Hi! I'm Hugh Jackman!

[Martyr]

Like, what are you're favorite pick-up lines?

[mooglebunni608]

I'm like a rubix cube, babey. The more you play with me, the harder I get =D

[fire_of_avalon]

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

That one is from a website with dirty words that I'm not linking. It's hilarious, though.

[oddler]

I am favorite pick-up line is "Hey, are you going to be walking to your car alone later?"

[JAVIER]

Hello hugh jackman, i love you in xman!!!

Do you really have claws? Please tell this!!

[Mitch]

Ever tripped over a tree?

How about a root?

[Jowy]

Are those moon pants?

Because that ass is out of this world!

[DK]

*sigh* *forlorn smile* It's not much use inheriting 80 million quid when you've got a weak heart.

[Rase]

Want to do it?

This one never seems to work for me though. :(

[Gabranth]

you might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.




works EVERY TIME

[Wolf Kanno]

Did I mention my grandfather is Sean Connery?

[Mirage]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[Citizen Bleys]

"Scream and I'll kill you"

[Shlup]

"Scream and I'll kill you"
I knew that was you!

[Yamaneko]

In before the chloroform one.

[Jowy]

Hey Yams, does this smell like chloroform to you? :monster:

[krissy]

drop that zero and get with the hero baby

[Araciel]

SURPRISE

*rapes*

[NeoCracker]

I don't have a library Card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Is your father retarded? Cause Your special.
How'd you get through security, cause Your the bomb.
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?
Can I have a map, because I got lost in your eyes.
You must have fallen from heavan, that would explain how you messed up your face.

[SNOOZER]

"You're the bees knees baby! I missed you bad!"

[Fatal Impurity]

"you have such luscious lips,
the lips between your hips!"

or

"Hi my face is leaving in five minutes,
and i want you on it"

or "Nice dress, but it would look better on my floor"

all these are REALLY bad lol thats why i never use chatup lines.

[No.78]

O_o

[NeoCracker]

Love is a sensation that starts by temptation
A Guy sticks his location in a girls destination
to populate the next Generation
Do you understand my explanation
or do you need a demonstration

[Firo Volondé]

"You know, I have a special watch. It can tell me that you're not wearing any underpants ... Oops, looks like my watch is five minutes fast."

[Peegee]

- asl?
- here's 500$ you're my date for tonight

[Giga Guess]

How's about you sit on my lap, and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

[Misfit]

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?" ;D

[Roto13]

That blouse is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be *censored* too.

[Shoeberto]

I've found that the cheesy effect of pickup lines is made even funnier when you reverse them to compliment yourself.

"Mm, these must be astronaut pants, 'cause my ass is out of this WORLD."
"Ohh, my head hurts... from when I fell from heaven."
etc.

[Levian]

"I'm a Cid's Knight at Eyes on Final Fantasy."

But I have to whisper it so I don't get jumped at by all the girls in the bar.

[I Don't Need A Name]

do you have mirrors in your shoes cos i can see myself in your pants :D

[Rocket Edge]

"Baby did you fart? Cos you blow me away!!"

[Bunny]

"Would you like to touch my penis?"

[SammieBabe]

"Wow, you're my wife's type too.."

[stuffing]

YOU LOOK LIKE MY NEXT GIRL FRIEND

am i rite :tongue:

[Hambone]

...Hi.

[NeoCracker]

"Wow, you're my wife's type too.."

I love you so much right now.

[krissy]

i'll give you a ten second running start

[Doomie]

Can you be my math tutor? We’ll go over to my place, add up some drinks, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

[Yeargdribble]

"Wow, you're my wife's type too.."

I've actually said this, but I wasn't really trying to pick the girl up. It just kinda came up, because the girl was my wife's type. :p

[Sefie1999AD]

I don't think there are any good pick-up lines, but this one is quite funny (by the Black Mage from the 8-Bit Theater):

BM: "Y'see, it's just that you're obviously a very intelligent and beautiful woman and I guess I was trying to impress you."
WM: "Why?"
BM: "Well, um... my friend and I are trying out for that Light Warrior job. I thought that..."
WM: "A white mage would make an excellent addition to the team?"
BM: "Er... yeah!"
WM: "Well, why didn't you say so?"
BM: "I guess I got nervous about approaching a woman of your high calibur."
WM: "A cute little guy like you doesn't have anything to be nervous about. Now let's meet this friend of yours."
BM: ("Wow, that actually worked! Sucker!")

[Iceglow]

I don't have any set line that works for me I just go out there and be honest. If I think someone is witty, intelligent and beautiful then well I'll let them know and it can often surprise the person because I am just so honest about it. So far being honest has never gotten me slapped.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm dying tomorrow.

[Griff]

*walk in without pants, walk out with following of women*

[Raistlin]

In before the chloroform one.

Does this drink taste like rohypnol to you?

[McLovin']

Hey, I've seemed to lost my number. Can I have yours?

[krissy]

the best thing about waking up next to you in the morning is how much you look like your mother

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

it has it's limits though

[SammieBabe]

"Wow, you're my wife's type too.."

I've actually said this, but I wasn't really trying to pick the girl up. It just kinda came up, because the girl was my wife's type. :p

A married guy at a bar was flirting with me when he actually said this after I told him to buzz off...
He was actually hot though...:)