Post here and get a FREE GIFT!

[Firo Volondé]

Yeah, what the title says. Anyone generous enough to spend a moment of their time posting here will get, from me to them, a actual, literal, 100% guaranteed-to-be-awesome* prize! So what are you waiting for? Get your gift NOW!#

*Not a guarantee.
# Now means when I next log on.

[rubah]

Okay.

[Martyr]

Done.

It isn't a virus, is it?

[Tavrobel]

I want your bod. Screw the other prizes!

[Firo Volondé]

rubah cube: Your free gift is a chainsaw, hardly been used! (be sure to touch it without gloves, many times)

http://67.59.157.16/images/spirit/products/processed/00644989.detail.a.jpg

Marteria: You get, not a virus, but endless spam of a man eating a sandwich!
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/albums/watertown_swap04/img_6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/albums/watertown_swap04/img_6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/albums/watertown_swap04/img_6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/albums/watertown_swap04/img_6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/albums/watertown_swap04/img_6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/albums/watertown_swap04/img_6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/albums/watertown_swap04/img_6732.thumb.jpg

Tacobel: Your every wish is my command! Here you go!
http://www.sports-king.com/images/photos/crazy_bodybuilder.jpg

[Jowy]

Do me next!

[Tavrobel]

Can I change my gift to something involving Daft Punk, and Interstella 5555?

[Cezanzo]

Oh no, I'm scared. Can I get a prize?

[Iceglow]

my god what on earth makes me think you could possibly still find something eoff legal that would be some how worse than what Psy could do for me.

[Mogi]

Me?
Me?
Me!
Me?
?

[Levian]

Wow, this is my lucky day. I was the crapillionth visitor on a site earlier today.

[Old Manus]

I want lynx to the secret staff forum

[Vikeve]

I posted.:)

[Leen-Leen]

I oh-so-generously posted. Woo!

[Mittopotahis]

Me! Me! Ohh!

[Ryth]

My turn! My turn!

[Diango12]

If you happen to give me a gift then you can count on me giving you one in return ;)

[Firo Volondé]

Joseph Wii: Here! Go see the movie of your choice. http://www.grogshop.gs/Images/tickets.gif

Tavernbell: Sorry, gifts are non-returnable. But since you posted again... http://www.daftpunk.com/5555/boxdetail.jpg
Still in their original packets!

Paul Cezanzo: Your gift is right here (http://itsatrap.net).

Logic We: Psychotic, eh? http://images2.deviantart.com/i/2004/05/e/4/Binky_the_psychotic_bunny.jpg How's this for Psychotic.

Dead Moogles: You said 'me' four times, so here's four dolls to play with! http://www.users.waitrose.com/~margaretbrooks24/images/Group%20of%20four.jpg

Levian Gynasium: Need I say more? http://www.hep.man.ac.uk/u/christina/photos/napa/Oscars.jpg

Mold Anus: http://www.spreekbeurten.info/lyn4.jpg

More coming, just let me reach into my sack of rainbows and happiness...

[Leeza]

If you happen to give me a gift then you can count on me giving you one in return ;)
I, however, will not give you one in return. :)

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

I want one.

[Firo Volondé]

Victor Evening: You like snowboards? What a silly questioni, everybody like snowboards! So this is for you.
http://www9.yatego.com/images/43a92ff54f3499.5/thumb_scott-board-appocaleups-snowboard-vincenz-leups.jpg

Innocent until proven enshi: And here's your oh-so-excellent reward for posting: Free Italian lesson with this guy. (http://www.klassi.net/wallpapers/images/pavarotti.jpg)

Mittopotamus: I purchased France for you. Srsly. Just fly there, kick Jacques Cousteau or whatever his name is out of his office and enjoy the best French presidency has to offer!

Rythological creature: Sure thing, it's all yours.
http://www.safeplay.co.za/images/slices/ldroundabout_05.gif
I was getting bored of it anyway.

Dingo666: A lifesize model of the car used in Back to the Future, you say? Well, it was a doozy, but I got it to you at great personal expense.
http://static.flickr.com/19/99111957_ce55dec52f.jpg

Leeza Simpson: No need to worry about that, I'm sending you a present that's sure to return to me sooner or later...
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:167--SKF7XDloM:http://www.left-handed.com/acatalog/boomerang-skyrider-small.jpg

[Fatal Impurity]

Your all pathetic...expecting prizes for just posting! I no longer have any faith in you people...

YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE DAMN PRIZE! :D :-P

[Firo Volondé]

FFG100XVII: You got it.
http://z.about.com/d/familycrafts/1/0/6/f/spnum1.gif

Alpha Weeping 2007: You have got a prize and yes, it is damned! Click here (http://www.hell.com/)

[Bunny]

GIMME GIMME GIMME

[Jowy]

He has the best nicknames for people. Being called "Joseph Wii" was more rewarding than the movie tickets. :monster:

[Diango12]

Hey Firo my name is Not dingo :mad2:

but here I got you something anyway so you might as well take it. Its a friendly snake
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r29/Diango123/image.jpg

:moomba:


I, however, will not give you one in return. :)

Wouldn't it matter on what type of gift though? ;)

[Roto13]

"Tacobel" made me giggle.

[I Took the Red Pill]

You're such a stud, Volondé.

[Fonzie]

Shower me with gifts :D

[PyroManiak]

can I get a fire breathing pony with a tentacle tail?

[Roto13]

If I post twice can I have two?

[Griff]

I hereby demand that my free gift be wearing a bikini.
and not fat
or ugly
or old
or a man
or an animal
or an inanimate object
or Manus.

[Evastio]

Why do I think posting here is a bad idea? :(

[arcanedude34]

This is odd... (I want Tifa's body ^^)

[Mogi]

Dolls!
God I hate myself for the whole being impatient thing now.

I mean, I put Exclemation marks!
And a question mark?

[yanis]

I don't want a fish!!! :trout:

[blackmage_nuke]

It looks like all this hard work will finally pay off

[atlanteay]

i want a gift!! along with a neat nickname ;)

[mooglebunni608]

Ooooooh, cool! ^_^ Prizes make me cheery =D

[Xaven]

*Votes option number four*

>__>

[Laddy]

GIFT! GGGIIIFFFTTT!

[StarlightAngel]

I posted. Give me my gift.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Ooh! Ooh! I want a gift! :D

[The Mog Ninja]

I chose the option with MANUS in it

[Twilight Edge]

Gimme some hentai! :D

[starseeker]

Can I have something please?

[No.78]

I used to be one of those kids who bought the magazine for the freebie ^.^

[I Don't Need A Name]

I WANT GIFT :bigsmile:

[Owen Macwere]

Don't you ever run out of gifts??. :confused:

NOW, give me one. :D

[Polaris]

Do you desire free gifts?

Why? Are you going to jump put a cake? :jokey:

Well if they are gifts they're free... ^^ But no I don't like to recieve gifts too much

[Firo Volondé]

Hoo boy...

Hot Cross Bunny: Use this to show that wascally hunter who's boss.
http://www.arcadegamesuperstore.com/images/video/weapons-shotgun.jpg

Joseph Wii: I usually never reuse my names, but anything for you, Mr. Atreides-Blight. That is my gift to you.

It Takes Two To Diango: Thanks for the snake, but unfortunately, it ran away. On a completely unrelated topic, your next gift is...
http://img.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2006/products/October/ACC/090806_lacrasia_c.jpg

√13: No! I must convert you to the one good Mexican delight!
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IMP/IMP163/INGFMYSB0056.jpg

Shove that Red Pill right up your ass!: Why thank you. In return for your generosity, I will upload my irresistable musk for your smelling pleasure. Just click the word 'musk' in the above sentence three times and your computer will smell just like it! It really works!

Arthur: Is beer sufficient? Aaaayyyy. (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/85707/raining_beer/)

Firomaniac: Tell you what. I'll give you a fire-breathing pony and a block with a tentacle tail. If you can get them to breed, you got your mutant beast.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/b/b9/077_Ponyta.pnghttp://www.peeron.com/pics/inv/custpics/40697cx3.1104600396.jpg

Rotoblerone: Yes, but it will most likely be a rambling sentence with no point, only created to see how many words the author could fit into one sentence without using fullstops but he is allowed to use commas and semi-colons; but by the time you've finished reading it you will realised that you could have spent that time collecting interestingly-shaped butterflies and hanging them on your wall and remarking to people on subways the finer points of interestingly-shaped butterfly collecting.

Three Billy Goats Griff: Let's see... Ha! You forgot to specify minimum age!
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:g2JrN1D6-PxDUM:http://www.icbaby.com/pages/swimwear/bikini.jpg (http://www.icbaby.com/pages/swimwear/bikini.jpg)

Evastic Band: I don't know, but perhaps it could have something to do with the FREAKING' GIGANTIC NUCLEAR MISSILE I HAVE SENT DIRECTLY TO YOUR HOUSE!!!
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-11/29/xin_321101291340406298722.jpg

Arcanine dude: Bit of an odd wish, but OK. (http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q297/firov/insertfacehere.jpg) Just add your face, and you're ready to rumble! (BTW, feel honored I made a Photobucket account just for you. ;))

Hard of hearing cat-things: I see. If having this (http://static.flickr.com/59/219683857_2272c45c2e_m.jpg) makes you feel more manly, my job here is done.

