NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Spammerman]

Ma dad scwd up ma k3'/boa2d so now i can 7 7'/ no2mal. an'/7hing lik3 7his happ3n 7o '/ou 3v32?

[Rye]

How could this happen to meeeee? You BROKE my KEYBOARD.

My Dad spilled coffee on my nice cell phone, and it broke.

[Madame Adequate]

My dad sexually abused me and screwed my head up for, most likely, the rest of my life.

[Jowy]

My dad stole my car!

[Bunny]

I've never met my dad.

[Kuroshima]

My dad has been dead for about 13 years.

[Polaris]

my dad... my dad... My dad.... Damn I can't remember anything bad that my dad made recently! :(

[Roto13]

My dad let my (indoor) cat outside by accident for the zillionth time I had to go outside and get him. I'll never forgive him.

Oh, yeah, he's also a worthless bastard who's too lazy to get a job and, you know, support his family like a real man.

[XxSephirothxX]

Jesus, this thread is depressing. :p

Hmm...my dad's getting married to an idiot. Beyond that, I got nothin'.

[No.78]

My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.

EDIT: Oh it's about peoples dads...

Erm...

Nothing then. Lol.

[escobert]

I haven't talked to my dad in awhile.

[Hazzard]

Father often talks in an Jamaican accent which is fake and gets annoying, on the occasion.

[Vikeve]

Father often talks in an Jamaican accent which is fake and gets annoying, on the occasion.

Are you kidding me that sounds awesome!:jess:

[Madame Adequate]

My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboards_are_disgusting.png

[kikimm]

My dad puts a ridiculous amount of pressure on me to be stick thin and it's been fucking me over for years.

:D

[SapphireBlue*]

My dad puts a ridiculous amount of pressure on me to be stick thin and it's been smurfing me over for years.

:D

My dad's the total opposite...He thinks I'm too skinny...(wich I'm not) Oh well... :rolleyes2

[Freya]

My dad made me do the dishes. HOW DARE HE!:mad2:

[yanis]

My dad said if I spend so much time with my comp he will break it...:bgl:.. so I can get a new one...

[No.78]

My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboards_are_disgusting.png

Lolnice. That would totally happen to me >.> Sometimes I give it a little shake, it's amazing how much crap is in there.

I think there's some milk in it too.

[SapphireBlue*]

My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboards_are_disgusting.png

Lolnice. That would totally happen to me >.> Sometimes I give it a little shake, it's amazing how much crap is in there.

I think there's some milk in it too.

Eww!! Milk!? hahaha Well...Actually...I think I got some pieces of candy or something cuz once I saw some ants on my keyboard... o_O lol

[Nominus Experse]

We don't talk of fathers here...

[Jebus]

I haven't seen my father in fifteen years or heard from him in ten.

[Mitch]

My Dad once broke a Lego pirate ship I spent all Christmas morning making. But it's OK because he spent the afternoon making it again (and somewhat better).

[I Am Stoner]

My foster father eats most of the sausages.:mad2:

[DarkLadyNyara]

I don't have a dad.

[Meat Puppet]

My dad’s a drug baron.

[Cz]

My dad once bought a Daniel Powter record. :yuck:

[Levian]

I once broke my keyboard, but it was because I was eating waffles but I accidentally flipped my entire desk upside down and the sugarbowl poured all the sugar into the printer and the keyboard. I had to replace a lot of keys on the keyboard with pieces from Mastermind. It wasn't very comfortable, but at least my keyboard was colourful.

My dad is Santa Claus.

[Spammerman]

The question was more of a Did you keboard ever brake and what did you do kinda question, not did your dad ever do something bad to you question.

[Yamaneko]

Seriously. You guys find any excuse to bitch about your lives, don't you?

[Martyr]

I was going to say something good about my dad, but the Yamaneko ruined it for me.

[yanis]

I was talking about the whole computer (not just the keyboard)...and my dad...too:D

[Nominus Experse]

The new NE toy available in most retail stores goes:
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Complete with its very own meds!


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Yeah, Yams, it does seem that way...

[Leeza]

Seriously. You guys find any excuse to bitch about your lives, don't you?

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=97039

57/669 posts = Yams. :)

My keyboard at work has a few keys that tend to stick. Other than that I've never had any keyboard problems.... other than I really would like to find one that is super quiet. :cat:

[Yamaneko]

I've used fifty-six of those posts to call everyone out on their bitching.

[Spammerman]

I got scared, for a second i thought my thread was closed.

[Leeza]

Your keyboard seems to be working just fine now, Spammerman. :)

[Xaven]

My keyboards don't break.

How does anyone manage to get crumbs in their keyboard? Ewww!

[Nominus Experse]

How does anyone manage to get crumbs in their keyboard? Ewww!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating + http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food = Stated predicament

[SNOOZER]

I have two gay dads. Oddly enough I turned into such a stud muffin.