pls :heart:He doesn't want man-friends like you. Just look at his signature.

You know as well as I do I can be a woman when I need to be :aimkiss:

I Took the Red Pill
01-28-2007, 03:56 AM
Best member since Jaffar, imho.

stay pls :heart:He doesn't want man-friends like you. Just look at his signature.

You know as well as I do I can be a woman when I need to be :aimkiss:Tell him you don't want a dragqueen Javier, and we can be done with this ugly business.

DK
01-28-2007, 03:57 AM
You're just jealous and possessive. YOU DON'T OWN ME :mad2:

Momiji
01-28-2007, 03:58 AM
Something tells me that JAVIER is going to be the next Eyes on YOU subject, even though I've been secretly wishing for one myself D:

*hint hint*

Kenji Longaway
01-28-2007, 04:00 AM
Your on tv?

No, but my voice is on commercials.
I am a proud member of the screen actors guild, and a voice artist.

Roto13
01-28-2007, 04:02 AM
Kenji is agrudis' alt account! D:

Jowy
01-28-2007, 04:04 AM
JAVIER's "chat box" antics amuse me. I'm glad he's around. :monster:

Tasura
01-28-2007, 04:09 AM
JAVIER's "chat box" antics amuse me. I'm glad he's around. :monster:

That tempts me to dust off mIRC, but right now im drunk.

Jowy
01-28-2007, 04:10 AM
Well, he just left anyway. All that's going on in IRC is how much I'm talking about vomiting after drinking~!

Tasura
01-28-2007, 04:12 AM
Well, he just left anyway. All that's going on in IRC is how much I'm talking about vomiting after drinking~!

We could have a discussion on that, though ihavent puked yet tonight >.> But im planning on ordering pizza, and pizza + tequila = puke.

But anyway, Welcome JAVIER.

Evastio
01-28-2007, 04:13 AM
Hi! Have fun and don't get banned. :ghost:

Jowy
01-28-2007, 04:14 AM
Well, he just left anyway. All that's going on in IRC is how much I'm talking about vomiting after drinking~!

We could have a discussion on that, though ihavent puked yet tonight >.> But im planning on ordering pizza, and pizza + tequila = puke.

But anyway, Welcome JAVIER.

Just stay away from Chinese food and you'll be okay, Rich.

Freya
01-28-2007, 04:21 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

NeoCracker
01-28-2007, 04:22 AM
He can thank the Devilish like posting for that one.

Momiji
01-28-2007, 04:23 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

I know I didn't.

Kenji Longaway
01-28-2007, 04:26 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

I know I didn't.

Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

Freya
01-28-2007, 04:28 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

I know I didn't.

Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

Christmas
01-28-2007, 04:28 AM
NO ONE IS AS COOL AS SEPHIROTHISHERE.

Kenji Longaway
01-28-2007, 04:31 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

I know I didn't.

Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

The coolest member here is Goldenboco, hands down.

LoveArya
01-28-2007, 04:33 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

I know I didn't.

Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

The coolest member here is Goldenboco, hands down.
yes, GoldenBoco rox

Momiji
01-28-2007, 04:36 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

I know I didn't.

Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

Gee, thanks. :mad:

Kenji Longaway
01-28-2007, 04:58 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

I know I didn't.

Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

Gee, thanks. :mad:

You write awesome poetry.

Momiji
01-28-2007, 05:02 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

I know I didn't.

Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

Gee, thanks. :mad:

You write awesome poetry.

Thanks, but that doesn't change the fact that people don't like me!!! :crying2:

Roto13
01-28-2007, 05:05 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

I know I didn't.

Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

Gee, thanks. :mad:

You write awesome poetry.

Thanks, but that doesn't change the fact that people don't like me!!! :crying2:

Lunar is quite fond of you. He told me so.

Momiji
01-28-2007, 05:14 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

I know I didn't.

Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

Gee, thanks. :mad:

You write awesome poetry.

Thanks, but that doesn't change the fact that people don't like me!!! :crying2:

Lunar is quite fond of you. He told me so.


Quotes or it didn't happen.

LunarWeaver
01-28-2007, 05:14 AM
And my approval is all you need for self-esteem, no lies.

Welcome, Javier. I am not a female, but I'm confident we can form some sort of arms-length friendship and have some laughs.

Kenji Longaway
01-28-2007, 05:30 AM
Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

I know I didn't.

Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

Gee, thanks. :mad:

You write awesome poetry.

Thanks, but that doesn't change the fact that people don't like me!!! :crying2:

I like you. Your 10X cooler than Javier. And besides, there cannot be TWO Devil-Man's. Either he is me, or no one else here.

Roto13
01-28-2007, 05:34 AM
You're not Devil Man.

escobert
01-28-2007, 05:39 AM
QUOTE PYRAMID FTW

Psychotic
01-28-2007, 05:43 AM
No more quote pyramids you horrible little maggots!

Oh and I guess I should probably say no more spam too :monster:

Posts will be deleted. :jess:

JAVIER
01-28-2007, 06:11 AM
No more quote pyramids you horrible little maggots!

Oh and I guess I should probably say no more spam too :monster:

Posts will be deleted. :jess:

please do not delete my posts psycotic, friends :)

Owen Macwere
01-28-2007, 06:22 AM
I can't believe you already have 5 PAGES!!!!!!! EOFF members are getting so friendly lately. :(

Well, welcome here, I hope you learn how to walk soon, bud.

Momiji
01-28-2007, 06:27 AM
I can't believe you already have 5 PAGES!!!!!!! EOFF members are getting so friendly lately. :(

Well, welcome here, I hope you learn how to walk soon, bud.

This has to be a newbie record.

Ramza Beoulve
01-28-2007, 07:44 AM
¬.¬ un mexicano más... bueno, al menos sigo siendo el único mexicano en EOFF que de hecho sigue viviendo en México :D...... bueno, por lo menos eso creo :riiight:

Translation (for fools) =

¬.¬ one more mexican... well, at least I'm still the only mexican in EOFF that actually lives in México:D... Well, that's what I believe :riiight:

EDIT: I was thinking in french at the moment :riiight:

Jowy
01-28-2007, 07:56 AM
*translation

WELL NOW IT'S NOT FUNNY BECAUSE YOU EDITED YOUR POST. :monster:

theundeadhero
01-28-2007, 08:49 AM
Hello. I make a horrible gift. I'll pee all over the plants.

Jojee
01-28-2007, 09:50 AM
*skips first 4 pages* Are you related to Jaffar?

Has that been said already? :o

NeoCracker
01-28-2007, 09:56 AM
He's a hybrid of Devil MAn, Jaffar, and the dude who's hiding out in your garbage.

theundeadhero
01-28-2007, 10:04 AM
Sneak King?

NeoCracker
01-28-2007, 10:12 AM
Sneak King?

Who else?

boys from the dwarf
01-28-2007, 11:27 AM
best newb thread i've ever seen.

you speak pretty good english. i can understand most of what you say.

I hope this guy hangs around for a while.

What languages do you speak Javier? perhaps theres a good online translator that can help if you dont understand some people.

:twak: wrong one. i meant :beer:

Polaris
01-28-2007, 12:05 PM
Welcome :D

and stay away from me

I Am Stoner
01-28-2007, 12:16 PM
Hiya JAVIER dude person.

Remember, the STONER TURTLES are your friends.:D

Quindiana Jones
01-28-2007, 12:52 PM
Heeeeere comes the equestrian statue!
Prancing up and down the square!
Little old ladies stop and saaaaay "Weeeeeeell, I declare!"

Hello.

Tempest
01-28-2007, 01:36 PM
Hello JAVIER and welcome to EoFF.

Rocket Edge
01-28-2007, 02:15 PM
Hello & welcome to EoFF.

Tifa's Real Lover(really
01-28-2007, 04:34 PM
this thread should go in the archive when its done :cool:

Markus. D
01-28-2007, 04:58 PM
Well, he just left anyway. All that's going on in IRC is how much I'm talking about vomiting after drinking~!

We could have a discussion on that, though ihavent puked yet tonight >.> But im planning on ordering pizza, and pizza + tequila = puke.

But anyway, Welcome JAVIER.

I clearly have no humour as I found it as bad as... you know who is here...

Roto13
01-28-2007, 05:07 PM
this thread should go in the archive when its done :cool:

Now that you said that, it'll never happen. :P

Tifa's Real Lover(really
01-28-2007, 05:10 PM
whattttttttt rip, atleast he should get best member :cool:

Breine
01-28-2007, 06:52 PM
Welcome to EoFF :)

I know this probably has been said several times, but you remind me of a certain Devil Man - and this newbie thread is spamtastically long :choc2:

Vincent, Thunder God
01-28-2007, 07:15 PM
This is just to show how many people agree with me about Javier being the new Devil Man.


