LOLZ - (Naughty Language Warning)

[Cruise Control]

Post a video/sound clip of your favorite comedian!

Jim Gaffigan FTW: HOOOOT POCKETS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAIyE7eW3A)
I reccomend you buy his CD, Beyond the Pale.

[Lynx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imd7bKFhRBw

dane cooks the man

[I Took the Red Pill]

I can't find edited clips from Eddie Murphy's Raw or George Carlin on Youtube, and the language probably wouldn't be appreciated.

So here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LDxBUoCN6MQ)'s some Mitch Hedberg.

[Yuriev's ghost]

Snap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T7uKvpzVXI)

[Shlup]

Since Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, and Mitch Hedburg have already been posted:

Gabriel Iglesias (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JAUq0MFUT8M)
Pablo Francisco (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZPBvFXf9Q2U)

Neither of those are their best clips, just the first one I found.