Worst Lyrics You Have Ever Heard

[Ko Ko]

What are some of the worst lyrics you have ever heard?

[Old Manus]

Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slipping.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slipping.
Thief! :mad2:

[Bunny]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

[Roto13]

Bohemian Rhapsody

I hope that was sarcasm. >_>

I DEFY you to find worse lyrics than these. I was just post selected lines, but I don't know how to choose.


Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember...Remember when we met..That summer

CHORUS:
New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer
For the summer.
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer..Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade Spic and Span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzzlike a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cuz I can't speak baby
Somthin' in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't 4get you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

CHORUS

Cheery Pez cold crush rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie
Always been hip to the BBOY Style
Known to act wild and make a girl smile
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Reminds me of you becuz you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and Cherry Coke
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

CHORUS

In the summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wigle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man MR. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug cuz I miss it
Like the color purple macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose
Came in the door said it before
I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

CHORUS

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

CHORUS

[Nominus Experse]

Anything pertaining to the sickening mass of suck that is the power-pop, emo, screamo, or nu-metal conglomerate.

Let's be non-conformist TOGETHER! And sing the same songs, with the same power chords, with the same stage presence, with the same look, with...

/end rant

[Dreddz]

Korn - " I see your pretty face, Smashed against the bathroom floor "

I just dont want to know.

[Rye]

"I wanna waste her monthly blood, wanna get some on my love, wanna get some gasoline and burn the house down" ~ Seether - Gasoline.

Gross, man.

[Fatal Impurity]

I cant believe no-one mentioned this one!


Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki,
Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele,
And when I went to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway,"
She laughed and whispered to me, "Yes, come tonight to the bay."

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

And down on the shore they gather romance,
She showed me much more, not only to dance.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

[Araciel]

'i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this...sh** blood and c** on my hands'

good song but still..ew

[Shiny]

Most of the lyrics by Wesley Willis.




The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
No body wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

Cut the mullet x4

Rock over London
Rock over Chicago
Sure White, it's the sure super store!

WTF is that.



This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was standing in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb

The chicken cow (X4)

Rock over London!
Rock on Chicago!
Blockbuster Video...Wow, what a difference

xD

[Rocket Edge]

50 Cent - Wanksta

You say you a gangsta
But you neva pop nothin'
We said you were a wanksta


It's just so silly. :monster:

[SnoopyG]

chicken noodle soup....

[Ko Ko]

With a soda on the side!

Rediculous.

[Roogle]

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[eestlinc]

Most of the lyrics by Wesley Willis.




The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
No body wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

Cut the mullet x4

Rock over London
Rock over Chicago
Sure White, it's the sure super store!

WTF is that.



This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was standing in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb

The chicken cow (X4)

Rock over London!
Rock on Chicago!
Blockbuster Video...Wow, what a difference

xD
Wesley Willis was 1. awesome 2. mentally ill
may he rest in peace

[MJN SEIFER]

I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news

These lyrics are so naff, you probly think I'm making them up don't you? Well I'm NOT!

[Polaris]

the entire song he wrote



:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Are u kidding me? The best song almost of the all times is ur worst lyric???? I bet u're using sarcasm like Roto said or you're just jealous u haven't made up such a great one like Bohemian Rapsody! :mad:


Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

This is actually one of the best lynes ever! :p

Anyway mine is...

Oh yeaaah ah ah.
Is ah big dancehall song in know
Madzart alongside Kevin Little
You know how it is,
You Know how we go
You know


Verse 1:
For the longest while we jamming in the Party
And youre wining on me
Pushing everything
Right back on top of me
(tea hey ai)


But if you think youre gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
Youre going home.
Youre going home with me tonight


Chorus:
Let me hold you
Girl caress my body


You got me going crazy
You turn me on
Turn me on..


Rap:
The girl ya nah go get way tonite
If she think madd man nah go fight
Me done feed she with popcorn and sprite
Now she whar come fly way like kite


Ooh yea yea
Ooh yea yea
Ooh yea yea yea
Ooh yea yea yea yea yea yea
Yea yea


Verse 2:
One hand on the ground and
Bumper cock sky high
Wining hard on me
Got the Python
Hollerin for mercy yea hey ai
Then I whisper in her ear
So wine harder
And then she said to me
Boy just push that thing
Push it harder back on me


Chorus:
So let me hold you


Bridge:
Hug me, hug me
Kiss me, squeeze me,
Hug me, hug me,
Kiss and caress me

[blim]

Dive! Dive! Dive! lyrics by BRUCE DICKINSON


(Frankly Seaman Staines, I don’t give a damn)

Put an opening shot across your bows
Got tunnel vision, hmm, pull the sheets in now
Let 'em flap, oh let 'em rip
This man o' war gonna sink your ship
Gonna blow you midships
Gonna dive tonight
There's no release ‘till you're deep down inside

