wishing game - ONE POST IN TEN ONLY!1!!!1!

[loben]

2 rules
1. don't post twice in a row
2. horribly mess up the last persons wish, then make your own.

Example:
Person 1: I wish for a cookie!
person 2: Granted, but the cookie monster does a drive by on your for it. I wish for.....

edit: you're suppose to granted what ever they wish for and mess it up, not just denie it. unless you do it in a horribly funny way.

I wish for a mountain dew.

[Hambone]

You can't have one.

I want you.

[Martyr]

You want me? A dead guy? Way to go necropheliac.

I wish i was alive.

[Freya]

1. don't post twice in a row

No double posting anyway :p
I take it, A noob intro/game thread, that's a first.

I want me too! Then you'd be a zombie
I wish I had donuts.
EDIT: dang you martyr

[stuffing]

Donuts will make you fat :S

I wish I rolled a feral druid in WoW

[Iceglow]

you did but everyone else rolled better than you.

I wish I could get to where I want to be and with who I want to be there with.

[oddler]

Too bad you don't have a private jet, huh?

I wish I was dumb.

[Freya]

You didn't have to wish for that.

I wish I could visit you geeks in the UK!

[Araciel]

you do, but they all come to the CDN meetup while you're flying over...you wave through the window as they passby in a blackbird or whatever kinda planes they have.

i wish i could double post in this thread.

[Mirage]

Too bad that'd get you warned.

I wish I had a grenade.

[fire_of_avalon]

It'd probably be a dud.

I wish I knew why my toes feel weird.

[loben]

granted, but then you realize that they have been replaced by a sarcscznchuwan (don't ask).

I wish for more hours of the day

[oddler]

Being in cahoots with George W. isn't bright.
Daylight Savings Time will never actually do such a thing.

I wish I had my own smilie with three eyes.

[Iceglow]

You do but are banned as well thus making it so that you cannot use the smilie.

I wish I had more money.

[aquatius]

You do, but it's currency from a different galaxy that you'll never reach.
I wish Camelot made a sequel to Golden Sun 2.

[Rye]

Wasn't Camelot the gay one?

I wish for a new WORKING LAPTOP. >:[~

[Giga Guess]

You get a laptop. It runs, but is on a continual loop that causes it to shut down in a few minutes after booting it up. Better define "works" better next time. :p

I wish I was a hero.

[Iceglow]

you are a hero of cockroaches

I wish I was warmer than I am right now.

[Maxico]

Your intestines violently explode, generating heat, but leaving you with a gaping hole for a digestive tract.

I wish for clown shoes.

[Quindiana Jones]

This has already happened to me once this week. I can't stand it again.

Ah well.

Don't lie to yourself.

I wish you were all dead.

[oddler]

Too late. We're already undead and we just laugh at you.

I wish I had a better tasting pizza right now.

[Owen Macwere]

You do but it is rotten.

I wish I can find the games I like in the market.

[Masamunemaster]

To bad all the shelves are empty

I wish I could go back 3 months

[Maxico]

I thought the point was to grant it, but think up some creative way for it to go horribly wrong. Not simply state the opposite of whatever they said.

[Misfit]

Well, Maxico, YOU WERE WRONG!

I wish I had chocolate. ;o

[Maxico]

You CHOKE on the chocolate and DIE! :(

I wish this made more sense.

[Iceglow]

it does but with it making more sense the CIA then decide you are a threat to national security and have you executed by Jack Bauer XD

I wish my life was more simple at times.

[Quindiana Jones]

Could you be more of a simpleton? ;)

I wish I was more of a simpleton.

[Owen Macwere]

You are, but Gods are normally complex, you lose!.

I wish I can know the future.

[Riana]

Granted. You already knew you were going to post in this thread.

I wish I had a room full of jasmine.

[Martyr]

What? Alladin's wife? And now she's as fat as the room? Good luck getting her out!

Who's got a wrecking ball, eh?

I wish I had the finest legs this side o' the Nile.

[oddler]

Granted. Fine as thread. Don't step or you'll break them.

I wish for more wishes.

[McLovin']

Everyone knows that you can't divide anything by 0.

I wish I could have some chocolate right now.

[leon123]

granted but now your fat and nobody likes you. :sad:

I wish for a ps3

[loben]

granted, but my appears inside your ps3, so it breaks.
I wish to have someone do my homewrok. With 100% correctness. and on time ness. Oh, that person better have more spelling and english skills than me.

[Giga Guess]

Granted. And an anonymous tipster tells your teacher about this person. Enjoy the big fat zero you're getting.

I wish to know what any person is feeling.

[abrojtm]

Granted; however, knowing the intensity of everyone's feelins simultaneously makes your brain implode. You are dead.

I wish for an otter.

[loben]

granted, but its a reject from the barney show.

I wish for PIE!!!!!!

[Riana]

Granted. It tastes awful.

I wish I had a nice new hat that looks stylish.

