View Full Version : Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Gabranth
02-08-2007, 05:39 AM
i've seen this thread in a couple of the other FF forums and i noticed there wasn't one here so here it goes.......
is balthier wearing girl pants?
Heero Yuy NWZC
02-09-2007, 05:11 PM
Ok, everyone is getting way off topic here. The point of this thread is to ask a stupid question about something in the game, give a stupid answer, then put your own stupid question as well.
How can you get Larsa to wear less girly clothes?
jessica85r
02-09-2007, 05:48 PM
Let Fran dress him.
If a Vierra and a Bangaa have kids, will the ears stand up or hang down??
Renmiri
02-09-2007, 08:51 PM
Depends on the sex of the kid.
Do Moogles bathe ?
hplvr
02-09-2007, 11:47 PM
No, they would drown
Why does Yiazmat have so Much HP?
Cause he's a dragon.
Why can't I cure my Silenced Penelo even though she has the Nethicite equiped?
jessica85r
02-10-2007, 01:58 AM
Obviously she doesn't want to talk to you.
What did you do to offend her?
Jerseymilk
02-10-2007, 10:06 PM
Vaan tugged on those little wing-like things on the back of her outfit.
How difficult do you think it is for the Judges to go to the bathroom?
Gabranth
02-10-2007, 10:13 PM
not difficult at all, they just pee/poop themselves, and if anyone complains about the smell, they kill them.
should fran be charged with statutory rape?
Woodinator
02-12-2007, 02:08 AM
Only if the victim was petrified.
How big are the q-tips that the viera use?
REALLY BIG.
Why is leveling up such a pain?
N8V_Tidus25
02-12-2007, 03:46 AM
quit pressing the buttons so hard!
would if yuna came out of no where and summoned bahamut against bahamut?
Renmiri
02-12-2007, 03:56 AM
Vaan would die of embarassment because he is gayer than Tidus
Would the Chocobo Knights pwn the empire troops ?
Anno Domini
02-13-2007, 03:12 PM
Yhea, that could happen, or the empire could just decimate them with Ifrit!
Who makes a better gay couple, Bash and Vann, or Vaan and Balthier?
remnant1
02-13-2007, 03:54 PM
vaan and balthier.
how do the wooly gators eat?
Heero Yuy NWZC
02-13-2007, 05:31 PM
They go the reverse direction of the digestive system. (gross, but if that's the only answer I could come up with that wouldn't be thre truth. XD)
How can you get that Dinosaur monster in the Estersand leave the area?
Renmiri
02-13-2007, 11:11 PM
Make him drink too much soda so he has to go potty.
How can a Viera and a Bangaa date ?
jessica85r
02-14-2007, 02:25 AM
He picks her up at 8, they go the movies and she has to be back by 11 or the village will notice she's missing.
Why did the chocobo cross the road?:choc2:
Gabranth
02-14-2007, 05:50 AM
to get the gysahl green on the other side.
what does the hell wyrm do in its spare time?
Pathfinder
02-14-2007, 06:11 AM
it tryies to 'wyrm' its way out of its room....
why dont our characters ever get a scratch but still die?
Gabranth
02-14-2007, 06:25 AM
they hurt on the inside.
what would the child of a moogle and a viera look like?
jessica85r
02-14-2007, 04:14 PM
Tall and furry.
What Hogwarts' house would Larsa be in?
Jerseymilk
02-14-2007, 05:57 PM
Slytherin of course. He's already got the matching pendant for it.
Why *do* Couerls have such huge craniums?
Renmiri
02-14-2007, 11:58 PM
Have you seen how ugly their females are ??!?!? Gives you a big headache just looking at them, the poor males have to date the beasts!
Why is Penelo even in the game ?
Anno Domini
02-15-2007, 02:40 PM
Have you seen how ugly their females are ??!?!? Gives you a big headache just looking at them, the poor males have to date the beasts!
Why is Penelo even in the game ?
This i like! Penelo is no good for anything, and her quickenings are lame:choc: . The only answere that i can come up with though is comic relief:tongue: .
Why does Shemhazi(sp?) have a horse strapped to her back?
Renmiri
02-15-2007, 04:30 PM
She misread her horse riding manuals
Why does Mateus hides behind a woman ?
