What if I was new!

[Awrini]

Nobody loves me. :love:

But to give this meaning, how would you greet someone you've never met before?

[Sergeant Hartman]

S'up?

[Remon]

A simple Hiya and a big smile is good enough.

[Bunny]

With a hearty laugh, a slap on the rear, and a bowl full of Jell-O, of course!

[Old Manus]

Rally-Ho!

[yanis]

:tongue:What's up, doc?

No, not really, just :DGreetings, mate!!!

[Iceglow]

the words "Hi, nice to meet ya, hows things?" comes to mind whilst shaking hands with them though sometimes I get a kiss on the cheek depends girls tend to kiss my cheek guys shake my hand.

[Dagga]

So... You like... stuff?

(Perfect Greeting! Everyone likes stuff!)

[Martyr]

'sup bro

Bro usually comes out "brah."

[TyphoonThaReapa]

If it's a man

What's happenin' son!!! You chillin'? Fa' sizzle!!!!

If it a woman

*in a sexy tone of voice* What'sup happenin' shorty. Let me holla at cha' for a second.

If its my mother

Alright mamma!!!!!!! Alright!!!!!!!! Dammit!!!!!!!

If it's my brothers and sisters

...What the **** you want?

If it's my dead friend

A'yo, what's happenin' son. This for you *spills vokka on his grave*

If it's my manager

Good mourning Sir. *under my breath* You ass****


...Can't thinkof now

[Owen Macwere]

the words "Hi, nice to meet ya, hows things?" comes to mind whilst shaking hands with them though sometimes I get a kiss on the cheek depends girls tend to kiss my cheek guys shake my hand.

same! or maybe I'm just too lazy to write mine. :holmes:

[Zeldy]

People I don't know? I just shy'ly smile and don't say anything.
Im really crap at making new friends.

[Diango12]

Hi nice to meet you :)

[NeoCracker]

Look, we all know if I talk ot you, it will inevitably lead to sex. Lets just skip the bs and go right to the sex, as I can't afford a drink for you.

[abrojtm]

Generally:
"Hey, I'm Jarrod"
or
"What's up, I'm Jarrod"

[ReloadPsi]

"Hey" with a nod, unless I was specifically expecting to meet that person, in which case I'd speak more intently with enthusiasm.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Hi! :jess: My name's Kari, what's yours?

[Tempest]

People I don't know? I just shy'ly smile and don't say anything.
Im really crap at making new friends.

Same here. Unless I'm with other people I know...or drunk. :monster:

[Jess]

"Hey, you alright?" :jess:

[Jowy]

I'd just tackle them as opposed to saying hello.

[Polaris]

Hello!
Hey
Hiya
hallo!

[No.78]

With a hearty laugh, a slap on the rear, and a bowl full of Jell-O, of course!

;-; I'm scared of you.


I suck at saying things first, but if I cba and actually want to, I'd usually try to generate a common complaint. That seems to be what usually happens. For example, in fencing,

"These suits are so hot >.>"

and

"Wow, my arm hurts."

...

[Griff]

*acknowledging head nod*

[Agrias]

i'd say something...like:

"hey, make sure you stay away from corncracker, he'd rape and inpregnate you in two minutes and then flutter off into the wind...he doesnt even pay child support...:\...how do i know?.....:shifty:"
lmao!

[I Am Stoner]

"Duude, do I know you?" Or "Hey babe, how you doin'?" ;)

[Araciel]

'i dreamt of you...it wasn't pleasant.'

[Momiji]

For me...

To a male:
"Hey, what's up? ....yeah smurf you too."

To a female
"H-hi! How uh..are..uh..hmm...umm..you?! WAIT COME BACK"

To someone I have no respect for
"Why the smurf are you talking to me?"

90% of the time to anyone
"Mmm...mhmm...whatever..."

[rubah]

If you were new I'd gobble you up.

If someone else were new I'd ignore them until they weren't.

[Yamaneko]

Any last words?

[Tasura]

*stare* *head tilt* *stare* *head tilt other way* *blink* *look the person over* *stare* *blink*

And if at that point they haven't been freaked out enough to leave I generally just keep staring until they do, unless It's a person I want to get to know, then I generally start talking after the second head tilt.

[Khaotic]

*shy looking at ground look: hello..*