Things to do during FFX cutscenes

[ReloadPsi]

So someone told me that in FFX you can skip most cutscenes and dialogue sequences by pressing Select. Doesn't seem to be true. Damn it.

Anyway, let's all compile a list of ways to chip away the time when cutscenes pop up while playing through FFX for the second (or more) time!

1. Cook dinner
2. Go to the toilet
3. Complete all your paperwork
4. Multitask! Play DOOM on your laptop in the meantime!
5. Do your next Japanese (or whatever language you're trying to learn) audio tape
6. Count to 1,000 in Latin

Okay, now you go. Try to number them.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

7. Actually watch the cutscene. :p

[ReloadPsi]

7. Actually watch the cutscene. :p
Hmm... nahhh.

[Remon]

8. Talk To Your Hand
9. Talk To The Ceiling
10. Log in in EOFF
11. Watch the cutscene with music on the background
:pinkelephant:

[Tavrobel]

7. Actually watch the cutscene. :p

[ReloadPsi]

7. Actually watch the cutscene. :p
For the hundred millionth time? Man, I couldn't even stand watching the South Park movie that many times.

[jammi567]

11) Do homework
12) Turn off the sound, then they the dialogue in perfect Japanise.

[Rinoa Heartilly]

I'd have to go with option number 7 also :p

[Levian]

MSN does the trick. :cool:

[Mjazi]

13. Masturbate:tongue:

[Old Manus]

14. Write your first erotic novel in the time it takes for Auron to explain Sin to Tidus, William Shatner-style.

[KasaiDraco]

Nice. Now for the Latin counting: unim, duo, tres, quatro, sinque, sex, septem, octo, novem, decem,...

15. Laugh at the horrible acting.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

16. Mute it, and dub it yourself while someone records it, then put it on youtube! :D

[Yew-Yevon]

13. Masturbate:tongue:

I did that when Rikku striped down in front of Tidus:drool:

[Firo Volondé]

17. Find a cure for cancer.

The best time to do it is pre-Yunalesca fight. That bitch sure loved to hear herself talk. :rolleyes2

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

18. prove that it's actually E=MQ2, einstein u fool!

[jammi567]

19) Play X-2
20) Play I and complete it

[ReloadPsi]

13. Masturbate:tongue:

I did that when Rikku striped down in front of Tidus:drool:
XD

21) Write a near-illegible, evidently illiterate slash fic about Lulu and Letty :lovers: and post it on fanfiction.net

[Remon]

21) Write a near-illegible, evidently illiterate slash fic about Lulu and Letty :lovers: and post it on fanfiction.net

22)You read that :greenie:

[utelektr]

23) Play wtith your Nidhogg doll.

[Hambone]

24) Turn off the PS2

[KasaiDraco]

Make a Barney Bunch video to put on Youtube.

[Crossblades]

7. Actually watch the cutscene. :p

[Yliette]

I nth number 7. Actually watch the cutscene! XD

Except of course when I get killed in a Boss Battle. I'll just make a snack or go to the bathroom.

[Savern Volaco]

I like wait wat do I oh 22(fall down stairs

[FinalFantasyXMaster]

I will have to go with #7. I like watching the cutscenes.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

25- Get some weed and watch the cutscene high?
26- After your high enough, imagine all the women naked
27-After that, spend the next 2 hours laughing and eating junk food while your party get their asses kicked in a battle.

Do not promote drug use at EoFF. ~ Leeza

[utelektr]

28) Eat cake.
29) Eat cake while high.

[Hambone]

*deep breath*

30) kick someone
31) punch someone
32) punch and kick someone
33) eat a sandwhich
34) not eat a sandwhich
35) drink something
36) not drink something
37) kill yourself
38) kill someone else
39) talk to someone on the phone
40) eat a pebble

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

EAT A PEBBLE!!!! ROFL!!!!

41) see if uve played the game through enough times to recite each screenplay as it progresses

[Remon]

42)Marry Someone Random
43)Divorce from the marriage
44)Get married again
45)Have kids
46)Live a happy life
47)Die of old age
NOTE: You must be 18 years or higher for the things above LOL

[TyphoonThaReapa]

42)Marry Someone Random
43)Divorce from the marriage
44)Get married again
45)Have kids
46)Live a happy life
47)Die of old age
NOTE: You must be 18 years or higher for the things above LOL

48) On weed...