Davy Jones gonna keep your bones
No monkee business now you're on your own
Turn your stern and cover me
We're rolling swell just an old seadog like me
Gonna blow you midships
Gonna dive tonight
There's no release when you're deep down inside

Dive! Dive! Dive!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
No muff too tuff
We dive at five

Seaman Staines is down below
Torpedoes loaded he’s ready to go
Wait to discharge waiting to release
As she rounded the horn we came up from below
Gonna blow you midships
Gonna dive tonight
There's no release when you're deep down inside

Dive! Dive! Dive!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
No muff too tuff
We dive at five

Come on, come on
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Yeah, Dive! Dive! Dive!
Come on, Dive! Dive! Dive!
No muff too tuff
We dive at five

Dive! Dive! Dive!
Sinking slow
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Sinking deep
Dive! Dive! Dive!
No muff too tuff
We dive at five

(Seaman Staines, consider yourself discharged)

[The Mog Ninja]

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I'm Japanesey? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fatal Impurity]

how bout this?

MY WORLD - GUNS N ROSES (Unfortunately one of my fav bands)

You wan'da step into my world
It's a sociopsychotic state of bliss
You've been delayed in the real world
How many times have you hit and missed?
You cat-scan shows disfiguration
I wanna laugh myself to death
With a misfired synapse
with a bent configuration
I'll hold the line while you gasp for breath
You wanna talk to me
So talk to me
You wanna talk to me [7 times]
You can't talk to me
You don't understand your sex
You ain't been mindfucked yet
Let's do it [3 times]
Oh my distorted smile

**sex sounds ensue**

Guess what I'm doing now

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life.

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trail
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life


...I mean, what the smurf? Apart from the fact that the lyrics (especially the dead skin) have absolutely nothing to do with having the time of your life... actually, they don't mean anything at all. You'd find more sense in Jabberwocky.

[bipper]

This is easy: Papa Roach so wins this one.

Moments after:


Listen up, turn it up and rock it out
party on, I wanna hear you scream and shout
this is real, as real as it gets
I came to get down to get some fucking respect
taking it back to hardcore level
you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal
taking it back to hardcore level
you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal.

they are trying to be so bad ass, and boasting a certain bad boy rock hard image, then they go and do this in the next lines of the song:


And I just wanna be, wanna be loved

makes the song sound emo/rock bipolar or something. Even the tone of the first part is a more alt metal, and the second part just hangs out there like some kinda pop ~ really disgusting.

[Mirage]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!!

[Breine]

Akon - Smack That is one of the worst/lamest songs I've ever heard. It hurts my ears everytime it's played, and unfortunately - and only God knows for why - it became a big hit. Ugh!

[Old Manus]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!!:love:

[Jowy]

That laffy-taffy. Shake that laffy-taffy, yeah.

[Fatal Impurity]

Beyonce's "My humps" is one of the most diabolical and obviously whoreish songs ive ever heard...

[Polaris]

Beyonce's "My humps" is one of the most diabolical and obviously whoreish songs ive ever heard...

wan't that the band of Fergie or whatever she was called?:confused:

[Ko Ko]

Yeah it was Fergie, or Blackeyed Peas, her band.

My lovely lady lumps.

[NeoCracker]

I like That song, though yes, the lyrics are pretty bad, but I like them none the less.

For horrible lyrics look at a lot of Rap and Metal. Miserably lyrics with a lot of those bands. I can't pick the worst of them though.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Anything pertaining to the sickening mass of suck that is the power-pop, emo, screamo, or nu-metal conglomerate Rap, R&B and Dance.



Bohemian Rhapsody
you do realise that no one on earth agrees with you here!

[Bunny]

Anything pertaining to the sickening mass of suck that is the power-pop, emo, screamo, or nu-metal conglomerate Rap, R&B and Dance.



Bohemian Rhapsody
you do realise that no one on earth agrees with you here!

I Don't Need Anyone Else To Agree With Me.

[Ko Ko]

What a great idea for a username, Bunny. :p

[NeoCracker]

I hate to admit it, but a lot of Bohemian Rhapsody is pretty silly and pretty bad lyrics, But I still love the song to death.

[MJN SEIFER]

Beyonce's "My humps" is one of the most diabolical and obviously whoreish songs ive ever heard...

It's Black Eyed Peas, and it's not meant to be whorish - it's a parody.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, those pennut butter and jelly songs...

Pennut Butter Jelly!
Pennut Butter Jelly!
Pennut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat!

and this one...

Inside pennut butter outside jelly
seven days of the week seven days for chevys
Black S.S with the top rolled off
f*** with them boyz get ya' top blowed off


HOW COULD THEY TURN SOMETHIN' THAT TASTE SO GOOD SOUND SO HORRIBLE!?!?!?!?!?!?:mad: :( :mad2: :eep:

[Shiny]

Wesley Willis was 1. awesome 2. mentally ill
may he rest in peace
LOL. I knew someone would say that. His lyrics are still crap regardless of the schizophrenia.

