Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SnoopyG]

I seen one of these in alot of Final Fantasy sections so I thought I could make one for more general subjects




Why do people lie?

[Martyr]

They want to improve their memories, and lying forces them do keep that capacity expanding on pain of the world crashing down into a gutteral basement.

Who's a better singer/actress than Lindsay Lohan
(The obvious answer: Nobody, is not allowed.)

[Agrias]

Hilary duff

Why do cows moo?

[Martyr]

Because pigs bark.

When ya think we'll get the 1 in ten gig goin' on?

I love it

[Cookie]

Because moo are hawt Agrias


Will somebody make a stupid question for me?

[mooglebunni608]

No. Absolutely not.

So what's up with the whole 'Emo' hating thing?

[omnislash502]

No. Absolutely not.

So what's up with the whole 'Emo' hating thing?

nobody hates emo they just really,really dislike it.:tongue:

[~*~Celes~*~]

I'll come up with a question for him and call it my own.

Why do people create computer viruses? :(

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Because it is a government conspiracy to find the porn you have on your computer.

Why isn't the world flat?

[mooglebunni608]

Because somebody dislikes their rolling pin too much O_O

How much is too much?

[SnoopyG]

not enough



why are some humans bigger than others?

[Twilight Edge]

Their secretly mutants......duh.

Why are there gay people?

[Bunny]

Because men are hot.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

[CimminyCricket]

because of questions like this one.

Why is it that when I touch something it gets angry and sends (insert amount here) of electricity into my finger/hand/leg/butt/nose/ear/eye etc.

[Anno Domini]

That would probably be static electricity. Just sayin'.

2 questions:

why does Twilight Edge hate gay people?

and


What is the point of Africa and the Middle East's existance? Starving/diseased people in Africa, violence in the Middle East, what is the point?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Answer to both: we're humans. It's what we do.


A'yo, how do I get to the white house? *has a bomb strap across the chest* (I'm so gonna get arrested for this joke.)

[loben]

google it. GOOGLE KNOWS ALL!!!

Is there anything that google doesn't know?

[Owen Macwere]

Yes, good porn. xD

Why aren't there any aliens on earth?.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Because they died of they breathe our good old poluted air. Got to love it!

*arrested for tha last joke* Can someones post bail for a brotha?!

[Denmark]

EDIT: no.

why did i just type "aren't" as zfdn'g?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Say what?

*gets out on bail* A'yo, I'm out on bail!!! Party at my house! Y'all down?

[No.78]

No.

Why do we find animals cute and feel sorry for them and stuff, when humans are designed to eat meat? I love animals, yet I eat them. It's a vicious cycle. I'm a vegetarian in a meat eaters body, WHY!?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Two word: Your probably fat...dammit that's three...:rolleyes2


*At court* Can anyone be my lawyer?

[The Unknown Guru]

No.

Is that answer stupid enough?

[yanis]

No!!!

What time is it?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

It's time for the end of my court date.

Am I going to jail or getting off free?

[fantasyjunkie]

Your'e going to jail AND getting out for free.

Why am I on this forum instead of playing World of Warcraft?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Because we have your soul locked away in a box.

Why is it that I hear voices telling me to do evil things?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

cause your out of you damn mind

*off for free* what to do next?

[loben]

give an answer to some questions

why do these questions have to be answered stupidly?

[SnoopyG]

cause thats how smart the majority of the human population is



Why are there stereotypes?

[oddler]

We live in an age of individuality and no one wants the same CD Player.

If your stomach makes noises, what should you do?

[Agrias]

stab it with a toothpick....or food...


you know you've been on eoff too long when...?

[Anno Domini]

When you are hungary and stab your stomach with a toothpick....

just sayin'



AGAIN(the last answer was funny but not good enough):what is the point of the Middle East/Africa?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bunny]

Oil and to make the USA look better, respectively.

How awesome am I not?

[CimminyCricket]

| | This much


Why is it that when something is thrown at me, I feel the need to catch it instead of moving out of the way.

