Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[jammi567]

i saw this on the final fantasy vii forum but not on here. so here it is:

why does Tidus have such a high voice?

[Sain Cai]

Because he really is Meg Ryan

What happens if Kimahri gets horny?

[Iceglow]

he can't because he has no horn :P

What is it with all the buckles on Lulu's dress, doesn't she ever get fraustrated if she needs to go to the loo?

[Renmiri]

No, those are for S&M with Wakka ;)
http://forums.ffproject.net/images/smilies/whipping.gif

Seymour, why do you dress like a woman ?

[jammi567]

Because he's a trans., and actually wants to be called Mary

How do both him and Wakka manage to kee their hair up like that.

[Sain Cai]

They use the same hair gel as Cloud

Better question is how wakka can keep his hair up while blitzing

[N8V_Tidus25]

sperm particles like camron diaz in "something about mary"

why do all the guado have the same last names?

[senecawolf]

they're all inbreds

How do the blitzball players breathe underwater?

[jammi567]

Through holes in their faces

Why is Tidus considered queer?

[No.78]

Because some people are stupid.

Why do they never change clothes?

[Hambone]

They do. On the pilgrimage, everyone brought a huge suitcase full of the same clothes. They put on new clothes everytime you enter a new area. :bigsmile:

Why does Auron always wear sunglasses?

[jammi567]

Because it makes him look cool.

Why does Yu-Yevon look like a bug?

[Ben]

I'm sorry, but c'mon guys, not another one of these threads, we have them in almost all the final fantasy ones...

[Albel]

Hey, its not his fault he's deformed

Why do the guado have such long arms and fingers?

[jammi567]

Because they are part elves

why does Lulu want to be a goth?

[Aqua Mage]

Because she wants to look like Amy Lee. (Lead singer of Evanescence.)

Why did Rikku choose to feed Tidus hot/spicy food?

[N8V_Tidus25]

Cuz he's mexican

why are the main characters so young?

[thegirth]

(yay im inspiration again)

because of the recent up in youth consumerism in japan

why is tidus mexican

[jammi567]

because he looks like one.

whyis Kimahri strong and silent?

[Slade]

You would be too if you'd just eaten beans for lunch.

Why is 'You Know' such a popular phrase in FFX?

[Aqua Mage]

Because the cast of FFX have lost their scripts and are hoping that you know enough to continue the storyline without their help.

Why is Blitzball played with a ball?

[Firo Volondé]

Because a cube is a lot less waterdynamic.

What happened to Tidus' other pant leg?

[thegirth]

it got eaten by jecht

why did jecht eat tidus' pantleg

[jammi567]

Because he was being a canabal...

Why does Tidus have to be a dream?

[Albel]

Because he was to good to be true

Why was Tidus the only name yo could change?

[ScottNUMBERS]

Because it was generally agreed upon by the game's creators that Tidus is a stupid name.

How come you can't change his voice?

[Mercen-X]

Because you're not a skilled actor and can't sing for audience of tone deafs.

Why don't the three girls in the groups admit to their feelings?

[jammi567]

because it would embarris them if they revealed they loved each other, after slagging off Tidua and Wakka all tis time

Why is Yunalesca an unsent?

[Renmiri]

Because she digs dead people

Whe will Yunalesca and Mika get it going ?

[jammi567]

When he accepts that he's got to give up his day job and look after any kids they have.

what's the dal with Sin?

[Renmiri]

Yu Yevon didn't put milk in Sin's morning cereal, driving it into a murderous rage

Why did Auron wear a ponytail when young ?

[jammi567]

because he was c9onsidering turning into a woman.

how do i pernamently get Seymore?

[Sain Cai]

Buy him one of Kuja's thongs for Valentine's Day....he will be yours forever.

Why cant I think of another question right now?!?

[Cledarius]

Because you're not stupid enough.

Who's more stupid, Wakka or Rikku? and why?

[jammi567]

Wakka, because he doesn't catch on that Lulu is secretly hiding her feelings for him.

Who is more bad add outof Auroon and Jecht, and why?

[Mercen-X]

Aurojet, definitely. Because he borrowed my tennis racket and ain't gave it back.

Who is my favorite anime character?

Smiley Jim.

Where is the code name kid's next door manual in-game?

[jammi567]

Cool.

How do i kill Sin?

[Renmiri]

Put salt on it's tail

Why does Wakka has that spiky hair ?

