Final Fantasy Facts only YOU know!

[Goldenboko]

Here's the thread idea. You list funny facts about Final Fantasy that only you can know... because you just made them :P

Fun Fact #1
In reality you cannot eat a Golden Chocobo for the meat contains trace amounts of 24 karat gold, and one serving size would destroy your digestion system killing you. On the positive side 1 Golden Chocobo has enough gold in its meat to make one bar of 24 karat gold.

[Dynast-Kid]

Fun Fact #2
The Viera and Garif of FFXII are actually members of the same race! The Vieras are the sexy femlaes, and the Garif are the muscular, hairy maskfaces. And once every 4 years at the winter solstice, they all migrate up to the Giza Plains in a ritual mating ceremony.

[PuPu]

Fun Fact #3
All of the Cids in FF are related. They just got separated into over twelve different universes/dimensions/games at birth.

[Araciel]

fun fact #4

final fantasy sucks :eek:

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 5:
Contrary to popular belief, Malboro tentacles do not cure foot odour.

[Goldenboko]

I got another one!

Fun Fact #6
In reality Cloud didn't want to save the world; yes he's just that freakin' emo.

[Dragonface]

Fun Fact #7

Zell didn't like hotdog, he wants Chocobo ribs.

[darksword12]

Fun Fact #8

Diamond Weapon's exoskeleton contains trace amounts of rock candy.

[Takara]

Fun Fact #9

Sephiroth didn't go mad and destroy Nibelheim after reading all those reports; he went mad after Zack hid his treasured teddy bear Bobbo.

[Ramza Beoulve]

Fun Fact #10

The one behind Ultimecia scheme to compress time and be omnipotent was Boco, but he lost comunication with Ultimecia since he was with Squall, that's the reason why Ultimecia plan failed!

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 11:
The Buster Sword was actually a piece of polystyrene with a razorblade on the edge of it to make it sharp. This is why Cloud and Zack can carry it. Btw... they're actually weak sissies, and Zack only got into SOLDIER by bribing the authorities.

[YTDN]

Fun Fact 12

The entirety of Final Fantasy VII was actually a combined hallucitination of Cloud, Sephiroth, Jenova and Yuffie's collective concious's.

[The black mage]

Fun Fact 13

Black mages hats are actuly part of our own bodys. And our faces actuly are black holes

[Goldenboko]

Fun Fact #10

The one behind Ultimecia scheme to compress time and be omnipotent was Boco, but he lost comunication with Ultimecia since he was with Squall, that's the reason why Ultimecia plan failed!

(Thinking) How the hell did he find that out! I must have a security leak.

Fun Fact #14
Originally FFIX was going to have kinky sex scenes in it, but they decided to edit it out so the game would be rated T.

[Clawsze]

Fun Fact #15
The reason why Squall is so nasty to everyone is because when he was young, his pink, pet pony was killed and eaten by ravenous badgers.

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact#16

An unfortunate fact is that Michael Jackson was originally supposed to be the voice actor for Larsa. But some of the mothers thought this was a bad idea, considering how he molesters them.

[Twilight Edge]

Fun Fact #17

Malboro tentacles are proven to be the best-selling sex toy in Japan because them Japanese just couldn't satisfy their women.

[jammi567]

Fun fact #18

Yunalesca was actually going to play the part of Sin/Jecht in X, but the male actors couldn't bear killing a women that ugly, so they made her deathly sexy and already dead

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Fun Fact#16

An unfortunate fact is that Michael Jackson was originally supposed to be the voice actor for Larsa. But some of the mothers thought this was a bad idea, considering how he molesters them.

That was funny Hazzard.

FUN FACT #19

Ultimecia's Castle is a big rip off from the one in the Castlevania series.

[Edge7]

Fun Fact #10

The one behind Ultimecia scheme to compress time and be omnipotent was Boco, but he lost comunication with Ultimecia since he was with Squall, that's the reason why Ultimecia plan failed!

(Thinking) How the hell did he find that out! I must have a security leak.

Fun Fact #14
Originally FFIX was going to have kinky sex scenes in it, but they decided to edit it out so the game would be rated T.
lol! that's just like the ending of ff7 disc 2. But everybody back home knows that.
Fun Fact #17
Zack originaly tried out for the part of Irvine Kinneas for all the naughty magazines

[Griff]

Fun Fact #18

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Thats all you need to know.