[Owen Macwere]

Because this way you'd look cool!

Why is the sky over our heads and earth beneath us?.

[CimminyCricket]

So we don't fall out into space? We can't STAND on air y'know?
Besides even if we could falling into earth hurts.

How is it that, when provoked, children are the most dangerous creatures known to man?

[Diango12]

Because children vaccines are actually Rabid shots :cry:


Why can't come people just say goodbye to yesterday

[Owen Macwere]

Because yesterday is but a big part of tomorrow.

Why can't some people stop hating for no reason?.

[Anno Domini]

because in order to love, we must know hate.

or people are lame-ugly-fat-bastards who cant let go of a grudge:tongue: .

WHY CANT HUMANS FLY!!!!! IF A BRID DOES IT, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO AS WELL!!!!

[SnoopyG]

we dont have enough speed for the running start.


why dont asians get to be called a color i.e white or black

[TyphoonThaReapa]

They are. Yellow

A'yo, help a brother out and help me beat my brother's ass.

[Aerisfanatic]

They are. Yellow

A'yo, help a brother out and help me beat my brother's ass.

thats not really a question but trap him in a corner and get a heavy chain and well you know what to do next


why do you think people spend so much time on these forums?

[Anno Domini]

Because it fills a deep void in our soul that we lost when we began to play videogames.


-sighs at the hopelessness of the world-

Who, besides Bunny, knows what my name means and is able to catch the error

[SnoopyG]

something about pizza?


When would you find 3 gloves when you buy a pair?

[scrumpleberry]

ONe of them is a mutated accident with a sewing machine in the glove making factory, resulting in siamese gloves and a partner.

Where have all the good men gone?

[SapphireBlue*]

They decided it was time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!

why are people so cool?

[Agrias]

cause they eat too many icecubes..... O_O

why does my toe like to cramp?

[jammi567]

(i love this game)

because you broke it when you tripped

who's the best person to have sex with?

[KuRt]

Someone who belongs in spartan army and also works at your local library, someone like Ultima Shadow


Why oh why aren't bulls in charge of this world?

[yanis]

Coz cows got all the milk!!!

Why are Spartans live in Greece?

[SapphireBlue*]

cuz they need grease to wash their clothes

why do people talk so much?

[Fonzie]

cuz they need grease to wash their clothes

why do people talk so much?


Because people have nothing better to do.

Why do I need a shower? :cry:

[yanis]

You don't need a shower, shower needs you... whatever I can't smell you from here...:D

What will happen to eoff when final final fantasy comes out?

[KentaRawr!]

It will cease to exist.

How do you play this game?

[Momiji]

It will cease to exist.

How do you play this game?

you push teh buttons lol

Does this mean I don't lose at EoFF?

[oddler]

You get in the fridge, that's how you play this game!

What are you supposed to do when a problem comes along?

[KentaRawr!]

It will cease to exist.

How do you play this game?

you push teh buttons lol

Does this mean I don't lose at EoFF?

Precisely what it means.

Why did two people post at the same time?

[Momiji]

They didn't. I was a minute earlier.

Why was Odd Eye late a minute?

[SnoopyG]

too much porn slowing down his comp



Why can't chickens fly?

[SapphireBlue*]

because the ground needs them..and if they could fly they would destroy us...

why does music exist?

[oddler]

To keep Odd Eye occupied so that he doesn't download porn that eats his computer and makes him fail.

True or false?

[Anno Domini]

False~! duh!

why are some people homophobic?

[scrumpleberry]

They're in denial of the fact they are gay...:p

Why does squenix keep on donig so many crappy movies, spinoffs and sequels?

[Bunny]

Because they are intelligent businessmen and they know that by creating and marketing low budget and relatively inexpensive movies, spinoffs, and sequels, they can make more of a killing because the name they put on it. They realize and understand that Final Fantasy is a cash crop and they are using it in the best way possible: to make as big a profit as they can by selling entertainment items that do not cost a lot to make.

