Sex?!?!?!

[Siegfried]

Are the two people you talk to in the back trees in South Figaro during the WoR having sex or something? I don't know, never really noticed it until now.

[Araciel]

no one has sex in FF

[Siegfried]

I could have sworn they were, something about making babies to help the human race or something....

[Araciel]

oh that...the guy was just tryin to get some, taking advantage of the situation.

i fake apocalypses all the time for the same reason :mad:

[Takara]

no one has sex in FF

At least, not on screen. :D

[Araciel]

muhahahahah yes that's true :love:

[Holy Lancer]

no one has sex in FF

What about the esper Maduin and his wife? Remember that? It didn't show it but it insinuated that they were about to. And then came Terra :)

[JackNapier]

"FF6...the one with the sex."

This game never ceases to amaze me.

[Avarice-ness]

no one has sex in FF

What about the esper Maduin and his wife? Remember that? It didn't show it but it insinuated that they were about to. And then came Terra :)

They were doing the tango!


"FF6...the one with the sex."

This game never ceases to amaze me.

I know! I think it just can't stop amazing! Which is why it's the best game...

even though this isn't the best game thread..

[Jowy]

See, I always thought that part was really cute! I wanted to think he was going to propose to the girl NPC since he loved her but NO IT'S GOTTA BE ABOUT SEX IN THE SOUTH FIGARO WOODS.

[Avarice-ness]

See, I always thought that part was really cute! I wanted to think he was going to propose to the girl NPC since he loved her but NO IT'S GOTTA BE ABOUT SEX IN THE SOUTH FIGARO WOODS.

When it happens in South Figaro it stays in South Figaro.

[PalSys]

No sex that I know of in FF6, but Shiva apparently has kids in Revenant Wings, so someone must have had sex :D

[theundeadhero]

I'm pretty sure Kate and Duan (or however you spell it) had sex considering that Kate is pregnant and everything.

[Bunny]

Nobody has sex ever because it is dirty and all the pregnancies are miracle births.

[The Mog Ninja]

Bunny ur so funny

[Garnie]

ummm what about Cloud in FFVII he was gonna do corenio. and those lackys of his was gonna do tifa and aeris. SEX SELLLLSSSSS BABY!

[blackmage_nuke]

Well they certainly seem to be doing the fully clothed vertical standing no contact boogie to me

What do you think the pick up line was?
Those clothes look good on you, but they'd look even better while we make love in the forest?

[Avarice-ness]

Well they certainly seem to be doing the fully clothed vertical standing no contact boogie to me

What do you think the pick up line was?
Those clothes look good on you, but they'd look even better while we make love in the forest?

fdgfhkl, xD :heart:

Yeah they didn't seem to be flying around like Maduin and Madonna where, but I think that was 'cause theirs wasn't normal human sex it was MAGIC ESPER HUMAN SEX. I think there's a visual difference.

[LoKuS]

Just imagine esper sex.......

[Captain Maxx Power]

I'd have thought it was obvious, they were obviously playing conkers. At least that's what my mum told me those people were doing in the bush at the bottom of our garden. My friends didn't like it when I turned up to play conkers in the nude.

[Bunny]

Just imagine esper sex.......

KirinxAlexander plz

[bipper]

I sexed my FFVI.

[Levian]

I suppose the developers in Square needs to vent their sexual frustration somehow. The Leblanc massage scene in FFX-2 should be enough for the next few years.

[Roto13]

Umaro likes to be dominated by Mog.

[Araciel]

Just imagine esper sex.......

KirinxAlexander plz

'now cast stone on my.....'

[theundeadhero]

Just imagine esper sex.......I'm gonna rock you like an esper, baby.

[Roto13]

Hard like magicite. Use protection or it might burn like firaga when you pee. :(

[LoKuS]

haha, what a great thread.

[Takara]

I lol'ed at the last few replies.

[Flying Mullet]

Everyone knows that two cheap glasses of wine and Kirin's up for anything...

[Roto13]

I've heard Ifrit is a two-beer queer.

[Bunny]

Shiva is a slut.

[Darius]

Shiva is a slut.

Id hit it. :D

[Jowy]

Lakshmi seems to be more underdressed than Shiva.

[NeoCracker]

I could go for a bit of KefkaxOdin any time.