[aquatius]

Granted, but it has glue in it and sticks to your head forever.
I wish I never went hungry or thirsty.

[Owen Macwere]

Granted, but you'd die next week.

I wish I can fly.

[Masamunemaster]

Granted, but king kong smacks you down

I wish I knew which of the 2 girls I should choose from

[loben]

granted, but the one you choose gets horribly horribly fat.

I wish to know what the heck this is:pinkelephant:

[Hambone]

granted, it's you.

I wish I had some tater tots.

[Quindiana Jones]

You can have them, but I'm pretty sure you can get arrested for that.

I wish I was a punk rocker, with flowers in my hair.

[Giga Guess]

Granted. you're now and angsty young man, jamming in a garage, with flowers growing out of your head.

I wish I had a death ray!

[Shauna]

Granted. But the death ray backfires and kills you instead. =[

I wish I could pass my exams. =[

[oddler]

Granted. But you get a time-consuming office job because of your performance and never see anything but your desk and your work again.

I wish I could give someone else my wish.

[loben]

granted, but it has to be your spilt personality

I wish to have an extened weekend

[Goldenboko]

Been then what would happen to the week day? :eek:

I wish PuPu's usernotes (http://forums.eyesonff.com/usernote.php?u=24643) where OVER NINE THOUSAND!

[Owen Macwere]

Granted, but he'll be banned for being too heavy on EOFF.

I wish I can be up to someone's expectations.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Granted, but with your wish will come fame, and pressure. People will be asking for the follow-up. The Daily Mail will never leave you alone! You'll be constantly hounded by the paparazzi! There'll never be any peace. Even while you're walking down the beach with your discretely pregnant Brazillian girlfriend.

"You can come after me," you shout. "You can harrass me but leave her out of it! She is just an ordinary lingerie model."

...

I wish Black Books were on the TV right now.

[Momiji]

Granted, but the power goes out after 2 minutes.

I wish for a Gibson SG guitar with strings, pickups, an amp, picks, and the electricity needed for it to work, with no way for them to not work in any way.

Let's see THAT backfire.

[loben]

granted, but an angry mob makes you give it to ozzy fudd cuz he broke his. oh, you never get it back.

I wish to see the look on Poetically Pathetic's face when they see I screwed up their wish

[Martyr]

Do you not know that Poetically Pathetic Distressed will turn your to stone?

(Ha Ha! Sculpture Boy!)

I wish I was an Oscar ameyer Weiner!
(Try to make that somehow worse than it already is, babes!
And don't you forget that I want it!
I want it bad!)

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

granted, but it's over 3 years old and has maggots crawling over the edible remains. Do you still want it?

I wish for world peace

[Masamunemaster]

granted then nukes are mysteriously launched at every country

I wish I knew exactly what my dreams meant

[Goldenboko]

Granted but you find out that they mean in seven days you'll be watching TV and a little girl will come out of the screen and kill you.

I wish the next person doesn't use my wish against me.

[McLovin']

You wish nothing, you get nothing. Would you like fries with that?

I wish to know the mystery of the island in Lost.

[Masamunemaster]

granted but you are sucked to it without any previous knowledge

I wish I knew of a proxy server that worked

[loben]

granted, but so does everyone else.

I wish

[Giga Guess]

Granted. You are hurled into nothingness.

I wish that I could control the weather.

[Diango12]

Granted except your attacked by weathermen for messing around with there forcasts

I wish I could find clarity

[Mittopotahis]

Your wish is my command, but everything goes so clear its transparent. Everything.

I wish I could wear underwear for more than one day in a row.

[loben]

not granted because ew.....just ew....

I wish I didn't get pictures in my head...

[Diango12]

Granted, except now the sweet image of aries dying is dead to you. If you want to see it again youll have to log out every single time.

I wish I had power to move the sun

[Masamunemaster]

granted but it begins to hurldle out of control at the earth and you cant help it

I wish women wernt so confusing

[Bunny]

Granted. But now they are all men.

I wish, I wish, I were a fish.

[Owen Macwere]

Granted, but a firsherman has caught you and now you are being eaten. Oh, the small bones!

I wish I can go to the moon.

[Polaris]

Granted but u'd hve to have tons and tons of money

I wish I had a german person to make my german homeowrks!:(

[Masamunemaster]

granted but he goes all nazi on you

I wish that I could punch someone in the face

[loben]

granted, but its a baby, so you get sued for child abuse.

I wish for a meat house for my mouse.

[Spammerman]

Granted, but the meat drew flies, which killed the mouse.

I wish I could hack in life.

[Giga Guess]

Granted, but your frequent manipulations cause a massive "crash" hutling all existence into nothingness. Way to go.

I wish I could make smilies appear out of thin air.

[Freya]

Granted, but you make smilie that ends up eating you head. Way to go headless mcguess.

I wish I could watch my dreams afterward like little movies,

[Shine On...]

