Sarcasm? Me? Never!

[Denmark]

I am a very sarcastic person. It usually takes considerably more effort for me to respond sincerely than sarcastically. How about you?

Are you sarcastic yourself most of the time?
How do you feel about others' sarcasm?
Can you give us an example of a time you were very clever in a sarcastic way?

[XxSephirothxX]

No, Rob. I'm never sarcastic.

[bipper]

Are you sarcastic yourself most of the time?
How do you feel about others' sarcasm?
Can you give us an example of a time you were very clever in a sarcastic way?
1: No.
2: love.
3: yes.

[Shauna]

Well, since Azar has taken the best response... :(

I'm sometimes sarcastic. Well, I'm sarcastic enough that people have to ask whether I'm being sincere or not; at times when I am being sincere. xD

[Sergeant Hartman]

I can be sarcastic, but I try not to, honest! :rolleyes2

[Old Manus]

It's really hard to come up with a different sarcastic response now, because in this thread I'm obliged to make a sarcastic response because that would be ironic and irony is funnier than sarcasm. Apparently.

[Shauna]

irony is funnier than sarcasm. Apparently.

Well, sarcasm IS the lowest form of wit, after all. ;)

[Old Manus]

irony is funnier than sarcasm. Apparently.

Well, sarcasm IS the lowest form of wit, after all. ;)Of course it is.

[Jess]

I'm occasionally sarcastic, but not all of the time. :jess:

[Bunny]

Yes, I am sarcastic. Often times, I may be too sarcastic. To the point where I have been yelled at repeatedly and even smacked a few times. Although that's only when people notice that I am being sarcastic. More often than not, they have no idea and that makes things fun.

[Agrias]

Yes, I am sarcastic. Often times, I may be too sarcastic. To the point where I have been yelled at repeatedly and even smacked a few times. Although that's only when people notice that I am being sarcastic. More often than not, they have no idea and that makes things fun.
yea pretty much...

[Bunny]

Can you give us an example of a time you were very clever in a sarcastic way?

Oh I forgot that one.

One time, about November-ish time frame, I was visiting my girlfriend as she was in a play. And I was hanging out with a group of her friends who took it upon themselves to keep me entertained (for whatever reason, I guess my glares and uninterested responses weren't enough to ward them off). Anyway, one of the kids found out I was colorblind, and that is a source of many entertainments to people who aren't colorblind. He asked me what colors I can see.

I looked him dead in the eye, with a tiny smirk, and said, "None. I only see in black and white." He believes me to this day.

[Polaris]

I used to be more than I am now... I kinda lost it!:D

[Owen Macwere]

No, I'm not. I still like when people make sarcasm in front of me. And I was never good with it. Cheers!

[atlanteay]

i'm very sarcastic and sometimes people mistake it for seriousness online and they either become heartbroken or confused.

[Xaven]

I don't like it when people suck at sarcasm and try to insult you. :P

1.) Sometimes. Depends on my mood.
2.) Love it if it's well-done.
3.) I don't feel like telling a story. :O

[Mr.Bogus]

I have stopped being sarcastic in the early 50´s...

Why?

Well because it doesn´t do you any good i have lost many friends that way...just keep it real and everything will turn out ok!

[Breine]

I'm very sarcastic as well - most Danes are actually. It's part of our humour. I dig sarcasm, and frankly I don't know what I'd do without it.

[Araciel]

i'm kinda sarcastic sure

[oddler]

Your sarcasm detector is broken.

Best post ever.

[Ouch!]

Apparently, unless I'm relying trying to make it obvious, I mask my sarcasm very well. This causes many people to take me seriously. This usually results in angering the other party involved because my sarcasm usually isn't very nice.

I'm a lot less sarcastic online. I can't be bothered adding in some kind of note identifying the sarcasm. I've pissed way too many people off in the past, so I try to keep a lid on it as best as possible.

I usually fail horribly.

[Hazzard]

My sarcasm is the greatest when I'm offline. Right about now i would struggle with pulling off some witty lines--but trust me, being an actor in training is all about sarcasm. :eep:
It's all the rage these days...

