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Ko Ko
03-12-2007, 11:20 AM
Since we are all into insomnia lately, why don't you tell us your favourite bedtime story?
Here is mine, told to me by me e-mommy, Agrias, at 5:30 in the morning.

Agrias:
Ahem.
ok ok
hush
alright
here's the story
once apon a time
there was a little sock
the sock was sad
it wanted to find the sharp projectile
but they were rare
and only lived beyond the dog house
so one day the sock filled itself with things it would need, and headed for the dog house
now the dogs were slightly rabid from being bitten by a squirrel
so it saw the sock and ran after it
the sock was tossed about like..well like a sock
then magically
a projectile object came and stabbed the dog in the anal sphinxter!
the dog licked it and ran away
the sock looked at the projectile and smiled with all its wool
"TANK JOO!" said the happy lil sock
"joo welkum joo sock"
said the projectile
and POOF
it disappeared
the sock sat there wondering where it should go next
so it climbed on the dog house and looked over the 2 inch fence
"HO SNEE! it be pretteh ova der"
said the happy lil leprican
at that it snapped its toes and clicked its fingers
AND POOF
it was over the fench
meanwhile the sock cursed the leprican for having magic powers
so he too clicked his fingers and snapped his toes
AND POOF
he ended up inthe place socks go when they get lost in the dryer
"OH NOES" remarked the sock
"DIS AINT BEIN NO WHERE NEAR TEH DOGGEH HOUZZE"
so the sock ran and ran and ran
only to find himself in a hampster wheel
he climbed out and walked to the bright light
"OOOO i see teh light of teh bright stuff!"
at that he was over the 2 inch fence!
"HUZZAH! ante up!" said the little sock
"yar! all yee base are belongen to us!" said the evil pirate
"oh noes!"
said the sock
"I BE TEH LEPRICAN BUT ME GOT A RACE CHANGE! now i'm teh full pirate! YAR! yar te har de har!"
said the thing of different race
"oh noes!" said the sock
at that he ran away as the thing chased it with a snickers bar
"i r not wanten dat on meh soft newly cleaned wool self!" said the sock as he ran
"YARRRRR" said the thing as he fell behind
"haha you be teh slow fatteh!" said the sock with a smirk and a flex
at that the sock skipped away as the thing had a massive asthma attack and died
the world mourned the thing that day
so the sock was skipping along
all was bright and cheery over the fence
then the sock tripped and all his ingredients fell out
"oh noes" said the sock
"me mommeh be mad at meh"
at that he grabbed his ingredients and stuffed himself back up
his mommy sock however had spidey senses that tingled when he soiled himself
and POOF his mommy was in front of him
"JOO YOUNG THING
WHY JOO GO AN SOIL JOOSELF!?"
said the mommy sock
"MOMMEH!"
said the sock in despair
at that the mommy sock spanked him while whiping his bum bum
"I R TEH SAD" said the sock
his mom looked him in the wool and said
"ima kill joo"
O_O was the socks face
"LOLZ u kno i be jk, i only murda da bbz!" said the mommy sock with a hearty laugh
at that she disappeared back to her house
"oh mommeh sock, i be luffen joo" said the sock as he danced away all happy
and thus the sock got crushed by a bridge and never made it to the projectile items

THE END

Agrias
03-12-2007, 11:24 AM
lmao im the best e-mother in the world! :mwahaha:

(edit: oh and you should tell all the insomnia people to read it so they can fall asleep faster! AND HA! I FIXED THE DOUBLE POST! LOL)

The Mog Ninja
03-12-2007, 11:43 AM
Double post, Agrias. For shame... Anyways I lol'd at the end of that thing, thats awesome!

MikeL Valentine
03-12-2007, 12:23 PM
@Iriko
Damn me if I understood a single thing up there :p

The Mog Ninja
03-12-2007, 12:27 PM
Nice fixing double-post skill, Agrias.

No.78
03-12-2007, 12:59 PM
That story's too gripping to put me to sleep!

Favorite? Um... I dont have any... :(

Jess
03-12-2007, 04:16 PM
I can't remember the last time I read a story before going to sleep. :jess:

Old Manus
03-12-2007, 04:45 PM
Once there was this girl and she died and if you don't send this to 6.2 billion people in the next 10 minutes she will come to your bed tonight and kill you!

It sends shivers down my spine everytime it is told. :cry: It's also a big one around the campfire. Even in the woods you are not safe.

Quindiana Jones
03-12-2007, 06:18 PM
"Once upon a time GO TO SLEEP OR I'LL BELT YOU!"

Agrias
03-12-2007, 06:42 PM
"Once upon a time GO TO SLEEP OR I'LL BELT YOU!"

xDDD that was what me mommeh told meh! D:

Zeldy
03-12-2007, 06:46 PM
I don't think Ive ever had a bed time story. For me, I couldn't sleep until my Dad tucked me in and kissed me goodnight :p

Nominus Experse
03-12-2007, 06:49 PM
Once upon a time there was a young couple
They had sex
BUT THEY WERE NOT MARRIED!
And so God sent fiery wrath in the form of a child nine months later

THE END

Shauna
03-12-2007, 06:50 PM
Once upon a time there was a young couple
They had sex
BUT THEY WERE NOT MARRIED!
And so God sent fiery wrath in the form of a child nine months later

THE END

That story helps me sleep every night. <3

Rye
03-12-2007, 07:47 PM
Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! <3

yanis
03-12-2007, 08:17 PM
Is this little sock in the story the one you wearing...:D

EDIT:

I would never sleep with this story (or any story), coz I want the same story again and again and again ... (even now I can't stop reading it:D). When my mommy was telling me bedtime stories she couldn't stand me and eventually fall asleep...leaving me awake...:(

Iceglow
03-12-2007, 08:36 PM
Oh gawd, Agrias, what did you do. I couldn't possibly sleep now, oh wait thats a good thing right then we can talk for longer :P

Araciel
03-12-2007, 08:58 PM
bedtime story?


mommy said if i didn't sleep, the monster undermybed would team up with the monster inmycloset and they'd eat me up

that always worked.

Jojee
03-12-2007, 09:17 PM
Once there was this girl and she died and if you don't send this to 6.2 billion people in the next 10 minutes she will come to your bed tonight and kill you! *nightmares* :p

Once upon a time there was a little snail. ^^ It really wanted to get a grape at the top of a big tree. Everyone laughed at the little snail and said, "You'll never make it up there! You're too slow and you'll just give up!" But the little snail was determined, and it worked hard and climbed slowly all the way up the big tree to get the grape.

But by the time the snail got up there, grape season was over :p

Fatal Impurity
03-13-2007, 12:24 PM
I think that story is more likely to give me nightmares than to put me to sleep...:(

The Mog Ninja
03-13-2007, 12:38 PM
Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! <3

Spongebob XD

NeoCracker
03-13-2007, 08:34 PM
It was a cold and lonley night.