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Martyr
02-09-2007, 08:40 PM
Is Home Alone the best movie ever, or what?

I kind of gathered that not all of us are in the shape we'd love to be in. What with diet pill ads all over the tv, people whining about their strength and weight, and my personal dissatisfaction with my personal weakness (I can't bench my weight) and my little tummy.

I just did 10 push-ups!

Yay.

What?

Let me explain the

PATENTED MARTYR'S EOFF WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!!!

Do either 10 push-ups or sit-ups for each post.

If you post 10 times, that's 50 sit ups and 50 push ups, maybe.

What I'm saying is that if you can burn the calories as fast as you burn up the keyboard, you'll be fit in no time.

This is an experimental weight loss technique. results are not guaranteed. We have no pictured of fat people who became slim. Use the technique at your own risk, preferably with a lifeguard of adult supervision.

So, kinda the topic, post if you're willing to work-out in tandem with your posting habits or if you have a better idea. or if you don't give a rat's sculpted rear end

Bunny
02-09-2007, 08:44 PM
But then I have to move...

Levian
02-09-2007, 08:47 PM
Wait, is this a vicious scheme to make me stop posting? :shifty:

Owen Macwere
02-09-2007, 08:52 PM
But then I have to move...

yes, indeed and I am not ready to set my plate of Mashroom and potato aside. :(

Old Manus
02-09-2007, 08:53 PM
Double posting is encouraged.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
02-09-2007, 09:44 PM
I've just had dinner, but I've always wanted to know what it's like to ride in an ambulance

Vikeve
02-09-2007, 09:45 PM
Hah I love this idea :jess: infact I'll start right now!

Misfit
02-09-2007, 09:46 PM
I do that already, and I'm still a little weak loser. :(

oddler
02-09-2007, 10:27 PM
I could do that but then I'd just stop sooner or later. I think I'll just not start at all.

Brilliant, though, I must say. :p

Araciel
02-09-2007, 11:12 PM
i can't add more exercise to what i already do...i would die

Jowy
02-09-2007, 11:14 PM
I do pushups and crunches before I go to bed and I still lack muscle tone. =P

Araciel
02-09-2007, 11:18 PM
I do pushups and crunches before I go to bed and I still lack muscle tone. =P

common...

oops i mean come on

you have to know it takes more than that

Aqua Mage
02-10-2007, 02:57 AM
Before and After
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/222px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png ---> http://sajadi.co.uk/fblog/images/anorexic.jpg

NOTE: These pictures are most defenitely of the same people.
I'm happy to be able to help with the promoting of this uber-cool idea. :)

Christmas
02-10-2007, 03:07 AM
I make people do push up in the military, I dun do it myself. :bigsmile:

Freya
02-10-2007, 03:56 AM
Sounds fun but I just ate. :(

Leen-Leen
02-10-2007, 04:07 AM
I'll try it out tomorrow when I'm not as lazy xDD No, i really will.

Probably.

Rainecloud
02-10-2007, 08:29 AM
I work out anyway, so what the heck.

Little Blue
02-10-2007, 01:01 PM
I just forget to eat (the internet is very distracting, and sleep is nifty too) :( Nearing 24 hours since I last had a proper meal... I'm quite hungry...

I'd rather forget to eat than exercise though, so I'm not joining your weight loss plan Martyr.

BarelySeeAtAll
02-10-2007, 02:07 PM
i know this is some form of evil scheme you have going on here martyr, i know your game
i wish i could try it, but i have other ways of weight loss my friend...im sorry
and i told you you are clever!!!!

fire_of_avalon
02-10-2007, 03:00 PM
I do pushups and crunches before I go to bed and I still lack muscle tone. =P

You're supposed to eat protien soon after you work out. Protien encourages the muscles being repaired to get bigger and stronger so they don't tear so easy next time.

Sidderz
02-10-2007, 03:07 PM
Yet another eeeeeeeeeevil weight loss plan eh?

Ah well screw it.. *does push ups*

Vincent, Thunder God
02-10-2007, 05:41 PM
I do my push-ups at another time of the day, so sadly I won't be participating.

Sergeant Hartman
02-10-2007, 09:10 PM
This looks like a job for..............:(

aquatius
02-10-2007, 09:46 PM
I'm in fine shape thank-you-very-much.

Agrias
02-10-2007, 10:01 PM
i never gain any weight, i'm 100 pounds, i do need to tone my body though. If anything, i walk everywhere..even if it takes two hours. that usually keeps my behind in shape and my legs are fairly good. If i feel i need more than that, i do 200 pushups and 200 crunches. not every night though..haha! so basically, i'll be thin till i'm 27. haha, WOO~GENES ftw!

theundeadhero
02-10-2007, 10:10 PM
I make people do push up in the military, I dun do it myself.

This plan won't really help you lose weight. You might get a little stronger, but that's about it.

No.78
02-10-2007, 10:30 PM
Sounds unneccessary to me :P I mean... You gotta do more than situps and pushups to get fit.

Odaisť Gaelach
02-11-2007, 12:07 AM
I'm 5' 11" and weigh 120lbs. Why the heck do I need to lose weight? :confused:

krissy
02-11-2007, 12:36 AM
it works with mmo's when you have to sit down to rest your character. everytime you heal up using time healing, you go do push ups.

in my defense this mmo was about spaceship battles.

Jojee
02-12-2007, 01:47 AM
Lies, it was Flyff. xDD


And I haven't done pushups and situps for years, not about to start now D:<

Huckleberry Quin
02-12-2007, 10:10 PM
I tried doing push-ups but my belly got in the way. And the doctor says I shouldn't lie on my back, due to the risk of my own neck fat crushing my windpipe.