Granted, but you dream a dream so unforgettable. The dream is of young scottish dwarves feeding on your head, and although they understand perfect English and will do anything you ask, they have no ears to hear you say "STOP! I NEED THIS TO FUNCTION!" So your head continues to be fed upon until you die...

...in the dream of course, remember that that was the dream which had been so unforgettable, but as your wish was to watch your dreams like little movies, you watched said dream and it gets burned into your mind. After that you slowly go insane...


I wish that I could form a post-rock trio called LiveUpdate!

[loben]

granted, but someone Live updates you!

I wish someone somewhere gets a bad picture from the sentence before this, just so I didn't waste my time.

[Peegee]

Granted, but it's a pic of your mom and they got so mad the posted it everywhere so now you and your mother are laughing stocks.

I wish I had a pie ^_^

[kratos_GoS]

Granted, but it's made out of goat milk and old socks

I wish I had a millon dollars

[Shine On...]

Granted, but the million dollars is in cheque form! DUN DUN DUHH!

...And the cheque was made from your head! DUN DUN DUHH x2



I wish i had a pet n00b.

[Remon]

Granted
It's a white whale Hooray!

I wish i had green eyes

[loben]

gratned, your eyeballs are torn out and replace ith green ping pong balls.
I wish for :choc:

[Firo Volondé]

Granted, but the :choc: runs away because you don't have any Greens.

I wish I was a punk rocker, with flowers in my hair.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Granted but, the flower's are dead. (sucks, I know)

I wish to meet Panic! at the Disco. :bigsmile:

[Diango12]

Granted but you panic so hard you dance yourself to death. Calm down next time.


I wish I can live a simple life and be happy about it

[PyroManiak]

granted, but yout life got flipped turned upside down and you'd like to take a minute just sit right there u'll tell us how u became the prince of a town called Bel-air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where u spent most of ur days chillin' out maxin' and relaxin' all cool and shootin' some B-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys they were up to no good started makin' trouble in ur neighborhood u got in one little fight and ur mom got scared and she said "You're movin' wth your auntie and uncle in Bel-air". you whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence place said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror but anyway u could say that this cab was rare but u thought nah forget it "YO HOLMES TO BEL-AIR!" you pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and u yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at ur kingdom u were finally there to sit on ur throne as the prince of Bel-air...

I wish I was a potato shaped like a turd

[Martyr]

Granted, but, um, heh-
You see, you're actually a potato that has been turned into a turd. Thus the shape.
On the bright side, you'll get to explore where few have gone before.
The Septic Tank.

I wish I was married to Sandra Bullock.

[Spammerman]

Granted, but your frequent manipulations cause a massive "crash" hutling all existence into nothingness. Way to go.


Thats pretty awesome. Im like super hacker then.

[Shine On...]

I wish I was married to Sandra Bullock.

GRANTED! But due to her subpar acting, your head explodes!

I wish I could avoid using the word 'head' in every post I make in this thread. :)

[PyroManiak]

granted, but you think in your head "im glad I was able to stop using the word head in this thread".

I wish I had diplomatic immunity w/ a force feild that no one but hot chicks can get through

[Owen Macwere]

Granted, but the angry waves of the ocean attack and turn it off.

I wish I was a ghost.

[Giga Guess]

Granted. You're dead now. Have fun.

I wish I was the strongest person in existence.

[Freya]

Granted,
But mister mcguess, your strength is too much for you to handle and thus you explode. Way to go McGuess.

I wish for some key lime pie!

[loben]

granted, but some of the keys in it are to the safes in the one heavily guared place were they keep all the gold.....(brain fart). SO, anyways, they keep you there till they come out and then make you stay becuase you saw too much.

I wish for I sweet ninaj sword

[Ko Ko]

Granted, but You'd cut your eye out, kid.

I wish for a pair of pants. I dont own any.

[Shine On...]

GRANTED! you get these so-called "pants" but soon find they chafe at the nether regions of your body, you then decide to go to the sun in order to get new pants that don't chafe, but for some reason you forgot how hot the sun is and burn!

I wish I could watch Godspeed You! Black Emperor perform live just once...:(

[Iceglow]

You do except the stadium collapses on top of you, strangely in this freak accident you are the only fatality in thousands.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

[Martyr]

Granted. YOU have more hours in the day, but you have now found yourself, after only a few years, having aged far more than your peers.
Turns out that the cost of that extra intermediary time is a a decade and a half off your lifespan.
Don't worry though, on a long enough timeline, the survival rate of everyone falls to zero.

I wish I had size 15 feet.

[Ko Ko]

Granted, but your ability to dance ballet has been thwarted.
Poor you.

I wish I had the courage to sing in front of a thousand people.

[Shine On...]

Grnted butt curge dose not make u a gr8 singer so u sux at teh singing and ppl taht here itz R forvere doomed cuz you liek sux at its that badaz.