I just drank a "berry injected" Vault Red Blitz. Have you ever tried one? How delicious do you think it is? (On a scale of 1-10, 1 being delicious and 10 being super delicious)

[SnoopyG]

I never drank one so I give it a 0


Chess or Checkers?

[omnislash502]

i cant play chess when im high so, checkers!!

is this rash something to be worried about?:confused:

[Mattokenzi]

depends on where the rash is, if its your butt stop sitting bare back so technicly don't worry about it.

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

[Owen Macwere]

Because she'd be lonely and turn into an ugly doll with anger.

Why can't I walk on my hands?

[Bunny]

Because them gloves weren't made for walkin'. That's just not what they do.

Why won't my phone stop ringing?

[snacks]

Because you can't shot web.

Why does a woodchuck even chuck?

[Sefie1999AD]

Because the wood can't chuck.

Why isn't Pirates of the Caribbean III out yet?

[Shin Gouken]

Because the wood can't chuck.

Why isn't Pirates of the Caribbean III out yet?

because the film industry likes to tease us with films years before they even come out <_<

Why is'nt i a presidant of sumwhere

[scrumpleberry]

You are. You just don't know it yet.

Where exactly is somewhere over the rainbow? :D

[Hazzard]

A librarian waiting for you to return your books to the library.

Why the hell are teenagers horny?

[Proxy]

because...I can't think of anything witty.

why the fuck did my car just start leaking an unknown fluid a few days ago?

[SnoopyG]

There's a midget in there and it need pee holes.


How come fencing isnt as popular as futbol

[Hazzard]

There's serious HAZZARD'S while fencing--you may die

why does my back hurt?

[yanis]

I know why my back hurts, don't know about yours...

I don't like classical music...so why I like FF music???

[SnoopyG]

cause ff music fits in its own genre.


How come the eoff banner centerpiece has aeris boobs?

[Rase]

It was secretly created by HOOTERS and the staff won't admit it.

Why do we have spots on our backs that we can not scratch?

[Anno Domini]

God is a sadist.

Oh, come on, you know it's true!



Why is god a sadist?

[Twilight Edge]

Because I am one and I commanded him.

Why are sadistic people weird?

[scrumpleberry]

They ate too much celery in their youth.

What is the origin of the word citrus?

[SnoopyG]

you sit and it squeezes out juice.


why was that so lame?

[SapphireBlue*]

cuz I'm too cool!

Why isin't Pluto a planet anymore?

[Proxy]

Cause he's a Disney dog-like character.

Why do we milk cows instead of say, monkeys?

[SnoopyG]

cause you'll contract an std


which part of the monkey will you milk?

[Agrias]

its ear!

how would you beat hellboy?

[zorander]

with a pillow

Why do dogs say "woof" in books?

[Twilight Edge]

Put a woofer in it.

Why does hentai exist?

[zorander]

They just needed an Acronym to fit:
Hot Ethnic Nudity and Teasing Animation Instigation

Where would Dorethy have ended up if she followed the Red brick road?

[Iceglow]

the red brick road led to her new job at the bordello

[ReloadPsi]

Why did this guy forget to post a question?

[zorander]

Because he is EMO!

Emo or Elmo?

[Anno Domini]

i like it when people scream, so..........................emo!


Why do teachers feel the unending need to dish out horads of homework, justa few days before most of teh student population leaves for florida:confused: :confused: :confused: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :frust: :frust:

[ReloadPsi]

Because teachers are severely mentally ill. If they weren't, they certainly wouldn't have chosen to become teachers.

Hey kids, what time is it?

[Hazzard]

It's time to think about life, and how you are cruelly stripped off your once youthful features, and replaced with rough, much more uneasier on the eye sort of looks.

What was the point of me, making my answer so depressing?

[zorander]

The point is pointless, so there's no need to point it out.

How was baby Jesus made?