McLovin'
02-15-2007, 04:39 PM
Because that is as close as he will ever get.
Where was Yiazmat before you got to fight him?
Mercen-X
02-15-2007, 06:46 PM
Playing with Tiamat's tail.
Why do you have to fight an Adamantoise?
Renmiri
02-15-2007, 07:50 PM
To prove you have a tougher shell than it does
How does the Marilith wine hangover feel like ?
leader of mortals
02-15-2007, 09:58 PM
HURTS LIKE HELL!!!!!!!
how much money does it cost to buy a poopy spear, the ultimate weapwn
Renmiri
02-15-2007, 11:12 PM
99 pebbles
1 Marilith liver
3 Marlboro bathtubs
5 Belias socks
1 belito fang
15 Shemhazai droppings
Sell all at the Mushu Bazaar
Why the fudge you can not touch those beastly four chests if you want the zodiac spear ?
jessica85r
02-15-2007, 11:21 PM
It's like Christmas. If you peak, Santa will know and won't bring the spear for you.
If Balthier and Basch were a couple, which one would be the Seme?
Gabranth
02-17-2007, 06:21 AM
Basch.
What's a Seme?
Jerseymilk
02-17-2007, 01:46 PM
A very rare breed of Chocobo.:p (It's actually the Japanese term for the "dom" in a gay male relationship. And of course the "sub" is the Uke.)
Why do all Viera dress like hookers?
Renmiri
02-17-2007, 05:55 PM
Guess where all the Henne Mines workers spend their salary.
Why does Fran stick with Balthier ?
kurosaki_ichigo
02-17-2007, 06:23 PM
Cause she wondered too far from her home.....
Why doesnt anyone in your party ever wear realistic clothes?
N8V_Tidus25
02-17-2007, 06:58 PM
its realistic to them not us
what is realism?
Magic Guy
02-17-2007, 07:09 PM
Hatred or intolerance of real people.
What is wrong with Vaan's abs?
kurosaki_ichigo
02-17-2007, 07:21 PM
He had one too many of migelos sundries
How much are balthiers pants worth?
Renmiri
02-17-2007, 09:09 PM
Brand new ? 30 gil Used by him ? 1,000,000 gil on fan sites
Why does Basch wear shorts ?
McLovin'
02-17-2007, 10:30 PM
It's easier to run.
How do elementals see?
Jerseymilk
02-17-2007, 11:57 PM
They use "Sight Unseeing".
Do you think Gilgamesh has an inferiority complex?
tidus_rox
02-18-2007, 04:48 AM
He can't... Vayne makes him drink Bucchus Wines every day to calm it down...
Why are the bosses in this game so easy?
N8V_Tidus25
02-18-2007, 04:51 PM
cause they also drink bacchus wines which also makes vieras easy
what did fran and balthier do for the year after bahamut was destroyed.
kurosaki_ichigo
02-18-2007, 06:08 PM
Repopulate the vieras
Why does larsa dress like a renisance lady of the night?
Renmiri
02-18-2007, 06:23 PM
Because he is a renaissance lady of the night...
When will Ashe and Basch "do it" ?
kurosaki_ichigo
02-18-2007, 06:39 PM
When basch realises that no one is actually trying to get with ashe.
Exactly how old is fran
Gabranth
02-19-2007, 06:14 AM
old enough to be basch's great grandmother five times over
what does bhujerban madhu taste like?
kurosaki_ichigo
02-19-2007, 04:43 PM
like mcdonalds
why dont any of the characters go to the toilet ?
Renmiri
02-20-2007, 12:13 AM
Those may be short pants and skirts but they do a mean fit for pull-up diapers!
Where to they discard their nappies ?
jessica85r
02-22-2007, 03:29 AM
They're in your inventory disguised as pebbles.
How can there be at least 4 accents in Invalice if everyone just speaks the same language?
Heero Yuy NWZC
02-22-2007, 05:47 PM
Just like the real world, God mixed it up so we could have branches and alerations of languages.
If moogles are the minority, what does that make espers?
Mercen-X
02-22-2007, 06:33 PM
The inferiority.
Is there a one-winged angel is this game too?
kurosaki_ichigo
02-22-2007, 07:54 PM
NO HELLLLL NO!
approximately how much of the population is gay?
