Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[jammi567]

i've seen it on the final fantasy vii forum, but not here. so here it is:

why does Rinoa fancy Squall?

[Twilight Edge]

Because she likes emos.

How do you aquire Irvine's gun(for your own use)?

[jammi567]

by deleting him from the game memory

what's up with Ultimcia?

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Who?

What's up with Ultimecia?

[jammi567]

:p

She's just paranoid

Why does Zell have to go all around the world to do one punch?

[thegirth]

(yay i inspired someone)

he had to learn from various masters of the world

who is squall

[jammi567]

the main antagonest of the story

is zell gay?

[vorpal blade]

the main antagonest of the story

is zell gay?

Of course! Why else would he be so attracted to phallic foods like hot dogs so much?

How many girls does Irvine get?

[Slade]

One and a half.

How many guys does Irvine get?

[nik0tine]

none because he's straight lol

Why is big bad rascal so bad?

[Cezanzo]

Because he sleeps with Zell

Why does Squall think he's a lion?

[Twilight Edge]

Because he has the word Lion all over him.

What's the connection between a squall and a lion?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

They both have low verbal skills.

Why those Ultimacia's character doesn't cut it for one of the best FF games?

[jammi567]

Because she isn't male, have silver hair or have a Murmusine...:rolleyes2

When did Zell find out he was gay?

[Mercen-X]

Squall told him when they woke up together.

Why wasn't Sephiroth in this game?

[jammi567]

becuse he is an overrated bastard who doesn't deserve to take the show from the other final fantasy villians.

why is Ultimcia so absesed with time?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Because FF7 isn't crap without him and Squall proved he wasn't gay by killing him. Zell was just hollusonating.:cool:

Why does so many poeple playa hate on my dog Squall?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

becuse he is an overrated bastard who doesn't deserve to take the show from the other final fantasy villians.

why is Ultimcia so absesed with time?

Dammit!!! You answered it before me!!!

But still, why do people playa hate on my dog Squall?

[Cledarius]

Well, he's a dog you say, that's enough to hate him! he also is a bad dog that pees on the floor.

Why wasn't Yuffie in the game?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Because yuffie is the girl kinda dog.

Why y'all can't face the fact that Squall is a P.I.M.P?

[Polaris]

Because he doesn't admit hes gay!

Why Rinoa's friend with a blus shirt always have stomach pains?!

[jammi567]

Because he's a crap robot from the future, and is trying to act real.

How do i get the Ranarock earlier then disk three?

[Dr. Acula]

Hack into the game's master system so you can control th boat that takes you to Dollet for the first mission. Take it to FH, walk to Esthar, do the space part early, and voila! You have the Ragnarok!

Why isn't Selphie the main character?

[Takara]

She was supposed to be originally but Squall sulked so much they made him the main character instead.

What's Edea's secret to prevent her breasts from sagging, despite her age?

[Twilight Edge]

Slow spell.

How do see Zell and the pigtail girl's wedding ceremony?

[jammi567]

you can't, because he's gay.

why does Gardenhave a flying mechanism?

[Mercen-X]

why is Ultimcia so obsesed with time?
Because she damned old!


why does Gardenhave a flying mechanism?
Because it is tehshiznits.

becuse he is an overrated bastard who doesn't deserve to take the show from the other final fantasy villians.
Does he mean Kefka or Ultimecia?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

No, he means the overrated bastard from FF7. If you don't know him, why are you on this web site?

My dog Squall is a P.I.M.P to the fullest. Ya' just mad 'cause he got Rinoa in the back of the garden and the end huh?

[Mercen-X]

Because some people are real stupid.

Does Sephiroth try to steal the show from Kefka or Ultimecia?

[jammi567]

no, because in their ager, they blocked their worlds so that no-one from ffvii could get in.

How do i get the Lionhart?

[Cledarius]

Just kill a Lion to get it's heart!

what's the difference between Odine and Odin?

[jammi567]

none, as both kill randomly.

who does Quitus fancy?

[Mercen-X]

My mohawk despite the fact that neither of us knows who Quitus is.