[jammi567]

Fun fact #19

James Arnold Tayler wanted to make X a live action game, but Square refused to, so he whined all the way through production.

[Alsray]

Fun Fact #20

Cloud got a chance with Aerith after see died.:D

[Takara]

Fun Fact #21

The real reason Gabranth betrayed Dalmasca was because he was jealous that Basch's abs were more spectacular than his.

[Ramza Beoulve]

Fun Fact #22

Yuna just wanted to destroy the world and sacrifice all his friends, but the death (again) of Yunalesca got in her way!

[No.78]

Fun Fact #23

FF9 Black Mages are made out of dark matter.

[Nefarious_Virtue]

Fun Fact#24

Moogles are the real villians of Final Fantasy!

[Sam250]

Fun Fact #25:

Beserkers cannot be told what to do because of the Sub-achronic hormone in the left side of there subconicious brain, placed firmly in the Cerebrail coloum, causeing a high level of un-concentrated agonagonal distaste. Basically, they just don't like you.

[The black mage]

Fun Fact #26

Palom isn't that much of a smart ass, he is just nervous and acts like he does to cover it up

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact#27

FuSoYa is really Sage Tellah in disguise.

[Setzer Gabianni]

Fun Fact #28

Judge Ghis is my property.

[Alsray]

Fun fact # 29

Vincent had it with his mom

[Griff]

Fun Fact # 30

Aeris can never die, only the actresses who play her.

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact#31

Cid enlisted into therapy, due to his compulsive alcohol addiction and constant aggression.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Fun Fact #32

Fran (FFXI) is actually Kihmari's (FFX) wife in real life. But he still let's her go to her second job, a massage therapist which is located at the play boy mansion. Can you say Happy Endings people?

[Takara]

It's FFXII, by the way.

Fun Fact #33

Yuffie really wants all your materia because it's shiny.

[Fire_Emblem776]

Fun Fact #34

Cloud is in the closet. Come on how many chances did he have with Aerith and Tifa? Especially Tifa:rolleyes2

[No.78]

Fun Fact #35

Eiko's a midget

[Ramza Beoulve]

Fun Fact #36

Sephiroth is actually the cousin of the aunt of the grandson of the sister of the father of the brother-in-law of the son of the teacher of the neighbor of the friend of the third soldier under the control of the brother of the mother of the uncle of the daughter of the long lost twin of the sister of the niece of the co-worker of the younger brother of the host of the hotel where Kefka once lived before being one of the Magitek warriors :D

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact#37

Brother's gay.

[No.78]

Fun Fact #38

Hume + Moogle= Viera

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact#39

Dr Cidolfus + Whore= Balthier

[Takara]

Fun Fact # 40

Rinoa regularly bathes in the blood of sacrificed 10 years old virgin girls.

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 41:
Michael Jackson originally went for the part of Cecil, but because the first part of the game required him to go black again, he rejected the idea.

[Takara]

Fun Fact #42

Rikku is really a travestite.

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 43:
So is Tidus.

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact#44

Seifer and Squall didn't like each other.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Fun Fact #45

:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: , was one of the secret passwords for the Ancient Ship on FFX. They just forgot to put it...

[Garnie]

Fun Fact 46#

Fran was actully Hugh Heffners 1st ever playboy bunnie but due to Cloning mistakes and dna refinements shes now a mutent!

oh and p.s i am so stealing these for Clouds Modern Life lol

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Fun Fact #47

Cloud's Modern Life is on the attack! Any and every FF is no longer safe...

[Garnie]

fun fact 47#

it sure is
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[Tallulah]

Fun Fact #48

Garnet is actually Rinoa in disguise. :eek:

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact #49

Hazzard got freaky with Ashe

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Fun Fact #50

What Hazzard didn't know was that was really Tidus dressed as Ashe...:p

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact #51

When Hazzard said he got freaky with the disguised Tidus, he actually meant on the dance floor.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Fun Fact # 52

That's still weird Hazzard...:p

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact #53

Hazzard and Tidus were later thrown in prison, for there 'Weird' sort of dance.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Fun Fact #54

Everyone in FFX was happy Tidus was in prison where him and Hazzard shared a cell.:p

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Fun Fact #55

FFVIII is the best game of the series

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 56:
Bangaa are part snake.