[jammi567]

Because him and Seymore are mactually brothers...

Where do i find Tidus' ultimate wepon?

[Sain Cai]

Its the prize in a cracker jack box

Where does Lulu keep all her moogles anyway:eek:

[Renmiri]

Her bra... You didn't think those melons were natural, did you ?

Why does Rikku dress so skimpy ?

[jammi567]

Because the Al-bhed are actually poor (apart from Rin), the women have to work as prostos to get some extra money

i want to fight the damn dark aeons!

[Sain Cai]

Then turn off your bedroom light

Why can a Dingo kick the hell out of Penance?

[jammi567]

Because Dingo carries an instant death attack.

why does Tidus never tell anyone his name?

[Edge7]

Because he's afraid Yuna will not like him anymore.
Why does Seymore sound like a girl?

[Sain Cai]

*in seymour voice* Hadn't you heard? All villians have to be pretty boys with girlie voices *chuckles like he did on Gagzet*

Why do the al bhed need to speak their own language, but everyone else in Spira speaks common? hmmmm? Why...WHY....WHYYYYYYYY???????

[Shlnsengumi]

So they could annoy the hell out of anyone and make them find the primers to understand what they're saying.

Why does Bahamut act so stuck up and proud in FFX (crossing arms together like he's special:p)

[Gabranth]

because the magus sisters are on his nuts bad.



how does wakka's hair manage to stay up throughout the whole game?

[jammi567]

(something different then this, please)

because he uses the same hair jel as Cloud.

did Yuna and Tidus properally make out at the spring pool?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Of course, we were all there. Tongue or not, it counts buddy.

Why was Yuna sweating and on the verge of collapse after exiting the shrine in Besaid?

[jammi567]

Because he just had her first o****** with the faith.

how can Wakka talk underwater?

[loza]

because his mother was a fish

is sin a guy or a girl? and how can you tell?

[Aqua Mage]

Sin is a girl. You can tell because she is always so moody.

Who is most likely to lead a second life as a stripper out of Yuna, Rikku and Lulu?

[Anno Domini]

Rikku, she is already half undressed:love: .

Why does the battle with Yu- Yevon take place on a sword? what the hell is that! :mad2:

[Sain Cai]

They tried with a blitzball, but didnt work to well.

Where is Lulu's whip?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Can't you see? The belts for her dress is the whip.

How can you get Tidus' voice to sound deeper?

[Cledarius]

By giving him his balls back.

Why does Wakka hate the Al bhed?

[jammi567]

because they fuc*ed his brother

where's DZ?

[Firo Volondé]

Next to DY.

Why do Al Bheds have blonde hair?

[Sain Cai]

cuz they want to look like me

Can Auron procreate?

[jammi567]

No idea

Do people in Spira have sex or clone themselves?

[Renmiri]

Can Auron procreate?

Only with undead, that leaves Mika, Maechen, Seymour and Yunlesca ;)
No wonder he doesn't! :p

What would the offspring of an hypello and a Ronso look like ?

[jammi567]

A massive creature which can live underwater, has fur and a tiny horn

how can Yuna summon?

[No.78]

...Um... By praying to the fayth. Duhh

When Wakka first met Tidus, why did the "awesome" blitzball kick overcome the fact he'd just found a man wash ashore?

[chrisguapo69]

Must be the hair.

What's up with Auron's left arm?

[N8V_Tidus25]

"its my strong hand" - scary movie 2



how does a tiny lil runt like tidus manage to handle a sword over 100lbs?

[Renmiri]

What's up with Auron's left arm?

He has 3 arms.

[Edge7]

how does a tiny lil runt like tidus manage to handle a sword over 100lbs?

Special Effects

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

...ook, since nobody put up a question after answering the last, I'll put one up.

How far will Rikku mature?

[Fatal Impurity]

as far as "poopie" will take you...?

will Anima ever come off her period?

[Firenjar]

it not period its a very long menopause

is Kimarhi a virgin?

[jammi567]

no, because a certain blitzer did him in the night before they left on the pilgramage....

does Yunalesca ever get lonely?

[Renmiri]

Nope, that old monk and some vibrating robots keep her company ;)

Why does Trommel worship Seymour ?

[Fatal Impurity]

Because he molested him as a child

why is yunalesca such a phycho?

