Is there a doctor in the house?

[Bunny]

Dr Aum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=26673), Dr Unne (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2), dr unne love idol (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11809), dr-shabab (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11809), Dr. Acula (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=23943), Dr. Casey (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5329), Dr. Corndog (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=24542), Dr. Disco (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=413), Dr.Blue (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=17109), Dr.J (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8095), Dr.K (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12893), Dr.M (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=14138), Dr.X (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22918), The Doctor (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=17098), Doctor Malpractice (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=26528).

Look at 'em all!

Who is your favorite forum doctor? I'm torn between Dr. Corndog for the name, Dr. Acula for the Ed Wood-esque name, and Dr Unne for not using a period. Is he even a real doctor? Do you feel safe from any sort of virus, disease, or surgery with the amount of doctors we have on this forum? What about dentists? Do we have any dentists in the house? I'm not so sure about this "Doctor Malpractice" but at least he is honest..

Doctor, Doctor!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

Dr. Acula is the best, simply because it looks like dracula

[Sergeant Hartman]

'The Doctor' sounds the most hardcore.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

'The Doctor' sounds the most hardcore.


yeah, i agree actually, it sounds more doctor who

[Old Manus]

dr_unne_is_gay

[Levian]

We need more nurses imho.

And BuGsBuNnYrOxMySoX303 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9306) > Bunny

[Bunny]

That's not very nice, Mr. Levian. I thought we had a special bond, I guess I was wrong. Oh well, I always liked levion (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=13686) better anywho.

[Rocket Edge]

All the Dr.'s i've came across here are cool guys, though I'll go with Dr. Unne cos' i'm most familliar with his post's, and he contibute's some great art to EoFF.

[Jowy]

Dr. Aum is a Mr. Saturn therefore is a medical genius.

[Rye]

dr_unne_is_gay vs Dr. Aum.

Both amazing. ;_;

[Jojee]

I mistrust doctors >=(

But what about captains ^_^

[Madame Adequate]

You honestly expect me to choose between Big B and Dr Aum? :nonono:

[Bunny]

I don't expect anything out of you, Mr. MILF.


But what about captains ^_^

Captains! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/memberlist.php?do=getall) They lack a Captain Kangaroo or Captain Arrr.

[Madame Adequate]

I don't expect anything out of you, Mr. MILF.

How wise of you.

[Bunny]

No one is the wiser.


dr_unne_is_gay

I missed this doctor because he is tricky and hard to find.

[Little Blue]

I do not feel safe from plagues at all. We don't even know what these doctors specialise in so if I catch something they might not know the appropriate treatment. They might not even be medical doctors either!

[oddler]

It's a tie between J, K, M, and X because of the mystery.

[escobert]

Doctor Malpractice

[Evastio]

I used to be a doctor during January.

[No.78]

Dr.Aum, because the cat is amusing.

[Dr Aum]

Gawrsh, I feel so loved. :heart:

By the way, I am a doctor of FUNK, FANTASY, and FANDANGO DANCING, among many other specialties.



P.S. There's no period in my name because "draum" is a word (in a modern non-English language as well as the ancient prototypical language from which it branched), and I love wordplay.

[Madonna]

Even doctors practice seniority, and the lack of a period is explained by the poor punctuation skills that most doctors possess. Dr Unne has my support and the rest of the UA's support.

[Roto13]

Dr Unne is usually right, so that's a good thing. Dr Aum has that bitchin avatar and Dr. Acula is a Scrubs reference, so they're high on the list as well.

[Madonna]

Dr. Acula is originally from Ed Wood, Roto13. It is not terribly original, but you have to give credit to the first person who stumbles on the idea. Your used second-hand reference is sub-par.

[fire_of_avalon]

Whooaaaaa
The hot summer night fell like a net
I've got to find my baby yet
I need you to soothe my head
Turn my blue heart to red

Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you

A pretty face don't make no pretty heart
I learned that, buddy, from the start
You think I'm cute, a little bit shy
Momma, I ain't that kind of guy

Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
Whooaaa

I know you like it, you like it on top
Tell me, momma, are you gonna stop?

You had me down, 21 to zip
Smile of Judas on your lip
Shake my fist, knock on wood
I've got it bad, and I've got it good

Doctor, doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you

While I love that song about doctors, this is clearly the best doctor there is. (http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Dr-Feelgood-lyrics-Motley-Crue/91336747DAEED981482568BB000B8C8A)

[Freya]

Dr. Acula is a Scrubs reference, so they're high on the list as well.


Dr. Acula is originally from Ed Wood, Roto13. It is not terribly original, but you have to give credit to the first person who stumbles on the idea. Your used second-hand reference is sub-par.

But scrubs is funny.
Going for Dr Aum AND/OR Dr. Acula.

[The Triumphant Hero]

I'll go with Dr Unne
However, I wish it to be known that I am a hero, and as such, rarely require medical aid, so I don't have to care about plagues.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I wouldn't wanna be treated by any of them


dr unne love idol (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11809), dr-shabab (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11809)

You Fail, Bunny

[Christmas]

Who is everyone most HATED Manus? :confused:

[Quindiana Jones]

Dr Boskonovich.

DOCTORB! THE B IS FOR BARGAIN!

[Momiji]

:shifty:
When you wake up to white walls and endless halls
there's an emptiness that echoes through it all
so sit back in your bed, with your mind medicated
and your senses stuck on the sick scent of the dead

You can call for the doctor...it's all you've got anymore.
He's the ticket to the life you had before.
If I could just make them see that I don't need this.

doctor, doctor what am I here for?
can't you see that I don't need this place?
I don't need these walls, I'm no threat at all

Is there a way we could maybe, through therapy,
find a way to rate and release me
I just need to be outside, even if supervised
back to my job, back to my life
yes I know what I've done and I regret it every day
if I could make things right, you know i'd find a way
but when I wake up to these white walls
and the endless halls of the hospital
I get lost in the emptiness that echoes though it all

doctor, doctor what am I here for?
can't you see that I don't need this place?
I don't need these walls, I'm no threat at all

Doctor, I cant thank you enough
Doctor, you wont regret this
Doctor, doctor what am I here for?
can't you see that I don't need this place?
I don't need these walls, I'm no threat at all
:D