XxSephirothxX
02-07-2007, 04:25 PM
Warning: Some articles may include strong language! Avert your eyes, little ones!
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The EoFF Post Newspaper (http://eoffpost.akusui.net/news.php)
Yes, believe it or not, Issue 7 of the EoFF Post is finally here (and fashionably late, at that!). Our conspicuous absence in January may have been cause for alarm, but with the extra time and a bit of outside help, we've fashioned another solid issue.
Headlining this month's issue is a rather massive article by guest reporter DK, who risked life and limb to continue his investigation into the whereabouts of EoFF's own Loony BoB.
Of course, there's more quality work from the staff this month, as well, with Resha and Void continuing their monthly columns and foa examining some of EoFF's steamy online relationships. Even Marick showed up talk a bit about Doomsday. All in all, not a bad month.
The Staff
Lynx (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9019), Editor - Our valiant leader, Lynx struggled single-handedly against the evil lord Sauron and his dastardly minions to bring us this issue of the EoFF Post. Next month he may traverse the dreaded Labyrinth and best the fearsome Goblin King (http://www.movieforum.com/movies/titles/labyrinth/images/jareth.jpg) in hand-to-hand combat!
Azar (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11969), Editor - Oh, that's me. Well, Neel's busy schedule pulled him away from a full-time editor postion at the Post, so I stepped up to fill his shoes. I didn't do anything, though. Seriously, I didn't even write this!
Behold the Void (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8461), Reviewer - If Void were a comedic singer and not a writer well on his way to success, he might just be singing "Its that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the Dungeons and the Dragons Begin!"
Dignified Pauper (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12303), Opinion Writer - Marick has shown once again that, despite his reputation for failure, he can deliver the goods with a solid article as one of the Post's most trusted reporters. Check out the back page for a double dose of steaming hot Pauper.
foa (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9192), News Reporter - If foa just sat around all day and exuded awesomeness, she would be one of the Post's most valuable assets. Instead, she goes the distance and actually contributes content. What more could you ask for?
Elyse (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=237), EoFFsearcher - As a master of the art of creating word searches, Elyse succeeds marvelously. But I guess that's what you do when you're a master, huh?
Resha (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10409), Reviewer - Don't let her zany exterior throw you--Resha may be crazy, but she also has impeccable taste in all things art. Rather than extole the virtues of Dylan or Zeppelin this month, Resha sinks her fangs into Daniel Craig and the latest Bond film.
Old Manus (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10496), Cartoonist - Our resident comic proves that the EoFF Post is serious business. Seriously.
DK (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=14585), Guest Reporter - So he's really just a guest reporter this month. Still, after writing a 2000+ word behemoth, Dan deserves some credit, right? He'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly choke on whatever you happen to be eating at the moment.
If you really feel compelled to shower us with praise, you can always reach us at eoffpost(at)akusui.net (eoffpost@akusui.net). Email's not a totally antiquated form of communication just yet, is it? In the meantime, have at this thread, make us feel loved, and at least pretend you've read all our stuff!
http://eoffpost.akusui.net/images/eoff-post_site-head.jpg
The EoFF Post Newspaper (http://eoffpost.akusui.net/news.php)
Yes, believe it or not, Issue 7 of the EoFF Post is finally here (and fashionably late, at that!). Our conspicuous absence in January may have been cause for alarm, but with the extra time and a bit of outside help, we've fashioned another solid issue.
Headlining this month's issue is a rather massive article by guest reporter DK, who risked life and limb to continue his investigation into the whereabouts of EoFF's own Loony BoB.
Of course, there's more quality work from the staff this month, as well, with Resha and Void continuing their monthly columns and foa examining some of EoFF's steamy online relationships. Even Marick showed up talk a bit about Doomsday. All in all, not a bad month.
The Staff
Lynx (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9019), Editor - Our valiant leader, Lynx struggled single-handedly against the evil lord Sauron and his dastardly minions to bring us this issue of the EoFF Post. Next month he may traverse the dreaded Labyrinth and best the fearsome Goblin King (http://www.movieforum.com/movies/titles/labyrinth/images/jareth.jpg) in hand-to-hand combat!
Azar (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11969), Editor - Oh, that's me. Well, Neel's busy schedule pulled him away from a full-time editor postion at the Post, so I stepped up to fill his shoes. I didn't do anything, though. Seriously, I didn't even write this!
Behold the Void (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8461), Reviewer - If Void were a comedic singer and not a writer well on his way to success, he might just be singing "Its that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the Dungeons and the Dragons Begin!"
Dignified Pauper (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12303), Opinion Writer - Marick has shown once again that, despite his reputation for failure, he can deliver the goods with a solid article as one of the Post's most trusted reporters. Check out the back page for a double dose of steaming hot Pauper.
foa (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9192), News Reporter - If foa just sat around all day and exuded awesomeness, she would be one of the Post's most valuable assets. Instead, she goes the distance and actually contributes content. What more could you ask for?
Elyse (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=237), EoFFsearcher - As a master of the art of creating word searches, Elyse succeeds marvelously. But I guess that's what you do when you're a master, huh?
Resha (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10409), Reviewer - Don't let her zany exterior throw you--Resha may be crazy, but she also has impeccable taste in all things art. Rather than extole the virtues of Dylan or Zeppelin this month, Resha sinks her fangs into Daniel Craig and the latest Bond film.
Old Manus (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10496), Cartoonist - Our resident comic proves that the EoFF Post is serious business. Seriously.
DK (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=14585), Guest Reporter - So he's really just a guest reporter this month. Still, after writing a 2000+ word behemoth, Dan deserves some credit, right? He'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly choke on whatever you happen to be eating at the moment.
If you really feel compelled to shower us with praise, you can always reach us at eoffpost(at)akusui.net (eoffpost@akusui.net). Email's not a totally antiquated form of communication just yet, is it? In the meantime, have at this thread, make us feel loved, and at least pretend you've read all our stuff!