ITT we post ridiculous album covers

[Jowy]

Sometimes the best part about owning a certain CD is the terrible artwork on the cover. Let's share some of the more interesting ones:

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/psycho_mantis/rap_bigbear.jpg>

[Martyr]

http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/171/product_medium/DECD142.jpg

[escobert]

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drf500/f555/f55588abwgi.jpg

[Agrias]

http://www.rockandrollreport.com/the_rock_and_roll_report/images/poison_3.jpg

[oddler]

The many facets of Roger. Ah, the power of cheese.

[I Took the Red Pill]

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/01/24/14/15/0001241415992_500X500.jpg

[Shoeberto]

This is Lounge stuffs.

Anyone have a link to that album cover site that had a bunch of weird ones?

[Ryth]

Easy.

[Old Manus]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/swede.jpg

And just for laughs:

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/letmetouch.jpg

[jrgen]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/swede.jpg
I never understood that one. Anyone care to explain?

[Martyr]

Man or woman, us we Swede's are all hot blondes.

[No_face]

*snip*

Yeah, definitely not allowing that to be posted. -- foa

and it ain't a bad album neither

[eestlinc]

Way to screw up the apostrophe, crappy album cover maker.

[Mirage]

What album was it No_face linked to? :p

[jrgen]

Man or woman, us we Swede's are all hot blondes.
I doubt that's the point with it, cause it would be a lame one.

[Jowy]

What album was it No_face linked to? :p

Something by Cannibal Corpse with some maggots crawling over a naked lady.

[No_face]

What album was it No_face linked to? :p

worm infestation by cannible corpse. its a crap-tastic band,(yet that albums okay) with some nasty album covers. sorry bout that folks:laughing:

[Martyr]

Man or woman, us we Swede's are all hot blondes.
I doubt that's the point with it, cause it would be a lame one.

Care to check out the picture and take a guess then?

We have:
A. A lovely family of blonde Swede's.
B. They're happy. Skating around. Waving as a man, most likely the father/husband, arrives on the scene.
C. This man is obviously the king of a perfect household with loving members. He can afford to support everybody etc.

It's a Beautiful Life.

The only extras in the scene are an axe and a bag.
Now, he's obviously coming home from work of some sort. I dunno. His axe is a hand axe. It's winter, so more likely than not he's been out chopping wood. Everybody may be happy because he's going to start a bonfire or something to warm everybody up.

I don't understand the bag. I don't know enough about Swedish Bag Symbolism to make a justified call on it.

For the sake of argument, let's assume that that bag has deep significance in accordance with dark and powerful meanings behind the scene and modern Swedish culture. Yeah? In that case you're right.

In every other case, I'm obviously right.

And since nobody seems to be able to contest my observations, maybe you'd better think for yourself before you smartmouth me.

Edit: Oh dang, it looks like they're wearing short clothes. It must be summertime, and the scene isn't well colored. The boys are wrestling in the yeard? It still looks like we have a snowman in the front, covered by the title...

Of course, Swedes live way up in the north, and are probably very well acclamated to the icy weather. I mean, summer is prolly cold anyway, so they may as well wear their skirts anythme throughout the year. Whatever.

All white may symbolize that it's moonlit and they're going through that long stretch of nothing-but-night.

Either way, the bag and axe is indefinable to me other than signs of work that daddy's done that has made everybody happy because he maintains their lovely house and vast property.

Hey! The bag might be food! Maybe be's a hunter/butcher like me!
Everybody is hungry.

And a Swede's gotta understand that when a Swede is hungry, he's gotta eat to maintain the impeccable beauty of his life.

[Crushed Hope]

Cattle Decapitation - Humanure

http://metal-archives.com/images/44806.JPG

Look only if you don't have a weak stomach :D

[Jowy]

I feel accomplished since one of my threads probably got someone banned. /no1

Carry on.

[Momiji]

I'd post one, but all of the albums I own aren't really ridiculous-looking.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Smell_The_Glove.png

Smell the Glove - Spinal Tap

[Momiji]

Cattle Decapitation - Humanure

http://metal-archives.com/images/44806.JPG

Look only if you don't have a weak stomach :D

The link doesn't work.

[Jowy]

Copy/paste it as the site doesn't allow remote linking.

[Momiji]

Copy/paste it as the site doesn't allow remote linking.

Oh.



...well that was just disgusting...


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...people actually LISTEN to that? I mean...if they sound as bad as their album covers look...