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Evastio
02-27-2007, 02:31 AM
If a bee was in your ear and it stayed there for quite a while without stinging the inside of your ear would you try to kill it inside your ear, try to move it out without killing it, or wait for it to get out?

Savern Volaco
02-27-2007, 02:33 AM
um IDK I would probly freak out and go into fedul position and whimper...or I would crash my head into the fountain drown you buzzing um beee hahahahah

I Took the Red Pill
02-27-2007, 02:46 AM
I would get it out of me ear and say "Hmm, what an unlikely event that has just befallen me."

fire_of_avalon
02-27-2007, 03:19 AM
I would wait for it to leave, screaming and crying the entire time.

I don't like the idea of bugs in my ear.

Ryth
02-27-2007, 03:24 AM
I just wait for it to leave.

stuffing
02-27-2007, 03:51 AM
A pair of pliers and a blow torch

Hambone
02-27-2007, 04:19 AM
Whimper and cry, unfortunately.

Vermachtnis
02-27-2007, 04:28 AM
I breathe in really hard and eject it with an earwax bomb.

Rase
02-27-2007, 04:34 AM
A bee would not be in my ear for more than a second before I got it out.

Araciel
02-27-2007, 04:46 AM
i refuse to participate in this poll due to the fact that this will (hopefully) never happen to me.

XxSephirothxX
02-27-2007, 04:48 AM
I would definitely dunk my head in a sink or tub or bucket of water.

Diango12
02-27-2007, 04:55 AM
the water tactic what he said

Psychotic
02-27-2007, 06:30 AM
I'd post about it on EoFF.

krissy
02-27-2007, 06:31 AM
too late

the eggs have been laid

black orb
02-27-2007, 07:11 AM
>>> Crush it inside my ear with a finger..

Citizen Bleys
02-27-2007, 08:48 AM
I'd probably shoot at it with a .45.

Ebeneezer Goode
02-27-2007, 09:24 AM
I once had a earwig crawl in my ear, but thankfully never a bee, although I could think of a worst place a bee could find it's way into.

I'd choose the "dunk my head in a bucket of water" option, if there was one.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
02-27-2007, 09:39 AM
Find it a friend

blackmage_nuke
02-27-2007, 09:55 AM
I'd lure it out with honey, nectar, pollen or whatever it is bee's like

Then I'd release it

If that doesnt work i'd drown it or smoke it out

KentaRawr!
02-27-2007, 12:49 PM
I'd blow up my head to kill it. n_n

Dr Unne
02-27-2007, 01:06 PM
I'd befriend it and begin a long, productive symbiotic relationship.

Rocket Edge
02-27-2007, 01:09 PM
I'd spray an aerosol at it.

fire_of_avalon
02-27-2007, 01:15 PM
I'd befriend it and begin a long, productive symbiotic relationship.

You would give the bee a warm, happy home and the bee would give you earwax honey? :erm:

Fonzie
02-27-2007, 01:36 PM
I'd probably shoot at it with a .45.

Dude, wait a minute, everybody knows you shoot bee's with a .50.

Though, in reality, I'd just flush it out with water. Pretty much what Azar said.

Nominus Experse
02-27-2007, 01:44 PM
I woudln't have time or wits to think about such a thing. I would simpy claw at my ear like some ravaged animal in a ferocious panick.

Misfit
02-27-2007, 02:34 PM
I'd probably shoot at it with a .45.
LET ME DO IT~! :greenie:

No.78
02-27-2007, 03:23 PM
I'd either wait for it to go out, or submerge my head.

Old Manus
02-27-2007, 04:10 PM
I'd have to pull it out and shoot it at least 3 times with my pistol, otherwise it will grow to 5 times its size, its sting will poison me, and I'm all out of blue herbs and insecticide spray.

Spammerman
02-27-2007, 04:53 PM
I would wait for it to leave, screaming and crying the entire time.

I don't like the idea of bugs in my ear.

I dont like the idea of anything in my ears. Except when I need to clean them.