May he rest in peace indeed. :(

[Elite Lord Sigma]

That annoying Yin-Yang Twins song that seems to be so popular lately. :mad:

[Mitch]

if only we could fly limp bizkit style john otto take'em
to the matthews bridge can you feel it my generation
get up my generation are you ready do you know
where you are welcome to the jungle punk take a look around
it's limp bizkit fuckin' up your town we downloaded the shockwave
for all of the ladies in the cave to get your groove on
and maybe i'm the one who flew over the cukoos nest well guess
who's next generation x, gener-ation strange sun don't even shine
through our window pane so go ahead and talk :skull::skull::skull::skull: talk :skull::skull::skull::skull:
about me go ahead and talk :skull::skull::skull::skull: about my generation cause we don't,
don't give a fuck and we won't ever give a fuck until you,
you give a fuck about me and my generation hey kid,
take my advice you don't want to step into a big pile of :skull::skull::skull::skull:
the captain's drunk your world is titanic floating on the funk
so get your groove on and maybe i am just a little fucked up
life's just a little fucked up generation x,
generation strange sun don't even shine through our window pane
so go ahead and talk :skull::skull::skull::skull: talk :skull::skull::skull::skull: about me go ahead
and talk :skull::skull::skull::skull: about my generation cause we don't,
don't give a fuck and we won't ever give a fuck until you,
you give a fuck about me and my generation we don't,
don't give a fuck and we won't ever give a fuck until you,
you give a fuck about me and my generation
who gets the blame you get the blame and i get the blame
who gets the blame you get the blame and i get the blame
but do you think we can fly do you think we can fly
do you thing we can fly well i do, i do. dj leathal,
bring it on so go ahead and talk :skull::skull::skull::skull: talk :skull::skull::skull::skull: about me
go ahead and talk :skull::skull::skull::skull: about my generation cause we don't,
don't give a fuck and we won't ever give a fuck until you,
you give a fuck about me and my generation we don't,
don't give a fuck and we won't ever give a fuck until you,
you give a fuck about me and my generation oh yeah!

[DarkLadyNyara]

99.9 percent of all rap. :eep:

Also, that horrible, horrible piece of crap that Roto posted. *shudders*

[Yuriev's ghost]

Pretty much any opera.

[SnoopyG]

99.9 percent of all rap. :eep:

Also, that horrible, horrible piece of crap that Roto posted. *shudders*

not all rap is horrible, you're just paranoid :p

[DarkLadyNyara]

I didn't say all, I said 99.9 percent. There is a difference. :p

[Fatal Impurity]

Beyonce's "My humps" is one of the most diabolical and obviously whoreish songs ive ever heard...

It's Black Eyed Peas, and it's not meant to be whorish - it's a parody.

Heh Black eyed peas are crap anyway...plus forgetting the name of the band just shows how instantly forgettable and crap that song was doesn't it?



99.9 percent of all rap. :eep:

Also, that horrible, horrible piece of crap that Roto posted. *shudders*
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I whole heartedly agree with you! Rap sucks...heavy metal for the win!

[Elite Lord Sigma]

I wear a mean dark pair a shades
(You know we can't have one a nothing)
(So we had to double up)
You can't see my eyes unless my head is bent

Dipset.
REMIX!!!!

[Chorus:]
We fly high, no lie, you know this (balling!)
Foreign rides, outside, it's like showbiz (ladies)
We stay fly, no lie, you know this (remix)
Hips and thighs, oh my, stay focus

[Jones]
PC blowticious, Lamborghini, it's audicious
From Harlem to Hollywood I'm still hood,
500 horses stuffed in my Ferarri hood
Fuck niggas talk 'bout MC's on my hills
Hip hop was dead and killa gave me the will
Black car fever got this nigga feeling ill
It's the shop for a now nigga giving out deals
(It's all about the Benjamen's baby)

I'm flying off Lennox, in the Bentley all crazy
The roof top as I am showing my ass,
I brought New York back ya niggas ain't got a chance

[Chorus]

[T.I.]
I ain't gon' lie I'm fucked up, Phil died and we all sad
The only one thing gonna get us by and that's the ball game,
Then buy me a lonely crib 50 on the dog tag,
Cracks on the deal that's twenty mill
And you thought I have gone mad, now I had to gone
Grab the spida at the red light,
Blue florescent head light, you better get your bread right,
You ain't a baller, you chase checks I check write, even when I got a dog outside on my neck right

[Diddy]
Hey ya hold up, pick a restaurant Chows or Chin Chin
Now pick a car, which one I ain't been in,
Pick a watch as long as the hand spinning
Pick an actress which one I ain't swim in
The yachts still on the deck
Retirement plan I dropped it on her neck
I'm still spending old money, Benjamen's remix 10 Year gold money motherfuckers

[Chorus]

