Someone please make a new announcement?

[Roto13]

This old one is getting on my nerves. Who cares about n00blets?

If you had the power to change the announcement, what would you change it to? I'd probably say something like "Christmas for President" and get baninated.

[Tavrobel]

EoFF will be going down for maintenence. It will only be down for the rest of our lives.

Sam and some other Admins made some "deleted" ones since Levian made his.

[Shlup]

I care about the n00bs. They are a tenderness on my heart.

[Polaris]

I care about the n00bs. They are a tenderness on my heart.

Specially when the Bann button is right in front of you! ;)

But there was a new annoucement but then it was deleted

[Martyr]

Probably something like "Lady of the Sheep is an Imposter" or "EoFF Will Capture Your Soul, but it's probably too late to do anything about it now."

[LunarWeaver]

"Dear EoFF:

The Chrono Trigger/Cross forum has brought it to my attention that it goes ignored. Its self-esteem is shattered, and it won't stop eating ice cream all day on my couch and bitching about how fat it is. I have had enough! I need somebody to make a hot topic in that place. The first person to make a topic that gets over 100 replies gets a free taco and a forehead lick. But the person can't be corncracker because he's just a little too sexy."

[McLovin']

"Don't read this."

Once you click it:

"Too late."

[Rye]

February 27, 1964 - The government of Italy asks for help to keep the Leaning Tower of Pisa from toppling over.

I feel we should commemorate this.

[black orb]

>>> I want to see an announcement with Cid asking for lots of money and donations.. :pinkelephant:

[Roto13]

>>> I want to see an announcement with Cid asking for lots of money and donations.. :pinkelephant:

I'm tired of that announcement, too. :(

[Madame Adequate]

"Dear EoFF,

In an effort to cut back on costs, the forums will be getting reduced in scope. Specifically we will be removing the FFI-V forums, as nobody ever goes there, and the FFIX forum, as the game is of cursory merit and not deserving of discussion next to such luminaries as VII and X.

In addition to this we will be transforming the Staff Forums into whatever Old Christmas decides is most appropriate."

[rubah]

OK

[Jowy]

I'M BRINGING APPLE PIE FIRST, I GET THE COP-OUT DESSERT!

[Yamaneko]

Hitler's birthday is also fast approaching, but you don't see me making announcements about that... yet.

[rubah]

I just wanted to note that Cheesecakes, being pie, are acceptable and will be willingly accepted and eaten. By me. Fast.

[Old Manus]

lol made u look

[Roto13]

I love rubah forever now.

[XxSephirothxX]

I would tell people to check the front site to stroke my ego, and then when someone made a "There's a front site?" crack (allie >=() I would stab them in the jaw.

[Old Manus]

Sometimes I find myself wondering the pie are square of rubah's assets.

[rubah]

Hey I didn't invent the joke, azzie, I just made it <em>cool</em>

[Psychotic]

rubah also made female facial hair cool.

[rubah]

Don't you know it!

[Giga Guess]

rubah also made female facial hair cool.

Oh! Burn!

[Bunny]

ATTN: Everyone

"How ya doin'?"