When jimmy cracks corn, who cares?

Squall. He'a big fan of Korn.

Where's the lobby aboard the Ragnarok?

Somewhere in Rinoa.

If a PuPu lands his flying saucer in the forest, does it make trouble for humans?

[jammi567]

no, as he would've destroyed all humans.

i can't get Pulse ammo.

[thegirth]

good question

hows life?

[esterix]

great.

how would seed know whether you saved the dog or not?

[jammi567]

by looking mat the gore on the machines foot.

How's Rinoa's life.

[Twilight Edge]

On the verge of emo-ing down.

Will Selphie prefer normal trains or will she prefer Doomtrain?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Doomtrain, we all know how she likes to blow things to smithereens.

What other casual clothes does Squall have?

[jammi567]

He wears casual clothes!

Is Zell stupid?

[snakebyte91]

yes

can i get my own ragnarock?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Of course, you can. Just go use the toilet.:cool:

A'yo, what'sup with Triba Garden?

[jammi567]

it's just an excuse to use missiles on.

how is Ultimcia stupid?

[snakebyte91]

if she was smart like edea she could have used slow on herself to live longer.

whats the point of the lunar cry?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

So, Ivrine can get a visit from hie momma.:cool:

Why Adel look like a tranvestite?

[snakebyte91]

she liked men so much she decided to look like one.

if squall is an emo how comes he got seifer to cut him instead of doing it himself?

[jammi567]

because he's too fricking lazy.

why don't people like Irvine much?

[Pouring Rain]

Because he's a giant flirt and can't get laid.

What's so romantic about Seifer's "ROMANTIC dream"?

[jammi567]

he wants sex with Squall

is Selphanie as thick as the game makes her out to be?

[loza]

YES:rolleyes2

why are the chocobo's gay in this game, yet have babys :eyebrow: ?

[Twilight Edge]

WHA??

Is Seifer also emo when he let Squall cut him back?

[snakebyte91]

yes they wanted to be gay and emo together.

what is a gunblade?!?!?!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

It's this requirment you need to be emo.

How does Xu get around so easily?

[jammi567]

Shes a sorceress and can teleport around

zell and ?

[snakebyte91]

zell is gay its the answer to all the questions about him

why dont other seed member use gfs??

[Twilight Edge]

Becasue they are so weak they forget it the instant after they use them.

If you compare Ellone to Rinoa, who is t3h s3x for Squall?

[Gabranth]

neither; its all about the seifer sex, baby.


someone take my question

[jammi567]

Does Seifer want anal sex with Squall before or after he's had it with Zell?

[Rocket Edge]

Seifer has no ball's to begin with.

Does Squall log onto EoFF daily?

[jammi567]

Yes. n fact, he was the one who founded it .

why is Lagrana(?) such a dick?

[Twilight Edge]

Who?

Why is Laguna such a dick?

[Cledarius]

He's sad because he can't be a pussy, so he decides to be a dick!

Are Ward and Kyros a couple?

[jammi567]

yes, with Ward being the woman

who's Zells boyfriend?

[Twilight Edge]

Any boy is his boyfriend.

How do you compare Squall's emo-ness to Seifer's emo-ness?

[Fatal Impurity]

one listens to bullet for my valentine (get it lol) the other listens to green day

do you think adel and ultimecia ever had a thing

[jammi567]

Possibly, when Adel was two.

Who is Quitis(?) boyfriend?

[esterix]

laguna. since she can't get his son anyway.

why does rinoa keep touching her chest?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

:cool: Hehehe...Let your imagination free ya' heard me.

What sup with the GF Cactuar and Toneberry?

[Twilight Edge]

To make things cute and cuddly! :D

What's up with Gilgamesh's sword obsession?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

He likes long, rough, and sharp objects. XD

Will Fujin and Raijin ever get together?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

They can't. Seifer already smashin' Fuijin.

What'sup with Seifer beating Odin?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Eh, he got lucky, and Odin just arrived after getting back from a party at Galbadia Garden.

When will Ultimecia ever learm that time is not her tool?