[Birdman]
500 on the Bentley, 50 g's on the Caddy, 100 gs on my bar
'Cause we boat living large
Doing my thing with this uptown swang
Nigga get it how we live like money ain't a thing
I be stunning on them things everytime you see me
Swang everytime you see me hang
Best believe I got that thing.
Pop up at the club nigga show them hoes love
'Cause they know we make it rain so they show us gangsta love

[Young Dro]
It's like I'm skating on ice like Christie Yamaguchi
Sit up in the Chevy eating blowfish sushi
550 mint colored Benz me and Jin with the back camp twins blowing our flutie
Hair real block 'cause you know we getting coofy, iceberg drop nigga now riding goofy,
28 inches in the air, know I'm balling 'cause my whole Wrist pink and my neck kinda bluey (dro)

[Chorus]

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's free

and I can't stand the intro to 50 Cent's 'In Da Club'

[Croyles]

that easy breezy japanesey is pretty :skull::skull::skull::skull:. Oh there are so many songs I could name.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your


*cringes*

[Garnie]

that candy shop song from 50 cent.... i mean....WHAT THE HELL IS HE TRYING TO SAY??????

[Rocket Edge]

Anything pertaining to the sickening mass of suck that is the power-pop, emo, screamo, or nu-metal conglomerate Rap, R&B and Dance.
Rap has some good & bad, but thats already been discussed.

As for House music, I'll say that there is alot of Dance out there that sounds silly & terrible, but the majority of all that is amateur made. It's a rare genre that commercialism has brought it benifits. Trance out today has powerful lyrics, and although they may be few & far between, a number pack a punch. I think this genre has great potential to improve, judging by how its progressed in a small ammount of years.

[Ko Ko]

Everybody's FREEEE
To feel good

That song is rediculously cheap. They featured it on Venture Bros. just because it was so shaitie.

[Garnie]

actully that paris to berlin song was written by a 5 year old
" from paris to berlin, in every disco i go in, my heart is pumping for love, pumping for love, because when im thinking of yo. and the things we could do , my heart is pumping for love, you left me longiong for you"
when do the carebears make an apperaNCE

[blim]

I always thought the opening lines of Fairies wear boots really sucked but as it's Sabbath i'll let 'em off

Goin home, late last night
Suddenly I got a fright
Yeah I looked through the window and surprised what I saw
Fairy boots were dancing with a dwarf,

All right now!

Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes,

Well all right now!

So I went to the doctor
See what he could give me
He said son, son, youve gone too far.
cause smokin and trippin is all that you do.

EDIT: in reply tothe above post they did a world cup version of that which was even worse

[Remedy]

all 50 cent's outrageous lyrics

[MJN SEIFER]

actully that paris to berlin song was written by a 5 year old
" from paris to berlin, in every disco i go in, my heart is pumping for love, pumping for love, because when im thinking of yo. and the things we could do , my heart is pumping for love, you left me longiong for you"
when do the carebears make an apperaNCE

I love that song, and that 5 year old must be pretty perverted as that song is concidered "sex" music on most radio stations...

However have you heard the football song "We're going to Belin"? the world cup song, that is pretty naff lyrics, check out the chorus:


We're going to Berlin
For the world cup that we will win
We're gonna win the world cup
and win the world cup

I can't remember the rest.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

99.9 percent of all rap. :eep:

Also, that horrible, horrible piece of crap that Roto posted. *shudders*


I didn't say all, I said 99.9 percent. There is a difference. :p




Beyonce's "My humps" is one of the most diabolical and obviously whoreish songs ive ever heard...

It's Black Eyed Peas, and it's not meant to be whorish - it's a parody.

Heh Black eyed peas are crap anyway...plus forgetting the name of the band just shows how instantly forgettable and crap that song was doesn't it?



99.9 percent of all rap. :eep:

Also, that horrible, horrible piece of crap that Roto posted. *shudders*
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I whole heartedly agree with you! Rap sucks...heavy metal for the win!


What the hell are you two talkin' about?!?!?!? Rap doesn't suck intirely!!!! If you ask me heavy metal suck a lot more than rap. But, I'm not the one to point fingers. *points at country music*:tongue:

[Bunny]

They didn't say it sucked entirely. .1% of it is decent.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Well, if 1% is cooler than all other forms of music, just imagine if the other 99.9% or even another 1% would chip in. *still pointing at country music*

[Momiji]

*still pointing at country music*

Works for me. I don't really care for rap or metal, but country is by far worse. However, I love anything emo/screamo/hardcore/electronica/emo-pop/powerpop... :D

[Araciel]

i like music.

nothing wrong with country, aside from the fact that i don't like it.

[PyroManiak]

rhcp-otherside

"she wants to know am I still a slut...I've got to take it on the otherside"

Oh my ...thats so dirty :P

[Big D]

Country music has one redeeming feature: if you rewind the song, then the guy gets his dog back, gets his truck back, and gets his girl back. Everyone wins.
Except the listener.

My Humps makes me want to harm my ears.