TyphoonThaReapa
02-22-2007, 08:17 PM
3/4...
How did they make Fran so damn sexy?!?!?:confused:
with 3d polygons used in animation
why on earth did they put penelo in the game?
Renmiri
02-23-2007, 12:20 AM
To make Vaan less gay
How come Penelo dresses pretty in the end ?
Gabranth
02-23-2007, 05:07 AM
she didn't.
does reddas dye his beard, or he just really old?
jessica85r
02-23-2007, 05:27 AM
He gets the same guy who bleaches Sephiroth's hair to do his beard.
How can an entire city believe that 17 year old Vaan is 36 year old Basch?
Gabranth
02-23-2007, 05:40 AM
they're all trashed off that madhu.
why hasn't basch shaved?
kurosaki_ichigo
02-23-2007, 04:36 PM
he misplaced his claymore
How come vaan has no facial hair?
Heero Yuy NWZC
02-23-2007, 05:24 PM
His skeleton abs scared them away.
If excalibur is queen, then who's king?
Renmiri
02-23-2007, 09:46 PM
Masamune
Why is a whale whisker stronger than an Iron Blade ?
Gabranth
02-25-2007, 09:04 PM
because, we all know that if whales had whiskers, they'd be pretty damn sturdy. alot sturdier than an iron blade.
why is the ragnarok red?
Renmiri
02-25-2007, 09:30 PM
The game designer was color blind :D
Why does wimpy Montblanc head a mighty hunters Clan ?
Gabranth
02-26-2007, 05:05 AM
he has a napoleon complex, and all the clan members just felt bad for him.
why does ba'gamnan talk like a pirate?
cause your mum was his speech theripst
what would ashe and penelo do if vaan said threesome?
kurosaki_ichigo
02-26-2007, 04:39 PM
They would pray to god balthier wouldnt find out
How would basch look like in a tux?
Remon
02-26-2007, 07:15 PM
A penguin with a beard and a scar.:love:
Why did Fran go nuts at Leviathan?
Renmiri
02-26-2007, 08:17 PM
PMS
Why did Mjrn go nuts at Henne Mines ?
Remon
02-26-2007, 08:24 PM
Off Topic:LOL that was the funniest part in the game
On Topic:She got hit in the head
Was Reddas inspired by Redass?
Renmiri
02-26-2007, 10:52 PM
Yes
When did you Reddas nude ? ;)
Gabranth
02-27-2007, 01:45 AM
in my dreams....lol
how did omega mark xii make it that far into the great crystal?
Desert Merchant
02-27-2007, 05:10 PM
he used alot of lube
why does Fran like to put arrows in her mouth when she wins?
Renmiri
02-27-2007, 05:18 PM
That's not all she likes to put in her mouth...
Why does Fran like Balthier ?
Heero Yuy NWZC
02-27-2007, 05:42 PM
A girly dressing pirate with an accent...who wouldn't go for that? XD
When will Vayne cut his hair?
Renmiri
02-27-2007, 06:04 PM
When Penelo starts having a personality.
Where is Balthier's hand below?
http://ffproject.net/forumwiki/images/thumb/800px-ScanImage119.jpg
Remon
02-27-2007, 07:59 PM
ON A RABBIT'S BOOB!!!OMG!!!!!
Why does Ashe lie about her name at first?
Renmiri
02-28-2007, 01:53 AM
Because she wanted her name to be Rikku
Why does Larsa look like a girl ?
jessica85r
02-28-2007, 03:33 AM
Because he let his older brother dress him.
What did Migello do before he ran Migello's Sundries?
Gabranth
02-28-2007, 05:22 AM
he ran Migelo's Street Pharmaceuticals
if one character was addicted to drugs, who do you think it would be, and why?
Ashe because she's a power-hungry ape-monarch.
Who's the senator of Minnesota?
What is Ashe's middle name? B'nargan?
jessica85r
03-01-2007, 03:29 AM
(Senator Norm Coleman.)
She doesn't want to talk about it.
How does Balthier keep his shirt so clean and fresh?
Gabranth
03-01-2007, 05:27 AM
it's just natural; outkast even dedicated "so fresh and so clean" to balthier.
where did the occuria come from?
kurosaki_ichigo
03-01-2007, 04:32 PM
it was born from balthiers one liners gone wrong
If any character deserved a sex change the most who would it be?