[jammi567]

because with old men and vibrating robots, who wouldn't be!

why didn't she invite Seymour around fr tea?

[Firenjar]

he slept with Zaon

why is Sin so pissy

[jammi567]

So would you ifyou had someone living in your ass

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

...ook, jammi didn't post a question, so here's one:

If Kimahri could get another ability through his lancet ability, what would it be?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

The ability to not talk like a retard.

Lulu breast are HUGE!!!!!!!!! Who's with me?!?!:love: :cool:

[jammi567]

Yes, yes!

why's Y-yevion a bug?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

So, we can squash this beef between Yevon and the truth litarily.


A'yo, Rikku looked sexy doing that scene when she was taking off her cloths after Tidus and Wakka kicked her ass under water.:eek: But after that, she got very weird...:confused: Who with me?

[Human Devil]

With shorts like that! Nahh.

Why does Tidus run funny?

[Firenjar]

because hes thinking of Yuna running

how long does it take Lulu to do her hair

[Renmiri]

Guess where he keeps his sword... You would run funny too! ;)

Where does Kimahri keeps his spear ?

[jammi567]

Between his legs

does Auron fancy anyone in the group?

[hplvr]

himself, he likes the limpness and soft texture of his broken arm.

how can Lulu hold up that "dress"

[Firenjar]

she has elves living inside it holding it up

was Kimarhi watching Tidus and Yuna kiss?

[Renmiri]

No, he was making out with Rikku

Did Tidus and Yuna "do it" ?

[N8V_Tidus25]

nope, they floated around holding hands for about 3 hours staring at eachother


where is kimarhi's horn?

[jammi567]

Up Wakka's ass

Why does everyone love blitzball so much?

[N8V_Tidus25]

cuz back in the day it was actually called lickballs

can chocobo's fly?

[jammi567]

only for a short period to allow the oner to get underneth

Wakka + Tidus, Lulu + Yuna, Auron + Kimahri, Rikku + ?

[Mavander]

Rikku's a lone heterosexual.

Why does Seymour's face is so blue.

[Firenjar]

his hair dye runs down to his face

why is Yuna so "humble" then when she becomes a sphere hunter shes like a slut?

[Renmiri]

She tasted the forbidden fruit and liked it

How does Rikku get sluttier on X2 ?

[jammi567]

Joining a whorehouse

where is it?

[hplvr]

Mt. Gagazet

Why is Tidus such a Man Whore?

[Hazzard]

Jecht raped him at a fragile youthful age

Why cant Auron, just tell lulu how he feels about her?

[jammi567]

Because he doesn't feel for her when he's a homosexual

did Jecht and Braska have a fling?

[Hazzard]

No, but Jecht always had his eyes on Yuna

I wonder how Tidus' mum died?

[Renmiri]

She choked on a pretzel

How did Seymour's hot mom date a fernheaded ugly sap like Jiscal ?

[Misaki]

Jiscal tricked her into thinking if she married him she would save the world.

Whats the REAL reason for Yuna waking up late and having a bad hair day?

[Renmiri]

Hot monkey sex with all the guardians...

Why do hypello talk funny ?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

As cezure. Very serious...:tongue:

A'yo, if the whore house Rikku is apart of is in Mt. Gagazet, who the hell in their right mind would travel to that part of the world for some nooky?

[Mercen-X]

I'm guess ... you.

Hot monkey sex with all guardians?

[ReloadPsi]

Yeah.

Why does Lulu's Overdrive have to suck so bad? (Maybe if the spells just did the damage they normally do rather than being watered down.)

[jammi567]

Because if they didn't, they would destroy Spira

What's the difference between Yunalesca and Yuna?

[tidus_rox]

Lesca

Why does it look like wakka is masturbating while doing his victory dance?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Acutally, he's during a hupping motion type thing. Lulu's bending over...can you see what I see? Thus, FFX-2 the worse FF ever.

A'yo, Why didn't they have meteor for the main party in this game?

[jammi567]

Because then, Sin couldn't be the evil guy, Sephiroth would (again)

how come Tidus doesn't know he's a dream?

[Cookie]

Nobody pinched him

How many threads are there of this game?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

As many as how many lives I have, just one.

Will Wakka ever get out of his uniform?

[Misaki]

He did, once, and that was only to scare the fiends away

Why does Lulu have airbags for breasts?

[Hambone]

Because she wants to.

