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oddler
02-03-2007, 04:11 AM
What is actually the coolest?

Buckets, Ice Cubes, Mini-refridgerators, Non-lick Envelopes, Keys, Weedwhackers, Folding Tables, Wheelbarrows, Rubber Duckies, or Barrels?

If you don't vote, you don't count. :tongue:

Jessweeee♪
02-03-2007, 04:12 AM
Non-Lick Envelopes D:

oddler
02-03-2007, 04:13 AM
You must vote, fool. ;)

Meat Puppet
02-03-2007, 04:14 AM
Keys, I guess. There is contest, though. A lot of it.

escobert
02-03-2007, 04:14 AM
Weedwhackers

oddler
02-03-2007, 04:16 AM
Contest indeed, there is a lot of...

Weedwhackers takes the lead!

Erdrick Holmes
02-03-2007, 04:21 AM
Milkshake Tadpoles.

Christmas
02-03-2007, 04:21 AM
SEPHIROTHISHERE. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=24068)

Shlup
02-03-2007, 04:26 AM
I was going to stick with folding tables, but, damn, non-lick envelopes is a good one. I'll have to think on this one.

oddler
02-03-2007, 04:29 AM
Then think if you must but only the voters matter!

Shlup
02-03-2007, 04:30 AM
I'll show you who matters, you breast.

Odaisť Gaelach
02-03-2007, 04:32 AM
Rubber duckies. :love:

oddler
02-03-2007, 04:33 AM
Rubber Duckies enters the fray and apparently I'm a breast. :tongue:

Psychotic
02-03-2007, 05:19 AM
What, no lightbulbs? :tongue:

oddler
02-03-2007, 05:21 AM
No lightbulbs, sadly. But, hail! Ice Cubes aplenty!

Freya
02-03-2007, 05:21 AM
Rubber duckies of course!

oddler
02-03-2007, 05:22 AM
O ho! It seems that Weedwhackers may not be all they're cracked up to be, yes?

Psychotic
02-03-2007, 05:28 AM
No lightbulbs, sadly. But, hail! Ice Cubes aplenty!Ice cubes have never broken BoB's hand.

oddler
02-03-2007, 05:39 AM
Aye, if this was a contest of best things that have ever broken BoB's hand, then lightbulbs may have very well been an option. Alas, these are the top ten coolest things according to BoB himself and, though you press upon me with all your might, lightbulbs is not a choice.

Shoot, it's not even capitalized, Psy! :tongue:

kikimm
02-03-2007, 06:44 AM
Screw non-lick envelopes. Licking envelopes is something that I immensely enjoy, and truly, I look forward to it. Almost as fun as writing in the card inside.

Wheelbarrows.

~*~Celes~*~
02-03-2007, 06:52 AM
rubber duckies!

oddler
02-03-2007, 07:23 AM
Screw non-lick envelopes. Licking envelopes is something that I immensely enjoy, and truly, I look forward to it. Almost as fun as writing in the card inside.

Wheelbarrows.

Wisdom I say! A noble answer.

Rubber Duckies seems to be the star quarterback at the moment.

NeoCracker
02-03-2007, 08:07 AM
This I find to be a vital Issue. It is well known that things "Uncool" or "Noobish" have no relevance to the matters. We must do things about the Folding Tables, Barrals, and buckets to better our lives. It is clear that the most acceptable thing for us is none other than the Rubber Duckie. Now while being of Paramount importance, the Rubber Duckie is not the only one important. The Wheel Barrows, Ice Bubes, Keys, and WeedWhackers All hold a place in our hearts and minds. I will fight for all of these things for you.

Vote Corncracker.

oddler
02-03-2007, 08:31 AM
Can there be no stopping the Rubber Duckies? With half the votes, it seems unlikely that anything else can gain a victory. If BoB showed, surely he would shine light with insane genious upon something that is cooler than all on the list...

Bart's Friend Milhouse
02-03-2007, 11:15 AM
Keys are the coolest

Levian
02-03-2007, 11:18 AM
Yes, keys are awesome. Maybe I've played too much Zelda and Resident Evil, though.

Captain Maxx Power
02-03-2007, 12:03 PM
Where's the Bruce Campbell option?

Anaisa
02-03-2007, 02:19 PM
It's the Duckies of course.