I hereby proclaim that Javier is the Mexican Devil Man.

The overuse of smilies, the obsession with women... and something about his writing reminds me of Devil Man.


Oh god, another Devil Man :rolleyes2


He's a hybrid of Devil MAn, Jaffar, and the dude who's hiding out in your garbage.


Welcome to EoFF :)

I know this probably has been said several times, but you remind me of a certain Devil Man - and this newbie thread is spamtastically long :choc2:

Owen Macwere
01-28-2007, 07:21 PM
Devil Man had decent grammer!. Also, he was more direct, this guy is mysterious. hmmmm....

Avarice-ness
01-28-2007, 07:26 PM
This is just to show how many people agree with me about Javier being the new Devil Man.


I hereby proclaim that Javier is the Mexican Devil Man.

The overuse of smilies, the obsession with women... and something about his writing reminds me of Devil Man.


Oh god, another Devil Man :rolleyes2


He's a hybrid of Devil MAn, Jaffar, and the dude who's hiding out in your garbage.


Welcome to EoFF :)

I know this probably has been said several times, but you remind me of a certain Devil Man - and this newbie thread is spamtastically long :choc2:

Agree'd!

Welcome new guy, Zozo gives you great blessings of pickles!. :pickle: :pickle: :pickle:

Vincent, Thunder God
01-28-2007, 07:26 PM
Devil Man had decent grammer!. Also, he was more direct, this guy is mysterious. hmmmm....

Personally, I think Javier is not who he pretends to be. For someone who apparently can't write proper English and can't find out how to change his avatar, he seems to know a lot more about forum use than he should.

He's already linked to other sites, he's been using smilies that can only be accessed far down the smilie list, and his painfully error-filled writing is almost always as ridiculously goofy as it could possibly be, as if he's doing it on purpose as a caricature of a real person. It's all rather fishy.

Furthermore, if you read his posts you will probably recognize that the structure, despite being poorly written, is a lot like Devil Man's.

I could be wrong of course, but there's something fishy about this guy. It could possibly be Devil Man.

Leeza
01-28-2007, 07:29 PM
Okay. I think we've had enough Devil Man posts in this thread.

Vikeve
01-28-2007, 07:30 PM
Devil Man had decent grammer!. Also, he was more direct, this guy is mysterious. hmmmm....

Personally, I think Javier is not who he pretends to be. For someone who apparently can't write proper English and can't find out how to change his avatar, he seems to know a lot more about forum use than he should.

He's already linked to other sites, he's been using smilies that can only be accessed far down the smilie list, and his painfully error-filled writing is almost always as ridiculously goofy as it could possibly be, as if he's doing it on purpose as a caricature of a real person. It's all rather fishy.

Furthermore, if you read his posts you will probably recognize that the structure, despite being poorly written, is a lot like Devil Man's.

I could be wrong of course, but there's something fishy about this guy.


I agree... hello Devil Man.

fire_of_avalon
01-28-2007, 07:32 PM
Dear Jerks.

What did Leeza say earlier about cutting the crap with the Devil Man comments? Oh that's right. She said to cut the crap.

So cut the crap. If you want to speculate on Devil Man, do it in your PMs and quit your mean old hijacking of JAVIER's thread. Jerks.

Hi JAVIER. Welcome to the forums. Have a good time. :D

Jowy
01-28-2007, 07:37 PM
* forums.eyesonff.com is now known as forums.salemwitchtrials.edu

8-)

Ramza Beoulve
01-28-2007, 08:18 PM
*translation

WELL NOW IT'S NOT FUNNY BECAUSE YOU EDITED YOUR POST. :monster:

Well, actually, that's the funny part :rolleyes2

Roto13
01-28-2007, 08:31 PM
* forums.eyesonff.com is now known as forums.salemwitchtrials.edu

8-)

So it would seem.

Sorry staff, but I want to make one more Devil Man post and then I'll stop, hmmkay?

JAVIER IS NOT DEVIL MAN

I emailed Devil Man and asked him.

I showed him this thread.

He agrees with me.

You're all retarded.

