gta sux

[Raistlin]

See, Grand Theft Auto is the worst game series ever made. It's only played by idiots. Anyone who likes it is an idiot and their opinion is worth nothing. Yes, your opinion of one game determines your worth as a person. I don't make the rules. Everyone who disagrees with me is wrong, because I said so, and I actually lied about not making the rules. I am the Ultimate Judge of video game worth, and therefore your worth as a person. You like GTA, you should just get hit by a bus. I hate GTA fanboys even more. All they do is use codes and crap. Anyone who enjoys a video game in a different way than I would is retarded, because I said so.

Sony just sucks. So does the PS3. Every random, easily refutable rumor about Sony and the PS3 is just proof that it sucks even more. I hate GTA and Sony fanboys. Like that Kane person. He doesn't even own a PS3, but he's a PS3 fanboy anyway because I said so, and as previously stated I make the rules.

Discuss.

[Roto13]

*discusses*

[Madame Adequate]

I bow to your obvious wisdom.

[Rye]

Good sir, what is your opinion on polygamy?

[Throne of Dravaris XVI]

i c wot u did thar

[Erdrick Holmes]

LOL U HAET GTA? IT LETZ U KILL PPL AND BLO UP HUUKURS DAT GAME IS TEH FUN LOL

[Raistlin]

Good sir, what is your opinion on polygamy?

Polygamy is a very good thing. Especially if all your wives are video game characters, like mine. And it's only because imaginary women won't talk back.

EDIT:
LOL U HAET GTA? IT LETZ U KILL PPL AND BLO UP HUUKURS DAT GAME IS TEH FUN LOL

What an amazing comeback. Your intellect will take you far, Joel. I see you have excellent reasons for everything you say.

[Sesspoo1]

MY OPINION IS ABSOLUTE.

[Comet]

YOU HATE GTA? DID YOU SAY YOU HATE GTA??

WHO THINKS THIS GUY IS CRAZY??

*Explodes*

[Rye]

But surely one can't be married to a video game character. A series of 0s and 1s cannot love. :cry:

[Sesspoo1]

LOLZORS SPAM

[Raistlin]

But surely one can't be married to a video game character. A series of 0s and 1s cannot love. :cry:

They can love me. I've convinced myself of it, and since I make the rules everything I say is true. :rolleyes2

[Madame Adequate]

But surely one can't be married to a video game character. A series of 0s and 1s cannot love. :cry:

You can probably boil us down to just 0s and 1s in the end.

ARE YOU SAYING I CANNOT LOVE?! :manus:

[Rye]

But surely one can't be married to a video game character. A series of 0s and 1s cannot love. :cry:

You can probably boil us down to just 0s and 1s in the end.

ARE YOU SAYING I CANNOT LOVE?! :manus:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Jebusabsolute/1168702253-1167481579703.png

[Madame Adequate]

But surely one can't be married to a video game character. A series of 0s and 1s cannot love. :cry:

You can probably boil us down to just 0s and 1s in the end.

ARE YOU SAYING I CANNOT LOVE?! :manus:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Jebusabsolute/1168702253-1167481579703.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/oscarorly.jpg

[I got the jibbles]

Old Man Raistlin is grouchy because he didn't have coffee this morning, but he makes a valid point about GTA. PS3 is decent though.

[Raistlin]

PS3 is decent though.

You're a ridiculous fanboy like Kane. :mad2:

[Sesspoo1]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/Decessus_Rocks/privateryan.gif

[I got the jibbles]

/me throws jibbles at Old Man Raistlin.

TAKE THAT YOU GROUCH!

[Erdrick Holmes]

LOL U SOUND LIEK RASITLIN ONLY U REPLACE PPL WHO LIKE GTA WIV PPL WHO DONT LIKE SWEEKOWDEN

[Mirage]

How do you have sexual intercourse with them?

Do you plug yourself into the matrix?

[Raistlin]

LOL U SOUND LIEK RASITLIN ONLY U REPLACE PPL WHO LIKE GTA WIV PPL WHO DONT LIKE SWEEKOWDEN

Are you sure you're not Joel? You're putting words in peoples' mouths that they never came close to saying just like Joel does. :confused:

[I got the jibbles]

Joel Bashing never goes out of style, anywhere.

[Erdrick Holmes]

NO DAT RASITLIN PERSON DOS THAT WIV PPL. EVR SEE TEH WAY HE RANTS ABOUT MY BF IN HIS LJ? I MEEN RSTLN SAYS ALL OF THE STFF UR SAYING NOW ONLY ABT HW PPL HO DNT LIEK SUKODN R IDIOTS

[Throne of Dravaris XVI]

Oh god is there going to be drama in this thread?

PLEASE LET THERE BE DRAMA

[I got the jibbles]

ToD... Why do we have ToD and no Yngve?

[Jowy]

People who don't like Suikoden ARE idiots though. 8-)

[Raistlin]

NO DAT RASITLIN PERSON DOS THAT WIV PPL. EVR SEE TEH WAY HE RANTS ABOUT MY BF IN HIS LJ? I MEEN RSTLN SAYS ALL OF THE STFF UR SAYING NOW ONLY ABT HW PPL HO DNT LIEK SUKODN R IDIOTS

I swear, you are Joel! Especially since Raistlin never came close to saying that, ever. =o Whereas Joel has said some of those things verbatim. I haven't known anyone else to make up so much stuff! Are you an evil twin? Maybe you started out as a normal person but were just dropped on your head a few too many times? :eek:

EDIT: I like how you stopped pretending to be Kane, but still type like an idiot. Much more appropriate now.

[Throne of Dravaris XVI]

ToD... Why do we have ToD and no Yngve?
What am I, inexplicably attached to him or something?

[Rye]

Who is the real Joel? Oh, this is just too confusing for me.

[Throne of Dravaris XVI]

I AM THE REAL JOEL

I AM OFF TO SEE THE BLUE FAIRY TO MAKE ME A REAL BOY

AND BUTCHER KUBRICK'S ORIGINAL VISION ALONG THE WAY

[I got the jibbles]

If you're joel, then I am the queen of england. Amirite?

[Raistlin ,]

LOLZ I TOUCH3Z L1TT3L B0YZ

J03LZ TEH ROXXORZ

[Psychotic]

I couldn't have put it better myself.