Miss New Booty is an abomination unto the English language and the noble art of singing. "Get it together and bring it back to me" indeed.

Then there's a truly horrible song by Chingy... I don't remember the title, but the lyrics include gems such as the following: "Damn, girl, how'd you get all o' that in them jeans THEM JEANS? I bet you had to jump up 'n' down just to get 'em on!"

That song made me want to die. I'm so very glad I only heard it once.

However, previous centuries have also provided more than a few astoundingly bad lyrics. Try this little number, written in either the late 17th or early 18th century - an era that today is usually, and mistakenly, associated with chaste prudery:

My Man John

My man John had a thing that was long,
My maid Mary had a thing that was hairy,
My man John put his thing that was long,
Into my maid Mary's thing that was hairy.

My maid Mary then stirr'd it about,
till with stirring and stirring at length it came out,
but then my man John, thrust it in once again,
and knock'd it most stoutly to make it remain.

But John with much knocking so widen'd the hole,
that his long thing slip'd out still in spight of his soul,
till weary'd and vex'd and with knocking grown sore,
cry'd a Pox take the Hole for I'll knock it no more.

Even by today's standards, that's pretty bad.

[I Don't Need A Name]

The View - Same Jeans D:

[Crushed Hope]

While Slug of Atmosphere has usually got really fuckin' good lyrics I just can't help but LOL at this particular lyric from "Trying To Find A Balance"


Stop writin' raps and go play volleyball

[SapphireBlue*]

"Shake your Bon-Bon" Ricky Martin! lol oldie...and "La Macarena" hahah I used to LOVE that song!!

[darksword12]

A Horse with No Name:

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After nine days I let the horse run free
'Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
there was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

It's so stupid it makes me laugh.

Edit: OK, the refrain is what's really stupid about it. Believe me, it sounds much stupider when you hear it.

[ljkkjlcm9]

I stand by my belief, that I constantly tell people that ask me about my music taste... that 90% of music today would be better with NO lyrics

THE JACKEL

[Proxy]

Uh, basically any rap song is offenisve to all 5 senses. Mostly ears & eyes.
Read some sometime. Really, you'll feel yourself get dumber.

[profskett]

Uh, basically any rap song is offenisve to all 5 senses. Mostly ears & eyes.
Read some sometime. Really, you'll feel yourself get dumber.Not quite - Kanye West has some really good lyrics.

Anyway, here's some pretty bad lyrics:
Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone (look, even the song title is silly, and it's not even grammatically correct!!)
Here's the thing
We started out friends
It was cool, but it was all pretend
Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
You're dedicated, you took the time
Wasn't long 'til I called you mine
Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how I picture me with you
That's all you'd ever hear me say

But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you, now I get what I want
Since you been gone

How can I put it, you put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
How come I'd never hear you say
I just wanna be with you
Guess you never felt that way

But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah, yeah
Thanks to you, now I get, I get what I want
Since you been gone

You had your chance, you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Shut your mouth, I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again

Since you been gone (since you been gone)
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get, I get what I want
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get (I get)
You should know (you should know) that I get
I get what I want

Since you been gone
Since you been gone
Since you been gone

...and:
Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend

Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious
I think about you all the time you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright (Alright...)

Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah, I'm the mother fucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right...)

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better ....and I can't bothered to copy and paste any more of this crap.

...but possibly the worst ever:
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha
...pure unadulterated garbage.

[Proxy]

Not quite - Kanye West has some really good lyrics.


Kanye West is egotistical narcissistic jerk-off who think's he's the greatest smurfing thing to happen to music.

"now i ain't sayin she a gold digga, but she ain't fuckin wit no broke *****"
yeah...real intelligent.

[Roto13]

Not quite - Kanye West has some really good lyrics.


Kanye West is egotistical narcissistic jerk-off who think's he's the greatest smurfing thing to happen to music.

"now i ain't sayin she a gold digga, but she ain't smurfin wit no broke *****"
yeah...real intelligent.

My dorky HR instructor actually said that line in a lecture. It was... awkward.

[snacks]

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life.

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trail
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life


...I mean, what the smurf? Apart from the fact that the lyrics (especially the dead skin) have absolutely nothing to do with having the time of your life... actually, they don't mean anything at all. You'd find more sense in Jabberwocky.

I think this song is more about the experiences in your life in the past, and not worrying so much about them and just going out and having a good time.

Like "Hey good times or bad! Put it up on a shelf and go out and have some fun!"

[atlanteay]

anything that comes out of 50 Cent's mouth.

and My Humps make me feel like a bad child for listening to it. :(

[Beowulf]

Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions. Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.

35 plus 4 divided by 2, the partygoers who don't burst open don't know, This sociable sound demon screwing into an obtuse angle easily, They dunno where from or where to, but anyway he divided the sound. Everyone's winding chatter is a dangling handkerchief.

