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Spammerman
03-24-2007, 06:04 PM
Ma dad scwd up ma k3'/boa2d so now i can 7 7'/ no2mal. an'/7hing lik3 7his happ3n 7o '/ou 3v32?
How could this happen to meeeee? You BROKE my KEYBOARD.
My Dad spilled coffee on my nice cell phone, and it broke.
Madame Adequate
03-24-2007, 06:06 PM
My dad sexually abused me and screwed my head up for, most likely, the rest of my life.
Bunny
03-24-2007, 07:29 PM
I've never met my dad.
Kuroshima
03-24-2007, 07:30 PM
My dad has been dead for about 13 years.
Polaris
03-24-2007, 07:31 PM
my dad... my dad... My dad.... Damn I can't remember anything bad that my dad made recently! :(
Roto13
03-24-2007, 08:24 PM
My dad let my (indoor) cat outside by accident for the zillionth time I had to go outside and get him. I'll never forgive him.
Oh, yeah, he's also a worthless bastard who's too lazy to get a job and, you know, support his family like a real man.
XxSephirothxX
03-24-2007, 08:27 PM
Jesus, this thread is depressing. :p
Hmm...my dad's getting married to an idiot. Beyond that, I got nothin'.
No.78
03-24-2007, 08:31 PM
My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.
EDIT: Oh it's about peoples dads...
Erm...
Nothing then. Lol.
escobert
03-24-2007, 08:36 PM
I haven't talked to my dad in awhile.
Hazzard
03-24-2007, 08:37 PM
Father often talks in an Jamaican accent which is fake and gets annoying, on the occasion.
Vikeve
03-24-2007, 09:18 PM
Father often talks in an Jamaican accent which is fake and gets annoying, on the occasion.
Are you kidding me that sounds awesome!:jess:
Madame Adequate
03-24-2007, 09:20 PM
My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboards_are_disgusting.png
kikimm
03-24-2007, 09:38 PM
My dad puts a ridiculous amount of pressure on me to be stick thin and it's been fucking me over for years.
:D
SapphireBlue*
03-24-2007, 09:48 PM
My dad puts a ridiculous amount of pressure on me to be stick thin and it's been smurfing me over for years.
:D
My dad's the total opposite...He thinks I'm too skinny...(wich I'm not) Oh well... :rolleyes2
Freya
03-24-2007, 09:52 PM
My dad made me do the dishes. HOW DARE HE!:mad2:
yanis
03-24-2007, 10:10 PM
My dad said if I spend so much time with my comp he will break it...:bgl:.. so I can get a new one...
No.78
03-24-2007, 10:10 PM
My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboards_are_disgusting.png
Lolnice. That would totally happen to me >.> Sometimes I give it a little shake, it's amazing how much crap is in there.
I think there's some milk in it too.
SapphireBlue*
03-24-2007, 10:20 PM
My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboards_are_disgusting.png
Lolnice. That would totally happen to me >.> Sometimes I give it a little shake, it's amazing how much crap is in there.
I think there's some milk in it too.
Eww!! Milk!? hahaha Well...Actually...I think I got some pieces of candy or something cuz once I saw some ants on my keyboard... o_O lol
Nominus Experse
03-24-2007, 10:22 PM
We don't talk of fathers here...
Jebus
03-24-2007, 10:52 PM
I haven't seen my father in fifteen years or heard from him in ten.
Mitch
03-24-2007, 10:53 PM
My Dad once broke a Lego pirate ship I spent all Christmas morning making. But it's OK because he spent the afternoon making it again (and somewhat better).
I Am Stoner
03-24-2007, 11:04 PM
My foster father eats most of the sausages.:mad2:
DarkLadyNyara
03-24-2007, 11:27 PM
I don't have a dad.
Meat Puppet
03-24-2007, 11:35 PM
My dad’s a drug baron.
My dad once bought a Daniel Powter record. :yuck:
Levian
03-25-2007, 12:19 AM
I once broke my keyboard, but it was because I was eating waffles but I accidentally flipped my entire desk upside down and the sugarbowl poured all the sugar into the printer and the keyboard. I had to replace a lot of keys on the keyboard with pieces from Mastermind. It wasn't very comfortable, but at least my keyboard was colourful.
My dad is Santa Claus.
Spammerman
03-25-2007, 12:21 AM
The question was more of a Did you keboard ever brake and what did you do kinda question, not did your dad ever do something bad to you question.
Yamaneko
03-25-2007, 01:46 AM
Seriously. You guys find any excuse to bitch about your lives, don't you?
Martyr
03-25-2007, 01:48 AM
I was going to say something good about my dad, but the Yamaneko ruined it for me.
yanis
03-25-2007, 02:09 AM
I was talking about the whole computer (not just the keyboard)...and my dad...too:D
Nominus Experse
03-25-2007, 02:25 AM
The new NE toy available in most retail stores goes:
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Complete with its very own meds!
Buy one now for 19.95!
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Yeah, Yams, it does seem that way...
Leeza
03-25-2007, 02:30 AM
Seriously. You guys find any excuse to bitch about your lives, don't you?
http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=97039
57/669 posts = Yams. :)
My keyboard at work has a few keys that tend to stick. Other than that I've never had any keyboard problems.... other than I really would like to find one that is super quiet. :cat:
Yamaneko
03-25-2007, 02:36 AM
I've used fifty-six of those posts to call everyone out on their bitching.
Spammerman
03-25-2007, 02:36 AM
I got scared, for a second i thought my thread was closed.
Leeza
03-25-2007, 02:38 AM
Your keyboard seems to be working just fine now, Spammerman. :)
Xaven
03-25-2007, 02:38 AM
My keyboards don't break.
How does anyone manage to get crumbs in their keyboard? Ewww!
Nominus Experse
03-25-2007, 02:42 AM
How does anyone manage to get crumbs in their keyboard? Ewww!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating + http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food = Stated predicament
SNOOZER
03-25-2007, 10:48 AM
I have two gay dads. Oddly enough I turned into such a stud muffin.
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