Where is Kimahri's horn?

[Misaki]

Up Wakka's bum, thats why he talks funny :D

How did it get there?

[utelektr]

Because Kimahri headbutted Wakka in his bum.

Why isn't Auron Rikku?

[Renmiri]

His sex change operation didn't work

Why does Lulu end up with Wakka ?

[utelektr]

Cuz Lulu's not a woman.

Why is Kimahri blue?

[thegirth]

because seymours hair dye spilled on him

why isnt tifa in this game

[Renmiri]

She is, only disguised as O'aka

Where is Cloud on FFX ?

[utelektr]

He's in the game. He's disguised as Seymour.

Why is Rikku so lickable?

[Misaki]

Because lickable she is!

Why doesn't Yuna punch brother?

[utelektr]

She wants him too much to punch him.

Is there cake in Spira?

[Renmiri]

Yes, made with chocobo eggs, Ochu yeast and Ghysal greens flour

Why does Yevon frown on machina but allows whiskey to be sold ?

[utelektr]

THERE'S WHISKEY IN FFX?!?!?!!

Where do I find the whiskey?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

I'm sure O'aka will sell you some.

When does Wakka hang out with Auron and his jug of brew?

[Renmiri]

At Luca, when they watched Tidus game on the pub.

Why did they leave before Tidus and Kimahri arrive ?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Tidus is slow. He took all day to fix his hair. And Kimahri was chillin' and just said F*** it!

A'yo, Why would Anima stoop to Semours's level?

[utelektr]

*coughincestcough* >_>

Why is Rikku so cuddly?

[jammi567]

She isn't as cuddly as Lulu

Why is Guadosalarm so small?

[utelektr]

It isn't. Have you checked under it?

O'aka won't sell me the whiskey. How do I make him sell me the whiskey?

[jammi567]

By threatening to rape him

If that doesn't work, what do you do?

[utelektr]

Force him to have sexual intercourse with Wantz.

And if that doesn't work?

[Renmiri]

Tell him he will NOT be allowed to shag Wantz

Why is Shellinda so annoying ?

[4evarisha]

Because she wants attention.

Why is Yuna soft and sweet?

[utelektr]

She drinks whiskey.

Why can't I drink whiskey? :(

[Renmiri]

It's not malt whiskey, it's Ghysal green whyskey. Tastes like Chocobo pee

Why would anyone drink Spira Whyskey ?

[thegirth]

your under age

[utelektr]

Have you tasted chocobo pee? It's great!

Is there Spiran beer?

[Renmiri]

Yep! Made of those seeds the fiend plant shoots at you, so it's very expensive to make as most who harvest it die.

Do the monks of Yevon party hardy ?

[4evarisha]

They do but they act like they dont.

Why is Rikku cheerful?

[utelektr]

She drinks chocobo pee.


Can you give me any chocobo pee?

[jammi567]

Sure, if you go to Mushroom Rock Road....

Does Spira have Vodka?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Hell Yeah! I'm on it right now!

A'yo, how did we get from whiskey to Chocobo Pee?:confused:

[utelektr]

Read the whole topic.

Can chocobo's reed?

[jammi567]

Ha! no, it can't, but it can weed itself.

huh?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Wha?

Who?

[utelektr]

You.

I WANT SOME CHOCOBO PEE!!!!!!!!!! Can you give me some?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

...You gotta be kiddin' me...:eep:


Is he serious?

[Hazzard]

Nah, he's just high on weed

How big is Auron's sword?

[Renmiri]

It's not the size that counts, is what he does with it ;)

How big is Wakka's sword ?

[thegirth]

7 feet long, extremley wide, has a gun for a handle, made of water with a hook in it

[Renmiri]

So that's why he got Lulu! ;)

[jammi567]

Err, yeah

Are Lulu's breats real or do we have another Tifa?

[thegirth]

lulu is tifa, after she went all gothy when cloud went for aeris

what is the meaning of life

[utelektr]

42

I still don't have my chocobo pee. And I am NOT high on weed.
It's heroin... >_>

I'll ask nicely... can I have some chocobo pee?

[Renmiri]

Yeah, second door to the left

Will you want shoopuf dung cupcakes with your order ?

[utelektr]

Shoore.

Ride ze shoopuf?

[thegirth]

yesh

marry a hypello?

[utelektr]

Hell no.

Chocobo pee for a homeless man?