[Fatal Impurity]

nah she goes by the the principle that "time waits for no man" hence she goes out to get it!

why has this thread turned into aload of obligatory squall/seifer gay jokes?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Because the non fan of FF8 hatin'

But seriously, why do y'all don't like my dog Squall?

[jammi567]

Because it looks like the last form of Ultimecia

how do people know Zell is gay?

[Hazzard]

People are actually wrong and he aint gay, just in their imaginations...

Why is Selphie always so energetic, and spunky?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

She's attracting Irvine gay ass knowing his gay. *sign* Women. Always trying to change a man.:eep:


What'sup with Selphie's last limit break "THE END"?:confused:

[jammi567]

well, it's to make people believe that it kills your characters, and that you have to start again

why are Seifer and Squall always figting?

[Fatal Impurity]

Its not fighting its foreplay!

How come seifer is fishing with fujin and rajin at the end of FF8?

[Hazzard]

The three of them are treasure hunting..and Raijin is just chillin with Fuijin...

How would you feel if Cid ever went into your party?

[Dr. Acula]

I'd feel bitter remorse about not managing to kill his wife. (If I had, he wouldn't have joined my party!)

Who reckons that Pervine should just fall into a big pit of fire and die? Because I don't.

[jammi567]

Well, i do.

have Squall, Seifer and Zell ever had a two on one?

[Dragonface]

They do the conco line instead.

If Squall IS gay then why (and How did) he has Aerith for his wife?

[esterix]

revenge on cloud for having a better limit break than he does.

what on earth did seifer see in rinoa?

[Twilight Edge]

The *beep*.

Is the wall lucky?

[jammi567]

yes, in the same way that the number 13 is

who's prettier: zell or squall?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

...No comment. :eep:

In 5 years from the end of the game, what do you see Squall doing for a career?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Doing what he doing now. Pimpin' Rinoa.

What'sup with GF Siren. Y'all think GF Diablo hittin' that?:cool:

[Hazzard]

Nahh...Diablos has his eye on Ifrit, and seems to think he's hot

Why didnt Quistis just ask Squall out?

[jammi567]

he wasn't her type

would Irvine ever do a pimp job?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Of course he would. Pimpin' tranvestites...gay:eep:

A'yo, who else besides me thinks that Quistis weapons also a sex toy?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

...nope, just you.

What does Selphie do with her spare time besides working on the Festival?

[Comet]

Spank herself and insert her numchucks up her...

Is she a virgin? Did SHE BLEED?

[Hazzard]

Yeah...Zell hit that time ago...

Why cant Fujin just offer herself to Rajin...Cause she obviously wants a piece of his cake...!!??

[TyphoonThaReapa]

His cake huh? Well, black men seem to have that effect on women. Hehehe...:cool:


A'yo, why would you ask if Selphie is a virgin? Of course she not! So why?

[jammi567]

Because they want to pimp a virgin and lose their viginity together

is Squall a goth?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Nah son. He be bumbin' that Rap in the car 24/7 ya' heard me!!!:cool:

What's up with GF Pademonium?

[Hazzard]

Nothings up with Pandemonium, its always down.

Is Kiros gay?

[~Cloud Strife~]

Yeh with ward

What does Cid do in his spare time?

[Comet]

He tries raping Edea.

Has Rinoa ever fingered herself?

[jammi567]

No, because she's such a malteser

Has Selphanie?

[Hazzard]

Selphie gets Quistis to finger her, when she bored

Did master Norg have a little crush on Edea?

[Comet]

Yeah but when he tried to finger her she exploded.

Yeah, and what did Cid do?

[thegirth]

A'yo, who else besides me thinks that Quistis weapons also a sex toy?
im with ya on that one brutha

cid turned him into the weird thing that he is when we fight him

what was he before that?

[Hazzard]

He was a young diplomat, who had secret affairs with Edea, behind Cid's back...

Why did Zell have to wait like 6 months to eat a hotdog?

[jammi567]

He had to wait six months because it was that long before he could tell anyone he was gay

Where does Ultimecia fit int all this?

[Angelroo]

Ultimecia is a fine example of why Kefka should not be teaching make-up classes...