[kikimm]

I don't think I'm too sarcastic online, but offline I can be a real sarcastic bitch. Although that still hasn't stopped the girl who sits in front of me in English from talking to me. :| My god. It gets my mom mad, though. And my other family members. I put special effort in to not be mean to my friends, whether I'm successful or not.

I don't try to be clever with it, though.

[Gaius Drakan]

I am waay too sarcastic. I get into hell of a lot of trouble because of it.

[Rye]

I'm usually not sarcastic. xD

[Zeldy]

I don't think I use any Sarcasm, unless "Well, SOZ" is sarcasm xD

[Yamaneko]

No, I'm not.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, I'm never sarcastic. I love this thread because it has a lot of positive response that I really give a damn about...:rolleyes2

[Quindiana Jones]

One time, about November-ish time frame, I was visiting my girlfriend as she was in a play. And I was hanging out with a group of her friends who took it upon themselves to keep me entertained (for whatever reason, I guess my glares and uninterested responses weren't enough to ward them off). Anyway, one of the kids found out I was colorblind, and that is a source of many entertainments to people who aren't colorblind. He asked me what colors I can see.

I looked him dead in the eye, with a tiny smirk, and said, "None. I only see in black and white." He believes me to this day.

You are so hawt right now. :love:

[Maxico]

I'm being sarcastic about 80% of the time.

Unfortunatly alot of people don't pick up on that, which can be awkward.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I try not to be when I feel the person who started the thread is looking for serious answers

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Yeah. I'm pretty sarcastic. But not alot. I manage to keep a straight face when I say something so when I am being sarcastic, they think I'm serious. :p

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

More sarcastic in person than online. :/

I needed to be sarcastic in order to survive growing up with my sister and cousins, all of which are sarcastic to a fault.

[Freya]

I'm pretty sarcastic and being a girl it makes it worse. Girls know how to emotionally hurt you but with sarcasm many people experience it then don't think about it till later and end up hating me. People are stupid though. I hate trying to be sarcastic online. A lot of sarcasm comes form the tone of your voice and that just fails in the electronic world.

[yanis]

I got two types of sarcasm...I can be very sarcastic if I'm not in a good mood...later I have guilts for whatever I've said:(
But I can be sarcastic in a good way, just for fun and everybody understands that:D

[Proxy]

I'm very sarcastic, and I like it when other people are, but only if they're not pricks about it.
And I'm also god damned hilarious when I'm sarcastic. And I, along with many many others, love it.

[Young Mally]

A'yo, I'm never sarcastic. I love this thread because it has a lot of positive response that I really give a damn about...:rolleyes2

Wow, that's actually funny. And yeah, I'm being sarcastic in a bad way...:tongue:

[41-Inches-Wide]

I feel bad when people are sarcastic to me. :tongue: But I usually can't detect sarcastic comments, so yay for that.

[Christmas]

I feel bad when people are sarcastic to me. :tongue: But I usually can't detect sarcastic comments, so yay for that.

I AM ALWAY TRUE TO YOU AND EVERYONE!!! :mad2:

Except MANUS. :bigsmile:

[41-Inches-Wide]

I AM ALWAY TRUE TO YOU AND EVERYONE!!! :mad2:


Look, I really can't tell, okay. :(

[Bunny]

A'yo, I'm never sarcastic. I love this thread because it has a lot of positive response that I really give a damn about...:rolleyes2

Worst use of sarcasm ever.

[Zeldy]

I hate sarcasm, as Im so dumb I don't realise.

I walked into Biology, and said "Oh sir, you've had your haircut!". He replied "No, I had my ears lowered" which I replied with "Noo! You HAVE had your haircut".

I don't know whether thats him being sarcastic, or me just being dumb as :(

[TyphoonThaReapa]

*imitating Cartman and being funny* Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[Aerisfanatic]

if you thought you were sarcastic you never saw me in real life

[~*~Celes~*~]

Occasionally I'll be sarcastic ^_^