Owen Macwere
02-27-2007, 05:07 PM
I'd keep it in there, after all poor bee must have been really drunk to come and live in my Ogre-like ear.

BarelySeeAtAll
02-27-2007, 05:10 PM
i would scream my head off and blast my head of with a gun, rail (sp?) gun to be exact just 'cos i love them, i probably wouldnt realise i would be blowing my head off but hey, there ya go

Zeldy
02-27-2007, 09:27 PM
Id probably scream, and just get that damn bee OUT.

escobert
02-27-2007, 09:34 PM
Move it out if not then wait then if it still was in there I'd go to the DR's

Vikeve
02-27-2007, 09:39 PM
If a bee just went into my ear I would sart screaming and whimpering and would most likely smack it out. Then I know that I would my friend Emma what happened becuase we made up game called beelings when we were younger and it was about a giant bee who tried to take of the world and make everyone zombies. So we would have to run backwards into the no devourerasion zone.:cool:

Iceglow
02-27-2007, 10:28 PM
I'd freak at this one, but then thankfully I rarely let bees get close to my head. Also, crushing it would be a bad idea, if you do so they release a chemical that attracts more, in parts of america with killer bees that could prove fatal.

Venom
02-27-2007, 10:56 PM
I'd explode so the bee is drowned in a wave of flames, thus taking care of that problem.

Misfit
02-27-2007, 11:09 PM
I would cry waterfalls, 'cause I'm deathly scared of bugs. >_>

escobert
02-27-2007, 11:10 PM
Now I know what to send you for your birthday! :bigsmile:

Misfit
02-27-2007, 11:16 PM
Now I know what to send you for your birthday! :bigsmile:
*shakes fist*

Leen-Leen
02-28-2007, 12:12 AM
I would probably scream to death and yell to some random stranger there was a bee in my ear. Maybe they could help me. If not, I'd probably just wait for it to go out. I wouldn't know how else to kill it.

Evastio
02-28-2007, 01:51 AM
Personally I would squish it inside my ear so I'd avoid getting stung.

I would definitely dunk my head in a sink or tub or bucket of water.
I should've thought of that and put it in the poll. It's smarter than all of the other options that I put. :(

Shadow_Wolf 6354
02-28-2007, 02:40 PM
I wouldn't need to worry about a bee in my ear because my ear would consume it like the demonik entity that it is.



:shoot:

Bunny
02-28-2007, 02:42 PM
My answer depends on whether or not the bee is buzzing sweet nothings into my ear.

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
02-28-2007, 03:02 PM
probably.. "AAAAAHHHH GETITOUT GETITOUT GETITOUT!!!!!!!" Something like that probably...

Chloe.
02-28-2007, 07:29 PM
I would scream. Lots. And then try and get it out. :]

Sergeant Hartman
02-28-2007, 08:03 PM
Wait for it to fly out of the other ear.

Deborah
03-01-2007, 01:30 AM
Ah if there was a bee in my ear of course the only solution would be to shoot it and end both mine and the bee's life. I don't think I could deal with such a horrible event.
I hate bees!

oddler
03-01-2007, 02:19 AM
I would kill it inside my ear AND move it out of my ear.

Take that, multiple poll!

Xaven
03-01-2007, 02:50 AM
I would sit incredibly still waiting for the thing to make its way out / away from me. That tactic has always worked in the past. Hm, I don't think I've ever been stung by a bee.

final fantasy is stinky
03-01-2007, 03:07 AM
If there was a bee in my ear I think I would DIE.... no just fread out until someone came to my rescue haha..... OMG this reminds me one time I was walking around and this bee almost flew up my nose!!!! That freaked me out lol :eek:

Quindiana Jones
03-01-2007, 05:41 PM
w00t mulitchoice!

Awrini
03-01-2007, 06:19 PM
I would wait for it to leave, screaming and crying the entire time.

I don't like the idea of bugs in my ear.

Same, but yeah I'm allergic to bees so I'd probably be praying as well.