[Twilight Edge]

Fun Fact #57

Submarines did not exist in FFVI. Because Kefka said it accidentally, Edgar had no choice but to suddenly think up a design so that submarines exist in FFVI.

[Kanshisha]

FUN FACT #58
In FFVII Barret's right hand is a gun yes? well, he got that gun by not it getting shot but when he was 20 he thought it'd be funny to put crafting glue on his hand and but a random machine gun onto the glue as to notice later in the game changes shape as to his hands starts to crop out..

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact #59

Tellah made a mistake, when he called Edward a: 'Spoony Bard'. He actually meant to say: 'You horny tart'.

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact #59

Tellah made a mistake, when he called Edward a: 'Spoony Bard'. He actually meant to say: 'You horny tart'.

Lol that's awesome.
Fun Fact 60:
Kadaj was actually Sephiroth's love-slave.

[Dragonface]

Fun Fact #61

Squall used to have a Keyblade in FFVIII but the weapon shop can't make a Keyblade so Squall got the next best thing he could get, A GUNBLADE!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Fun Fact #62

If you didn't notice by now, somethings wrong with you. Ultimecia has controlled both Rinoa and Edea making them do anything she wants and try to get Ellone and Adel. It's obvious she doesn't like men that way...girl power indeed.:rolleyes2

[Light Mage]

Fun Fact #63

For the first twelve years of her life, Aeris had a giant gobstopper tied in her hair after misplacing her Mother's White Materia, which she later discovered Elmyra had been using it as a paperweight.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Fun Fact #64

In Final Fantasy VIII, Zell Dincht was played by Kiefer Sutherland.

[Hazzard]

Zell Dincht also starred in 24, but loss a leg in the process.

[Griff]

Fun Fact #65

Every Final Fantasy script has made the same fatal mistake. Moogles really go Wark and Chocobos go Kupo

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact #65

As you can see, the previous fact I made was incorrect ^^

Zell Dincht just lost his hot dogs while filming.

[Garnie]

fun fact 67#

Yuna is Tidus's Sister!

insest much:eek:

[KentaRawr!]

Fun Fact #68

There was no Final Fantasy IX! They skipped a Final Fantasy!

[Frozen Phantom]

FUN FACT #69!!!

120% of Square's designing team was drunk when they designed the gunblade.

[PuPu]

Fun Fact #70

Rinoa = Ultimecia :p

[Takara]

Fun Fact # 71

Rinoa = Ultimecia = Ellone = Propagator = PuPu = Julia = Master NORG

[Comet]

Fun Fact #72

Square-Enix is the Yakuza.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Fun Fact #73

Only one Final Fantasy character wears eyeglasses - Cid from Final Fantasy VIII.

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 74:
Cactuars are Tonberrys that have been inter-bred so many times that they're now warped cacti. When you kill cactuars, you are given their inbred disease called "Lots of Ability Points-itis".*

*Elixir Pots also have this disease.

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact #75

Nobody noticed the secret love quad in X. Kimarhi was actually challenging the two guys for Yuna, what were they really doing alone in Malacania Woods? He looked very steamed, after Tidus had romped with the young lady. He was almost too attached to her, to attached indeed...

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 76:
Tidus didn't really like Yuna at all. She was the only available girl at the time (Lulu rejected him for Wakka and Rikku was underage), and he was feeling lonely.

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact #77

Rikku doesn't look like a hoe, more like a respectable businesswoman who wouldn't sleep around.

[Dragonface]

Fun Fact #78

In the end of FFX Tidus didn't 'fade away', he gone into hiding. Because every time he alone with Yuna, she rapes him. Thats why theres FFX-2!

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact #79

This may come as a shock to you all, but Shadow liked Darkness, and was really a ninja/chef.

[Light Mage]

Fun fact #80

Rabites were originally going to be the iconic monster for the Final Fantasy series, but as Chocobos had already been established, the designers at Squaresoft thought having a "good" yellow creature and a "bad" yellow creature would be too confusing for audiences outside of Japan, so they moved the Rabites over to the "...of Mana" series instead.