Yanis Pappas: OK, here! It's not a fish, it's a mammal.
http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/images/dolphin.jpg

African-American magician: Indeed it will. Here's a shiny new penny for all your efforts!
http://www.briankaneonline.com/images/penny.jpg

Lost city of Atlanteay: <- Sorry, it was the best I could do on such a small budget... I already spent most of my money on your solid gold nugget.
http://www.nqminersden.com/images/eric4sm.jpg

Boogerrunny608: I couldn't find a gift you would like, so I let it be up to you!
http://www.grandamerica.com/images/events/Gift-cert-bow.gif

Avenclaw: I am led to believe this kettle is mighty fine. Try it, and tell me if it is.
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/co/cookworks-chrome-stainless-steel-traditional-kettle.jpg

Scarlet Versus XIII: Go here, (http://www.partech.eu.com/Case_Studies/KFC_France/KFC_France_Store_Image.jpg) or to an equivalent place close to you. Tell them I sent you, and have come to collect your gift. They will believe you.

Ghost of Natasha Irons: You sure did. Let me just give it to you. Despite its appearance, it is quite valuable, as it leads the way to buried treasure.
http://www.elegantdestinations.co.uk/images/mauritius/map_mauritius.gif

New York Adventure Racing Association: Go outside your house, walk four paces to the right. There will be a flower there. Pick it up, admire it, and eat it. It will taste of cabbage. Once you have ingested it, you will gain the power of super speed. Bon appetit!

BurgerKingKing: A shiny new sword, to add to your collection.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/CaledfwlchClose.gif/180px-CaledfwlchClose.gif

The Zone: Nice try, but I remembers that posting hentai here will get me banned. You almost had me fooled, but I, Super Firo, shall always prevail!

[Firo Volondé]

To any Mods out there: Yes, I double-posted. What're you gunna do about it?

Starstalker: Of course you can. Please accept the sacred cattleprod in thanks for saving our village.
http://www.etc.cmu.edu/projects/tabletopia/cattleprod.jpg

No. 42?: I hired Disneyland for you and seven friends for the entire day of June 31st, 2007. I hope you guys have fun!

You can't come in here without a name, sir: A lifetime subscription to Playboy, you say? Sorry, I can't do that, but I can give you a nice ball of toffees.
http://www.oldestsweetshop.co.uk/images/sweets/Mint-Toffee.jpg

Macwerewolf: No, but I sometimes run low on ideas. For example, you get a mere calendar, and not the good kind with pretty ladies on each month. :(
http://www.ntlf.com/images/calendar.jpg

Charlie's Ice Angels: Aha, because I know as well as you do that, being a nun, you don't place much importance on material goods, right? I guess I'll just have to return the 96-inch plasma TV I bought for you... 'tis a shame indeed.

[YTDN]

Aww, can I have a present?

[Polaris]

Charlie's Ice Angels: Aha, because I know as well as you do that, being a nun, you don't place much importance on material goods, right? I guess I'll just have to return the 96-inch plasma TV I bought for you... 'tis a shame indeed.

Yes u can... but I still want u to jump out of the cake!;)

[The Mog Ninja]

my name isnt burgerkingking >.<

[Sergeant Hartman]

It's about time I had a new HAT......

[NeoCracker]

If you don't know what I want by this point you fail.

[Roto13]

This is hawtsauce. √13. Neat.

[Polaris]

If you don't know what I want by this point you fail.

Cat girls...:) or maybe no :shifty:

[Chloe.]

It's about time I had a new HAT......

Lol. :mog:

[Firo Volondé]

Woot new page...

YMCA: Yes, I never run out of presents, for my magical elves work day in, day out to supply you with gifts... by 'elves' I mean slave labor... Anyway, enjoy!
http://www.imajlar.com/free_clipart/christmas_clipart/christmas_clipart_gift.gif

Methamphetamine Angel: Shall we arrange a time and place then? :drool:

Hungry Jack's King: I'm sorry :cry:. Please accept this coupon as an apology for my inferior naming system.
http://www.kangan.edu.au/services/kitsa/specials/hungryjacks.jpg

Private Hartman (you got demoted :(): You do need a new hat, indeed.
http://www.hatsinthebelfry.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/b636full.jpg

Creamed corncracker: You'll now find the CT forums are buzzing with activity... sort of. I hopes I didn't fail too badly.

Rotold McDotold: There's more mathematical goodness where that came from. 6>4! 1.6*10^5! Pi = 3.1415926535897 etc...