[Agrias]

well what happened was a dinasour pooped and the world exploded and then superman came and dug up a spoon and then the duck kissed it and FWOOSHH! theres baby jesus in a manger.

do you wish you could make a movie?

[zorander]

No. I wish I could make a FANTASTIC movie

Does anyone care?

[Agrias]

no...no one does...except the pedophile down the street

can i grow some more before i turn 20?

[Diango12]

sure make sure to drink lots of milk shorty ^^

will you help me conquer the internet?

[zorander]

only if you help me conquer the world

What's love got to do with it?

[Agrias]

it makes your stomach all bunchy uppy...or you're pregnant...:\

why is zoranders hair so gravity defying?

[Iceglow]

Because he is David Bowie's clone child.


Why do people expect you to do a million and one things when you're ill?

[zorander]

Because it's the "Cinder's Ugly relatives" Gene acting up again

Why put a baby in a blender feet first?

[Anno Domini]

DONT PUT A BABY IN THE BLENDER AT ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!

you people! why are you makeing the killing of the babies!

can anybody explain the dicotomy of good and evil to me?:twak:

[yanis]

This is good :kaohappy2 and this is evil :pinkelephant:!!!!

What's a dicotomy???

[Hazzard]

Dichotomy = http://fat-guy.com/images/abs3.jpg

[yanis]

I know what's dichotomy is (actually it's a greek word):D
What's dicotomy?

[zorander]

A member of DeviantART (http://dicotomy.deviantart.com/)

Do you feel sad for David Pelzer?

[yanis]

No, I feel sorry for his mother!:(


Who's the greatest man (or woman) that ever lived on earth?

[Hazzard]

The fat guy in my previous picture. The sheer enthusiasm from him tingles my bones.

Why am I suddenly itchy, after seeing some small ugly fly?

[Evastio]

It's carrying some sort of toxic germs.

Why do some people think that saying "Macbeth" is bad luck?

[Comet]

Because a long time ago, there was a woman called Beth who ate too many Big Macs. She passed away, though. Yeah, she died. Bitch died.

Yo, WHO AM I? = :eek:

Emo is not the answer boys and girls

[zorander]

You are, Imaoh woy

Why does chocolate fail to elate me?

[utelektr]

With magicky sticks.

*pokes you* :O

[Giga Guess]

You are, Imaoh woy

Why does chocolate fail to elate me?

Because you're a communist. And communists can never experience joy.

Why do I get bored so easily?

[Bunny]

Because you're made of wood. Kekeke.

Why does Giga Guess get bored so easily?

[Hazzard]

He's in love.

Why do I hate washing up?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

He's in love.

Why do I hate washing up?

So that what I was smelling

A'yo, lets go get some women son. You down?

[utelektr]

Sure.

What does Jerry say to George?

[Hazzard]

How was it?

How was what?

[Agrias]

it made my fingers tingle and my eyebrows unite in frustration.

did that really happen like the way i heard it did?

[zorander]

Nah, It happened like the way you thought you didn't need to do.

Can I get a hug?

[Agrias]

no but you can get this can of spam! its a limited time offer ;o

am i the only one freaked out by Robin Williams nose?

[zorander]

I doubt it.

Would you like to touch Michael Jackson's nose?

[Agrias]

no cause i'm afraid it'll dissipate! D:


whats the best use for tape?

[Hazzard]

Recording home videos of you and your partner doing the Tango.

Will I succeed in my audition tomorrow?

[Diango12]

Yes! You can do anything! You just have to put your mind to it. Good luck! :D

Where can I find a genies lamp?!

[zorander]

In a Genies house

I have a Genies lamp! What shall I wish for?

[Agrias]

wish to switch hair with me!!!

i am a genie, what should i do?

[Diango12]

Please your master!..

How will a Genie please me?

[Glitch]

HE WILL EAT MASHED PO-TA-TOES!!!

WHO STOLE MY COOKIE?! :(

[zorander]

Me!