I wsh taht i was teh cool. :bigsmile:

[Mogi]

Granted, you trip while walking on stage and swallow a microphone, causing you to be paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life. You commit suicide on Monday, March 5, 2007, at 7:54 PM, and become a ghost that walks the earth forever without the ability to talk to anyone, still paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I could read.

EDIT: Foiled!

Shine On...

Granted, but you get so cool that you're cooler than everyone else. You then trip and swallow a microphone, causing you to be paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life. You commit suicide on Monday, March 5, 2007, at 7:54 PM, and become a ghost that walks the earth forever without the ability to talk to anyone, still paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I could read.

[Shine On...]

Death By Moogles... NICE hahah!

[Fonzie]

Granted! Though, right when you master the english language President Dubbya Bush announces that everybody must learn Chinese. Too bad.

I wish for a second wish.

[forevergamer]

granted!!but when you were about to use the wish,you wished "why did i wish for a second wish?"

i wish the old games can come back


Been a gamer since,been a gamer still...

[blackmage_nuke]

Granted unfortunately your computer isnt compatable with old software and the consoles are impossible to find.

I wish this sentence is a lie.

[Agrias]

granted but it ends up being more truth in that it smells kinda funky. yes a sentence can smell.

i wish people wouldnt mistreat me anymore.

[boys from the dwarf]

Granted. now all the animals are being jerks to you.

I wish i had the best singing voice ever.

[Mogi]

Death By Moogles... NICE hahah!

Hah, Thanks!
:D


I wish i had the best singing voice ever.

Granted, too bad you can't talk.

I wish I could be dead like all of you.

[Wolf Kanno]

Granted but Michael Jackson decides to make a new"Thriller" video and does his evil dance to bring everyone else back to life as zombies except for you.

I wish I was a tranvestite...

[loben]

granted, but the story behind it make you go insane

I wish for the girls in my newspaper class to stop talking about PROM!!!
AHHHHHHH

[Masamunemaster]

granted but now they wont leave you alone about going with them

I wish that this wish can't be messed up

[boys from the dwarf]

Granted but the wish ends up being screwed up instead.

i wish that everyone was happy forever.

[Bunny]

Granted. Watch Equilibrium for the effects of badness.

I wish God would go poof and say "Sup" to me.

[Agrias]

alright but because of his magnitude you'd die instantly because your feeble human body wouldnt be able to stand his intense holiness.

i wish i had the power of invisibility.

[boys from the dwarf]

now everything is invsible so your not unique at all.

i wish that i could do whatever i wanted.

[Freya]

I wish for the girls in my newspaper class to stop talking about PROM!!!
AHHHHHHH
WE WERE RESEARCHING!!!!! :shifty: Oh and working, something you didn't seem to do. :mad:

Granted, but you decided to make a bomb becuase "you could do whatever you wanted" and accidentaly pushed the big red button "explode". Too bad your dead.

I wish that I could think about somewhere, really hard and poof I'd be there.

[loben]

I wish for the girls in my newspaper class to stop talking about PROM!!!
AHHHHHHH


granted but now they wont leave you alone about going with them





I wish for the girls in my newspaper class to stop talking about PROM!!!
AHHHHHHH
WE WERE RESEARCHING!!!!! :shifty: Oh and working, something you didn't seem to do. :mad:

I wish that I could think about somewhere, really hard and poof I'd be there.

Not granted. I don't need you down my pants :)

I wish That that wasn't sarcasm becuase I gave it up for lent....

[Shine On...]

GRANTED! But instead you give up shambolic pies! Then you become a very sarcastic person again and you die because your own antics make you laugh yourself into an erupting volcano!

I wish there was a forum on this place dedicated to spam. :)

[Savern Volaco]

Granted! But when you Send some spam to a guy who lives in nigeria and he Freaks out later you See a red dot on your for head *bang* X_X

I wish I could Find my Soul

[Martyr]

Discovering your soul manifest means that it is no longer within you.
Welcome to HELL!

I wish I could see through walls.

[Wolf Kanno]

Granted, but you decide to investigate the weird noise coming from your grandparents room at night and the horror of what you saw has struck you deaf, dumb, and blind.;)

I wish I didn't have a dirty mind...

[Bunny]

Granted. But now you can't stop thinking about harmonicas.

I wish I had a hamburger.

[Riana]

Granted but you lost your tastebuds.

I wish my breasts were slightly smaller.

[Masamunemaster]

Granted but one is bigger than the other

I wish grades didn't matter

[loben]

Granted, but then highschool wouldn't matter. Then education wou;dn't matter. Then eveerybody would run around being stupid so people start shooting eachother and everything goes down hill from there.

I wish for a Good looking, girlfriedn wiht a awsome personality, and no disabilitys...

[Wolf Kanno]

Granted, but she doesn't speak your language, it's some indecipherable monstrosity from the ancient past and she refuse to learn yours...

I wish I could get to sleep...

[loben]

granted. I need $5000 for the tranquilizer darts though.....

I wish to make money without having to work or be poor....

[mooglebunni608]

Granted. To bad after robbing that bank they send you to jail.

