Britney Spears is the Anti-Christ

[GooeyToast]

BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html

Bow down to your savior. :bow:

[Nominus Experse]

This is what happens when you have children

[The Mog Ninja]

weird...

[Fonzie]

Well, she is toxic.

[Tavrobel]

A little too poisonous, for the sake of sanity.

[Mogi]

Maybe they should just leave her alone for a while. Then claim that they thought she was sleeping.

[Fatal Impurity]

The newspapers must of thought "YES!! My retirement is paid for!" When they saw this story...

[The Mog Ninja]

LAWL yeah

[Jojee]

Is that really true? xDD

Wow, she has problems. More than I thought.

[stuffing]

I just hope some day she'll realize that her career has been over for about 10 years. Shaving you're head on the other hand is probably a desperate call for help, show biz has taken its toll ladies and gentlemen .

[mooglebunni608]

Is this a joke?
Cause I started giggling halfway through.

[The Mog Ninja]

i think K-fed (lol) tortured her by making her listen to his rap music, causing severe mental damage to her.

[Markus. D]

this is why we stray away from this and turn emo instead.

tsk tsk.

[Bunny]

This publicity stunt is getting a tad out of hand.

[Yuriev's ghost]

I hope she screws up whatever it is she's trying to pull and actually dies.

It's not so much that I want her dead as it is I want her to learn a lesson. Failing that, I want her dead.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

This publicity stunt is getting a tad out of hand.

At this point, I'm not too sure this is still a publicity stunt. That's going pretty far for just a comeback, and she actually does sound quite unwell. I hope she gets better.

[The Mog Ninja]

hows this a publicity stunt? i dont think it is i just think she got poisoned by K-feds music >.>

[Luc]

Uh, wow. She's really does need to get better. :erm:

[sockmonkey]

She's making the same mistake as Anna Nicole.
You're supposed to go nuts and die a bizarre death at your peak so everone remembers you as beautiful and successful.
Not when you're well on the way to being a skanky has-been.

[vorpal blade]

I have a feeling she'll spend the rest of her life there, leaving her kids to suffer Federline's lullabies (causing them to take their own lives shortly after taking his).

EDIT:

im happy vorpal is with me on K-feds tunes

Having never actually listened to his stuff (this was based on hearsay and an abyssmal review in Rolling Stone Magazine, really), I decided to listen to one of his things on Youtube. After hearing it, I have decided that those kids are in more trouble than I previously thought. And my brain hurts.

[Mogi]

I feel sorry for her.

It's not her fault.

Really.

It's not.

I swear.

[Mirage]

This is amusing.

[The Mog Ninja]

im happy vorpal is with me on K-feds tunes

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

i actually feel sorry for the girl i hope she gets better and makes no more music!

[escobert]

OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.

[Roto13]

... Really?

[Bunny]

This publicity stunt is getting a tad out of hand.

At this point, I'm not too sure this is still a publicity stunt. That's going pretty far for just a comeback, and she actually does sound quite unwell. I hope she gets better.


hows this a publicity stunt? i dont think it is i just think she got poisoned by K-feds music >.>

I was kidding; it was a joke. Please stop talking me seriously.

[jrgen]

Kvlt. She's trying to outgr1m Varg. I bet her new album will be tr00 demonic mayhem. Can't wait for it.

[Bunny]

Oh man. Britney Spears should start singing death metal.

YES!

[Larahl]

Oh man. Britney Spears should start singing death metal.

YES!
Totally.
Oops, I've died again.

[Breine]

If this is true it's really sad... I wonder how she's become so crazy?

[Mirage]

Oh man. Britney Spears should start singing death metal.

YES!
I would buy her album.

[Roto13]

There's already a metal version of Hit Me Baby One More Time. I heard it on the radio once.

[Formalhaut]

Typical of her, I knew somehow or another she would do it. Lol Jk.:tongue:

Until next time, see ya

Jordan Cleary:choc2:

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Kvlt. She's trying to outgr1m Varg. I bet her new album will be tr00 demonic mayhem. Can't wait for it.


Oh man. Britney Spears should start singing death metal.

YES!



Oh man. Britney Spears should start singing death metal.

YES!
Totally.
Oops, I've died again.



Oh man. Britney Spears should start singing death metal.

YES!
I would buy her album.


There's already a metal version of Hit Me Baby One More Time. I heard it on the radio once.


What the hell are you guys talking about?! You think we've got hell on earth now, you guys might aswell be welcoming death to a sleep over, get raped by him, and enjoy it.

[Roto13]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nypusXmF5BI

^^^ That's not the one I heard. The one I heard didn't have any barking.

[jrgen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nypusXmF5BI

^^^ That's not the one I heard. The one I heard didn't have any barking.
You heard the Children of Bodom version which sucks just as much and is not meant as a joke, like this one.

[Mogi]

I think it would be awesome if she started a career in Death Metal.

But no, it would be bad if she remade her old songs. She needs to make new ones about how she's met Satan, and how she found out she was the anti-christ.

Wow.
I'm scaring myself.

[Mitch]

I think it's just plain awesome.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

I stopped caring about Britney Spears, and celebrities in general, eons ago.

[The Mog Ninja]

I heard shes going through post natal depression

[Zeldy]

There's already a metal version of Hit Me Baby One More Time. I heard it on the radio once.

Children Of Bodom did a cover of one of her songs, can't remember which, but it was rather amazing xD

I thought this was a joke at first. I just don't believe it to be true.
If it is, then she has issues.

[Mirage]

Okay guys,thread over. Stop giving that retard celebrity more attention that she deserves now.

[Momiji]

Oops, she did it again.

Seriously, she's going in the same direction as umm... Anna Nicole... I wouldn't be surprised if she was the next one dead. She's a complete trainwreck.

[SammieBabe]

No judge is going to give her custody of her children if all this is true. I hope Federline is a better parent. And I hope she is wise enough for her children's sake to get the help she needs...

[sockmonkey]

Oops, she did it again.

Seriously, she's going in the same direction as umm... Anna Nicole... I wouldn't be surprised if she was the next one dead. She's a complete trainwreck.

Said that already.

The reason for her falling apart is simple.
Being pretty and famous meant that people fell all over themselves to suck up and do things for her instead of telling her any of the ugly truths everyone needs to know or giving her a kick in the butt when she needed it.
She never had to develop the wisdom and coping skills needed to have a long term relationship or take care of a baby.

[The Mog Ninja]

I think she's been driven crazy by the paparazzi.

[Mogi]

Wait.
We can't let her die!
That's what she wants!
We can't give her what she wants!!!1