Madonna
03-04-2007, 06:46 AM
Warning: Some reporters have dirty, unprofessional mouths!
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I was going to get Azar to do this again, to shirk my own duties, but seeing as he unexpectedly dropped off IRC, I could not very well beg him to do this. But that is not a problem, because this month's issue shall speak for itself, and I think it has a lot of good to say.
We have an interview this month with that jerk Spatvark, Misfire fantasies about what Kain does out on the beach, I babble too much in both my news article and editorial, Resha and Void give some in-depth coverage for their reviews, Azar pops back in old-school Ninja Turtle goodness, Murder returns, Manus does what he does, Elyse covers FFVII, Azar worries about Pooh's role modeling abilities, and Marick celebrates this entire month in his own honor. That is one good run-on sentence, is it not?
I would like to thank our lovely newspaper staff for doing what they do best! Cheers to our contributors, because I know that volunteer work is so easy to shrug off, yet you guys do it. Thanks!
The Staff*
Lynx (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9019), Editor - Having indeed faced Gareth after crossing his dastardly Labyrinth, Lynx rescued the damsel in distress and did a bit of everything this month!
Azar (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11969), Editor - Azar shows some true GUTS enthusiasm this month, actually wresting a lot of the coding and organizing tasks out of Lynx's hands! If Lynx did not know any better, he would fear that Azar was going to steal his job!
Behold the Void (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8461), Reviewer - Void almost totally forgot us this month! After threatening to use a baseball bat for encouragement, though, Void quickly recalled that of course, he was going to write an article and that he did, a little under an hour and a little over too many words. Pretty nifty, me thinks.
Dignified Pauper (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12303), Flamer - Failing like the Trix Rabbit, Marick still manages to stumble into the offices of the Post and hammer out an article or two, making bad look good.
foa (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9192), News Reporter - A hard slapper and no non-sense kind of coyboy, Misfire struts her stuff (her knowledge, you twits!) and shows us EoFFers something new every day! Just do not stare too much!
Elyse (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=237), EoFFsearcher - Capable of combining little boxes with little letters, Elyse's wordsearches make you want to print out them out and whip out a highlighter! I would beware some of the more vaguer hints this time around as well!
Resha (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10409), Reviewer - Maybe a bit shy when it comes to discussing things in the newsroom, Resha shines when a blank notepad is set in front of her and she gets to write. Impeccable, tactful, and engaging, her pieces are always gems to look out for!
Old Manus (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10496), Cartoonist - Were our newspaper staff analogous with ship components, Manus would be our anchor. Not because he drags us down, but because you can count on Christmas's rival to always be there.
Del Murder (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1390), Jumbler - Also rescued by Lynx this month from the lecherous grasp of Miriel, Del Murder is finally able to shine once more, jumbling what he knows best! ...I forget what that is, though!
Between all of the IMs, PMs, and reply posts that you are going to make here, you are so going to send us some fanmail or suggestions at eoffpost(at)akusui.net (eoffpost@akusui.net), right?
Spread the love, the hate, the opinions, and talk about all things EoFF Post-related here!
*Not listed in order of appearance, gnarliness, or by how much alcohol we can hold.
http://eoffpost.akusui.net/images/eoff-post_site-head.jpg
The EoFF Post Newspaper (http://eoffpost.akusui.net/news.php)
I was going to get Azar to do this again, to shirk my own duties, but seeing as he unexpectedly dropped off IRC, I could not very well beg him to do this. But that is not a problem, because this month's issue shall speak for itself, and I think it has a lot of good to say.
We have an interview this month with that jerk Spatvark, Misfire fantasies about what Kain does out on the beach, I babble too much in both my news article and editorial, Resha and Void give some in-depth coverage for their reviews, Azar pops back in old-school Ninja Turtle goodness, Murder returns, Manus does what he does, Elyse covers FFVII, Azar worries about Pooh's role modeling abilities, and Marick celebrates this entire month in his own honor. That is one good run-on sentence, is it not?
I would like to thank our lovely newspaper staff for doing what they do best! Cheers to our contributors, because I know that volunteer work is so easy to shrug off, yet you guys do it. Thanks!
The Staff*
Lynx (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9019), Editor - Having indeed faced Gareth after crossing his dastardly Labyrinth, Lynx rescued the damsel in distress and did a bit of everything this month!
Azar (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11969), Editor - Azar shows some true GUTS enthusiasm this month, actually wresting a lot of the coding and organizing tasks out of Lynx's hands! If Lynx did not know any better, he would fear that Azar was going to steal his job!
Behold the Void (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=8461), Reviewer - Void almost totally forgot us this month! After threatening to use a baseball bat for encouragement, though, Void quickly recalled that of course, he was going to write an article and that he did, a little under an hour and a little over too many words. Pretty nifty, me thinks.
Dignified Pauper (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12303), Flamer - Failing like the Trix Rabbit, Marick still manages to stumble into the offices of the Post and hammer out an article or two, making bad look good.
foa (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9192), News Reporter - A hard slapper and no non-sense kind of coyboy, Misfire struts her stuff (her knowledge, you twits!) and shows us EoFFers something new every day! Just do not stare too much!
Elyse (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=237), EoFFsearcher - Capable of combining little boxes with little letters, Elyse's wordsearches make you want to print out them out and whip out a highlighter! I would beware some of the more vaguer hints this time around as well!
Resha (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10409), Reviewer - Maybe a bit shy when it comes to discussing things in the newsroom, Resha shines when a blank notepad is set in front of her and she gets to write. Impeccable, tactful, and engaging, her pieces are always gems to look out for!
Old Manus (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=10496), Cartoonist - Were our newspaper staff analogous with ship components, Manus would be our anchor. Not because he drags us down, but because you can count on Christmas's rival to always be there.
Del Murder (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1390), Jumbler - Also rescued by Lynx this month from the lecherous grasp of Miriel, Del Murder is finally able to shine once more, jumbling what he knows best! ...I forget what that is, though!
Between all of the IMs, PMs, and reply posts that you are going to make here, you are so going to send us some fanmail or suggestions at eoffpost(at)akusui.net (eoffpost@akusui.net), right?
Spread the love, the hate, the opinions, and talk about all things EoFF Post-related here!
*Not listed in order of appearance, gnarliness, or by how much alcohol we can hold.