I wish I could fly.

[Araciel]

granted, you can fly...but you have to trade in your arms for wings and now you're a FREAK

i wish i had x ray vision

[Ko Ko]

Granted, you could have x-ray vision, but then you'd have to see ugly old people's insides, and you'd die of disgustion.

I wish I wasn't allergic to milk.

[Diango12]

Granted except now you have to see the stupid genie snap around his hands and finger and crap just to make your stupid wish, HUkkaaah Kaazaam.

I wish I could marry Yuna

:moomba:

[Ko Ko]

Granted, but then you'd have to have sex with a PS2.

I wish I had a boyfreind again. :(

[Diango12]

Granted AND EVEN BETTER. Diango has now agreed to be your boyfriend. He just has to know if you smell nice or not which at the moment is pending.

I wish Iri smelled really nice :moomba:

[Ko Ko]

Granted, she does, but it is so overwhelmingly nice, you run away and die.

I wish I had someone to play with.

[Diango12]

Not Granted because everyone ran away and died remeber :mad2:

I wish I could meet mr.T

[Araciel]

granted, you meet mr T.....but mr T sucks


i wish i had an ice cream sandwich

[Ko Ko]

Granted, you got one, but I ate it after it appeared. Sucks for you.

I wish I never bleached my skin.

[Diango12]

Granted Granted Granted GRANTED! Now why

I wish I knew the answers to all my questions

[Giga Guess]

Granted Granted Granted GRANTED! Now why

I wish I knew the answers to all my questions

Granted. But the massive surge of knowledge shatters your sense of self, and you immediately lose your mind.

I wish I was the world's greatest swordsman.

[SNOOZER]

Granted, but you get killed by the worlds greatest marksman.

I wish hot dog buns came in packages of ten instead of packages of eight.

[Bunny]

Granted, but hot dogs come in packages of 12 and a half.

I wish I had a bigger boat.

[Ko Ko]

Granted, but if you did, I'd be able to be on it too, and annoy the hell out of you, therefore driving you to throw yourself over the railing.

I wish I had some common sense. :rolleyes2

[Mogi]

Granted. However, in the process of you gaining common sense, the world loses it. You're now stuck in a world of idiocy and you're the only one who knows it.

I wish my room would clean itself.

[Diango12]

Granted however now you hear creepy moaning at night telling you to stop being lazy.

I wish I was able to wield a sword three times my body mass

[Ko Ko]

Granted, but you'd look like an idiot and eventually papercut yourself in two.

I wish I was skinnier.

[Bunny]

Granted. You develop large flaps of hanging skin and must go into hiding because the entire world thinks you are hideous. You eventually meet up with the Hunchback of Notre Dame and he finds you to be absolutely beautiful. The two of you are wed in an expensive, wonderful, and secret ceremony. But he turns abusive and kills you.

I wish I didn't have a dry throat.

[Polaris]

Granted but then you'd have dry skin! :D

I wish I had a good english teacher :(

[Diango12]

Granted now your teacher is so nice to the point where she is very abusive with late homwork ;) :love:

:moomba:

I wish the world was flat, it would make more sense that way

[Mogi]

Granted. The world is now paper thin, and everyone is now falling through the ground into nothingness forever. This causes the equilibrium of EVERYTHING to muck up. Great, now we can't die either.

I wish this text was bold.

[Diango12]

Granted


I wish this text was bold.

I wish I could understand what equilibrium meant

[Ko Ko]

Granted


I wish this text was bold.

I wish I could understand what equilibrium meant


*sense of balance

[Diango12]

Thank you, however now due to Iri's smartness I wish she would follow me around everywhere holding my glasses as my personal woman like in Al Cid in FF12 :D

[loben]

granted, but you have to do it to her first till tHE DAY OF YOUR DEATH!!!

I wish to be a phycologist

[Freya]

granted, but seeing as you can't spell psychologist you now find the feelings of phys. Whatever they may be.

I wish I had a million dollars plus 1.

[loben]

well, the wishmaker gets 99% of what every people wish for so, you loose most of your money. The rest you lose to taxes. Execpt you still owe like 9000ish. :D

I wish for ALL YOUR BASE

[Mogi]

Granted! Too bad that when you...
Wait.
Wha..?

I wish I could shape shift.

[Diango12]

Granted congratulations now your a moogle

I wish I could just kiss those cute little moogles

[Mogi]

Granted! Now your head has been transported to the dimension of Final Fantasy.

Hahahahahahaha.
You're dead!!!
Hahahahahahaha.

I wish I didn't have this big creativity block so I could actually write!

[Martyr]

Granted.
Now I own your Creativity Block!

You may write, but only uncreativly.


I wish I was an administrator. Of tofu. To starving vegans in Africa.

