3 legged cat or a bouncing monkey

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

would you choose a pet 3 legged cat or a bouncing monkey??

[Leeza]

I've had a three legged cat. She was born that way and her name was Kisa. She was wonderful. She hopped when walking, but she could run just as well as any other cat.

[theundeadhero]

I was hoping there would be animated GIFs for comparison.

[Ko Ko]

Oh, you carzy carzy animal lover.

3 legged cat would be so pathetically cute.

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

if i could sho good representaions of the animals i would but i just cant do it mate

[Ko Ko]

Give me a minute and i will do a 3 legged cat.

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

k thnx

[Psychotic]

i do not want a part of this you carzy animal lover

[Ko Ko]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/Iri_Valentine/3legcat.jpg

Aww look how crippled.

[Sergeant Hartman]

I'd so love to have a monkey, with a little waist coat and a HAT :cool:

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

nice pic though a bouncing monkey on the cat would be cool too

[Ko Ko]

:mad2: You are so demanding.

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

i didnt mean you had to do it but i am kinda demanding

so if your monkey was a bouncing one how would it bounce?

[theundeadhero]

I would make her wear bunny ears and carry a ninja sword.

[boys from the dwarf]

monkey with a spring for legs.

[Remon]

:monkey:
:monkey:
:monkey:

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

most people want monkeys but why???

ill bounce your monkey

[boys from the dwarf]

how can you not love the bouncing monkeys i guess.

3 legged cats are cool and a trunkless elephant is just wierd and no one would like it. most people would just prefer a healthy bouncing monkey to a deformed cat. no offence because i love cats.

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

trunkless elephant is weird

on a scale of 1-5 5 being the highest how weird is the topic???

[Nominus Experse]

Monkeys are far too closely related to humans for my liking, and so I would like having a crippled cat.

Monkeys :skull::skull::skull::skull: everywhere, just like infants. Make the same amount of noise, too.

[Dr Aum]

Even a quadruplegic cat is preferable by far to any other living or non-living thing on Earth.

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

well how bout a hairless cat with 3 legs??

[Ko Ko]

Ew, that would be disgusting.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/Iri_Valentine/trunklesselephant.jpg

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

what if it was healed were it didnt bleed anymore??

what if the tunk was grafted to a kitty and it was missing one of its front feet so it fell on its trunk alot???

[Ko Ko]

How is it that you constantly get away with double posting?!!?

Alright, lets see what we can do.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/Iri_Valentine/3legcat-1.jpg

[Levian]

Please use the edit button in the lower right corner of your post instead of posting twice in a row, iamthespeakerforthedead. This is a good way to add something to your post without making everything look messy.

I merged your posts. :mog:

I'd have a monkey, they're awesome.

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

is there some kid of monitoring system every time somone does something "wrong" it tells you or do people have to report it? and if they report it why not just say hey do this instead? maybe its just me but helping each other out seems like a good way to get things done

[Venom]

Whichever one has a machine gun gets my vote.

[Ko Ko]

is there some kid of monitoring system every time somone does something "wrong" it tells you or do people have to report it? and if they report it why not just say hey do this instead? maybe its just me but helping each other out seems like a good way to get things done

I am the kid of monitoring, for your information.

Indeed, I would not like any of your pets.

[Leeza]

is there some kid of monitoring system every time somone does something "wrong" it tells you or do people have to report it? and if they report it why not just say hey do this instead? maybe its just me but helping each other out seems like a good way to get things done
Yes, it's called the Warn button. It's that little lightning bolt in your posts.

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Now, everyone please stay on topic.

[theundeadhero]

Either that cat has long nosehairs or that's an alien on it's face.

[Jowy]

Clearly the choice here is a :monkey:

[yanis]

There is no three legged puppy?:whimper:

[Martyr]

Bouncing Monkey

[oddler]

Bouncing three-legged elephant with no trunk, please.