What did Norg do in that basement all day anyhow?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

That depends. Is he gay or straight?

[jammi567]

For a change, he's straight........................................with Zell

how did we manage to talk about sex in the first place?

[thegirth]

cause, all of us are nerds who cant really get laid so we had to seek out forums like this to make ourselves feel loved, and talking about sex makes us feel better

who is seifer

[jammi567]

(nice answer :D)

a pimp, with both men and women alike

why haven't we seen a nightclub?

[Comet]

Because the game is always in daytime.

Apart from when Zell and them lot played in FH. What happened there, exactly?

[Hazzard]

They just played music, thats it

When Irvine was alone with Selphie, i wonder what them two got up to?

[jammi567]

Anal sex, nornal sex, dildo sex...

why isn't there a nightclub in Deling city?

[Hazzard]

It attracts hoes

Why didnt Zell want people to come into his 'sacred' room?

[~Cloud Strife~]

He was hiding gay porn

Is Zell's mother a lesbian?

[Hazzard]

Nahhh, she had a little summin summin with that old fella who lived next door.

So what ever happened to Edea's garden?

[Twilight Edge]

Ulti's castle suspension chains of DOOM devoured it to dead grass.

Is Ultimecia a crow?

[jammi567]

no, just a cow

why is Deling city always in pernament darkness?

[Hazzard]

It got taken over by the heartless from KH...

Whats Ultimecia's goal in life?

[jammi567]

To create oversized plotholes and game loops

where is the world?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

cause, all of us are nerds who cant really get laid so we had to seek out forums like this to make ourselves feel loved, and talking about sex makes us feel better

A'yo, speak for yourself ya' heard me! I and besides, me and a couple of others are the only one not constantly talking about whos gay and whos straight. Anyway...to answer to the top question, this world is in located in hell...tight.:cool:

A'yo, why can't we get Apocalypes magic like normal magic?

[Aerith's Knight]

To create oversized plotholes and game loops

where is the world?

its a suprise

what kind of gel do they use?

[Twilight Edge]

Brylcream.

How is apocalypse apocalyptic?

[Mercen-X]

A'yo, why can't we get Apocalypes magic like normal magic?
Because it's too much for you to handle

How is apocalypse apocalyptic?
it's apocalyptic by way of an apocalypse mediocrery that eats small planets in winterscape.

Why, oh why, oh why, why, why, why, why . . .?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

*Imatating a pokemon* Why not!:cool:

A'yo, what'sup with that last question?

[jammi567]

I think they've gone dilutional from trying to understand the story

is Squall an official goth?

[~Cloud Strife~]

Yeh, goths rule =D

Rinoa = slut?

[Hazzard]

no, Rinoa= slaps Hazzard's butt

So what's in these hotdogs, that Zell Dincht likes so badly?

[jammi567]

cum

How far into the future go the group travel?

[Comet]

2 days into the future :eek:

So like, did Irvine ever get to f*** selphie after all...?

[jammi567]

Errr, yeah, that's why she's so excited on the Ranarock at the end of disk three. And it wasn't because the drugs (she'd forgotten to take them that morning)

could Irvines gun kill Omega?

[Twilight Edge]

Yes, by measuring his pulse.

Wny does Irvine act cool?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Because he live on the top of Broke Back Montain...not cool.

A'yo, what sup with Shumi Village? Why they ain't in the main game?

[Cookie]

They're ugly

Why is Irvine a cowboy but there's no cows?

[jammi567]

Because, like the poster above said, he came from Brokeback mountain.

If Zell is a druggy, what does that make Selphanie?

[Cookie]

Who?

Who's Selphanie?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

over sexually active...

A'yo, I bet we can get a lot of pork chops out of Catoblepas huh?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Who?

Who's Selphanie?

Dammit you answered before me...

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Who?

Who's Selphanie?

A secret character that takes the place of Selphie.

How can you get Rinoa's wings to stay visible outside of battle?

[Cledarius]

Kill her outside of battle.

What's the difference between a cactuar?

[Mercen-X]

So what's in these hotdogs, that Zell Dincht likes so badly?