[Anno Domini]

Granted! however, the tofu that you administer is horribly unsatisfactory (i love tofu) to the starving vegans in Africa, so, for sustanince, you are devowered by hundreds of once gentle, starving african vegans turned into murderous canibles.:)

Your name is forgotten and you will never have made an impression on the world:mad: . Your friends will say (at the funeral for your gnawed bones) "He had it coming".:cry:

I wish for a computer at home, that works without any flaws that can do everything i need it to. :greenie:

[Ko Ko]

Granted, but it explodes and you burn into thousands of tiny peices!

This is what I wish for.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/Iri_Valentine/PrincessIrikowithabanana.jpg

[Owen Macwere]

Granted, but the bubble explodes and fall all over your head.

I wish for a big BIG BIG chocolate cake.

[Masamunemaster]

Granted but now you clog up a black hole

I wish she would actually see how great of a couple we would be.

[loben]

Granted. but you owe jim davis $1000 for making the drawing.

I wish for No chores

[Diango12]

Granted but now you get a butt wooping, sorry.

I wish I could ride on top the legendary phoenix

[Agrias]

granted but since its a bird of fire, you get burned and end up getting blown into the breeze like the ashes you are.


I wish i had a giant spork

[Riana]

Granted. But it's too heavy for you to handle and crushes you.

I wish I could be anywhere but here.

[Owen Macwere]

Granted, but since anywhere would be anywhere but that place you end up nowhere and disapear into nothingness.

I wish I was a real Phoenix wolf.

[loben]

granted, ecept you become a wolf pheniox, which is the exact opisite

I wish for THE POWER!!!!

[Diango12]

Granted and now you have the power to eat a dozen eggs Woot

i wish I had lightning fast speed

[Martyr]

Granted! But it passes through your system so fast that you don't even notice it, and you fall into extreme poverty trying to get the "Lightning Speed" high. Eventually, because of finances and despair, you are subject to crack instead for the rest of your short, sad life.

I wish I could transform myself into a pyramid and then back to my normal self ANY TIME I want.

[Diango12]

Granted now your a tourist attraction complete with two toilets for the horde of people that "check you out" on there visit

I wish I can turn into a lion at will

[Bunny]

Granted. But a hunter shoots you and mounts you on his wall.

I wish I weren't so awesome that people were afraid to talk to me.

[Agrias]

granted but then your pm and usernotes would be flooded with 25468432186 messages and you'd be forced to reply to each of them individually!

i wish i could be famous!

[Diango12]

Granted, now your famous!... in turkastan which gets you almost nothing.


I wish I could wear an eye patch and look as bad ass as snake (big boss)

[Momiji]

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish people in the world weren't such petty idiots.

[tidus_rox]

Well... We could all be BIG idiots!

I wish I wasn't so happy all the time (not really, I am just anxious to hear your response)

[Leeza]

Granted, since from now on you all may post only once in every ten posts.

I wish this thread closes before the 200th post. :)

[Masamunemaster]

Granted but another thread opens with all the posts

I wish all the cool people I know didn't live on the other side of the world

[utelektr]

Granted, but now you live on the other side of the world.

I wish I was a cardboard box named Bob.

[Firo Volondé]

Granted, but you get used for storage purposes for the rest of your life.

I wish for a wish that cannot go wrong, period.

[Giga Guess]

Granted. You enunciate the wish flawlessly. THEN things go wrong.

I wish I was psychic.

[Agrias]

Granted. You enunciate the wish flawlessly. THEN things go wrong.

I wish I was psychic.

Granted but then you read your g/f's mind and realize she's been cheating on you for the past two years. You've only been going out for one. :\

I wish i could wish for more wishes!

[Wolf Kanno]

Granted. You enunciate the wish flawlessly. THEN things go wrong.

I wish I was psychic.

Granted but then you read your g/f's mind and realize she's been cheating on you for the past two years. You've only been going out for one. :\

I wish i could wish for more wishes!

Granted, but all those wishes come with their own beuocracy(sp?) so it takes years and mountains of paper wok just to finally get the Wishing Guild to grant you your wish... and they still all go horribly wrong.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes...

[Owen Macwere]

Granted, but then you'd have to drive your own car to travel around and thus pay for the gas which costs 5 times more than taxes.

I wish I can have Icecream now...

[Polaris]

Granted but it'd stick to your tongue and froze it!:D

I wish I had a biggr house

[loben]

granted. A cardboard box named bob has been atached to your front door, so now your house is about 1 foot bigger. Congratualtions,

I wish that I could know why the posting limit was put on this thread!!!

[Iceglow]

Granted but the price of discovery is a pink user title.

I wish that I had the ability to see through objects at will.

[Diango12]

Granted but you see so far into space and space time itself! that you go mad and start mumbiling to yourself

I wish I could rub on lightning's hot body :love:

[Da5nake]

not granted you have to have the privilege to do so

i wish to be in FF7+

[Agrias]

granted but you are one of the little monsters that die in lvl. 5

i wish i could have a *edit* HOT *edit* servant! WOO

[tidus_rox]

Granted. But the servant will be your mom

I wish today was two days from now so I will have DDR!!!!!!!!