What's your dark secret?

[Agrias]

i am actually a super hero and i saved your ass last night with no gratitude in return! >:o


have you ever had a pet human?

[zorander]

Not as such, although i know one who enjoys being tied up...

Ever met a furry?

[Agrias]

no but i heard baloki likes that kind of stuff.

why do parents not discipline their kids when they know they should?

[zorander]

Because social services would take the kids away if they did!

Is politics really so bad?

[Diango12]

It amounts to strife and torment.. What do you think!?!!

What color is the desert?

[yanis]

*reads something at Diango's sig*
RED!!!:D

Where are you now???

[Agrias]

IN YOUR FACE! -raises a hand-

where would you go if you could teleport?

[Diango12]

To Greece and Canada! So me Yannis and Agria would umm dance all the way to Hokydo?

Whats your favorite dance?

[zorander]

Home To Mother

Do ya looooooove me, Nooooooooow That Iiiiiiiiii can Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance?

[Agrias]

notrly....ok maybe a bit


what if i can only square dance!?

[Diango12]

Then we wont be going anywhere of course! We'd just be going.. In circles!! >_<

How can I stop the sun from setting today?

[Agrias]

become superman and super hold the sun in place....that or become god?


why cant i become a mermaid like i always wanted to!? ;__;

[yanis]

There's shorter way to become a princess!

Why there are time differences?

[zorander]

Because the sun likes to play games with our echo systems!

What is the main ingredient in water soup?

[Agrias]

succubusssses....its true, look it up.

whats the one thing in the world that i'm allergic to?

[zorander]

LIES!!!!!!

What is the meaning of peaceful co-existence between homo-sapient and watercress?

[Agrias]

absolute alcoholic effects from aged cheese.

Whats better a police cone or a caution:wet floor cone?

[zorander]

Wet floor cones are Emo.

Is Scott Mills funny?

[Agrias]

as funny as a sadistic lady pretending to run someone over just for the laughs.

Am i deaf???

[Giga Guess]

No, the rest of us are just lip synching to mess with you.

Why does morning have to come so soon?

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Because it makes lie-ins more satisfying when you wake up at dawn and don't have to get up for another 4 hours.

And I just... I just... Is that a God-damned penguin? (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20021206)

[Garnie]

No its 2 dudes talkin to each other

Why do Moggles say Kupo and Chocobos say Kweh?

[Peter_20]

No its 2 dudes talkin to each other

Why do Moggles say Kupo and Chocobos say Kweh?Because Moogles don't say "kweh!" and Chocobos don't say "kupo!".

Why is Final Fantasy 12 more technically advanced than Final Fantasy 7?

[scrumpleberry]

No its 2 dudes talkin to each other

Why do Moggles say Kupo and Chocobos say Kweh?Because Moogles don't say "kweh!" and Chocobos don't say "kupo!".

Why is Final Fantasy 12 more technically advanced than Final Fantasy 7?

Because of TEH PASSING OF TIME AND TEH DEVELOPMENT OF TEKNOLOGI. Or enlightenment. You pick.

What would you do if you were enlightened?

[Sefie1999AD]

Because the developers of FFVII didn't come up with a great idea to develop a time machine to go ahead in time to develop FFVII with some better technology.

Why is the chickenburger more expensive than a regular burger?

EDIT: Looks like scrumpleberry managed to post before I did.



Because of TEH PASSING OF TIME AND TEH DEVELOPMENT OF TEKNOLOGI. Or enlightenment. You pick.

What would you do if you were enlightened?

I would run around the city, yelling "Eureka!" Then I would buy a Russian hamster and name him Igor.

[Owen Macwere]

Because chickens are smaller.

Why is strawberry red when blackberry is black?

[scrumpleberry]

Because chickens are smaller.

Why is strawberry red when blackberry is black?

Because your real name is BECKY. Or the strawberry has developed from the colour of straw to the colour of...red, over time.

