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Martyr
03-08-2007, 09:33 PM
Where do you see yourself when you're old?

Prolly digging out of a trash-can because you spent all your grocery money at the internet cafe chatting on EoFF, and it's too late to do any more begging 'cause the drivers'll think you're a car-jacker.

...

Better question: How would you really like your life to be like when you are old?

Misfit
03-08-2007, 09:36 PM
I plan on being the most awesome old lady evar. I'm going to trip kids and stuff with my cane. And go down hills in a wheelchair. Etc. Oh goddamn, it will be great.

Jowy
03-08-2007, 09:37 PM
I want to knock things over in the grocery store while I'm driving the motorized cards and use the "SORRY, I'M OLD" excuse. I also want to bore the living hell out of my grandkids with stories about my youthful days.

Nominus Experse
03-08-2007, 09:39 PM
Racing against my wife in the supermarket on the small mobile carts they provide for fat or old people.

EDIT: DAMMIT JOWY!

Sergeant Hartman
03-08-2007, 09:43 PM
Moaning about pentions and long queues.

No.78
03-08-2007, 09:46 PM
When I'm old, I'll play video games till my eyes bleed.

Hazzard
03-08-2007, 09:51 PM
When I'm old, I'll sit at home waiting for the asteroid to crash right into Earth, and then we'll die...Mhuhahahaha!!!

Griff
03-08-2007, 09:55 PM
I won't make it to old age, I'm going to die in a massive motercycle accident when I'm 22.

Ko Ko
03-08-2007, 10:00 PM
I will live in a sprawling mansion with only my cats. :(

Tempest
03-08-2007, 10:00 PM
I don't plan on being alive passed 50 so, I won't ever get to old. :mwahaha:

And, if I do make it that far I'd like to be living comfortably with my significant other, watching my children get married and have kids of their own. And not ever having to worry about money.

Diango12
03-08-2007, 10:13 PM
I don't plan on being alive passed 50 so, I won't ever get to old. :mwahaha:

fire_of_avalon
03-08-2007, 10:38 PM
I think I'm going to die around age 25, so I hope I go having a good time.

theundeadhero
03-08-2007, 10:40 PM
I want to be the old guy that when everyone sees him they shake their head and say what a shame it is that I'm crazy. The one with a big bald spot, and the rest of the hair long but sticking out everywhere.

Agrias
03-08-2007, 10:47 PM
I will live in a sprawling mansion with only my cats. :(

Living with Iri and her cats, bwahahah! :mwahaha:

NeoCracker
03-08-2007, 10:51 PM
Secretly Stalking Iri in her mansion, using Agrias as a distraction so I can move around undetected.

Shadow_Wolf 6354
03-08-2007, 10:52 PM
I will live in a virtual world where i never age at all



:shoot:

Mitch
03-08-2007, 11:00 PM
I'm gonna jump on the cats bandwagon.

Agrias
03-08-2007, 11:14 PM
Secretly Stalking Iri in her mansion, using Agrias as a distraction so I can move around undetected.

lol, how do you know that that would work? maybe as you're using me to go undetected my brittle bones start cracking and your front is ruined! HA!

NeoCracker
03-08-2007, 11:16 PM
It was worth a try.

I guess I'll just be the creepy old guy hitting on minors then.

Iceglow
03-08-2007, 11:17 PM
lol I don't know maybe somewhere complaining about the youth of the day as it will be. Quite possibly with Agrias complaining about how we should have murda'd da bbz all those years ago when we had the chance.

Araciel
03-08-2007, 11:18 PM
getting old is for the weak, i'm just gonna get slower

srsly, how many old dudes do you see over 6'2?? not many.

Agrias
03-08-2007, 11:27 PM
lol I don't know maybe somewhere complaining about the youth of the day as it will be. Quite possibly with Agrias complaining about how we should have murda'd da bbz all those years ago when we had the chance.

LOL!! no doubts! but thats only if i dont murda joo! hahah u kno i b jk! i only murda da bbz!

Dreddz
03-08-2007, 11:30 PM
Ill be the old git slashing the next door neighbours football. That'll teach those pesky kids.

NeoCracker
03-08-2007, 11:31 PM
This is so going to be me. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=RM-H7FjznyM)

Roto13
03-08-2007, 11:33 PM
Mick Jagger.

Araciel
03-08-2007, 11:34 PM
This is so going to be me. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=RM-H7FjznyM)

HAHAHA ew...my favourite it the little shop of horrors thing

Rocket Edge
03-08-2007, 11:39 PM
Having a steady job animating with a family. I give myself another 10 years before i calm down though.

Vermachtnis
03-08-2007, 11:40 PM
I'm gonna be the old dude down the street living in a tar paper shack, but with plasma TV!

yanis
03-08-2007, 11:51 PM
I'm gonna still posting here and complaining that I can't see any of the old geezers I talkin to, coz I'm too far!!! Or I could join corncracker in his quest!!!:bgl:

sockmonkey
03-09-2007, 12:49 AM
I'm going to be a dirty old man.
I' already a dirty young man and it works for me so I'm sticking with it.

Levian
03-09-2007, 12:53 AM
I will wear clothes in one colour of the rainbow for each day of the week, and I'll change clothes at exactly midnight. Red clothes on Monday, orange clothes on Tuesday, etc. It's gonna be hell to get indigo underwear, but it'll be worth it.

Shlup
03-09-2007, 12:57 AM
I will have an average American life when I'm old, at this rate. So far my life is very middle-class America.

Venom
03-09-2007, 12:58 AM
Old? No thanks.

Rye
03-09-2007, 12:59 AM
The really small 4 foot tall old lady that goes around awkwardly asking people if they can get me some pickles the middle shelf in the supermarket.

Leeza
03-09-2007, 02:12 AM
I am old so my life will be pretty much what it is now. :)

Jojee
03-09-2007, 10:15 AM
The really small 4 foot tall old lady that goes around awkwardly asking people if they can get me some pickles the middle shelf in the supermarket.
Oh, god. I just saw my future flash before my eyes :cry:

black orb
03-09-2007, 07:16 PM
I'm going to be a dirty old man.
I' already a dirty young man and it works for me so I'm sticking with it.
>>> Thats the right answer..

Owen Macwere
03-09-2007, 08:20 PM
I don't want to grow too old. Anyway, if I do then I'd want to spend it in a small house, in a peaceful place with someone I love.
Nothing is more comfortable than dying in the arms of the one you love. =p

KentaRawr!
03-09-2007, 08:36 PM
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64!