[Masamunemaster]

Granted but your legs have been chopped off

I wish I wouldnt be confused

[Martyr]

Granted, but the ability to keep everything in your mind so well organized takes up way too much free memory, basically resulting in brain chrashes where you directly forget everything or else, it could mean the loss of your long term memory altogether.

Either way, I'm not a neurologist, so this is just speculation.

I wish I was a neurologist and not a speculator.

[Yew-Yevon]

Granted, you lose control over the fact that none listen to your divine knoledge.

I wish I wasn't such a failier with women. (never had a gf ) Damn it I'm a 20yr old virgin!

[PyroManiak]

Granted, you lose control over the fact that none listen to your divine knoledge.

I wish I wasn't such a failier with women. (never had a gf ) Damn it I'm a 20yr old virgin!


Granted, but shes extremely unactractive...I would describe her but I'd rather not offend ppl here...

I wish I was in the state of Nirvana,

free from all this manipulation, contamination, and raging emotions/desires that haunt me

[Shine On...]

GRANTED! You enter a total state of Nirvana, but then you become oblivious to a small race of dwarves that inhabit themselves in your chest hair. They eventuall get the taste for blood and kill you... BY SENDING YOUR LIVING MONEY TO YOU IN CHEQUE FORM! it takes you too long to get the money from the bank and you die of starvation. Meanwhile, the dwarves are eating your face.

I wish people put more effort in their answers to this thread.

[Freya]

Granted, BUT by everyone putting more effort into this thread it gets so long and so boring that people just don't care. AND seeing as you feed off of peoples caring emotions you die slowly, and painfully of starvation. Too bad.

I wish I had and mythical pet that was tame.

[PyroManiak]

GRANTED! You enter a total state of Nirvana, but then you become oblivious to a small race of dwarves that inhabit themselves in your chest hair. They eventuall get the taste for blood and kill you... BY SENDING YOUR LIVING MONEY TO YOU IN CHEQUE FORM! it takes you too long to get the money from the bank and you die of starvation. Meanwhile, the dwarves are eating your face.

I wish people put more effort in their answers to this thread.


You don't have to be alive to be in the state of nirvana...its a state of bieng/existence...and I don't have chest hairs....I wish you would put more effort in to your anwser to my wishes



Granted, BUT by everyone putting more effort into this thread it gets so long and so boring that people just don't care. AND seeing as you feed off of peoples caring emotions you die slowly, and painfully of starvation. Too bad.

I wish I had and mythical pet that was tame.

every1 else ignore me and respond to lekana

[loben]

Granted, BUT by everyone putting more effort into this thread it gets so long and so boring that people just don't care. AND seeing as you feed off of peoples caring emotions you die slowly, and painfully of starvation. Too bad.

I wish I had and mythical pet that was tame.
Granted, but its hard to feed a zombie....

I wish too be the 200th post on this thread! oh wait....

[Diango12]

Granted but now you've wasted your wish.

I wish I was I had cute fluffy cat ears on my head ^>_<^

[Wolf Kanno]

Granted but now you've wasted your wish.

I wish I was I had cute fluffy cat ears on my head ^>_<^


Granted, but you get mobbed by ugly furries who do horrible and unspeakable things to you that even disgusts a guy who runs a german porn snuff film site... All I can tell you is that you can no longer see, hear, taste, or feel cause of what they repeatedly did to you...

I wish I had hot but superficial gf who loves me only for my body (and anime collection)...

[SNOOZER]

Granted, now you're going out with me.

I wish the next person who grants this wish would create an eleborate way for me to grant this wish just to have me end up either dying or exploding unexpectedly.

[Giga Guess]

Granted, but the "backlash" such as it is, is directed at your dear sweet mom. You spend the rest of your long life mourning the fact that you were responsible for your mother's death.

I wish for a roast beef sandwich.

[Bunny]

Granted. However, you are unknownly allergic to roast beef and your throat locks up, you cannot breath and you start to sweat really bad. You suddenly choke on your delicious roast beef sandwich and nobody is there to save you. You die as you were born, alone and naked. Why are you eating a roast beef sandwich naked, Giga Guess? You're one weird fellow.

I wish I could sleep for three more hours.

[Melodies_of_life]

Granted, but you have dreams of a stalker who wants to make sweet whoopie and have your babies.

I have never even been kissed and I'm almost 18! I wish some hot guy would kiss me!

[Yew-Yevon]

Granted, but that hot guy turns out to be some relative of Gorge Bush!


I wish this thread was called "Wishing with the monkey's paw"

[PyroManiak]

Granted, but that hot guy turns out to be some relative of Gorge Bush!


I wish this thread was called "Wishing with the monkey's paw"

Granted, but a mod deems it "Not acceptable." becuase they have a personal problem with monkeys...

I wish I was a red fire-breathing dragon with yellow balls that shoot solar beams so I can cause global warming to peoples faces and melt all the stupid polar ice caps once and for all...