...
You're gonna get yourself banned, yo.
[QUOTE=Cledarius;2105920]What's the difference between a cactuar?a cactuar and a what?

How many differences are there really between Squall and Laguna?

[Cookie]

Wang size is one thing

Why is NORG so different to all the other Shumis?

[jammi567]

[quote=jammi567;2105117]...
You're gonna get yourself banned, yo.
i've done that in most of these threads, and it hasn't done me any harm yet

Because he's so fuc*ing obease

Why do people spell character names wrong? :rolleyes2 (:D)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

He fell in some radioactive dog s***

A'yo, why is it that ellone has the power to send poeple into different time periods but not consider a Sorceress?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

[quote=jammi567;2105117]...
You're gonna get yourself banned, yo.
i've done that in most of these threads, and it hasn't done me any harm yet

Because he's so fuc*ing obease

Why do people spell character names wrong? :rolleyes2 (:D)

Dammit! You answered before me!:mad:

[jammi567]

hahahahahahaha! :D ;)

because she actually uses a fux compasitor

how can Squall speak to people in memories?

[Cookie]

He are psychic, in addition to this Typhoon should be schooled on using the edit button

Who will be the schooler?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, I teach myself

Edit edit edit edit edit edit edit edit edit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cool:
There. All done.

A'yo, What kind of weapon you think Squall and Seifer started out with before the gun blade?

[Cookie]

Left Hand: Gun
Right: Potato

Why does Irvine suck so much?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Exprience from being on Brokeback Mountain.

A'yo, have anyone seen Shockwave Pulser while smoking weed?

[jammi567]

Exprience from being on Brokeback Mountain.

A'yo, have anyone seen Shockwave Pulser while smoking weed?
yeah, i hear it's quite an experiance

Should Irvine and Zell be partners?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

That's two different worlds man. Irvine BrokeBack and Zell over stuff hotdogs. Even gay people have standards

What'sup with the Pocketstation?!

[Cookie]

I'll answer your question with a question

Partners in crime!?!!

TYPHOON BEAT ME

Pocketstation is a way of making us spend more money >:(

Is Omega Weapon related to Ultima Weapon?

[jammi567]

Yes, they're married. Omega Wepon is actually a woman, and regually beats Ultima wepon in their weasling matches

If Omega is a woman, can she give birth?

[Twilight Edge]

Yes, she got triplets, Alpha, Beta and Gamma.

What does Leviathan look like from the inside?

[Hazzard]

It looks like old women in a health spa...

What's there to really say about shiva?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

...she really has no clothes on.

What will Selphie's new look be after she gets tired of the curled tips?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Two words...Brittany Spears...

A'yo, what'sup with the Ragnarok? Why can't it travel into outer space?

[loza]

Because it's being flown by selphie!

Whats the difference between Squall and a hamburger :eyebrow: ?

[Twilight Edge]

Squall is emo-er.

How pimped is Squall?

[Cookie]

Not much

How pimped is NORG?

[Cledarius]

Too much

Who else gets pimped?

[jammi567]

Zell and Irvine

Who's Ultimecia's mum?

[yanis]

Rinoa!!! Ulty wasn't treated good from her parents, so she always wanted to go back and kill them!!!:D

Who's NORG's mum?

[Twilight Edge]

Ma NORG.

Who's Adel's mum?

[thegirth]

Selphie, the father is of course NORG

why isnt 50 cent in this game

[yanis]

He is! You just have to revive Raine to unlock him!!!

Who is Raine?

[jammi567]

Lauguana's pimp

If she was his pimp, who's Squall's real mum?

[Twilight Edge]

Edea.

Who IS Squall's real mum?

[jammi567]

Selphie

But then, she must be older then the rest?

[Twilight Edge]

She just looks too young.

How does Selphie keep her beauty?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Go visit her room at about 11 at night, then you'll know.

How can you make Edea become a permanent party member?

[jammi567]

By killing off Rinoa and making Eda Squall's new love interest

how can i kill the stupid dog?

[Hazzard]

By licking it's lips

What is it that is so unique about FFVIII?

