What would happen if you swallowed a DS game?

[KentaRawr!]

Does it matter which one it is what happens?

Will quick-saving screw me over if I were to swallow Final Fantasy 3?

Will I be able to hop a car if I swallowed Mario Kart DS?

Will jumping on mushrooms give me 100 points if I swallowed New Super Mario Bros.?

Will I speak in riddle if I swallowed Star Fox Command?

And so such.

What would happen if YOU swallowed a DS game?

I chose DS because they're the easiest to eat on mistake, and also because in one thread on GameFaqs, somebody claims to have eaten their copy of Final Fantasy 3 because they were drunk at a party.

[lufia]

haha thats nasty *spoiler that is *

[Jowy]

I should swallow Osu! Tatakae! OUENDAN! so that I can be a male cheerleader.

[black orb]

>>> You will probably die and appear in the local newspaper..

[Slicksword45]

Jack Tompson is going to love this XD

"Person dies from eating DS game" XD

[Erdrick Holmes]

I'd multitask like hell.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

I don't, assuming the cartridge got through your stomach acids (which, by the way, are strong enough to dissolve razor blades) unharmed.