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Jess
02-06-2007, 05:46 PM
So, last week my boyfriend and I had the pleasure of meeting Psychotic/Paul.

I have a habit of saying stupid things without thinking, although, believe it or not - I'm actually quite intelligent. :eyebrow:

We were talking about kidneys and I came out with: "I thought that you can have your kidneys removed and live anyway!" Eeeeeeeee! Psy & Loz laughed at me. :(

Another stupid thing I've said recently is "I thought Brazil was in Germany!" Oops.

Anyway, what is the stupidest/silliest thing you have said or done recently? :jess:

escobert
02-06-2007, 05:47 PM
I say lots of stupid and silly things, I like you tend to blurt things out and they make no sense. Yet I'm not s stupid person :D

Bunny
02-06-2007, 05:58 PM
So, last week my boyfriend and I had the pleasure of meeting Psychotic/Paul.

His name is Paul? Ahahahahaha.

escobert
02-06-2007, 06:00 PM
you didn't know Psy's name was Paul? LAWL

Rocket Edge
02-06-2007, 06:06 PM
At one stage i thought California was in the state of Los Angeles. :exdee:

Shoeberto
02-06-2007, 06:09 PM
Interesting tidbit I picked up this year at school: Tigers don't have kidneys.

Bunny
02-06-2007, 06:17 PM
you didn't know Psy's name was Paul? LAWL

I am not exactly on the friendliest of terms with anyone on EoFF. I don't know why.

I can't remember if I have ever said anything stupid. I'm not doubting that I have, I just tend not to remember that sort of stuff. But my girlfriend knows a person how was certain that melting butter would make it healthier. Does this count?

Steve
02-06-2007, 06:36 PM
hmm something stupid I have said recently? God I don't know...um probably something online these last few days when I was ill.

NeoCracker
02-06-2007, 06:55 PM
When I say stupid things, chances are I meant to. Makes for more entertaining conversations than smart things.

Mirage
02-06-2007, 06:56 PM
You can live with just one kidney. Zero would be rather problematic though.

Araciel
02-06-2007, 07:29 PM
'i'm voting democrat'

or

'i'm voting republican'

whichever is funnier

Madame Adequate
02-06-2007, 07:37 PM
I agreed to share a house next year with a couple of crazy bitches. :( It weighs on me.

Vikeve
02-06-2007, 07:55 PM
A couple nights ago while my dad and I were watching some "man vs wild" thing I said this, "wait.... just becuase you know where north and sout is doesn't mean you know where east and west is...":Oo: and there was a long silence in the room and then I said, "so.... was that a ditsy thing to say?"

No_face
02-06-2007, 07:59 PM
I hit this girl straight on with a grape, and she goes " Ahhh, I've been GRAPED!!" :D

Drift
02-06-2007, 08:13 PM
i say random words which make a coherant sentence but doesnt actually make sense o_O

BarelySeeAtAll
02-06-2007, 08:18 PM
i argued with my leader, omegaweapon2005...:(

Huckleberry Quin
02-06-2007, 09:00 PM
There's something wrong with your post Jess......ah there it is!


So, last week my boyfriend and I had the pleasure HORROR!!!! of meeting Psychotic/Paul.

Fixed. And you're welcome.


My ex-EFL teacher (ex because she doesn't teach me anymore, not because she's been fired) is the stupidest person I know. She's smart, but by God does she put the DUMBASS into blonde. :D

EDIT: I just remembered my stupidity. When I was younger, my sisters always said "lithp" when describing people with a lisp ("I'th got a lithp"). I didn't know they were joking, and only when I was thirteen did I find out it's called a lisp, not a lithp.

Burtsplurt
02-06-2007, 09:01 PM
For some reason, I always thought Johnny Depp was French. I used to tell people this, and I thought they were pretty dumb for not knowing about his nationality.

Whoops.

oddler
02-06-2007, 09:40 PM
I tend to substitute words for humorous reasons. One of my favorites is renaming any plural noun as people.

"Look at all those people."
I said that while playing Guitar Hero II and looking at the oncoming slew of notes on the fretboard.

Agrias
02-06-2007, 09:43 PM
"wth, mom your poobs look berky.....wait....."

Psychotic
02-06-2007, 11:13 PM
Jess also said "The best facts are the ones that are true!" bless her.

Jess
02-06-2007, 11:15 PM
I did not. :(

Did I?

Psychotic
02-06-2007, 11:16 PM
Yes, you did.

She also said "Newcastle are a big club!" :laugh:

Moon Rabbits
02-06-2007, 11:19 PM
"How much do the dollar-fifty ones cost?"

Spammerman
02-06-2007, 11:20 PM
Im a member of EoFF

Agrias
02-06-2007, 11:23 PM
"How much do the dollar-fifty ones cost?"

that made me lol

kikimm
02-07-2007, 12:14 AM
I've been saying a lot of dumb things in my government class. Man it's embarrassing. But it wouldn't happen if my teacher would just stop calling on me. >=( I get nervous.

I'm too mortified to tell anything specific though. Ugh.

Also:
"Look at all those people."
I said that while playing Guitar Hero II and looking at the oncoming slew of notes on the fretboard.

that is super cool.

Freya
02-07-2007, 12:37 AM
I make typos but I don't think I say anything stupid too often. I'm the one who usually makes fun of others for doing it.

fire_of_avalon
02-07-2007, 12:57 AM
Interesting tidbit I picked up this year at school: Tigers don't have kidneys.
That's weird. How do they pee?

I say dumb stuff a lot. I can't think of anything specific though.

Christmas
02-07-2007, 02:36 AM
Wait till you meet Becky and see what Becky have to say. :bigsmile:

Tasura
02-07-2007, 06:26 AM
I probably say idiotic things alot, more so when Im drinking or tired, or sometimes something really off the wall like "The donkey's in the closet and the elephant fell down the well."

Loony BoB
02-07-2007, 12:09 PM
I never say anything silly or stupid because I am totally awesome.

Endless
02-07-2007, 12:13 PM
I never say anything silly or stupid because I am totally awesome.

QED.

Peegee
02-07-2007, 12:30 PM
Everything I talking is stupid.

Loony BoB
02-07-2007, 12:32 PM
I never say anything silly or stupid because I am totally awesome.

QED.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum?

Mikztsu
02-07-2007, 01:58 PM
All the time. I can't remember anything specific, but my girlfriend always points them out to me and has a laugh at my expense.

Bunny
02-07-2007, 02:09 PM
I never say anything silly or stupid because I am totally awesome.

QED.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum?

Quite Egotistical, Dumbhead.

KentaRawr!
02-08-2007, 12:33 AM
RAWR LOLZ I R SMARTS

QED.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum?

Quite Egotistical, Dumbhead.

Quote Elimination is Despicable

~*~Celes~*~
02-08-2007, 05:44 AM
I'm always saying dumb things >.> I'm trying to remember a specific one, but I can't at the moment....well now I do, but it's kinda...inappropriate ^^;

Huckleberry Quin
02-08-2007, 12:30 PM
RAWR LOLZ I R SMARTS

QED.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum?

Quite Egotistical, Dumbhead.

Quote Elimination is Despicable

He was talking about my elevating diaphragm, idiots.

Doomie
02-08-2007, 04:04 PM
Anagram Wars are a thing of the past.

EDIT: Would you look at that. I mean acronym.