[Avarice-ness]

WHAT HAS THIS THREAD BECOME!

I still can't fathom Alexander Sex, it just seems like it's hurt, -REALLY- -REALLY- -REALLY- bad.

[Roto13]

Alexander casts Holy! No, wait, that's....

[Takara]

WHAT HAS THIS THREAD BECOME!

I still can't fathom Alexander Sex, it just seems like it's hurt, -REALLY- -REALLY- -REALLY- bad.

Depends if Alexander is on the giving end or the receiving end.

[Araciel]

XD oh you guys...and girls

[Siegfried]

Just imagine esper sex.......

KirinxAlexander plz

'now cast stone on my.....'

Considering stone is called break in this game, I really would not like that casted plz

[darksword12]

This thread is hilarious!

[Araciel]

'tis kinda super

[Siegfried]

How would Ragnarock have sex...as a sword...hmmm...that would cause one big mess

[Araciel]

How would Ragnarock have sex...as a sword...hmmm...that would cause one big mess

ever see the movie se7en?

[Bunny]

How would Ragnarock have sex...as a sword...hmmm...that would cause one big mess

Obviously you've never heard of Angelina Jolie's knife fetish.

[theundeadhero]

We all know Madonna is a sex fiend.

[Roto13]

We all know Madonna is a sex fiend.

She had that coffee table book to prove it.

[Bunny]

omg roto mad double poast'n

I wonder if Tritoch is difficult to get in the sack. That's like ice, baby!

[Holy Lancer]

no one has sex in FF

What about the esper Maduin and his wife? Remember that? It didn't show it but it insinuated that they were about to. And then came Terra :)

They were doing the tango!

Yeah, "the tango".

[Roto13]

omg roto mad double poast'n

Triple posting, apparently. o_o'

[Yew-Yevon]

XD

[darksword12]

We're kind of getting off topic...

[Araciel]

bah the topic was barely a topic to begin with :S seriously though, he's only TRYIN to get some COME ON

[LoKuS]

yea, back to sex topic!

[Vars]

Yes, there was sex during the game..

Between me and my hand whenever I summon any of the female espers.

fwap fap fap fap

[Siegfried]

Tritoch has got it down...
First it burns
Then it shocks
And finally it cools down...
Tri-elemental attack!

[DeStyle]

OMG!!!

There is this hidden secks scene on the game!!!!!
When u first reach the airplane u gotta press circle,
square, circle, triangle, options (above select), square.
Then u see hot sekx!!!

LOL!!! APRILS FOOOL

[Markus. D]

no one has sex in FF

Lulu and Wakka sitting in the tree~

[bipper]

Tritoch has got it down...
First it burns
Then it shocks
And finally it cools down...
Tri-elemental attack!

If it burns you shoulda payed more money for a better quality "service woman"

[Ultima Shadow]

I've heard Chupon is an expert when it comes to blowjobs.

Zone Eater is the only one who swallows, though.

[theundeadhero]

I'm often found at the Auction House, buying a little piece of magicite.

[sockmonkey]

When it happens in South Figaro it stays in South Figaro.

This cracked me up.

[Takara]

Inbreeding, yum!

Final Fantasy VI: We have incestuous sex scenes.

[Siegfried]

Inbreeding, yum!

Final Fantasy VI: We have incestuous sex scenes.

Hey, its not as bad as Red 13 and Aeris...
At least Maduin LOOKED human.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

She's faking it.

[Vyk]

They weren't "hugging" each other. They were "hugging" the trees

[blackmage_nuke]

I hope you're not all so naive to think that the perverted old Cid just let Celes sleep in his bed for 2 years stuck with barely anyone around and not get some 'genetic magical infusion' going on.

[bipper]

I hope you're not all so naive to think that the perverted old Cid just let Celes sleep in his bed for 2 years stuck with barely anyone around and not get some 'genetic magical infusion' going on.

not only did I think about it, I created the hentai! *link* (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=2165305#post2165305)

[Peter_20]

How would Ragnarock have sex...as a sword...hmmm...that would cause one big messRagnarok curiously resembles a certain male organ to me...

...and a big one at that.

[Roto13]

Well it's common knowledge that all swords are just giant metal penises anyway. All guns, too.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

OK, I think you've all had your fun :p