Chloe.
02-03-2007, 02:37 PM
Rubber Duckies. :tongue:

Rocket Edge
02-03-2007, 02:47 PM
Keys of course. Slide & turn ftw.

oddler
02-03-2007, 05:02 PM
With a new sun come new votes. It appears that Barrels, Keys, and Ice Cubes now have their admirers. Rubber Duckies just will not accept defeat, though.

Somehow, Bruce Campbell has been recognized as being the coolest thing and the lack of a deserving option has upset a voter! If a certain Senior Site Staff/Administrator/Chocobo were to edit the poll options, I'm sure this voter would be more content...

BarelySeeAtAll
02-03-2007, 05:21 PM
why, rubber duckies of coarse

oddler
02-03-2007, 06:50 PM
Could Buckets or Folding Tables ever make a comeback considering their dire lack of votes thus far?

I doubt it.

But who's to say what the coolest thing really is?

Rengori
02-03-2007, 08:38 PM
Mini fridge, no question.

oddler
02-03-2007, 09:41 PM
There obviously is a question and Mini-Refridgerators doesn't seem to be the answer at this time, Sprite Guy.

What is actually the coolest? <-- This guy seriously makes it a question. :tongue:

Evastio
02-03-2007, 09:48 PM
How come wheelbarrows didn't get much votes? :confused:

Rengori
02-03-2007, 10:35 PM
What is actually the coolest? <-- This guy seriously makes it a question. :tongue:

A mini freezer?

Steve
02-04-2007, 12:58 PM
hmm Keys are cool I mean a leathal weapon in the right hands, and entry to your house or other locked things. Not to mention sometimes your keys will work on someone elses front door too like before my friend around the corner moved out and my front door got changed my keys opened his house I remember us just going around and letting ourselves in to his house and his mom didn't mind. (they had sky TV)

Rubber duckies plainly suck in my humblest of opinions I mean what is their point? to be shoved painfully head first up someone's bum?

Ice cubes these are the real contest for the keys here in my opinion, they can be used to cool your drink on hot days (though leave them too long and you just get a watery drink) they're good for swollen injuries too such as broken bones and stuff, they can help the depressed through their self harm problems as whilst holding one untill it has completely melted in your clenched fist can hurt like hell it is not ever going to leave a scar. They can also be used for the naughty stuff to make it feel very different or special and that is always good.

Ice cube victory in my opinion.

Jojee
02-04-2007, 07:50 PM
Ice cubes of course. :3 And for those of you who voted mini fridge, shame on you! You can make a mini fridge out of ice cubes ^_^

oddler
02-05-2007, 01:39 AM
How come wheelbarrows didn't get much votes? :confused:

I was wondering the same thing.


A mini freezer?

A valiant effort.


Ice cubes!

:choc2:

The Summoner of Leviathan
02-05-2007, 02:36 AM
Keys.

Anaisa
02-05-2007, 12:08 PM
Rubber duckies plainly suck in my humblest of opinions I mean what is their point? to be shoved painfully head first up someone's bum?No! That's not what they're for! They're to look cute in the bath.

Mikztsu
02-05-2007, 12:34 PM
Weedwhackers are clearly superiour to everything else.

Crikey, now I miss Del Snizz. Any chance he still spends time on #EoFF these days?

oddler
02-05-2007, 05:36 PM
Keys.

'K.


No! That's not what they're for! They're to look cute in the bath.

Do cool people really take baths? That would be a question for sephirothishere.


Weedwhackers are clearly superiour to everything else.

I would be obliged to believe you but you stuck a U in superior. :tongue:

Bunny
02-05-2007, 05:39 PM
Buckets of ice cubes placed inside a mini-refridgerator which itself is placed inside a very large barrel covered with Non-lick envelopes under a lock that can only be opened by a specific set of keys. The barrel is placed on a folding table next to a weedwhacker and wheelbarrow filled to the brim with rubber duckies.

Mikztsu
02-05-2007, 06:16 PM
I would be obliged to believe you but you stuck a U in superior. :tongue:


Damn right I did, and I'm proud of it.

oddler
02-05-2007, 08:50 PM
Buckets of ice cubes placed inside a mini-refridgerator which itself is placed inside a very large barrel covered with Non-lick envelopes under a lock that can only be opened by a specific set of keys. The barrel is placed on a folding table next to a weedwhacker and wheelbarrow filled to the brim with rubber duckies.

Now that you put it into perspective, perhaps I should have voted for Folding Tables.
No, nevermind. I'm quite content with my vote.