Renmiri
03-01-2007, 09:26 PM
Al Cid. He is the gayest and most annoying
Why does Balthier give his ship to Vaan ?
N8V_Tidus25
03-02-2007, 02:25 AM
cuz he already had it...
why doesnt the eruyt village have males?
jessica85r
03-02-2007, 03:46 AM
There are no male Vierra. They marry the assorted monsters in the forest. :love: That Dragon you fight when leaving the forest is actualy Fran's jealous husband.
Do you suppose there is a kitchen on the Strahl?
Yes and there are Wyrm wings served every Monday.
Why do the espers suck? (Even if you buff them.)
Renmiri
03-02-2007, 05:01 PM
Because they lost the rebellion. If they were any good they'd win it.
Why does Shemhazai has a horse in her back ?
BARRETT BRUTE
03-02-2007, 11:59 PM
HOW DO I GET HENNE MINE SECRET SECTION
Renmiri
03-03-2007, 12:50 AM
HOW DO I GET HENNE MINE SECRET SECTION
You will be wanting the serious questions thread...
N8V_Tidus25
03-03-2007, 04:02 AM
Because they lost the rebellion. If they were any good they'd win it.
Why does Shemhazai has a horse in her back ?
results of the dragonball z fusion technique...
what would u do if u woke up in the eruyt village?
jessica85r
03-03-2007, 05:40 AM
Tickle Mjrin.
Don't you think Mjrin and Larsa would be cute together?
Gabranth
03-03-2007, 06:34 AM
no, personally i don't think anybody would look good with a 6 foot tall rabbit-eared freak. especially with larsa's midget ass.
who would win in this fight and why: ashe and penelo
Renmiri
03-03-2007, 03:10 PM
Penelo because she is invisible
Who would win and why: Miguelo and Balthier
I Don't Need A Name
03-03-2007, 03:13 PM
Penelo, cos she is that invisible that they didnt see her
who is bigger, a Fran or Vaans long lost, once removed cousin?
Gabranth
03-06-2007, 05:13 AM
erm....vaan's long lost once removed cousin.
who is vaan's long lost once removed cousin?
Renmiri
03-06-2007, 04:35 PM
Tidus from FFX
Who is gayer, Vaan or Larsa ?
Gabranth
03-07-2007, 05:30 AM
vaan. larsa's not gay, she's just a tomboy.
what does the garamsythe waterway smell like?
Jerseymilk
03-07-2007, 09:13 AM
Like Dire Rat droppings.
What do you think the Garif look like under those masks?
Renmiri
03-07-2007, 07:28 PM
they have no faces under it
Where are the Viera males ?
Remon
03-07-2007, 07:47 PM
Hidden in the woods.The Viera females beat them so badly that they are afraid to get out :(
What is a Venat??
Renmiri
03-07-2007, 09:28 PM
A gnat that got lucky
Why are the occurian's voices so annoying ?
jessica85r
03-08-2007, 03:44 AM
Helium. This is all actualy an elaborate pratical joke on the part of Balthier and Dr. Cid and they had to disguise their voices.
What are those dancing Moogles in Old Arcadia so happy about anyway?
Renmiri
03-08-2007, 07:44 AM
Helium. This is all actualy an elaborate pratical joke on the part of Balthier and Dr. Cid and they had to disguise their voices.
ROFL! :D
The moogles are dancing because they helped Balthier and Dr. Cid pull the prank :love:
Why do cocatrices speak with a cockney accent ?
kurosaki_ichigo
03-12-2007, 10:09 PM
it was because ashe raised the
Does basch have a winter outfit or is it just summer?
look_out_below
03-13-2007, 03:16 AM
He did but Vaan sold it in bazaar.
Why wasnt there as much gravity defying hair in this FF as there was in previous FFs?
Garnie
03-13-2007, 04:01 AM
square could not find the right hair gel too exspensive
the point of quina?
Dynast-Kid
03-13-2007, 04:10 AM
There is no point.
What triggered Shemhazai's life-threatening struggle with bullemia?
Garnie
03-13-2007, 04:14 AM
he slept with his woman
why does fran wear heels without soles?
