Let Us Make Quina Happy

[LunarWeaver]

I ponder 17 times a day what Quina would learn if he decided to consume my delicious flesh. I believe it would be a lil' Blue Magic I like to call "The Z-Snap," a vivacious doozy that raises your party's Spirit.


If Quina ate you, what would you teach him? :aimkiss:

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Regurgitation

[Garnie]

i dunno

[Captain Maxx Power]

Awesomeness.

[Frostwake]

"Laziness" - 100% chance to inflict SLOW status + 50% chance of running away from battle :p

[Vermachtnis]

!Yawn - Ups defense, but falls asleep at random.

[PuPu]

Quina: "I no can eat until I dumber!"

[Laddy]

Sippie-De-Doo: 11.893% chance of the phrase being repeated.

[Ace14]

Earth Shake just because.

[Sain Cai]

Quina would explode, since S/he cannot handle the amount of energy that I display. (was gonna say awesomeness, but was already said, and I hate repeating)

[LunarWeaver]

Quina: "I no can eat until I dumber!"

Blasphemous! If Quina ate PuPu, he would become all powerful. They'd make entire YouTubes about it I tell you. No, entire Wiki pages.

Now where's corncracker to teach him the skill "Final Fantasy VIII Hatred" >:O Le sigh, I should have made this a "Guess What the Above Poster Would Become" thing because those always last longer. Well, all threads can't about his/her gender, so sue me.

[auhin]

"Sneeze". Non-elemental damage with a 75% chance of Poison.

[No.78]

"Stunning Comment" - Inflicts stun and a random status ailment.

[ReloadPsi]

Chrono Break - Casts Slow and Stop on an enemy at the same time; as soon as the Stop wears off, they're Slow.

Or: Megapedant. Same as Scan but reveals a lot more information, like the enemy's date of birth, current salary, number of spoken languages, total qualifications, favourite colour, marital status and favourite food. Obviously, casting it on him/herself results in the favourite food saying "You, so look out biatch!"

[cloud21zidane16]

taste bad!!!:barf:
i wouldnt teach him anything:quina:

[Twilight Edge]

Bible Black: Summons a tentacle hentai monster that has a skill called 'Terra Rapist'. With the death of all female characters(being raped to death), you instantly win the battle. Works on Hades, Ozma and Necron.

[CimminyCricket]

If he ate me anything he/she would say would be witty and would inflict confuse and deal tons of damage and doom.

[psyniac_123]

Kudos to the great thread.

I have no idea... O.o He'd probably just morph into a Red Mage. :D :p

[Mitch]

Guitar Solo. Rock the enemy to death.

[Eiko Guy]

teabag attack: ill let you figure that one out.

Or

Emo Blade: She'd turn emo and all attacks against her make her stronger. 50% chance of killing herself.

[Cookie]

Crotch kick- a kick to the crotch.