An alteration in the radar and in the nonsense coming over the airwaves, If you start snorin', your heartbeat that's goin' up as much as your personality changes Is really greedy, but there's power and land of the priest's staff And since I was born, I've kept on playin' like this.

Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions. Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat. From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.

From 3rd street to 4th streeth, from main street to the carnal desires, Pack up the duties left to you, take it all gently, Really, you don't have to worry if you extend over to this slow train. Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.

From 3rd street to 4th streeth, from main street to the carnal desires, Pack up the duties left to you, take it all gently, Really, you don't have to worry if you extend over to this slow train. Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up. Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.

That time, that time, I give respect, we'll break it all apart, yo, just like this example.


Daikenkai, from DDR. >_>

Pretty terrible, I must say...

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Hold on people, I understand no one here likes 50cent, but come on! You can't blame him for messin' the rap/hip hop genre up!...Are maybe you can. Look, my point is, that most of the people here are rock and metal heads who in denial because rap/hip hop is the hotest thing to date. AND PLEASE STOP THAT ANNOYING ASS SONG ABOUT CHEWING BUBBLE GUM.

*song*
I'm the type of girl that make you want to chew all up my bubble gum
I'm the type of girl that make you want to chew all up my bubble gum
I'm the type of girl ya' want to take to your mama house
Take to ya'
Take to ya'
Take to ya' mama house


I would never take a whore to meet my mama let along do what she's implying by saying 'chew her bubble gum'. BASTARD CHILD!!!!!

[daggertrepe]

Sk8er boi.

[psyniac_123]

The entirity of the Black Eyed Peas Discography.

Or at least "My Humps". Wtf? :moomba:

[Peter_20]

The lyrics on "Free Speech For the Dumb" suck.

[Ramza Beoulve]

Prepare to have your eyes burned O.o

CHACARRON MACARRON by EL MUDO

oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa …. sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon

Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …
ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron, Chacarro
:Oo: :yuck:

[Peter_20]

Prepare to have your eyes burned O.o

CHACARRON MACARRON by EL MUDO

oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa …. sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon

Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …
ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron, Chacarro
:Oo: :yuck:Sounds like they're throwing up. :eek:

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I think this song is more about the experiences in your life in the past, and not worrying so much about them and just going out and having a good time.

Like "Hey good times or bad! Put it up on a shelf and go out and have some fun!"

I can understand the shelf, but the dead skin on trial?

[scrumpleberry]

Avril Lavigne Girlfriend deserves murdering.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

alone is enough to make me want to puke.

[ReloadPsi]

She showers while I shave
I love to help her bathe
She helps me with my beer
I help her with her breastfeeding

[Momiji]

Not quite - Kanye West has some really good lyrics.


Kanye West is egotistical narcissistic jerk-off who think's he's the greatest smurfing thing to happen to music.

"now i ain't sayin she a gold digga, but she ain't smurfin wit no broke *****"
yeah...real intelligent.

Don't forget his other famous quote: "George W. Bush does not care about black people."

Apparently he's a mind reader too. >_> Or is he? (I still remember Mike Myers' mortified face when he said that.)

Furthermore, whoever said something against 'Good Riddance (Time of your Life)' by Green Day apparently doesn't understand a simple metaphor that makes sense. If anything, at least the song sounds good.

[Alex151]

I'd have to go with most music that comes from Nickelback

[Momiji]

Ooh, can't forget this.

[Chorus: Mims]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[Verse 1:]
This is why I'm hot, I don't gotta rap
I could sell a mil. sayin' nothing on the track
I represent New York, I got it on my back,
Niggas say that we lost it, so imma bring it back.
I love the Dirty Dirty, cuz niggas show me love
The ladies start to bounce as soon as I hit the club.
But in the Midwest, they love to take it slow,
So when I hit that :skull::skull::skull::skull:, I watch em (get it on the flo')
And if you need it hyphy, I'll take it to the Bay,
'Frisco to Sac-Town, they do it everyday.
Compton to Hollywood, soon as I hit LA,
I'm in the low-low, I do it the Cali way.
And when I hit the Chi', people say that i'm fly.
They like the way I dress, they like my attire.
They love how I move crowds from side-to-side,
They ask me how I do it, and simply I reply:

[Chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[Verse 2:]
This is why I'm hot, catch me on the block,
Every other day, another bitch, another drop,
16 bars, 24 a pop,
44 a song, nigga gimme what chu got.
I'm into drivin cars, fresh up off the lot ,
Im into shuttin stores down, just so I could shop.
If you need a bird, I could get it chopped,
Tell me what chu need, you know I get em by the flock.
I call my homie Black, meet me on the Avvve.
I hit Wash. Heights with the money in the bag.
We into big spendin', you see my pimpin' never drag,
Find me with different women that you niggas never had.
For those who say they know me, know I'm focused on my green
Playa you come between, you better focus on the beam.
I keep it so mean, the way you seen me lean,
And when I say Im hot, my nigga this is what I mean

[chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[verse 3:]
This is why im hot, shorty see the drop
Asked me what I paid, and I say yeah, I paid a guap.
And then I hit the switch, that take away the top,
So chicks around the way, they call me Creame of the Crop.
They hop in the car, I tell em "All aboard"
We hit the studio, they say they like how I record.
I gave em Black Train and I Did You Wrong,
So everytime I see them, they tell me that's their song.
They say I'm the bomb,
They love the way the charm,
Hangin from the neck, and compliments the arm,
Which compliments the ear, then comes the gear,
So when I hit the room, the shorties stop 'n stare.
Niggas start to hate, rearrange they face,
But little do they know, I keep them thangs by waist
Son I reply, nobody got to die,
Similar to Lil' Weez cuz I got the fire.

[Chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (MIMS!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.


I died a little on the inside searching for those lyrics. Just another reason I have to detest rap with every bit of my soul.

[Alex151]

Ooh, can't forget this.

[Chorus: Mims]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[Verse 1:]
This is why I'm hot, I don't gotta rap
I could sell a mil. sayin' nothing on the track
I represent New York, I got it on my back,
Niggas say that we lost it, so imma bring it back.
I love the Dirty Dirty, cuz niggas show me love
The ladies start to bounce as soon as I hit the club.
But in the Midwest, they love to take it slow,
So when I hit that :skull::skull::skull::skull:, I watch em (get it on the flo')
And if you need it hyphy, I'll take it to the Bay,
'Frisco to Sac-Town, they do it everyday.
Compton to Hollywood, soon as I hit LA,
I'm in the low-low, I do it the Cali way.
And when I hit the Chi', people say that i'm fly.
They like the way I dress, they like my attire.
They love how I move crowds from side-to-side,
They ask me how I do it, and simply I reply:

[Chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[Verse 2:]
This is why I'm hot, catch me on the block,
Every other day, another bitch, another drop,
16 bars, 24 a pop,
44 a song, nigga gimme what chu got.
I'm into drivin cars, fresh up off the lot ,
Im into shuttin stores down, just so I could shop.
If you need a bird, I could get it chopped,
Tell me what chu need, you know I get em by the flock.
I call my homie Black, meet me on the Avvve.
I hit Wash. Heights with the money in the bag.
We into big spendin', you see my pimpin' never drag,
Find me with different women that you niggas never had.
For those who say they know me, know I'm focused on my green
Playa you come between, you better focus on the beam.
I keep it so mean, the way you seen me lean,
And when I say Im hot, my nigga this is what I mean

[chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[verse 3:]
This is why im hot, shorty see the drop
Asked me what I paid, and I say yeah, I paid a guap.
And then I hit the switch, that take away the top,
So chicks around the way, they call me Creame of the Crop.
They hop in the car, I tell em "All aboard"
We hit the studio, they say they like how I record.
I gave em Black Train and I Did You Wrong,
So everytime I see them, they tell me that's their song.
They say I'm the bomb,
They love the way the charm,
Hangin from the neck, and compliments the arm,
Which compliments the ear, then comes the gear,
So when I hit the room, the shorties stop 'n stare.
Niggas start to hate, rearrange they face,
But little do they know, I keep them thangs by waist
Son I reply, nobody got to die,
Similar to Lil' Weez cuz I got the fire.

[Chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (MIMS!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.


I died a little on the inside searching for those lyrics. Just another reason I have to detest rap with every bit of my soul.


I'll bet he put a lot of thought into those lyrics:mad2:

[Momiji]

Ooh, can't forget this.

[Chorus: Mims]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[Verse 1:]
This is why I'm hot, I don't gotta rap
I could sell a mil. sayin' nothing on the track
I represent New York, I got it on my back,
Niggas say that we lost it, so imma bring it back.
I love the Dirty Dirty, cuz niggas show me love
The ladies start to bounce as soon as I hit the club.
But in the Midwest, they love to take it slow,
So when I hit that :skull::skull::skull::skull:, I watch em (get it on the flo')
And if you need it hyphy, I'll take it to the Bay,
'Frisco to Sac-Town, they do it everyday.
Compton to Hollywood, soon as I hit LA,
I'm in the low-low, I do it the Cali way.
And when I hit the Chi', people say that i'm fly.
They like the way I dress, they like my attire.
They love how I move crowds from side-to-side,
They ask me how I do it, and simply I reply:

[Chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[Verse 2:]
This is why I'm hot, catch me on the block,
Every other day, another bitch, another drop,
16 bars, 24 a pop,
44 a song, nigga gimme what chu got.
I'm into drivin cars, fresh up off the lot ,
Im into shuttin stores down, just so I could shop.
If you need a bird, I could get it chopped,
Tell me what chu need, you know I get em by the flock.
I call my homie Black, meet me on the Avvve.
I hit Wash. Heights with the money in the bag.
We into big spendin', you see my pimpin' never drag,
Find me with different women that you niggas never had.
For those who say they know me, know I'm focused on my green
Playa you come between, you better focus on the beam.
I keep it so mean, the way you seen me lean,
And when I say Im hot, my nigga this is what I mean

[chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (M.I.M.S.!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.