[jammi567]

Fun fact #81

Tifa = Jordan = Transexual. Why else do you think they're so big? ;)

[Takara]

Fun Fact # 82

Sephiroth is the best villain ever.

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 83:
Actually, Kefka is. Or some random evil dude from an episode of The Simpsons (Scorpio, I think his name was... and no, I'm not thinking of Snake).

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact #84

Homer Simpson was caught red handed, cause he went to a brothel with Vincent. A few words said by Vinny: "It appears we have been caught, our sham of frequent affairs to this house full of whores, will sadly...perish to dust, should we continue this charade or should we no longer condone this rash conceilance, we have chosen?"

Homer: "Errrr--Sure!"

[Takara]

Fun Fact #85

Rinoa didn't join the Forest Owls just to spite her father; she's actually on the run from the police because she got drunk one night and hit three old ladies, a chocobo, and the last two moogles in the whole world with her car.

[qwertysaur]

Fun Fact #86

All of the final fantasy universes are really Zodiarks toys. He even broke III once and hid it under his bed, and it was missing for over 9999999999992 hours and 3 seconds.

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 87:
Malboro Fruits taste like celery covered in lime juice dipped in sugar, and are not suitable for young, hyper kids.

[Goldenboko]

Fun Fact #88
To Revive Aeris you must build an Alter of Flowers around your PS1, and kill yourself by having a large Sword go through your back...

PS- The Blood must go on the PS1 and its controller

[Comet]

Fun Fact #89

Yuffie never liked any of those guys. You know she's waiting for them to die, right?

[Aerisfanatic]

Fun Fact 90

in ff8 when squall and irvine are standing in a large crowd of people, they can be seen holding eachothers hands... a way too not get lost in the shuffle or a secret yaoi love conection? you decide

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact #91

More info on Fact 90^:

It's incorrect, Squall and Irvine were actually holding something else, and it wasn't hands.

[Aerisfanatic]

Fun Fact #91

More info on Fact 90^:

It's incorrect, Squall and Irvine were actually holding something else, and it wasn't hands.
well the seen i saw was at the arch and i saw them holding hands when i recorded it and slowed it down they were holding hands... palm right against palm, so if they werent holding hands what were they holding?

[Takara]

Something that grows in the front where the left leg meets the right leg? xD

Fun Fact #92

Faris's pirate crew are really super-secret gigolos. They call her "Captain" because it's more secretive than "Pimp-lady".

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 93:
Garnet is secretly a BushHag.

[Jiro]

Fun Fact 94:
Tellah is actually Edward's dad too. It happened and then got lost during the amnesia. He just never remembered...

[Hazzard]

Fun Fact #95

Kain's gay.

[Gabranth]

Fun Fact #96


cecil's a homophobe.

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact #97
All of the characters in FF8 are actually vampires except for Selphie.

[Dragonface]

Fun Fact #98

Tidus was the one who made the plot for FFX-2. And a first week after FFX-2 starts to sell, he ran away from a very big, blue, pissed off cat who shoud be nameless.

[Edge7]

Fun Fact #99
There is a General Basch and he's ME

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 100:
This is fun fact #100. Squeenix planned this from the start.

[Goldenboko]

Fun Fact 101
There is no fun fact 101.

[jammi567]

Fun fact #102

Cloud is the older cousin of Tidus, who in tern is the younger brother of Shiyin

[Alsray]

fun fact 103!

Shinra is gay, or at least Bi

[Comet]

Fun Fact #104

Cid had a foursome with Edea, Adel and Ultimecia. You go, tiger! Grrr.

[Gabranth]

Fun Fact #105


the whole cast of FFVII is addicted to world of warcraft and will soon make their own guild

[Dr. Acula]

Fun Fact 106:
Lulu and Edea are fifteenth cousins.

[aquatius]

Fun Fact #88
To Revive Aeris you must build an Alter of Flowers around your PS1, and kill yourself by having a large Sword go through your back...

PS- The Blood must go on the PS1 and its controller
What about the PC version?

[Croyles]

Fun Fact #107

Mr.T (with help from the A-Team) tried to build a time machine with just a gun and a bucket, but the experiment went horribly wrong and he was warped into FF7 as Barret.