I sangel for Ice Angel: I see... you want me to give Skullcracker catgirls so that you can steal them... never fear, you can have some!
http://img.search.com/thumb/e/e4/Dejiko.jpg/250px-Dejiko.jpg
That one looks angry... better have some catnip to calm it,
http://www.erowid.org/herbs/catnip/images/catnip_summary1.jpg

Rude (Yes I am a fan of Reno/Rude pairings :D): Hats are funny. eh? :hat:
Here is a picture of a tree; doesn't it make you feel glad you're not a tree?http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos/american_west/images/gnarly%20tree.jpg

[Bunny]

I would like another gift.

[Firo Volondé]

Jewish Priest: How 'bout some mail? I know it's just bills, but it's the thought that counts!
http://www.antoniaroseprinting.com/siteimages/envelopes_economy.jpg

[Tasura]

This is highly humorous, go I'd like a gift or three =P as well.

[Shlup]

Everyone loves free crap. I have keychains!

[Yamaneko]

Just because this thread is free doesn't make it any good. In fact, I'd pay in order not to waste anymore time in it.

[yanis]

I want another gift too!!! This time I don't want cookies:monster2:
Oh and I'm not Yannis Pappas, I'm Yannis Somethingelse!!!

[leon123]

can I have some pie

[Roto13]

I don't usually like math, but I shall accept your mathmatical gift and request another.

[oddler]

I must've missed this thread. But I'm ready for presents with arms wide open.

[Agrias]

i want a gift from the manly stud thereas known as FV!!!!

[Ko Ko]

My master Diango12 requests a gift of great calibre; please consider this offer with the greatest charitable notion.
Perhaps an interesting artifact to please him.

Thank you.

[mooglebunni608]

I got so many wonderful things with my gift certificate!
So to say thank you I got you a shower curtain with STUFF written on it! :D http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/kittykittycutey/curtain.jpg

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Sure, I'm interested to see what you'll give me.

[Firo Volondé]

In Soviet Russia, chaos keys YOU!: I agree wholeheartedly! I mean, why have one stooge, when you could have three!
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q297/firov/1stoogefail.jpghttp://www.markdroberts.com/images/Three-stooges-4.jpg

America's Shlup: Yo, Surf's up! And in keychain form this time!
http://www.wholesalejewelryfinding.com/03SepHandicrafts/keychain.jpg

Yam Necro: Capital choice, sir! Waste your time here (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?firo) instead!

Yannis Somethingelse!!!: It's not a cookie, but a biscuit.
http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/stuff2/DSC05215.jpg

Lion90210: Pie? Certainly.
http://www.cours-pi.com/_borders/logo.gif

Roto be or not roto be: Can you accept your gift in sea horse form?
http://www.life.uiuc.edu/edtech/entomology_slides/images/32768-sea-horse.jpg

If I said you had a nice Odd Eye, would you hold it against me?: *Sees wide open arms* Stop exaggerating that fish you caught. We all know it was this size: http://www.chocolate-fish.net/themes/planetfotos/images/minifish.gif But, on the plus side, I traded that fish on the black market for a fur coat for you! (Woman not included :p)
http://www.fblginc.com/asp/photo_2003/Shopping/3675_1609.JPG

Agrias to disagrias: What kind of person would I be if I didn't get you a brand-new Jaguar? Not a very nice one, that's what. So here's you Jaguar!
http://www.msu.edu/~hagersha/jaguar.jpg

In a virile net: Tell your master, Diangoroo, that my free gifts require posting to obtain. However, you may have a small man riding a dog for your troubles.
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-11/nick-koudis-photo.jpg

Googlemoney$608: You know, a flashlight will help you check for bathroom murderers much more efficiently...
http://www.wildday.co.uk/images/ProductImages/small/col-6-LED-Flashlight-thm.jpg

Zeus, Thunder God: What I haven't given away yet is a fishing rod. So, hope you like fishing!
http://www.petdiscounters.com/mc_images/product/image/d_7850.jpg (http://www.petdiscounters.com/mc_images/product/detail/d_7850.jpg?PETDISCO=86g21cq54mr68uhkecji2h66a6)

[Roto13]

SEAHORSES!

I love them madly.

[Owen Macwere]

I don't doubt, Roto.

[NeoCracker]

Not only did you fail at the Chrono Forums, you failed to deliver the Correct Gift. CatGirls are my one true passion. That is what I want

[Ko Ko]

*blush*

I myself would like a picture of Al Cid.

[Agrias]

zzzomg i got a jaguar! i pwn you all!!!! i love you...so much...WOO!