Why don't I have a magic ring? :(

[Glitch]

Because magic rings are over-rated. What you need is a mood ring! Mine's always purple, though. Not sure what that means. I think it's broken. :(

Why am I such a sap for chocolate?

[~jaymz~]

Because chocolate is an irresistable temptation.

How do i shot web?

[Rokk]

Get bitten by a mega-rare alien spider, and start training!!

why does time go from 12-12 and then 12-12 again in the same day??

[Agrias]

i'll answer this one in greek using what my mom always told me..."yati klani to ghati!" (because the cat farts)


why did my mom not like answering my questions?

[scrumpleberry]

Because the answer was normally relevant to the question...

Why does my dog like to chatter her teeth?

[The Unknown Guru]

To piss you off.

Why am I invisible?

[Giga Guess]

You're not. We're all just ignoring you.

Why is everyone staring?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Because you are running around naked.

Does this make my butt look big?

[~jaymz~]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Hmm, why do school hours seem like full days?

[Tallulah]

Uhh... because they are?

Why do fools fall in love?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Why do birds sing so gay? (Answer and question. And for does who don't know, these words are song lyrics...not negetively said.)

[Glitch]

Because their happy, of course! (Not sure why)

Where's Waldo? (I would never find him without that red and white sweater!)

[snacks]

He lives in Omaha now, with a wife and 2 children. He wasn't able to find steady work after his Waldo gig, so is a part time cashier at a local grocery chain.

Why do people make stupid threads, that allow people to harshly stereotype others?

[Evastio]

They don't consider certain races human.

How come I can't think of a question for this thread?

[Agrias]

because you're too smart for us...

why am i dumb?

[Araciel]

because you lost your tongue in an unfortunate smelting accident

why are there so many songs about rainbows?

[Agrias]

because everyone knows you're secretly a homosexual.


whats so wrong with pronouncing something differently? tomato, tomoto

[scrumpleberry]

Because it is a prequisite to have a rainbow fetish if you want to become a song writer.

Is Yazoo male, female, or tasty drink?

[Chaosfan84]

none of the above

whats going on here?:mario: :luigi: :luigi: :mario: :save:

[han_keep_smilin]

little elf mario and luigi are running away from your writing.

why dont vampires have aids?

[Araciel]

because they're undead...they can't contract diseases that kill them

where have all the cowboys gone?

[yanis]

Where else to the mountains...broakback!!!

Why I hate don't like clowns?

[Giga Guess]

Because one punished you for your bad grammar.

Why am I a grammar whore?

[Araciel]

because it feels good, deep down....and deep down it feels good.

why do i post in this thread too much?

[han_keep_smilin]

because you wont survive with out posting in here
why is everyone scared of spiders?

[Glitch]

Because spiders were thought to carry the black plague. (when it was actually the rats) The fear became so great it was embedded into our genetics. Muahahaha!

Why does caffeine and sugar tempt me to do evil?

[Cait-Sith-Lord]

cuz' it has the liquid form of BLACK MATERIA!


Why do you suck at life?

[scrumpleberry]

I don't. Life sucks at me.

Aerith, Aeris or Aries?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Rinoa

A'yo, what'sup with all the hookers son?

[Giga Guess]

Supply and demand baby...

Why is it so slow here?!

[Araciel]

Because spiders were thought to carry the black plague. (when it was actually the rats) The fear became so great it was embedded into our genetics. Muahahaha!

Why does caffeine and sugar tempt me to do evil?

(i thought it was the lice on the rats)

[Anno Domini]

Why does caffeine and sugar tempt me to do evil? Is that your question or glitchs.


Why cant i post user notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yanis]

Don't ask me...I learned about usernotes 7 months after I joined:riiight:

Why he doesn't take a look at Rules/FAQ???

[Anno Domini]

The little bits of text under users names are called "Custom Titles". You get these when you have been a member for 8 months.
You may post in other people's Usernotes after you have been registered for 3 months.
You may get a name change after 6 months, but you have to go through Kawaii Ryûkishi to get it.

thank you, all fixed...