Devil Man is not Javier. Javier is not Devil Man. Devil Man is also not Kenji, and vice versa. Devil Man was that bad girl account. That bad girl account is banned. Devil Man is gone and he's probably not coming back.

STOP RUINING THE AWESOME NEW MEMBER THREAD! :mad2:

Thank you and goodnight.

The Mog Ninja
01-29-2007, 10:03 AM
how could u guys be welcoming this guy? ugh. id be saying more but i dont feel like being banned just yet

fire_of_avalon
01-29-2007, 12:39 PM
KingdomHeartsKing, we're not gonna ask you to like everybody on the forums, but we are going to make you respect every member here. If you don't have anything nice to say, especially in a newbie thread, it's best to keep your mouth shut and move along.

oddler
01-30-2007, 12:30 AM
*opens his mouth super-duper, like yawn-style, wide because he has plenty of nice things to say*

Welcome. :)

Eiko Guy
01-30-2007, 12:51 AM
We all know kenji isn't devil man. Javier on the otherhand. His story doesn't add up. I came to america and blah blah blah. He could have been here before in mexico. But w/e I guess it could be javier. Devil man would lie about it if you asked him I'm sure

Edit by Psychotic: We asked you nicely. Now it's time to break out the ol' size 7.

FOR THE LOVE OF CID AND ALL THAT IS HOLY WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE STOP TALKING ABOUT DEVIL MAN?!

oddler
01-30-2007, 01:08 AM
My word, outlaw, that is some big-ass font.

Hey, Javier, don't you think that is some big-ass font?

NeoCracker
01-30-2007, 04:59 AM
I miss Javier already.

And Psy, I'll assume that was a Rhetorical Question, as I have thought up many lame and slightly amuzing answers for it.

Someone should write Javier a theme song.

Bunny
01-30-2007, 05:23 AM
Super-teen extraordinaire
Javier! Javier!
Runs around in underwear
Javier! Javier!

Rescues Washington D.C.
Javier! Javier!
Unless something better's on TV
Javier! Javier!

His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Javier! Javier!

Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace

He turned into the Javier
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic

His home base is the Jaivalair
Javier! Fricassee!
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
Javier! Chimpanzee!

Rides around in the Javiermobile
Javier! Freakazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal
Javiera me! Javiera you!

He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this station
If not, we'll be unemployed
Javier! Javier!
Jaiver!!!

NeoCracker
01-30-2007, 05:27 AM
While the effort was minimal, that was entertaining.

fire_of_avalon
01-30-2007, 10:25 AM
Super-teen extraordinaire
Javier! Javier!
Runs around in underwear
Javier! Javier!

Rescues Washington D.C.
Javier! Javier!
Unless something better's on TV
Javier! Javier!

His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Javier! Javier!

Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace

He turned into the Javier
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic

His home base is the Jaivalair
Javier! Fricassee!
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
Javier! Chimpanzee!

Rides around in the Javiermobile
Javier! Freakazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal
Javiera me! Javiera you!

He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this station
If not, we'll be unemployed
Javier! Javier!
Jaiver!!!

Bunny is my favorite ever.

Owen Macwere
01-30-2007, 03:06 PM
I found some guy in Deviant art and his name was Javier, his work was really great. I am jealous. Is he your twin???. :D

Christmas
01-30-2007, 03:08 PM
It is time to rename the site to Eyes on Javier and plz admin him for the greater good. :bigsmile:

Bart's Friend Milhouse
01-30-2007, 03:13 PM
Four famous Javier's from the world of sport

Javier Mascherano (west ham soccer player)
Javier Moreno (tennis umpire)
Javier Saviola (Barcelona soccer player)
Javier Portillo (Real Madrid soccer player on loan to second division spanish side Gimnàstic de Tarragona)

Mo-Nercy
01-30-2007, 03:18 PM
Javier is cool. Clearly not Devil Man.

*zing zing*

Jowy
01-30-2007, 03:20 PM
Devil Man should be word filtered to skulls imho because I'm sick of hearing about him/her. :count:

NeoCracker
01-30-2007, 05:45 PM
Devil Man should be filtered with Javier instead.

Leeza
01-30-2007, 06:36 PM
How many times do y'all have to be asked to refrain from hijacking this thread with Devil Man? I'm sure JAVIER is going to be very pleased that y'all got his thread closed.