a clever quote

[Garnie]

Right! its 2:51 am and im not sleepy so iv desided to start a thread were you tell the whole eoff forums your clever quips. ill start shall i

BRING BACK THE RANDOM BATTLES.......BECAUSE LIFE NEEDS VICTORY MUSIC!

As said in me sig. fun eh! whats yours?

[PyroManiak]

"give me some god dam wah wah pedal or I'll castrate your mother"

[Agrias]

"lol u kno i b jk! i only murda da bbz!"

[PyroManiak]

"Im too drunk"

[Agrias]

oh yea! this one made me lawl pretty damn hard

"I r teh sad!"

[PyroManiak]

"If I had a nickel for every time I farted today...I'd have 12*prppp*-I mean 13"
o_0

[Vermachtnis]

Oh crap, we're in Canada!

[Shlup]

There are people who like random battles?

[tidus_rox]

If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind.... then what of an empty desk??

[Garnie]

a contribution from my dear boyfriend
" ugh, im in a nutshell!"

[Fatal Impurity]

"death is but the beginning!" - Famous bad guy quote....which makes no sense as you cant do squat when your dead!

[Iceglow]

"I could dominate the world easily 12 times over but I'm chronically lazy"

Said by me to a friend when he called me lazy.

[Yew-Yevon]

The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.

J.r.r Tolken ;)

[Garnie]

mmm some lord of the ring quips....but so stolen from gandy!
lesse........ heres one that tock me hours and hours to think of...
cheese is fun!

[Owen Macwere]

"Your stupidity is overflowing, it is blinding me"

[Garnie]

my god i cannot stop. i have stupidatis
:tumble: :monkey: :monkey: :temigi:

[Yew-Yevon]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

[Griff]

In a world where everything means nothing, only the truly dumb are smart enough to fail.

[Araciel]

'if you're ever lost in the woods and cant find your way out, tie your underwear on a stick and hold it above your head while you walk yelling 'I'VE CAPTURED THEIR LEADER AND STUCK HIS HEAD ON THIS STICK'

'how will that help?'


'help? i don't know, but you'll need something to do to keep you getting bored'

[PyroManiak]

In a world where everything means nothing, only the truly dumb are smart enough to fail.

very clever but I'd have to disagree...some smart people have actually thought that life means nothing...so they start to fail...so I think the truly dumb aren't the only ones smart enough to fail in the world

[look_out_below]

For those who say nothing is impossible tell them to try slamming a revolving door.

[Garnie]

right but i still like the cheese thing?:D

[GF_Diablos]

For those who say nothing is impossible tell them to try slamming a revolving door.

If the lock's on you can slam a revolving door, I used to do it by accident all the time in our Uni dorms.


A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

That was off my Google homepage today.

(http://columbia.tfd.com/Darwin%2c+Charles+Robert)

[SNOOZER]

Hahah "SNAAAAAAKE!" does rock my socks. As a matter of fact it rocked my face right off.

I particularly enjoy this one

"Snake! Did you like my SUNGLASSES?"

[Garnie]

yes. yes i did

[Setzer Gabianni]

KEEP OUT THE RANDOM BATTLES.

[The Mog Ninja]

"Glorious Death" - Me. Yeah I can't wait to die. Seriously, it'd be way fun.

[Giga Guess]

"Oooh! Shiny!"

[look_out_below]

If you think you have a boring job try being a lifeguard. Lifeguarding making people understand what true boredom is.

[The Real Dark Messenger]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

He he, that quote jut made my day :p


"That sound that you're hearing - you know that boom? That's my mind blowing."

"Just so we're clear: you report this conversation, you'll never wear a hat again."

"Legally, he's right. Ethically, he's an ass."

[Loony BoB]

"I'm the most modest person in the world."

[Fatal Impurity]

"Oh my god! Metal gear!"

Why the heck does Kojima work that line into every MGS?

[MikeL Valentine]

I remember something a celebrity here in Greece said when he was asked "What do you need to succed on TV?" and he answered:
"To succed on TV you need to be either a lier or gay, and I'm not a lier" :D

I really despite that guy but it was clever.

[Iceglow]

"I'll live, I always do."

Thats a quote I have said so often in my lifetime that my brother and his wife actually know when I'm going to say it and say it with me when I do so. Its become a motto for me, that no matter how screwed my life "I'll live, I always do." will come outta my mouth and I mean it.

[Garnie]

im here till tuesday

[Agrias]

"cover me porkins!"

ohh star wars, how i luv thee

[Jessweeee♪]

"Keep your stupid opinions to yourself, kthanks.

[Yew-Yevon]

"Booby sandwich!" Dezert Punk

[Griff]

Yes, wait a minute,...no

[Hambone]

(With a lisp) "Stupid n00bs! Smeagle fell into the lava! Not Sam! Gosh!"

[Fonzie]

One does not simply walk into Mordor. He dances.

[arcanedude34]

"You spoony bard"

"Son of a submariner!"

"I, Garland, will knock you all down"

"To be forgotten is worse than death"

"One who has never lived can never die."

"I'm not in a bad mood, I'm just in an I-don't care mood."

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

"D'oh!"

Yea, those are all of my most frequently spoken quotes, the most common being "D'oh!" and "You spoony bard!" (I have actually been able to use both of these in non-Final Fantasy/Simpsons related conversations, mostly sparring with my friends ^^)

Almost anything from Final Fantasy I, V, VI, VII, and IX and The Simpsons I quote frequently

[Fatal Impurity]

"The pain! The glory! The Joy!"

"Oh my god! It burns!" *screams*

"My eyes! My beautiful eyes!" *screams*

[Garnie]

lol heres another one

DONT DO IT! YOU'LL BE GUILT RIDDEN!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I don't know whether to be funny or serious...Repeat what I just said backwards. If you just fell for that, you've have just become another victim of Rap/Hip Hop. That was being funny. If you want serious look down...at my quote not the floor fool...

[sockmonkey]

"It was pink, really really pink, like a spanked albino."

"If Jesus had been beheaded instead of crucified would christians do the sign of the chop?"

"One fool is amusing, a hundred are annoying, and a million are dangerous."

All mine.

[Spammerman]

"I have never failed, I just succeed in finding what doesn't work." Talk about an optimist

[JackNapier]

"You're a cowboy man!"
"Yeah, but I'm not gay!"
"O...ok, you're a straight cowboy!"
"Woo!"

*whilst playing hide and go seek*
"Is that them?"
"Nah, that's just a white rock."
"Like an albino rock?"
"Yeah, lets keep going."
"......ever wonder what albino nipples look like?"


..It was them.

[Garnie]

i saw this on some ones sig and its stuck with me ever since....

OH MY GAH!

[The Unknown Guru]

"This water tastes like shrimp."

[Rase]

All said by me on various occasions:

Someday the future will be in the history books. What will you do to write it?

Just stick the ice cream in your pants and run!

(Spoken with a warble) Awwwkwaaard.

Why are you wearing my pants?

I'd be pessimistic but it'd never work.

Being a pessimist isn't always bad. If I expect an A on a paper and get a B I'm pissed. If I expected a D I'm elated.

[Roto13]

For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while. ~ Douglas Adams

[Firo Volondé]

Life, is like a grapefruit. It's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

[Roto13]

. . . imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.