christians- adam and eve

[wolf man]

If christians belive in the story of adam and eve and that we are all related. then they cant have sex as it would be incest

[Mitch]

Yeah, what's your point?

[Meat Puppet]

They were allowed off the hook, so that they could get the ball rolling.

And their offspring, I guess...

Oh, whatever. No point in fighting it.

[wolf man]

no these days we are all brothers and sisters (if you belive this) so we will be performing incest all the time

[Firo Volondé]

Technically, we are all descendants of Noah as well.

[Agrias]

wolf bebbeh! i lurv you! lets get jiggeh family style! ;D

[Yuriev's ghost]

Incest is ok as long as you don't mention it specifically.

[Loony BoB]

God was pretty in-touch with messing with the world at that time. I'm sure he was perfectly capable of pulling a few genetic strings.

[Old Manus]

Well that's a huge relief. :chef:

[Bunny]

Blood thins out as the years pass on. At one point we may have been related, but nowadays we are not so much.

[Roto13]

Or maybe we were never related at all....

[Martyr]

Somebody told me that there was a "clean gene pool."

I don't know what that means.

What I do know is that both Eve and Adam ate of the tree of knowledge. So they were probably really smart, and maybe that was enough of a kick-start to help the human race as it became more and more retarded with each incestuous generation.

[Dr Unne]

One statistical model says that every person alive today has a single common ancestor who lived much more recently than any Biblical Adam-and-Eve timeframe.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/07/01/ap/tech/mainD8IJA8QO1.shtml

[Tavrobel]

If any of your should know from your religion studies, there is a mystical land of women and honey located next to the Garden of Eden, per the Bible. If Eden is Iraq, then anything next to it makes it Iran, which means everyone is a Terrorist. Problem solved.

As for Noah, his three sons had already married their unrelated wives and had children.

God doesn't do hypocrisy genocide fornication incest.

[PyroManiak]

After they had the kid did they cannonball him down to earth or something?:confused:

and If christianity where true I wouldn't mind this part bieng true either because I'm sure other ancestors of mines had incest manifested babies as well. Also retardation makes us all special because I believe we're all retards and it amplifies are differences...

[Faris]

Well, the population oh man had to start somehow.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Even if if were true, most of us would be so distantly related that it would not really matter.

[PyroManiak]

Even if if were true, most of us would be so distantly related that it would not really matter.

Yeah but our hearts are still so close it matters more than you can imagine :love:

lol

[eestlinc]

pretty clearly the human race didn't start up with two hornballs trying to populate the world.

[oddler]

Well crap.

I guess it's time I throw my Apocalypse Party I've been planning.

[MikeL Valentine]

If christians belive in the story of adam and eve and that we are all related. then they cant have sex as it would be incest

Adam and Ave is not a true story it's a....how to call it....a symbolic story with hidden meanings not a fact, not something that really happened ;)
So this thing about incest is (sorry about that) foolish :p

[oddler]

Long live parables.

[blim]

If the story of adam and eve were true, if i recall correctly, they had three sons and no daughters so.....

[Tavrobel]

If the story of adam and eve were true, if i recall correctly, they had three sons and no daughters so.....

And right after that chapter, it says that they begat a multitude of chldren after that. If not, then God has this Matrix-like reserve area, in which beautiful women are grown from ribs. Sons would marry those women.

[abrojtm]

By the time that Adam and Eve were exiled from the garden, humans were already beginning to populate other areas of the earth. Adam and Eve represent the beginning of the lines of God's chosen people (the line of Abram). It should be assumed that Adam and Eve's sons intermarried with the neighboring tribes.

PS: Wrong Forum.

[Yamaneko]

pretty clearly the human race didn't start up with two hornballs trying to populate the world.
Oh so two monkeys had sex and here we are six billion people later?!

[Xaven]

What's wrong with incest? ;__;

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

It's true, we are all related. I am your brother, you are my sister

[Renmiri]

It's true, we are all related. I am your brother, you are my sister
Yet we're always trying to kill each other :(

[Breine]

Or maybe we were never related at all....

I don't believe in God and The Bible as well, but technically it all had to begin somewhere... so in a way I guess we're all related. But, who cares anyway..

[Bunny]

What's wrong with incest? ;__;

BEST FRIENDS

[Nominus Experse]

I HAS TEH SEX WITH MAI SISTURZ

[Shlup]

If christians belive in the story of adam and eve and that we are all related. then they cant have sex as it would be incest

WHAT?! REALLY?! OH GOD I'M GOING TO HELLS!!!!!

:|

[Vikeve]

I thought it was just symbolicish.

or...


Even if if were true, most of us would be so distantly related that it would not really matter.

[blim]

Whether you go along with adam and eve or evolution we are all related. In fact we are probably also related to every other animal on this planet.

[eestlinc]

Oh so two monkeys had sex and here we are six billion people later?!
It's like how different people in different countries independently come up with the same idea at the same time.