[thegirth]

no

yes?

[utelektr]

No. -_-

CHOCOBO PEE NAO!

[jammi567]

huh?

[utelektr]

-_-

O'aka still won't sell me da whiskey. Can you make him sell me the whiskey?

[Yew-Yevon]

I'll brake his knee caps!

Why did tidus stare at Lulu's bazooms with binoculars when he was only 4 feet away?

[Renmiri]

He didn't, he doesn't like this kid of stuff. He was looking at Wakka's bum.

Why did Kimahri attack Tidus in Besaid ?

[Yew-Yevon]

Cuase he slept with his mother.:D

why did the game give you a chance to hit on Lulu?

[utelektr]

The game gives you a chance to hit on Lulu?

Can I have some Chocobo Cake?

[thegirth]

no, you cannot

can i have some chocobo cake

[utelektr]

Nop :P

Give me cake, and no one gets hurt. Or do they?

[Renmiri]

The chocobo does

Where do chocobos come from ?

[utelektr]

Nilfheim.

Where do I come from?

[N8V_Tidus25]

same place apparently.

if auron is bruce willis, who is wakka?

[Renmiri]

Bony Bedelia (Bruce Willis' wife on the movie)

Why are blitz players allowed to beat each other silly ?

[utelektr]

Spira is an uncivilized world.

Why am I not to allowed to... *mumbles something about Rikku*

[Yew-Yevon]

She's under age.

Why are Rikku's eyes spiraled?

[jammi567]

Because she's trying to hypnotise you into shagging her.

why is Rikku so, well, you know.....

[Yew-Yevon]

No I dont know.

If Auron is unsent, why can he die?

[jammi567]

He's unsent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why didn't Seymore say anything?

[utelektr]

He was *mumbles something about Rikku*

Why can't I *mumbles something about Yuna*?

[Yew-Yevon]

She'd kill you with her staff.

did kimarie realy smile?

[utelektr]

Nop. :P

Did Kimahri really have cake for breakfast?

[ReloadPsi]

No, because he didn't feel like dancing.

Why can't Lulu get with Letty instead of Wakka? Letty's way cuter.

[Renmiri]

Letty and Datto are married

Why does Keepa suck so much at Blitzball ?

[Mavander]

Bad gas.

Why des Tidus is weaker than Luca Goers at the begining of the game?

[jammi567]

Sexual seperation from someone...(wakka)

why does everybody assume it's them, when it's so abviously Tidus+Seymore?

[utelektr]

They secretly like Seymour, so they can't stand him being with anyone else.

Is Seymour hawt?

[Yew-Yevon]

Hes Sepheroth's brother.

how is Lulu able to fight so freely with a contricting dress?

[utelektr]

It's all an illusion that she's wearing a dress. (that means she's nekkid)

What does Lulu look like underneath that illusion of a dress?

[The Mog Ninja]

a normal person :D

y is jecht such a badass

[utelektr]

Type properly. XP

What does Omnis look like?

[The Mog Ninja]

u didnt answer my question :( and ill type how i wanna type

[utelektr]

It's supposed to be a question. If you don't put put a question mark at the end of the sentence, I don't know if it's a question or not.

Who else wants Rikku x Yuna?

[The Mog Ninja]

ok

y is ject such a badass...?

[utelektr]

Mebbe. >_>

Am I secksy?

[The Mog Ninja]

NO u rnt

y is jecht such a badass?

[Yew-Yevon]

He's not its his stunt dubble.

Why don't we see ronso love?

[The Mog Ninja]

cuz ronsos dont get sweet lovin, its against their code

y is tidus such a baby

[Renmiri]

Because his binky and stuffed animals stayed behind in his Zanarkand


Why is Lulu such a sourpuss ?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

What! Lulu took a bath the other day!

A'yo, Is it just me or those Bahumat looks like a brotha'?

[utelektr]

It's you. :P

Bahamut is secksy lolz m i rite?

[Yew-Yevon]

uh.......................................no.

Why couldn't Lulu slide down the wire into bevel on her own.

[utelektr]

Uh... bevel? :P

Anima is secksier than Bahamut lolz m i rite?

[Renmiri]

Lulu has a see through skirt, you pervert!

And no, Anima is NOT sexy

Is Shiva sexy ?

[utelektr]

Yup! :P

Is Valefor sexy?