Gabranth
03-13-2007, 06:32 AM
who needs soles when you have callous, disgusting feet like that?
why does ashe breathe so unsteadily in almost all of the cutscenes?
Garnie
03-13-2007, 01:12 PM
cause she is horny, she so horny!
why is vayne so ugly!
Jerseymilk
03-13-2007, 01:35 PM
Because he's the lovechild of Seymour and Nooj from FFX.
When will that big slash across Basch's forehead finally heal up?
Renmiri
03-13-2007, 02:37 PM
When he saves enough money for Botox
Why does the shamaness in Zalera's lap has those funky sunglasses ?
Melodies_of_life
03-13-2007, 03:52 PM
Because that is where Zalera's eyes really are.
It does make me wonder, why are Zalera's eyes right there?
Renmiri
03-13-2007, 05:11 PM
He wanted to ogle her breasts
Why is she naked ?
kurosaki_ichigo
03-13-2007, 05:56 PM
because larsa stole her clothes explaining his gayness
who would win a fight montblanc or gurdy?
Jerseymilk
03-13-2007, 06:15 PM
Gurdy because she'd cheat by staying in the air the whole time. XP
Why are Black Chocobos always so aggressive?
xtrava
03-13-2007, 06:18 PM
Because growing up in the hood is tough for anyone.
Is Reddas a pimp? He wears pink shorts...
Northcrest
03-13-2007, 06:46 PM
No hes just a wanna be P Diddy like everyone else at my school
Why do Vaan and Penelo hang out alot?
Melodies_of_life
03-14-2007, 02:28 AM
You know everywhere I look it says that they are more like brother and sisiter, but Vaan just doesn't want Balthier to find out that he is actually strait.
Where are the toughest fiends in the game?
qwertysaur
03-14-2007, 04:11 AM
off playing in traffic
who would win, venat, or this smiley face :D
the smilie!
lol
When can I go kick Herro's butt for not I.Ming me?
Gabranth
03-15-2007, 05:50 AM
i don't know, when are you gonna ask a stupid question that pertains to final fantasy 12?
where does balthier live?
choco_rider
03-15-2007, 07:20 AM
in Queklain's (or however you spell it) stomach.
since when did bomb's have kings?
Renmiri
03-15-2007, 05:31 PM
Since the day a Matriarch Bomb decided to make herself Queen and get a mate ;)
Why are Behemoth Steaks so prized in the shops ?
xtrava
03-15-2007, 07:51 PM
Theres a prohibition on eating Behemoth meat due to the chance of extinction...It's now worth more than whale meat on the Ivalice black market.
Where do Behemoth get their huge swords?? I mean theres one on the wall in a Weapons shop. Do Behemoths just walk in there and ask for one then casually walk back out :confused:
Renmiri
03-15-2007, 10:50 PM
Aye, have you tried saying no to one of them ?
Why do we need Charged Gizzards ?
jessica85r
03-26-2007, 05:35 PM
How else are you supposed to jump start a dead airship?
Do you suppose there's a Bazaar package for selling 99 Pebbles and 99 Rust Knots?
qwertysaur
03-27-2007, 02:34 AM
sure, but it would cost 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,992 gil, and would only contain boxes.
How old is Fran?
jessica85r
03-27-2007, 04:47 AM
Ask Vaan.
So, if and when FF12 shows up in a Kingdom Hearts game, which Disney Princess do you expect Al Cid to hit on? :love:
qwertysaur
03-27-2007, 05:01 AM
All of them
Push the big red button on the Strahl, what does it do?
Garnie
03-27-2007, 11:44 AM
It opens the baltheirs strip club( with xtra real big ladies)
so has anyone read my comic?
gudkid
03-27-2007, 03:44 PM
a lot!!!!! if it would be in sale....
why is the bangaa race named a bangaa?
TyphoonThaReapa
03-27-2007, 04:16 PM
The question is, who cares?
jessica85r
03-27-2007, 04:49 PM
The Empire's Census Bureau.
Why do you never see any Moogle kids?
kurosaki_ichigo
03-27-2007, 07:27 PM
there too small
how comes there no mention of food in invalice?
Melodies_of_life
03-28-2007, 10:56 PM
cause everyone there already ate it!
Why don't you ever hear the Moogles talk in the game?
dragontamer
03-29-2007, 11:00 AM
because they're shy.
what happened to vayne and larsas older brothers?