[verse 3:]
This is why im hot, shorty see the drop
Asked me what I paid, and I say yeah, I paid a guap.
And then I hit the switch, that take away the top,
So chicks around the way, they call me Creame of the Crop.
They hop in the car, I tell em "All aboard"
We hit the studio, they say they like how I record.
I gave em Black Train and I Did You Wrong,
So everytime I see them, they tell me that's their song.
They say I'm the bomb,
They love the way the charm,
Hangin from the neck, and compliments the arm,
Which compliments the ear, then comes the gear,
So when I hit the room, the shorties stop 'n stare.
Niggas start to hate, rearrange they face,
But little do they know, I keep them thangs by waist
Son I reply, nobody got to die,
Similar to Lil' Weez cuz I got the fire.

[Chorus:]
This is why Im hot
This is why Im hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
[x2]
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You ain't cuz you not,
This is why (this is why)
This is why Im hot
I'm hot cuz im fly,
You hate cuz you not (MIMS!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot.


I died a little on the inside searching for those lyrics. Just another reason I have to detest rap with every bit of my soul.


I'll bet he put a lot of thought into those lyrics:mad2:

15 seconds at best.

[Alex151]

him and young joc probably write lyrics together

It's going down, meet me at the mall, it's going down meet me at the crib

not only does his lyrics suck but so does his rapping.

I wish somebody would pay me to rap because I could probably do better than that without thinking about it.

[MJN SEIFER]

Any (C)Rap song that contains the lyric "I'm the [This] to the [That]"!

[bipper]

Not quite - Kanye West has some really good lyrics.


Kanye West is egotistical narcissistic jerk-off who think's he's the greatest smurfing thing to happen to music.

"now i ain't sayin she a gold digga, but she ain't smurfin wit no broke *****"
yeah...real intelligent.

never been divroced, have you?

[Comet]

I need a gun to keep myself from harm
All the poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

[Hazzard]

Dizzie Rascal:

i got the big beat
i hear the sound
i got the big beat (dizzie rascal)
i get on down (rollin deep)

i've heard everything
from the street to the slammer
tryina see his people stay true to his grammar
bein a celebrity dont mean :skull::skull::skull::skull: to me
for a glimpse of another i'ma blitz another
they got me talkin black russian
stand up to my face they say nothin
stand up in the bar keep a firm steady stance
keep no beanies touchin keep no beanies hot flushin
just bring mc's down on you
if u dont believe me bring ur posse bring ur crew
feel free to hate cuz i aint tryina be ur mate
be serious u woulda lost an hour in my shoe
its an air force one
trainers by the truck load
trainers by the ton
dont be dazed when i catch u by ur jays
talk best when u know its best to run

fix up look sharp
dont make me bring it rinse out n get dark
feel the bang see the spark
duck down lay down jus (get on down)

[~jaymz~]

Oh my, has anyone heard of Cannibal Corpse? They have *REALLY* bad taste in writing lyrics. The topics are usually bad rapings, deaths etc.

[Tallulah]

The following crap was just on the radio. I had to turn it off...


Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di

Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today.
Everybody's gonna love today, gonna love today.
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.

I've been crying for so long,
Fighting tears just to carry on,
But now, but now, it's gone away.

Hey girl why can't you carry on,
Is it 'cause you're just like your mother,
Little tight, like to tease for fun,
Well you ain't gonna tease no other,
Gonna make you a lover.

Everybody's gonna love today,
love today, love today.
Everybody's gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.
Girl in the blue with the big bust on
Big bust on, big bust on.
Wait till your momma and your papa's gone,
Papa's gone
Momma, momma papa, shock shock me,
Shock shock me, shock shock.

i said Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today
i said Everybody's gonna love today, gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.

carolina sits on 95
Give her a dollar and she'll make you smile.
hook her book her nook her walk away !

girl dresses like a kid for fun,
Licks her lips like they're something other,
Tries to tell you life has just begun,
now you know she's getting something other
Than the love from her mother

Everybody's gonna love today,
Love today, love today
Everybody's gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.

Girl in the blue with the big bust on,
Big bust on, big bust on.
Wait till your momma and your papa's gone,
Papa's gone
Momma, momma papa, shock shock me,
Shock shock me, shock shock.

Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today
Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.

Doom da da di da di
Doom da da di da di
Doom da da di da di
Doom da da di da di do do da di da di do do .....

I smurfing hate Mika! :mad2:

[Yar]

This is why, this is why, this why I'm hot!
I'm hot 'cause I'm fly;
You ain't 'cause you not!
This is why, this is why, this why I'm hot!

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My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

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Informer
You know say daddy me snow me-a gonna blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down