[GuadoGirl_X]

VERY..

What does yojimbo do with his money he gets for his services?

[jammi567]

He's saving up to buy a self-sex machine

why do the characters never have to eat?

[Misaki]

They do, Tidus did at the beginning :P

Why is Yuna so pretty?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Because I told her she need to do better or she ain't gettin' none of this.

A'yo, why is Tidus blockin' my game?

[Yew-Yevon]

Tidus-"NO...more ...c..crapy .....cosomizaition"

why are yevonites such bad shots?

[Renmiri]

They close their eyes in prayer before each shot

Why are Yevon monks bald ?

[Yew-Yevon]

they all hace cancer.

why do they all have cancer?

[jammi567]

because it 'pureifies' them

what are pyreflies?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Fireflies that said **** it!

A'yo, What's up with Sin and Yu Yevon? Why they so tight?

[Renmiri]

There was an old Sin who swallowed a spider... He swallowed the Yu Yevon spider to catch a fly...

Why did Sin swallowed a fly ?

[utelektr]

I don't think you can swallowed anything. >_____________>;;;

Why did Sin eat pie?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Because it was his favorite. Pontang...

A'yo, why those sin have a lifeless city on his back?

[Yew-Yevon]

Some idiot ahlbed contractor tried to be a smartass.

Of all the places to safehouse, why did Lablanc chose guadosalam?

[Renmiri]

She used to frequent Seymour's orgies and wanted the memories.

Why does Ormi loves Logos ?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Because FFX-2 is the gayiest game in the series.

Do you guys remember this is FFX's Forum?

[Yew-Yevon]

Yes.

What kind of kids will Rikku have with gippal?

[utelektr]

Ones like Shuyin.

How do I get Lady Luck?

[olivia]

getting a new haircut

[utelektr]

Oookay...

*licks Yuna* o.0?

[Yew-Yevon]

Yuna slaps you.

Dose kimarie ever think dirty thoughts?

[utelektr]

Yes, and they don't have anything to do with Yuna! >_> <_<

*eats a chocobo* Mmm... chocobo... *offers chocobo wing* Want some?

[jammi567]

Yum!

Does that taste like beef to you?

[utelektr]

Nope. Beef is better.

*eats Dual Horn* Mmmm... Dual Horn... *offers Dual Horn* Want some?

[ReloadPsi]

Actually I was hoping for some Ice Flan.

You got any?

[utelektr]

Yeah. *gives some Ice Flan*

*takes a bite out of an unidentified piece of meat* Anyone know what this is?

[jammi567]

Ewwwww, only a piece of Ochu!

where's Mr Cuddles?

[utelektr]

I dunno...

Err... did he happen to be a chocobo...?

[ReloadPsi]

You can't possibly mean...

What the hell did you do to Mr. Cuddles?!

[utelektr]

I don't know if he's a chocobo or not...

Is he?

[Yew-Yevon]

He's a parana.

still want to meet him?

[jammi567]

yes please, because he's a cuddly toy parana

wtf?!

[Renmiri]

Piranha = meat eating fish ?

When did Auron almost say WTF in the game ?

[jammi567]

when sin sucked him up his blowhole.

why did you assume that i didn't know what a paranha was?

[utelektr]

I dunno. >____>;;; But I do distinctly remember eating a piranha... heh... ^_^'

WTF!?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

...You guys are trippin':eep:


A'yo, why do y'all insist on eating something that look like raybee infested dogs?

[utelektr]

They taste good.

*kisses Mortiorchis*

[Garnie]

umm i dunno who ceak is if that was the question!

bannanas where pjamrmas i mean why??

[utelektr]

Dear Garnie,

Please stop butchering me.

From, The English Language.

*kisses Mortiorchis some more*

[Garnie]

thank you for that.
i needs me a spell checker!

[Yew-Yevon]

*It gives you rabies*

How do chocabos mate?

[utelektr]

Like this. *imitates chocobo sex*

How do Guado mate?

[Garnie]

with glove puppets!

why do blitz balls have nobbley bits?

[Dragonface]

So they won't fall apart.

Did yuna stick her staff up in Rikku's um...pu$$y?

[utelektr]

o_O Pervert. They're not lesbians. Tidus might be though...

*kisses Flux*

[Dragonface]

Realy? *Show everyone a picuter of Yuna and Rikku naked, kissing each other, in bed*

your sure?