Do not promote drug use at EoFF. ~ Leeza

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

i sense some kind of fixation here . . .

49) try to feed the characters through the screen

lets see how long it takes for typhoonthereapa to say "with weed"

[No.78]

50) Tidy up (I usually do this)
51) Get a snack
52) Go to the toilet

[Albel]

58) Learn how to fly, then fly to Japan while beibg high and slap Square Enix for making long cut scene.

[Savern Volaco]

60( Suddenly realize Ninjas are on your ceiling, fight them with all your might, whether it be win or lose claime the disembodied head of your foe , then wash hands and return to game.

[ReloadPsi]

64) Turn into Bahamut ZERO and fly around the world
65) Laugh your ass off because you've charged all your Aeons' Overdrives so that Seymour Flux won't give you his speech a second time. I did this one all the way through that speech before the first attempt to fight him.

[Leeza]

*deletes many posts*

TyphoonThaReapa, stop your line of posting. Do not promote drug use at EoFF.

[Savern Volaco]

Only drugs that are good are the one the doc. signs you can have!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

..........My Bad...........

[Cruise Control]

TyphoonThaReapa, stop your line of posting. Do not promote drug use at EoFF.
Pwn plz!

[Griff]

66) Learn how to play the entire soundtrack on every instrument known to mankind.
67) Write an essay on how much the story of FFX resembles the Bible
68) Write an essay on how much the story of FFVII resembles the large crap you took yesterday.
69) 69
70) Write a fanfiction titled "Eternal Sins" in which you and your friends get sucked into the world of FFX and have to play through the game with the game's characters. Post the story on Fanfiction.net

[CloudySky]

7. Actually watch the cutscene. :p

Only that's my choice Nr 1
Never wanted to skip any cutscene in this game, these are piece of art!

[Zora]

71.) Read War and Peace (or is it War on Peace) and understand it completely :eek:

[tidus_rox]

7. Actually watch the cutscene. :p

I have watched them everytime. That game is so amazing, they never get boring

[Nominus Experse]

Have sex

[The Mog Ninja]

What a surprise 'tis YOU of all people saying have sex. You could go out and "skirmish" your date. XD

[look_out_below]

73) Read "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" then complain loudly about how no one in FFX has the one thing essetnial that all explorers need.....a towel.
74) Wonder if sin is not sin at all but really a whale that has yet to impact the earth.
75) Come up with the perfect plan for world domination and carry it out.
76) Create yet another web comic based on video games.
77) Watch an episode of Excel Saga and come up with a theory about how Kimarrie is the teams emergency food supply since there seems to be no other purpose for him being there.
78) Play a game of mini golf in the living room.

[knibble]

74) jump off a clif
75) make a spoof of the scene your watching
76)have a partay
77) have a theamed party
78)drink loads n get drunk
79) sit in the bathroom like an arse

[Yew-Yevon]

shoot yourself in the head and realize that you spent you life ogling a digital fantasy

[Holy Lancer]

80) Beat all the other Final Fantasys
81) Find a way to prevent global warming for good

[The Mog Ninja]

Eat some deep-fried Coke-Cola. Mmm. No wonder Americans are all obese!

[farplaner]

83) create inane threads
84) post in said threads

[Tabris]

7. Actually watch the cutscene.

[Leeza]

*deletes posts*

Anymore unsavoury posts about self gratification and this thread gets closed.

[Mirage]

Have sex

Pft, I was supposed to be the first to suggest that.

245. Curse at the lack of a "skip scene" feature.

[Chaosfan84]

number 999: decide you're bored, fly around the world on a chocolate chocobo, end world hunger, start world peace, find a cure for cancer and the common cold, kill godzilla, find life on mars, disprove einstien, destroy Pluto, and come back in time to find the first cutscence isn't over

[Mirage]

Man, you don't know what you're talking about. Unless it was the ending cutscene, it would be done by the time you reached Jupiter after destroying Pluto.

[Chaosfan84]

you could do my post 100 times doig seymours speach!!

:blahblah: :smash:

(p.s who bought cake?)

[han_keep_smilin]

85. read all this

and btw you can get through them quicker by pressing x but not completely skip them witch is a bummer.
ive not completed game yet so i lilke to watch them, if i have to see the same one i get bored.;)

[jaxun]

69. Become chubby and be happy

Sigh I lost count