[jammi567]

The fact it has one of the most complicated plots ever.

If the game was real, who would Squall be?

[Twilight Edge]

A lion.

How did Edea summon those rocky lizards?

[Polaris]

She didn't summon they were hungry and wanted to devore her but then Rinoa appeared and they stared at her legs :jokey:

Why is Shiva almost naked?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Because she's not as self coincess as humans.


A'yo, What's the difference between Quistis ans Shiva besides the naked thing?

[jammi567]

They're both prostos

If Shiva's a prosto, who does she like shagging the most

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Ok, I'm guilty.:p :D :cool:

A'yo, what the difference between Squall and Ifrit?

[jammi567]

None.

What's Diabos meant to be?

[Twilight Edge]

A genie.

Why is Odin so weak against Seifer?

[thegirth]

seifer is his long lost brother

why doesnt seifer know this

[Cezanzo]

Because he met Zell and Squall. Siefer+Squall+Zell=:love: :love: :love:

What kind of shampoo does Laguna use?

[Twilight Edge]

Pantene smooth and silky.

Who uses the most hair gel in FFVIII?

[chocobo hunter]

Quistis does, also its a mandatory rule of all Gardens that instructors must wear at least 10% more than there students.

Why does Quistis attract so much male attetion in Balamb Garden

[jammi567]

She does?

what gave you that idea?

[chocobo hunter]

Her fan club the Trepies

[esterix]

cos her whip reeks of bdsm and thus drives the men nuts.

why did your party never have to visit the loo?

[Twilight Edge]

What?

Would you bow under Queen Quistis, the mistress of FF's BDSM?

[Cledarius]

erm...no. Because i don't think it would look good bowing before my tv when my girfriend enters the room.

Would Rinoa bow under Queen Quistis?

[thegirth]

nay, she would challenge thine throne

why did i stay home from skool today

[jammi567]

to try and get your head around why R=U

the castle's spooky or what?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Some Dracula type s***

A'yo, What'sup with the GF Brother's?

[Human Devil]

Their retarded cuz they pick the same thing for rock, paper, scissors.

Why does Zell have a pair Jordans on?

[jammi567]

It's to make him less gay then he already is

how can they get away with putting in a pair of branded trainers in?

[Comet]

By magic.

Why has this thread started again!?

[Twilight Edge]

Because people just couldn't bear this thread's death.

why is Meteor so weak when casted normally?

[Icerose2300]

Because it's not meant to be cast "normally"

Why is Fisherman's Horizon full of hippies?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Because, that's GOD's blind spot...

A'yo, what'sup with Tonberry and Shiva? Good couple huh?

[f f freak]

Yes. Tonberry likes to "Doink" Shiva all the time.

Who would win Squall or the tree in my garden?

[jammi567]

The tree, as Squall would be moaning about how this is such a stupid idea...etc, etc

If Zells on Squall, what's Selphie on?

[f f freak]

Quistis's throne while Rinoa and Quisty are battling over the throne.

How did Selphie get on the throne?

[scrumpleberry]

A sugar fuelled craze caused her to bounce up there with hyperactive energy and knock the reigning monarch off.

What are the onlookers of the fight thinking?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

There thinkin', Hell Yeah...

A'yo, what'sup with Siren?

[jammi567]

She's acting sexy

Why won't anyone love anyone else?

[Twilight Edge]

Because their selfish asshos.

what's up with Shiva?

[Tallulah]

Her nipples are up! :P

Why won't Squall admit his feelings for Seifer already!?

[scrumpleberry]

He's being paid to pretend to love Rinoa. Thats why there was never a sequel: he got together with Seifer after the ending.

What happens to Angelo outside of being used in battle? She's never there...:confused:

[Hazzard]

Angelo gets raped by Griever, that's why it always seems so...Distant...

[scrumpleberry]

I'll nab your question to keep this going.

Why is Rinoa so skinny?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I know. REAL sexy...:drool:

A'yo, what'sup with Laguna hitting his head on that cliff?