Garnie
03-29-2007, 11:57 AM
they were not written in the the script!
what type of hair products dose Balthier use?
Melodies_of_life
03-29-2007, 03:19 PM
He doesn't like to share that information with others.
Who is on the Final Fantasy XII logo?
Renmiri
03-30-2007, 02:28 AM
Venat in drag
Why do the Occuria sound so annoying ?
The Unknown Guru
03-30-2007, 02:46 AM
Invisible Darth Vader mask toy.
Was Vayne dropped when he was a baby?
Melodies_of_life
03-30-2007, 03:36 AM
He was rejected by his mama....!
Why does Larsa look like a girl?
qwertysaur
03-30-2007, 10:32 PM
Because he lost a bet, and liked the dress.
How can people resist playing with a mogles pom-poms?
Jerseymilk
03-31-2007, 12:06 AM
By discovering what it's actually made from.
How do the Judges deal with an itch if they're always wearing that armor?
qwertysaur
03-31-2007, 03:01 AM
Simple, they have a little moogle to do the scratching.
Why does ultima really hold up her skirt?
Icerose2300
04-02-2007, 05:37 AM
Because Balthier is under there.
Why does everyone in the Clan Hall blame Monid for being the Hunter Stalker?
kurosaki_ichigo
04-02-2007, 11:05 AM
Cause he stole all the cookies
How comes all time stops when your selecting an enemy to attack or deciding to use an item or magic!?
Renmiri
04-02-2007, 04:21 PM
Because you cheated and put it on Wait Mode
Why does Sorbet likes Mousse ?
qwertysaur
04-02-2007, 08:30 PM
Because its delicious.
What does Famfrit look like under that armour?
Icerose2300
04-03-2007, 03:57 AM
He is Dustin Diamond aka Screech, From Saved by the Bell.
Why does Elza (Reddas' Female crew mamber) wear her underwear over her shorts?
scrumpleberry
04-03-2007, 10:11 PM
She has daddy issues, and daddy was superman.
Doesn't Fran get a nasty wedgie from her outfit? Is that why she looks all annoyed most of the time?
Icerose2300
04-03-2007, 11:09 PM
Of Course, she does, But that's not the reason she looks annoyed, She look annoyed because she is actually in love with Basch, But is only using Balthier for his airship.
If Al-Cid is really gay, then why does he have a female servant with him at all times?
The Unknown Guru
04-05-2007, 12:12 AM
Uh... who exactly said he was?
How much does Cuchulainn weigh?
Glitch
04-05-2007, 12:43 AM
As much as a thirteen foot high bag of moldy marshmallows does.
What came first, the chocobo or the egg?
Alsray
04-05-2007, 01:09 AM
the Chocobo! of course
Did Vaan do Penelo?
Gabranth
04-05-2007, 06:14 AM
no, larsa did penelo. and balthier.....and vayne. and gramis.
what do seeqs smell like?
liamo
04-05-2007, 11:52 AM
Like a Seeq sty.
When does Ashley Riot show up?
qwertysaur
04-05-2007, 07:50 PM
She pilots the Ifrit.
Why is Gurdy the only moogle who flies?
Alsray
04-05-2007, 08:04 PM
because he was the only one to pass the Aviation class at school
what is Vaan's last name
qwertysaur
04-06-2007, 06:20 AM
Its the same as Reks, go ask him.
Why are elementals so hard.
Glitch
04-07-2007, 02:08 AM
Because the gods are mean and laugh at you when you get burned.
Who the heck are those lion-faced guys that follow the Marquis Ondore of Bhujerba? (I've only seen them once)
No.78
04-07-2007, 09:32 AM
A race from a place not on the accessible Ivalice map (I wondered that also).
How do Viera reproduce?
Gabranth
04-07-2007, 07:45 PM
the "wood"....enough said.
how much did reddas's house cost?
Renmiri
04-08-2007, 12:15 AM
All his hair
Why does the bird guy like Reddas so much ?
PS:
Who the heck are those lion-faced guys that follow the Marquis Ondore of Bhujerba? (I've only seen them once)
They are the Helgas iirc
gudkid
04-08-2007, 11:55 AM
coz they just do....
why are the viera's hot?