[loben]

um....not gratned. I don't want the global warmer believers to be right in anyway.

I wish for a copy of every final fantasy ever!

[Evastio]

You get them all but they're in Japanese and you can't read the game text.

I wish I could make it to the back of an ambulance.

[PyroManiak]

um....not gratned. I don't want the global warmer believers to be right in anyway.

I wish for a copy of every final fantasy ever!


granted, but this 1 fat guy u c...he made love to it and rubbed his balls on it

I wish every1 would wait ten posts b4 granting/wishing another wish lol

[look_out_below]

Granted, this is my first time posting in this game.

I wish it did not snow as much in Canada.

[PyroManiak]

Granted, this is my first time posting in this game.

I wish it did not snow as much in Canada.

granted, but an angry bear kills every1 in kanada cuz he missed a whole extra season of spring...

I wish the world would blow up tommorrow

[Leeza]

Pyromaniac, please stop posting in this thread.

[Freya]

Granted but then you die. Wait that would do us a favor!

I wish I had a panda bear!

[Bunny]

Granted. But it sneezes and scares you!

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[mooglebunni608]

Granted, but your boss finds out about your wish, and now you don't have to go to work for ever again, and you don't need to look for a paycheck either, cause you won't get one.

I wish for my candies I ordered to arrive TODAY. :D

[No.78]

They do arrive today. But where is the question....

I wish forrr............. All my wildest dreams to come true!

[Masamunemaster]

granted but now you are hung upsidedown to a tree with a 90 year old woman staring at you

I wish I wasn't confused

[Shine On...]

Granted! You don't become confused, but then you become gender confused and your awful townsfolk, (because you mysteriously own your own town.) being the homophobic bigots they are skin you alive! You are kind of relieved that you weren't confused anymore though.

I wish I knew fluent spanish.

[Martyr]

Granted, but Mr. Fluent Spanish doesn't like you, and you guys never get to hang out with him or anything.

I wish I could fight like Jackie Chan Owen Wilson.

[Owen Macwere]

Granted, but it turns out that I can fight better than him so you are screwed. :mad2:

I wish I can have imortality.

[Giga Guess]

Granted. You live forever. You outlive your family, and friends, and their descendants...and time itself. You spend the rest of eternity, mad with loneliness.

I wish for perfect health for myself and everyone I know.

[Bunny]

Granted. But you are stricken with a case of amnesia at the exact second your wish comes true, thus rendering everyone a stranger to you. And then the plague hits and everyone dies. You spend the rest of your life, made with loneliness and ridden with guilt.

I wish the mods didn't yell at me for breaking the 1 in 10 rule, realizing that my post was absolutely necessary.

[Melodies_of_life]

Granted, but then you complain somemore and get kicked off the forum

I wish that they hadn't canceled the Xenosaga Series.

[Wolf Kanno]

Granted but the games are horrible and make you have a horrible OCD order where you quote gnostic dogma whenever you blink. You lose your freinds and lovers, fail school and eventually get excommunicated by the Catholic Church. Eventually your family hires a an exorcist to remove the evil "demons" within you. It turns out it wasn't a disorder caused by the game, but rather you being possesed by the vengeful spirits of Tetsuya Takahashi and Soraya Saga, who committed suicide after having their beloved story rip apart by corporate bigwigs...


I wish I could have the most horrible things happen to me...

[Diango12]

Mohahahaha granted i am now typing the blueprints to you're doom as we speak with only one hand!! Bohahahaha

I wish for a racoon nymph

[loben]

granted. the racon nymph doesn't enjoy being under you, so enjoy life without a spleen

I wish for a kitty!

[Freya]

Granted, but it's a giant kitty that has poisonous teeth. It the bites you in half but you are still barely alive but dying of poison to only see it eat your family as well before you die.

I wish I didn't live 40 miles from my town and instead closer to it.

[yanis]

Granted, but now you live 40 km from your town!!!

I wish I had a new car (I don't have any)!!!

[Iceglow]

Granted you get a new car however the new car has a fault in the gas tank causing it to blow up and horrifically maim you for life.

I wish my phone was a better colour. (it's white)

[oddler]

Granted. Your phone is red and attracts bulls from out of nowhere that totally destroy your place.

I wish to forfeit this wish.

[loben]

not gratned, which pretty much grants your wish anyway...

I wish to not get in trouble for posting more than once in 10 posts....

[Miu123]

Granted but the game dies so it doesn't matter.


I wish I could stop (and restart) time anything I wanted.

[Giga Guess]

Granted, but when you freeze time, you're frozen with it anyways, so it doesn't really matter that you can restart it.

I wish my family was normal.

[Diango12]

Granted and yes now your family is normal, because I care ^_^


I wish the days wouldn't end so soon

[Freya]

Granted, you now live on pluto where the days are very very very long. Too bad there's no oxygen, your head explodes.

I wish for Psy's room to suddenly become pink because he doesn't like pink.