A lively topic

[Rocket Edge]

On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia, it read:


Here lies
Ezekial Aikle

Age 102

The Good
Die Young.


At the end of an afternoon session of boxing practice last friday evening, i was discussing something about old people of all thing's to a friend. Long story short: Old people lead to the topic of war, war lead to death, death lead to grave, grave lead to epitaph. For my epitaph, i alway's wanted something comedic, so after a moment's thinking i thought the perfect title for mine would be (& still relating to boxing): Don't start counting, because i'm not getting up.

What do you want written on your epitaph? :monster:

[Nominus Experse]

PWNED

[rubah]

I won't need one!

[Agrias]

all your base are belong to us

[Araciel]

never given it any thought

[oddler]

Out to lunch.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

see you in Heaven

[Madame Adequate]

Here lies
Some worm food

[Firo Volondé]

Don't forget about me when science discovers a way to raise the dead...

[Mikztsu]

"Be right back."

[Spammerman]

Im buried face down so you can kiss my ass.

[Polaris]

"Next time bring me some beer instead of flowers"...

I really don't think ppl will buy me an epitaph :whimper:

[Bunny]

Game Over
Continue?

Yes / No

Alternatively,

"This isn't where I parked my car."

[Levian]

A bullet got junctioned to my face.

[Tasura]

"You're looking for who? Sorry man, he moved out last week."

[DM_Melkhar]

Me and my family had actually talked about this a number of years ago.

My parents said mine should be "I'll be back."

Dad's was - "Beneath this sod lies another" - in case someone doesn't know, sod is also the name for a lump of earth.

Mum's was - "Well she was tired."

One of my older brother's (who's not really a nice bloke to be honest) said that his would be - "Wish you were here."

[Misfit]

AFK.

[black orb]

>>> Game Over..

[Christmas]

HATRED NEVER DIEZ

[Bunny]

"Can I get a res?"

[Owen Macwere]

Be right back

OMG!! you guys almost killed me of laughing. lol

Edit: Oh no, someone has already used this.

"Dying was never one of my options"

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Don't wory, I'll see you again.

[Lost Number]

"I told ye I was ill"

So ripped off Spike Milligan, but hey, its a cool line.

[blim]

damn i was gonna nick spike's too in that case:

At Last, thought he'd never go!

[Chloe.]

"LOL."

[Martyr]

Here lies the happiest, wealthiest man alive dead.

[Shine On...]

The CN Tower Belongs To The Dead

-OR-

Here lies Chris Koslo, may he rest in eternal happiness.

[Shlup]

Here Lies Amanda M*turkanich
Beloved Daughter, Sister, Wife, Mother, Ninja

I find my own less amusing than some of the other ones posted, but at least I tried.

[oddler]

"Can I get a res?"

You mean a Rever? :confused:

[~*~Celes~*~]

"This is what happens when you take Bob's cookies...don't take Bob's cookies."

[NINJA_Ryu]

"My Wii, though elusive in life, I have now found ye in death!"

[Hambone]

Hi!

[Firo Volondé]

For ****'s sake, give me a Phoenix Down you tightwads!

[Bunny]

"Can I get a res?"

You mean a Rever? :confused:

With an eyebrow raised he asked, "Whatchu talking 'bout, Odd Eye?"

[Fonzie]

"Free Parking"