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Citizen Bleys
02-16-2007, 03:55 AM
Suppose you're travelling to a far-off land, where a strange and unfamiliar language is spoken. You only have time to learn 3 phrases in the local language. What phrases do you learn?

For my own amusement, I've translated my 3 phrases into Ukrainian.

Pivo, bud'laska.
De tut toahlet?
Vashe mayut sifilis?

Agrias
02-16-2007, 04:00 AM
i need food, i need a place to sleep, i need a shower, lollll!

Bunny
02-16-2007, 04:19 AM
So, how about that weather?
So, how about that local sports team?
Would you like to take part in a six person gang bang?

oddler
02-16-2007, 04:22 AM
So, how about that weather?
So, how about that local sports team?
Would you like to take part in a six person gang bang?

Amsterdam!

Where is the airport?
Where is this hotel?
Taxi!

Shlup
02-16-2007, 04:23 AM
DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH OMG PLZ?!
Do you watch Dr. Phil?
Would you like to buy me dinner?

fire_of_avalon
02-16-2007, 04:26 AM
I need help, please!
I am a powerful woman in my country, you shouldn't hurt me.
Where can I find the American Embassy?

mooglebunni608
02-16-2007, 04:27 AM
Hi Sexy!

Where is the bathroom?

What time is it?

rubah
02-16-2007, 04:30 AM
I like foa's

Shoeberto
02-16-2007, 04:32 AM
I like foa's
Me too. The powerful woman line would be even better coming from a guy, anyway. Keep 'em on their toes.

Mirage
02-16-2007, 04:33 AM
What good is knowing three phrases, when you can't understand the answers?

To stay on topic:
Where can I buy food?
Where can I find a place to sleep?
Is your sister hot, and if so, can you arrange a meeting with her for me?

Madonna
02-16-2007, 07:18 AM
You should know if you touch me, I scream like a little girl.
I spent a wonderful evening in a trashcan.
I am AmericanEnglish.

41-Inches-Wide
02-16-2007, 07:40 AM
Hurr!
Please point me in the general direction of the toilet bowl.
When is the next flight?

Owen Macwere
02-16-2007, 09:49 AM
Where's the hotel?
Where can I find the cheapest resturant?
Where the hell am I?

Rocket Edge
02-16-2007, 10:11 AM
Where can i find food?
Where can i find somewhere to sleep?
Where can i find a way out of here?

Misfit
02-16-2007, 03:17 PM
lol
brb
asl?

Vermachtnis
02-16-2007, 03:33 PM
I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy.
Hey sexy mama, wanna destroy all humans?

Zeldy
02-16-2007, 03:37 PM
Do you speak English? (Puhutteko te englantia?)
Can you help me? (Voisitteko te auttaa minua?)
I don't speak Finnish (En puhu suomea)

& because Im sad, I actually know what they are in finnish~

Craig
02-16-2007, 03:41 PM
If you can only learn three phrases, how will you understand their reply?

Rocket Edge
02-16-2007, 03:48 PM
Or,

Good afternoon, good evening, & good nightnight - Truman

Old Manus
02-16-2007, 04:45 PM
Where is the hotel
I seem to have slipped a disk, where is the nearest doctor's surgery
I got this for my birthday but Im stuck on this island and I ned to get mushrooms foc


EDIT: I spelt brothel wrong

Steve
02-16-2007, 05:15 PM
lol well since I don't know anything other than 3 phrases:

Do you speak english?
Yes I would like to sleep with you beautiful lady
where is the nearest pub?

oddler
02-16-2007, 06:03 PM
I got this for my birthday but Im stuck on this island and I ned to get mushrooms foc

Don't let Kishi see that. :shifty:

Christmas
02-16-2007, 06:09 PM
I RULEZ

YOU SUXZ

GG

Chloe.
02-16-2007, 06:23 PM
Where's the bathroom?
Can I go home?
Can you repeat that in English please? :bigsmile:

Huckleberry Quin
02-16-2007, 06:26 PM
Nice shoes.
Let's go back to my place.
Get out.

BarelySeeAtAll
02-16-2007, 06:29 PM
where are the sheep you evil menaces?

where is sephi?

where do you keep the sharp objects?

Bart's Friend Milhouse
02-16-2007, 08:24 PM
Where can I log onto Eoff?

Leeza
02-17-2007, 03:20 AM
For my own amusement, I've translated my 3 phrases into Ukrainian.

Pivo, bud'laska.
De tut toahlet?
Vashe mayut sifilis?

Drink Bud Light.
Where's the toilet?
Does your mother have syphilis?

Bleys, Bleys, Bleys.... :)

Agrias
02-17-2007, 03:45 AM
you looking for a fun time?
that'll be 1000 per hour
kthxbai!

(i'm sorry i had to)

Cz
02-17-2007, 11:35 AM
"High Five!"
"Down low!"
"Too slow!"

NeoCracker
02-17-2007, 12:10 PM
HAve you ever been so mad you could punch a baby?

How much for a hit on Miriel?

How do they make Jello Green?

Rocket Edge
02-17-2007, 03:05 PM
"High Five!"
"Down low!"
"Too slow!"
The best one!

Citizen Bleys
02-20-2007, 04:56 AM
Drink Bud Light.
Where's the toilet?
Does your mother have syphilis?

Bleys, Bleys, Bleys.... :)

Close...but where the devil did you get "mother" from? Mayut is "to have" conjugated to match vashe:

<table border=0>
<tr><td>Ya mayu</td><td>я маю</td></tr>
<tr><td>Tih mayesh</td><td>ти маєш</td></tr>
<tr><td>Vin/vona/vono maye</td><td>вин/вона/воно має</td></tr>
<tr><td>Mih mayemo</td><td>ми маємо</td></tr>
<tr><td>Vih mayete</td><td>ви маєте</td></tr>
<tr><td>Vonih mayut</td><td>вони мають</td></tr>
</table>

(The posessive form of вони being ваше, of course)

And yes, I am aware that that is more Ukrainian than anybody here has any interest in knowing.

добре вечір!

NINJA_Ryu
02-20-2007, 05:26 AM
I am your god
Get me a gun
Make me king

Rengori
02-20-2007, 07:25 AM
Do you speak english?
I don't understand language x.
Where's the bathroom?

Araciel
02-20-2007, 07:35 AM
my ear hurts
do you have any q-tips?
where is the ear doctor?

Leeza
02-20-2007, 08:29 AM
Close...but where the devil did you get "mother" from? Mayut is "to have" conjugated to match vashe:
I was sort of translating from Russian, which is slightly different from Ukranian, and I am not familiar with Mayut. So, мать was as close as I could translate it and мать is <i>mother</i>. :)

Citizen Bleys
02-20-2007, 09:01 AM
Heh...the infinitive for "to have" in Ukrainian is мати, too. Almost indistinguishable.

недобре говорію по русскі. Украйнскою is hard enouth.

vinnie's mini's
02-20-2007, 04:11 PM
Do you want to be my Giant Friendly mushroom number 4?
Could you point me in the direction of the nearest fridge please?
You know that red dress is a stunning disaster.

yanis
02-20-2007, 05:01 PM
Phrases in different languages, just in case ... ;)

Den katalaveno! Milate Ellinika?
Ne panimayu! Gavarite po Ruski?
I don't understand! Do you speak English?

Croyles
02-20-2007, 05:21 PM
You love knives? Oh yeah I guess their cool.
Oh I see you have one on you now.
Tell my wife I love her.

Chemical
02-20-2007, 06:27 PM
May I have 2 beers plaease.
Never again without my permision.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?