I fail

[Martyr]

A long long time ago, I can still remember how these forums used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had one chance, then I would spout my pompous opinions
And maybe I'd be happy- for a while
But February made me shiver
And every paper was hard written
Bad news on the doorstep
was that I was feeling somewhat inept
And I dont remember if I cried
When I heard that I had my ban request denied
But something touched me deep inside
the day I had no strength to decide

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What the hell was that? What the hell is wrong with me?
I'll tell you what's wrong- These forums have become an expensive tax on my time, and I don't have the strength of heart to quit on ym own because this is the kind of thing that I'm just so susceptible to.

Well, my life is getting complicated
boo hoo- as if yours isn't
and I need to get out of here.

So please make statements on this thread that you think will help me leave.
Because we're not allowed to have threads where we talk about our opinions about ourselves- no "ME" threads, try to avoid talking about me in particular. So this isn't a goodbye thread.

It's just a thread that focuses on how we fail at stupid stupid things that we should be able to conquer so easily. And also, hopefully, the TMI here will be used as a barrier to keep me from coming back here for a while, since I can't leave on my own. Because I'm pathetic and I fail.

Anyway- Go!

[Sergeant Hartman]

There's a world out there......

[theundeadhero]

Prioritize your life. Do the things you need to do, then in whatever time is left come back here. This place often steals time from my other hobbies, but nothing really important.

[Tasura]

Just find someone you really hate, that was enough to make me leave for about half a year until he was banned.

[black orb]

>>> Welcome to EoFF!..

[Mirage]

Why quit?

[Reles]

The weather's starting to warm up a bit, it's nice enough to wear shorts, so why don't you go outside and have a picnic on your front porch?

I totally did not try to rhyme there. ;-;

[TyphoonThaReapa]

IT'S HAS MIND CONTROL OVER YOU ALL!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO DESTROY THE HEART...AND THAT WOULD BE...CID HIMSELF *gasp*!!! Cid is the master mind. He is your god now! Muahuahuhuahahuahah!!!!!!!

[bipper]

hrm, with my divorce and all I left to priorize my life, and I am no longer nearly as active as I ever was here. Life happens, and that will never change. So I would suggest just getting used to it, and don't get sucked into trolling debates and making sure you post like mad here anyways. Most pople here don't even read the whole post effectively wasting the time you took to write it out. Hell, I would be suprised if anyone is reading this now. So keep this low priority, or prehapse, a time-controlled escape.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

i like your rhyme...:( i cant really imagine eoff without you...

[Ki Ki]

You don't have to log on everyday!
You can just pop in every now and then so people know you haven't been eaten by giant man eating cannibal hamsters. You know?

[theundeadhero]

Also to make sure you haven't been eaten by ki ki :(

[Fire_Emblem776]

Find a hobble, something else you like to do.

[Madonna]

The less time you spend on EoFF, the less time you have to deal with Raistlin.

[41-Inches-Wide]

Aww, eoff is really not that bad. I don't find myself missing on life because of the forums, anyway.

You can learn the flute, though.

[Rye]

America Pie'd~

I dunno how I could ever quit EoFF. I mean, I know I could, but it just doesn't seem like something I'd do in a long time.

[Roto13]

Your song parody doesn't rhyme.

You should leave because everyone wants you to leave, including yourself.

And putting spoilers in everything is annoying.

And everything after the first line in this post is a joke.

Seriously, get out.

If you post porn, you can get yourself banned on purpose like Skarr or Baloki.

[GF_Diablos]

All I have to say is...
http://inlinethumb32.webshots.com/3935/2271900870100943902S500x500Q85.jpg

[Bunny]

You're a doodoo head and nobody likes you!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

stop being so mean...hes my enemy and i am pitying him...oh noes
dont go...yet again

[Misfit]

You don't have to log on everyday!
You can just pop in every now and then so people know you haven't been eaten by giant man eating cannibal hamsters. You know?
Yarly. That's what all the cool kids are doing nowadays.

[No.78]

I'm sure we all hate you. You're not welcome here. Go eat :skull::skull::skull::skull: and die.

I meant that in the nicest way possible.

[bipper]

I'm sure we all hate you. You're not welcome here. Go eat :skull::skull::skull::skull: and die.

I meant that in the nicest way possible.

Responses like this indicate that we need a few more younger members with a hint of intelligence. You will be missed Matyr. :D

[Roto13]

I'm sure we all hate you. You're not welcome here. Go eat :skull::skull::skull::skull: and die.

I meant that in the nicest way possible.

Responses like this indicate that we need a few more younger members with a hint of intelligence. You will be missed Matyr. :D

Martyr's, like, fourty. And 78 is awesome so stfu before I s you tfu. :P

[Iceglow]

lol Roto is getting feisty here. Matyr sometimes a man has gotta do what a man has gotta do if that means leaving EoFF tempoarily or permantly then you do it.

[Fatal Impurity]

Damn dude i'll miss ya....sorry i havnt commented in this thread until now...its just i had a little 3 week holiday from EOFF so i could play Halo 2 online...

Anyway if you REALLY want to leave EOFF then just remember all the times someone has disregarded your opinion or been unneccessarily abusive for no apparent reason...

[Setzer Gabianni]

Just come on at the beginning of the week and the end of the week, to catch up on :skull::skull::skull::skull:, and to start the week off with some forummy goodness.

Or, you could just come on at the weekends, to catch up on eoff goodness.

Reasons as to why you should go? Make real munnies and :skull::skull::skull::skull:.

;D

[ReloadPsi]

If you leave, it could kill the FF1 forum! Don't! Please!

[Christmas]

I'm leaving too. :cry:

[bipper]

I'm sure we all hate you. You're not welcome here. Go eat :skull::skull::skull::skull: and die.

I meant that in the nicest way possible.

Responses like this indicate that we need a few more younger members with a hint of intelligence. You will be missed Matyr. :D

Martyr's, like, fourty. And 78 is awesome so stfu before I s you tfu. :P

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