I got him a PS3. What'd you get him?

[Roto13]

Happy Birthday, Joel. Here's to another year of rage and hentai. May all your Chun Li's be kicky.

[Meat Puppet]

I pre-ordered GTA IV for him. Happy birthday, Joel.

Or maybe pre-pre-ordered.

:goomba:

[Tavrobel]

Calcium Nitrate, for all of your salty needs. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_nitrate)

[Agrias]

i got him a jowy blow up doll! FTW! happy b-day!

[Sergeant Hartman]

Saying happy birthday is the true present so,

:happybday

[Rocket Edge]

Happy birthday. :up:

[Jowy]

i got him a jowy blow up doll! FTW! happy b-day!

Those are grey market and I do not endorse the sale or use of products bearing my likeness and resemblance.

Happy birthday, yo. :gaymusicnote:

[Luara]

Happy b-day :choc2:

[Ashley Schovitz]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b185/S-wo/1944c1d2.jpg
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEL SMRPG STYLE!!!!

[Araciel]

i got him a cookie...but i ate it.

sorry man

happy oldness day

[Bunny]

I got him cancer.

Here's looking at you, kid.

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

Cancer FTW :P
Whos joel?

:shoot:

[DeStyle]

dunno.

I'll get him some ammonium chloride. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammonium_chloride)
Which is way saltier than calcium nitrate,
speaking of nitrates, would he like some
mannitol hexanitrate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mannitol_Hexanitrate)? I got leftover.

[nik0tine]

I almost had sex with Joel for his birthday.

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

Hey nik0tine its my birthday in a couple of months *wink*:P

:shoot:

[Diango12]

Happy birthday!

[Ko Ko]

Happy Birthday, strange one who says I look like I-no.

[Nominus Experse]

Since the following text is in bold and italics, it means more:

Happy Birthday! Be merry!

Cheers!

:beer:

[Erdrick Holmes]

I pre-ordered GTA IV for him. Happy birthday, Joel.

Or maybe pre-pre-ordered.

:goomba:

Aww, you got me a coaster, how sweet.

[Shlup]

I pre-ordered GTA IV for him. Happy birthday, Joel.

Or maybe pre-pre-ordered.

:goomba:

Aww, you got me a coaster, how sweet.

That may be the wittiest thing you've ever said. Which isn't saying much, but, hey, I was amused.

Happy birthday.

[Tasura]

Happy birthday!

I got him a period, see, it's right here.

[Leeza]

Happy birthday, Joel. :)

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

*Deletes AIDS joke*

[Giga Guess]

1000 Giga Points! Happy B-Day man!

[Xander]

Happy Birthday Joel :) Hamsterforyou n__n :nibbles:

[Old Manus]

I got him Kane as his sex slave for a week.

Cost me a whole £2, you better make good use of him >:O

[KentaRawr!]

Dude, like, Happy Birthday, like, DUDE!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

happy bday...w00tw00t

[Chloe.]

Happy Birthday! :p

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Happy Birthday!

*throws over copy of Marvel vs. Capcom 2*

[Ryth]

I got him the entire Xenosaga trilogy, enjoy. :D

[Khaotic]

Lifetime subscription to any hentai site.

Enjoy bud. Happy Birthday.

[Fatal Impurity]

I gave him a coffin! YAY!

Hey dont look at me like that! We're all gonna need one eventually right?

[Erdrick Holmes]

RANDOM NECROMANCY!

[I Don't Need A Name]

I gave him a coffin! YAY!

Hey dont look at me like that! We're all gonna need one eventually right?

Heck, i got him the headstone to go with it

HAPPY BIRHTDAY

[Mirage]

happy birthday u

[oddler]

Merry birthday. :) (http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/1998-12-13/neibig.jpg)