Gokalia
04-08-2007, 10:47 PM
they arnt you just think they are
what do they put in banchuus wine?
Renmiri
04-08-2007, 11:19 PM
Malboro juice
Why does snakeskin make good wine ?
Gokalia
04-08-2007, 11:24 PM
because the snake leaves special liquids behind
can cockatrices fly?
qwertysaur
04-09-2007, 04:37 AM
go ask one.
why do cockatrices have british accents?
Gokalia
04-09-2007, 04:56 AM
because they have no tongues and were born in England
why doesnt cid fly an airship like the other games?
Renmiri
04-09-2007, 07:08 AM
Why fly an airship when you can be God ?
Why is Venat helping the humans ?
Icerose2300
04-12-2007, 12:37 AM
Because he has the hots for Larsa
I can't think of a question, someone take it for me.
Renmiri
04-12-2007, 01:34 AM
Why does Fran use a wedgie suit to battle ?
gudkid
04-12-2007, 04:01 PM
coz the Vieras' got some fabric deficit.....
who is Balthier's mum?
scrumpleberry
04-13-2007, 09:03 AM
Mr. Stabby
Do they just stop making airships once they run out of summons/guardian forces/eidolons/whatev to name them after? That would really limit your battle options.
Hazzard
04-13-2007, 09:16 AM
Balthier: "The leading man is never seen riding an airship!"
Would you ever mate with a Moogle?
liamo
04-13-2007, 03:42 PM
"RAWR! OW CLAWS DON'T GO THERE AAARRGH"
if it goes like that then yeah.
When will they stop using the same music from the previous final fantasy's?
jessica85r
04-13-2007, 05:04 PM
When they start blowing the budget on the music instead of special effects.
If the Strahl had a ships' cat what would it' s name be? :catsmile:
Sefie1999AD
04-13-2007, 05:53 PM
Cait Ship.
Why do we never hear Moogles talk in FFXII?
Renmiri
04-13-2007, 08:17 PM
Because the voice acting budget was also blown in special effects.
Why does everyone think Moogles are good at fixing things ?
Hazzard
04-13-2007, 08:31 PM
Moogles are handy, and obviously the best. They have a large fan base all over Ivalice, and they're hugely respected. Haven't you noticed how rich they are?
Why do Moogles still talk to me in my dreams, about doing stuff with a naked Fran and Ashe?
jessica85r
04-14-2007, 03:18 AM
Moogles have very sensitive noses and they think all 3 of you need a bath.
How much wood could a worgan chuck if a worgan could chuck wood?
I Don't Need A Name
04-14-2007, 02:36 PM
2 slavens and half a pint of milk
why did the cactite cross the road?
Hazzard
04-14-2007, 03:18 PM
He saw a pretty Mu, who was looking kind of blue.
Is it true, that Mu's eat Ceberus poo?
Renmiri
04-14-2007, 06:22 PM
With chopped onion heads as garnish!
Who the hell eats Behemoth steaks ?
scrumpleberry
04-14-2007, 07:58 PM
...I do. Doesn't everyone? :(
How long do you think Ashe's skirt holds out before it splits and she has to go and buy a new one?
Hazzard
04-14-2007, 08:08 PM
Doesn't she wear a cloth like Tarzan. God she's sexy, well I'll be the one ripping it off, if you know what I mean.
How long would it take Penelo, to get that tight outfit off?
jessica85r
04-14-2007, 08:26 PM
One Sailor Moon style transformation sequence.
The real question is, how long will it take Basch to get her out of it? :tongue:
Renmiri
04-15-2007, 01:11 AM
He will never do it. Basch is mine all mine! ;)
Is it madness to think a bunch of pixels is hot ?
gudkid
04-15-2007, 09:26 AM
it depends on your psychologist....
why do some enemies look alike?
scrumpleberry
04-15-2007, 03:11 PM
Because they are the same genus.
Why is Vayne here? :confused:
'Cause he isn't there.
Do those pants make Penelo's butt look big?
jessica85r
04-16-2007, 07:51 PM
No, but those little wings might.
What colors are on Dalmasca's Flag?