Why didnt i think of that on my own?

[Relena]

Because you were too busy thinking of other things.
Why are some members here rude?

[tidus_rox]

... God knows

Why am I having such a good day!?

[Evastio]

That's because you're optimistic.

Now to think of a dumb question...

(Young kid plays Mortal Combat and Liu Kang punches his character)

Young Kid: Why'd he hit me?!

[Anno Domini]

To... hurt... him... ???

Why have we all joined together in order to revol in our own ridiculous and geeky love for all things ff?

[SnoopyG]

cause geeks rule the world.



if sesame street and blues clues got in a fight who would win?

[Anno Domini]

Elmo would beat the hell out of Blue, but General Big Bird would drive his forces into the ground through poor management. Periwinkle would be the first to die when Count finally indulges in his craving for blood.


why am i demented and having visions of a puppet called count:count: sucking the life out of a cat? :cat:

[SnoopyG]

its some weird fetish of yours


will this thread be forgotten?

[Anno Domini]

absolutely. Even as we speak, thread viewings are decreasing and eventually-when nobody is viewing- management will delete it in order to save space.

Why is this realization so depressing?

[sockmonkey]

It contains our most profound thoughts.

What was that sound?

[Giga Guess]

Yo momma.

Why was yo momma rustling in the bushes?

[snacks]

Cause she got lost going to the outhouse?

Why is it, the older I get the sexier I feel?

[Spammerman]

Because, yesterday, you werent sexy at all.

Do you love me? Do ya?

[Anno Domini]

Absolutly? Why not!

Why are some songs considered to be political and carry negative conotations. Like Marilyn Manson. I like it, but if i sing it around the house, i get yelled at. Why is that?

[gudkid]

coz nobody likes it other than you...... i think....


what was i doing again?

[Agrias]

you were about to press the fart button.

Why is it always scary to sneeze when you have a cold?

[SnoopyG]

because when you're cold, you're actually hot, and you dont wanna sneeze the hotness away.


a ghost and a piece of grass meet up one night to go drink, what happens next?

[James Leopold]

they spontaneously combust

how many mice are working George Bush's brain?

[stalpho slayer]

nobody said he had a brain:p

why am i reading this and why am i on this forum

[SnoopyG]

because of non religious reasons


how happy did korea get at the announcement of SC2?

[Anno Domini]

( ) that much.

i hate heat. why is this

[dodhungry]

Being born in an oven will make anyone hate heat....


what is the best toy to make with a stick, a string, and a piece of bubble gum?

[Agrias]

A fishing pole that will fall apart right when it hits water.

Who wants to be a lonely, greedy, senile millionare?

[Anno Domini]

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

being a millionair=my destiny, but i would fear people because people syeal, making me greedy and lonely. I am already crazy, so senile just comes with age. :-)

Why am i so greedy and money-grubbing while still thinking money is just green paper?

[James Leopold]

Because you are secretly a Clanger

Why is the moon round?

[demondude]

because it's cheese duh!

why am i so handsome:)

[PyroManiak]

Because you sold your soul to the devil for good looks, you're so handsome.

Why am I so angry:mad2: ?

[James Leopold]

Because the world will explode in 25,000 years, if a clown doesn't eat rice pudding by then

Why do russians speak russian?

[scrumpleberry]

Because in soviet russia, russian speaks you.

Why does it always thunderstorm on me?

[SnoopyG]

because you are really attractive


how many M&M's can you fit into your mouth?

[James Leopold]

22 and a half

will i ever complete Final Fantasy II?

[Fonzie]

No, you will be drinking Vodka, and spill it all over the game.


Will I ever get to go skim boarding this summer?

[SnoopyG]

no, the lake will evaporate.



what are the biggest things you have ever seen?

[James Leopold]

lol, i wont get into that (nudge nudge, wink wink(

Who likes lava bread?