View Full Version : A lively topic
Rocket Edge
02-12-2007, 10:41 PM
On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia, it read:
Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
The Good
Die Young.
At the end of an afternoon session of boxing practice last friday evening, i was discussing something about old people of all thing's to a friend. Long story short: Old people lead to the topic of war, war lead to death, death lead to grave, grave lead to epitaph. For my epitaph, i alway's wanted something comedic, so after a moment's thinking i thought the perfect title for mine would be (& still relating to boxing): Don't start counting, because i'm not getting up.
What do you want written on your epitaph? :monster:
Nominus Experse
02-12-2007, 10:53 PM
PWNED
rubah
02-12-2007, 10:56 PM
I won't need one!
Agrias
02-12-2007, 11:05 PM
all your base are belong to us
Araciel
02-12-2007, 11:09 PM
never given it any thought
oddler
02-12-2007, 11:12 PM
Out to lunch.
Bart's Friend Milhouse
02-13-2007, 09:22 AM
see you in Heaven
Madame Adequate
02-13-2007, 09:41 AM
Here lies
Some worm food
Firo Volondé
02-13-2007, 11:21 AM
Don't forget about me when science discovers a way to raise the dead...
Mikztsu
02-13-2007, 01:10 PM
"Be right back."
Spammerman
02-13-2007, 01:11 PM
Im buried face down so you can kiss my ass.
Polaris
02-13-2007, 01:16 PM
"Next time bring me some beer instead of flowers"...
I really don't think ppl will buy me an epitaph :whimper:
Bunny
02-13-2007, 01:49 PM
Game Over
Continue?
Yes / No
Alternatively,
"This isn't where I parked my car."
Levian
02-13-2007, 01:53 PM
A bullet got junctioned to my face.
Tasura
02-13-2007, 03:16 PM
"You're looking for who? Sorry man, he moved out last week."
DM_Melkhar
02-13-2007, 03:48 PM
Me and my family had actually talked about this a number of years ago.
My parents said mine should be "I'll be back."
Dad's was - "Beneath this sod lies another" - in case someone doesn't know, sod is also the name for a lump of earth.
Mum's was - "Well she was tired."
One of my older brother's (who's not really a nice bloke to be honest) said that his would be - "Wish you were here."
Misfit
02-13-2007, 04:02 PM
AFK.
black orb
02-13-2007, 04:46 PM
>>> Game Over..
Christmas
02-13-2007, 04:51 PM
HATRED NEVER DIEZ
Bunny
02-13-2007, 05:43 PM
"Can I get a res?"
Owen Macwere
02-13-2007, 05:44 PM
Be right back
OMG!! you guys almost killed me of laughing. lol
Edit: Oh no, someone has already used this.
"Dying was never one of my options"
Heero Yuy NWZC
02-13-2007, 05:47 PM
Don't wory, I'll see you again.
Lost Number
02-13-2007, 05:59 PM
"I told ye I was ill"
So ripped off Spike Milligan, but hey, its a cool line.
damn i was gonna nick spike's too in that case:
At Last, thought he'd never go!
Chloe.
02-13-2007, 06:07 PM
"LOL."
Martyr
02-13-2007, 06:26 PM
Here lies the happiest, wealthiest man alive dead.
Shine On...
02-13-2007, 11:45 PM
The CN Tower Belongs To The Dead
-OR-
Here lies Chris Koslo, may he rest in eternal happiness.
Shlup
02-13-2007, 11:56 PM
Here Lies Amanda M*turkanich
Beloved Daughter, Sister, Wife, Mother, Ninja
I find my own less amusing than some of the other ones posted, but at least I tried.
oddler
02-14-2007, 12:03 AM
"Can I get a res?"
You mean a Rever? :confused:
~*~Celes~*~
02-14-2007, 12:04 AM
"This is what happens when you take Bob's cookies...don't take Bob's cookies."
NINJA_Ryu
02-14-2007, 12:14 AM
"My Wii, though elusive in life, I have now found ye in death!"
Hambone
02-14-2007, 01:12 AM
Hi!
Firo Volondé
02-14-2007, 10:44 AM
For ****'s sake, give me a Phoenix Down you tightwads!
Bunny
02-14-2007, 12:35 PM
"Can I get a res?"
You mean a Rever? :confused:
With an eyebrow raised he asked, "Whatchu talking 'bout, Odd Eye?"
Fonzie
02-14-2007, 01:38 PM
"Free Parking"
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.3 Copyright © 2024 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.