Renmiri
04-17-2007, 12:54 AM
Pink like Ashe's miniskirt :p
What do the Viera eat ?
liamo
04-18-2007, 02:55 PM
Lettuce leaves and carrots
What do seeqs eat?
jessica85r
04-19-2007, 04:46 AM
Tofu and spring water.
What's so great about Gyshal Greens? :choc2:
Renmiri
04-19-2007, 06:26 AM
They get you high
Do chocobos get high ?
Gabranth
04-19-2007, 08:05 AM
only on life, renmiri. only on life.
who made the zodiac spear?
qwertysaur
04-19-2007, 09:40 PM
Some guy named Zodiac
Who names someone Zodiac?
Renmiri
04-19-2007, 10:32 PM
The same guy who named a moogle "Montblanc"
Why are there no females on the Garif village ?
Gabranth
04-20-2007, 07:52 AM
because bitches ain't :skull::skull::skull::skull: and the garif make their women live out in the wilderness until they are summoned.
how much did the strahl cost to make?
liamo
04-20-2007, 08:50 AM
whatever they put on the budget for it.
how does Vaan's nose defy gravity like that?
Renmiri
04-20-2007, 06:08 PM
He had a bad plastic surgery
Will Al Cid get a sex change surgery ?
jessica85r
04-20-2007, 07:58 PM
Yes. The girl who takes his glasses is actualy Al Cid himself, sent back in time by Dr Cid to warn the Mangdrossa Princes about the party. Unfortunately, they overshot the time and distance.
The question is, which side quest do you have to complete to get the time machine?
Renmiri
04-20-2007, 10:20 PM
You must get the Lu Chang's badge and the Omega badge and the "Anal Retentive" badge. Only then you can buy it for 1 million gil.
Where can you get 1 million gil ?
Gabranth
04-21-2007, 07:35 AM
after hitting the wyrm's snout to get the 500,000 gil, go down the paramina rift into the secluded area of silverflow's end. look around for the wyrm's anus, and prod it with the zodiac spear. 500,000 more gil will come out.
why are the viera such bitches?
Anno Domini
04-23-2007, 03:16 PM
They are angry at the world for their freakish bunny like exterior.
why are the seeq so fat and ugly
Renmiri
04-23-2007, 07:02 PM
They drink too much Sandsea Ale to forget their ugly mugs.
Are the Nu Mou a cross between a Seeq and a Bangaa ?
jessica85r
04-25-2007, 04:10 AM
No. They're the Mystics from the Dark Crystal movie reincarnated.
If you strapped a saddle to Big Bird do you think you could ride him like a chocobo?
abrojtm
04-25-2007, 05:58 AM
Go hop on an ostrich and find out!
How did Basch shave?
leader of mortals
04-26-2007, 09:45 PM
he yanked out the hairs one by one
doesnt basch cry when yanking hairs:cry:
No.78
04-26-2007, 10:01 PM
No, Basche is all man.
Why did Vaan not change his clothes for a year but Penelo did?
Icerose2300
04-30-2007, 09:51 PM
Cause Penelo actually like to be clean.
What would the baby look like if a Seeq and a Viera mated?
Renmiri
04-30-2007, 09:56 PM
Like a Nu Mou with boobs
What would a Seeq x Bangaa baby look like ?
zebaroth
05-03-2007, 06:34 AM
cuz he already had it...
why doesnt the eruyt village have males?
maybe the Verea Males stay at home take care of kids
and the females are the bigwigs:mog:
Icerose2300
05-05-2007, 01:38 AM
A chunkier Seymour Guido, I don't remember how to spell that.:D
Like a Nu Mou with boobs
What would a Seeq x Bangaa baby look like ?
Renmiri
05-05-2007, 04:31 AM
lol!
What would Seymour say to the Viera ?
atlanteay
05-05-2007, 06:26 AM
you have ears! i have ear-shaped hair!! OH MAH GAWD!!!
What would Vaan say about Seymour?
Renmiri
05-05-2007, 06:26 PM
you have ears! i have ear-shaped hair!! OH MAH GAWD!!!
lolz! :p
What would Vaan say about Seymour?
Blue haired freakazoid!
What would Penelo tell Vaan after he sais that ?
jessica85r
05-08-2007, 08:21 AM
"Hey Vaan, who's your blue haired friend and what's with the whipped cream?"
How does Balthier react when he relizes this is all going on on his ship?
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