[Tallulah]

It didn't hurt him really, the bonehead... :p

Does Zell hide his affection for Seifer behind a veil of low-key hostility?

[jammi567]

No, Zell actually loves Squall, clearly seen when Zell knells down and rocks back and forth in front of Squall, whilst holding onto his legs.

When did Zell discover he was gay?

[Aerith's Knight]

when the hot dogs weren't enough any more

if 10 = 3 and 13 = 19, then what is the colour of rinoa's shoe?

[Sword]

when the hot dogs weren't enough any more

if 10 = 3 and 13 = 19, then what is the colour of rinoa's shoe?
I believe the answer is Germany

Why does everything turn into feathers in the FMVs?
Why did Esthar not want their Ragnarok back?

[Aerith's Knight]

because there was a loose chocobo running around, and they needed to get rid of them

because it was red.. i mean cmon.. you cant have that.. the big space aliens probably had something to do with it too

why does zell have a big a$$ tattoo on his head, instead of quistis having a tatoo on her big a$$?

[Sword]

When you say "big a$$ tatoo" do you mean a "big-a$$ tatoo" or a "big a$$-tatoo"? lol

[Aerith's Knight]

ill let you decide :)

[Takero]

I think it's a " big-a$$-tattoo "

Why doe's everyone think all the boys in this game are gay ? :(

[jammi567]

Not all the boys, just Zell.

Who does Quitis(?) want to do it off with?

[Aerith's Knight]

she wants a triangle with Cid and Edea.

who agreed that it was sick that quistis confused sisterly feelings for love.. sister/love.. i mean cmon.. what kind of family did she grow up in? just sick

[TEDDYRAY]

...Cmon, Quistis obviously harbors feelings for the opposite sex...How else do you explain misplaced sisterly love... ...Why is Riona not attracted to Irvine?..

[Twilight Edge]

She doesn't like openly-perverted men.

How does Quezacotl shoot lightning when he doesn't have a mouth?

--Aegis.

[Hyperion4444]

Because his Mother is Phoenix and his father is a giant Sea Eel.
(a stupid anwser with a touch of sence,... god, don't you just hate when it gets creepy?)

Why is Squall so down and depressed all the time, constently saying whatever and none of your business?
You would be too if you had a girlfriend like Riona!
(Rinoa: Concert, Concert, Concert, Concert...
Squall: Yeah... Whatever ''you get on my nerfs''.)
Sorry, I had to tell this...

Why did sexy Quistis made love to Squall in his room while he was sleeping?

[Aerith's Knight]

well.. teenage girls are like lumberjacks.. no wood gets wasted.

why is everyone in that game so short?

[Mercen-X]

So you wouldn't feel left out.

Why do I hate this thread?

[Aerith's Knight]

you keep insulting everyone so the feeling is mutual.

why doesnt a gunblade need reloading?

[Hyperion4444]

(I could argue about this being the gunblade don't shoot bullets while in the case clearly has some.)

I'll anwser you back with another question.

Why does Irvine never need bullets to shoot in normal attack?
Anwser them both.

[Aerith's Knight]

because its a GAME!!.. like in those old movies where a 6-round revolver can shoot 18 times without reloading.

[Hyperion4444]

Why does Squall needs to fall in love with Riona, of all the girls in the game that wants him?

[jammi567]

Because he's a total and utter prick.

Whip or nunchuck?

[Hyperion4444]

Squall's a victim of the whip, real reason why he's not with Quistis. Whip.
By the way, it's the creators of the game who are at fault.

Why is there always a black haired girl in each FFs (on PS at least.) (Because it's Japanise, but state your own.)

[Randgris]

Lack of hairdressers :D

What is Nida's gender? :D

[Hyperion4444]

guy, he doesn't wear a skirt.

What's the relation between Quistis and Xu?

[Takero]

They have absolutely no relationship during the day.

Why do I like this thread so much!?

[Tiamat3710]

because its hillarious

how did we receive the 1st weapons monthly in a dream and once we exit the dream we have it

[thegirth]

Because I came back to EoFF!

Why did I bring this thread back?


Please don't bring threads back. This game is dead. ~ShlupQuack